My Girlfriend Is Really a Superstar

All the yellow-green gas was sucked up by the fat man in an instant.

Tang Baobao couldn't take it anymore, so he ran to the side and vomited. He wanted to vomit at first, but when he saw this scene... he couldn't bear it anymore.

And those who smelled it, heard Baobao Tang's vomiting sound, as if there was a chain reaction, they all ran to the side and vomited.

Look at the fat man again, his expression is a little weird.

"Hi~"

The fat man hiccupped, and an even weirder gas came out of the fat man's mouth... Baby Tang vomited even more violently after seeing it.

Everyone seemed to see the gas turning into a skull.

However, the fat man's face seemed to be changing, gradually turning green.

"It's so poisonous... so poisonous... I didn't expect that I would end up like this when I sucked the gods." The fat man said while spitting out white bubbles.

With his eyes rolled, the huge body fell down suddenly, his whole body twitched a few times, and then passed out completely.

"What's going on! What's going on! Why is it you again!" Shangguan Yujin, who was originally standing on the stage talking, came to her senses and asked Tang Baobao. It was all good at first, but why did it change when he came? , actually came with a puff of gas.

The vast majority did not smell this smell, and only the last few people smelled it.

Tang Baobao and the few people who smelled it were vomiting wildly. As long as he thought about the fat man sucking fart with his mouth, his whole stomach seemed to explode. If he lost later, he must have vomited too much.

"Ask you! Not only are you late, but when you arrive, you are still doing such inferior things next to you, how decent!" Shangguan Yujin was very unhappy, this is the rhythm of a rat droppings ruining a pot of soup.

If Tang Baobao knows what Shangguan Yujin is thinking at this moment, he must teach this woman a lesson. I don’t know if I am your boss. How can I compare you to Lao Tzu? Let’s see how many men are around you.

At this time, the old man sitting in the wheelchair said lightly: "I'm afraid this is caused by mutants."

As the old man said, everyone nodded silently, maybe this is it! What a vicious mutant! Antivirus...

If it weren't for absorbing God,

I am afraid that everyone present will be sacrificed.

"What kind of poison can actually make people's faces so ugly?" The little boy with a schoolbag looked at the fat man and said, that desperate and uncomfortable look made people heartbroken. What do you think now? No.

The young man in a neat white suit said lightly: "This kind of poison must have been carefully refined, and I must have made all the preparations. Fortunately, this brother is very powerful and was not poisoned to death."

Everyone nodded silently. If they were really poisoned to death, they would definitely go to burn incense sticks.

Although Tang Baobao was throwing up, but after hearing these people's conversation, he really wanted to explain, but now the explanation seems to be more chaotic.

It's better not to explain at this time.

In addition, the eyes of the few people who were throwing up were about to roll out. What kind of poison is this, no... this is a human body gas that is more terrifying than poison, as if it is like the stinky socks exposed to the sun after playing basketball. The stench can make people dizzy.

Fortunately, I only inhaled a little bit just now, but even if it was a little bit, it seemed like I was going to die.

If you take a deep breath, the consequences are unbelievable.

This fat man is really powerful, after inhaling so much, he just foamed at the mouth.

Chen Dahu looked at Tang Baobao, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and the veins on his fist were looming, which made him very afraid.

"Have you finished vomiting yet?"

"It's almost there." Baby Tang panted heavily, almost being suffocated to death by his own fart. He never expected that when the fart is combined with supernatural powers, it can cause such a big effect. If the movement is louder, I am afraid that the opening ceremony tonight No more.

Fortunately, there is this fat man, he is really a dear friend, and this baby is very moved by making such a sacrifice.

Just focus on this, you must be a supernatural being.

"Why did you rush in with so much gas behind you?"

Tang Baobao wiped the corner of his mouth, and said in a deep voice: "When I just came here, this gas chased me. It must be the stench used by mutants. I'm afraid it's trying to smoke us to death. This despicable method , must be condemned!"

"I think you are a mutant. You look like this, so there is no need to explain." One of the men said lightly, looking at Tang Baobao with contempt.

"For a person who judges a person by appearance, he only has the IQ of a mutant." Tang Baobao retorted with a genuine truth.

At this time, the members of the medical team came and carried away the god of suction.

Tang Baobao silently apologized in his heart, his intention was not like this, really... Ben Baobao can swear, look at Ben Baobao's kind and sincere eyes, does he feel very kind.

I believe you asshole, old man.

The war of words started immediately, the scene was really eloquent, Tang Baobao single-handedly defeated the heroes, this ventriloquism is also very good, it is thanks to the wives of all the people, otherwise Tang Baobao still has such a tough skill.

If you swear a lot with your wife, you will naturally develop the skill of being calm and swearing without getting dirty.

"Hmph, a bunch of hotties, they just talk about it." Chen Dahu said coldly, completely belittled by everyone, this domineering attitude made everyone silent, after all, this guy is really strong.

Tang Baobao scolded so much that his mouth was dry. Fortunately, someone came out to steal the limelight, and he likes your pretentiousness.

"That's enough!" Shangguan Yujin's head was getting bigger, and at what time, she was still thinking about cursing here. Is this a supernatural person?

For the first time, I saw a group of men scolding so loudly.

"Look at you! Are you still drinking! Knowing that there will be a competition tonight, you are still drinking! You belong to the drunken battle!" Shangguan Yujin said seriously.

"Leader, I suspect that this guy came by car. He is suspected of drunk driving. He should be arrested and detained."

Tang Baobao: "..."

\u0026nbD, this guy must be a mutated person. He actually used this method to get himself out of the game. I've never seen such a shameless person!

"Enough, a group of men who are more verbose than women!" Shangguan Yujin shouted coldly, her task was to make the opening ceremony start smoothly, instead of standing here and yelling.

Tang Baobao decided that if she saw Shangguan Yujin in the future, she would definitely teach her that the consequences of swelling are not that good, and big things will happen, and she is still too young.

"In half an hour, the opening ceremony will begin! You have to put on uniforms, go out to show off, and then start fighting! Remember to fight, don't kill or endanger the audience, understand!"