My Girlfriend Is Really a Superstar

"The juniors will not be polite." Tang Baobao took the big fish from the village chief.

The village head was very satisfied, and smiled at the crowd: "Go ahead, I'll go back."

"The village chief, go slowly."

Watching the village chief leave, Tang Baobao showed the fish in his hand to Mu Kexin, and said with a smile, "Let's go, I'll get you a steamed fish."

"Let's go home~" Mu Kexin leaned against Tang Baobao, and the two left happily.

As for whether the two big fish were caught by Tang Baobao chanting a spell, I really don't know... Maybe Tang Baobao was really lucky.

In the evening, Tang Baobao was cooking, and Uncle Tian and Mu Kexin were sitting in the lobby chatting.

"Delicious steamed fish is here, guests, please enjoy it." Tang Baobao was carrying a towel on his shoulders, which was really a bit of a child.

Mu Kexin smiled coquettishly: "Xiao Er, if this fish is not tasty, I will tease you tonight."

The corner of Uncle Tian's mouth twitched, the girl was too unrestrained, Uncle Tian couldn't stand it.

"Girl, if this fish isn't tasty, Xiao Er can get it for you tonight."

Uncle Tian lowered his head slightly, he couldn't afford to be hurt.

Three dishes and one soup are all Tang Baobao's special skills, and it is also to thank Uncle Tian for his help.

Mu Kexin tasted Tang Baobao's chili fried pork last time, it was quite good, but she didn't expect Tang Baobao to have so many.

It's not Xiao Hanrui, who has such a lazy elder sister, and also controls her younger brother, Tang Baobao is a hard worker, when both parents are not at home when studying, Tang Baobao has to cook for her sister.

"Xiao Tang, I didn't see that your craftsmanship is good." Uncle Tian tasted it, and he was really good.

Tang Baobao is very modest: "Fry it casually."

"Xiao Mu, this husband is fine, cherish it."

Mu Kexin gave Tang Baobao a blank look, it's all your nonsense, now everyone in the village knows that we are husband and wife.

"Mu Kexin, did you hear that? Cherish it." Tang Baobao said in a whisper.

Mu Kexin snorted coquettishly: "Uncle Tian, ​​I'm also good at cooking, I'll make it for you tomorrow."

This made Uncle Tian very happy: "Okay, okay, thank you so much."

There were tears in Uncle Tian's laughter, recalling the scene when his son and daughter-in-law came back.

Due to the lighting problem, Tang Baobao and Mu Kexin didn't notice Uncle Tian's abnormality, and they were still arguing.

After all, the village uses either candles or oil lamps.

After the meal, the two washed the dishes and let Uncle Tian rest.

Afterwards, the two of them sat outside on the Daping and looked at the stars.

"Baby~"

Hearing Mu Kexin's tone, she must have asked for someone again.

"what?"

"I want to poo~"

Tang Baobao sat up and said solemnly: "Mu Kexin, are you a pig? If you eat it, you will pull it."

"Asshole! I haven't been to the bathroom all day!"

"Then you go, what are you calling me for, you want me to hold you to poop."

"Go to hell, Baby Tang!" Mu Kexin sent her with small fists.

"I went to see that toilet. There are two wooden boards on it. I'm afraid it will break. When the time comes... ah... I really want to die." Mu Kexin covered her face, not daring to go into that toilet.

Tang Baobao wondered why, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I've tried it today and it won't break. If you really want to be so unlucky, there's nothing you can do about it."

"Baby Tang! I can't hold it anymore! You're still talking sarcastic!"

"I read the news a few days ago that someone fell into a cesspit and drowned."

"Baby Tang! Do you really want me to mess with you!" Mu Kexin stood up and yelled softly.

"Okay, okay, I'm not joking with you anymore, the plank will never break, if it does break, I'll come down to save you."

Mu Kexin's fist immediately landed: "You bad baby, I'll fuck you."

"Okay, okay, I'll accompany you." Tang Baobao took Mu Kexin's little hand and walked towards the hut.

By the way, pick up the flashlight on the side.

Before reaching the door, she smelled a strange smell, and Mu Kexin felt that she was going to faint.

"Baby, why don't I stay outside?"

"Mu Kexin, you are a star, can you pay attention to your image!"

"But~ baby~ I dare not go in, it's so dark inside~" Mu Kexin almost jumped up, feeling like she couldn't hold back anymore.

Tang Baobao was convinced, and then pulled Mu Kexin into the hut: "It's okay now!"

"I'll give you the flashlight, don't step in it, if you don't make it during the day, you won't get it at night, you're so stupid."

"Stupid you, get out quickly."

"Don't you want me to accompany you? Watch out for snakes~" Tang Baobao didn't forget to tease her.

"Baby Tang, I hate you~ Get lost~"

Tang Baobao walked out of the hut, stood outside and said, "I'm right outside."

"Don't go! Come here, let me see your back."

Tang Baobao reluctantly took a step to the left, and had to be accompanied when going to the bathroom.

puff~

This sound reminded Tang Baobao of the movie theater meeting that day.

"Mu Kexin, you farted again."

"I know, I don't need your reminder!"

"You are a star after all, don't fart in public in the future, you will be hacked."

"Baby Tang, wait and see how I deal with you!"

"Then I'm leaving, bye."

"do not go!"

"Call me brother."

"Baby Tang! I'm going to eat you raw!"

"I'm leaving!"

"Brother~good brother~little brother~hhhhh~"

Tang Baobao, who was standing outside, let out a smug laugh, while Mu Kexin inside was itchy with anger.

After a long time, Mu Kexin came out from inside, and then ran away quickly.

Tang Baobao was startled, and hurriedly shouted: "Mu Kexin! I'm going to kill you tonight!"

"Slightly slightly~ You crawl over slowly by yourself, who told you to keep bullying me." Mu Kexin's proud voice came from the front.

Looking at the dark road in front of her, Tang Baobao was so angry that she would not have given her a flashlight if she had known, this big star is too bad.

The road that could have been walked in one minute was walked by Tang Baobao for ten minutes, and he sweated all his life.

Seeing Mu Kexin leisurely sitting on the recliner, Tang Baobao walked into the room with a sullen face.

Mu Kexin held back her mouth, cheapskate, she just lost her temper.

Still ignore people? so funny~

After waiting for a long time, Tang Baobao didn't come out. Mu Kexin walked into the room, only to see Tang Baobao already lying on the bed with her back facing her.

Ouch, I really lost my temper.

Of course Baby Tang heard Mu Kexin's footsteps, Xiao Mian, if I don't give you a good treatment today, I don't know how powerful this baby is.

I saw Mu Kexin sitting by the bed, poking Baby Tang on the shoulder: "Hey, are you angry?"

Tang Baobao didn't make a sound.

"Do you want me to coax you?" Mu Kexin smiled coquettishly.

"I'm going to bed, please sleep on the floor." Tang Baobao said lightly.

Mu Kexin was not angry, but smiled and said: "Baby~ We have been sleeping for so many days, and we are still shy~"

"Miss Mu, please respect yourself."

Mu Kexin: "..."

"Okay, okay, can't I admit my mistake?"

"I'm angry, the kind that can't be coaxed well!" Tang Baobao was crazy and awesome.