My Girlfriend Is Really a Superstar

"Old comrade-in-arms, you will remember me for the rest of your life." Tang Cheng laughed out loud, and sat opposite Yang Yao.

"Is that a bad thing? The second day of the military competition in the military region, you treat me to ice cream, Tang Cheng! You are so poisonous!"

"Old Yang, I'm going to criticize you now. I treat you to ice cream with good intentions. Is it your fault for your gastrointestinal problems? Blame me for pulling it down your trousers during the martial arts competition?"

Yang Yao's face darkened when he heard the embarrassing things of the year were exposed: "You just took laxatives, otherwise I would be the king of soldiers!"

"Forget it, the King of Returning Soldiers, shit is all in his pants."

"Tang Cheng! Are you here to fight today?"

Tang Cheng smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I'm so old that I can't even joke around, besides, I was your squad leader before! I haven't poured a glass of water for the squad leader yet."

"Get out of here!" Yang Yao couldn't take it anymore, this forced Wang Tang to be extremely cruel.

If Tang Baobao saw such a father, his jaw would drop to the ground. It turns out that this is the real father, and what he saw was fake.

"Calm down, sit down, if you little brothers see it, I will lose face." Tang Cheng patted Yang Yao's shoulder with a smile on his face. When Yang Yao saw Tang Cheng's smile, he remembered In the army back then, as long as you laughed like that, you must be making trouble.

"Tell me, what are you doing? I'm very busy right now and I don't have time to play with you." Yang Yao said angrily. He was very hurt by the ice cream incident, mainly because he shit in his crotch. , especially those female soldiers covering their mouths and laughing at themselves, just think about it...

Tang Cheng put away his smile and said in a low voice, "I came here today to tell you what happened today."

Knowing Tang Cheng's family background, Yang Yao must have come here with orders.

"Don't show this expression, I'm not here on behalf of anyone, just to remind you." Tang Cheng said softly.

This bastard still looks like the second child, his boss.

But seeing Tang Cheng getting serious, Yang Yao also calmed down.

"How much do you know?" Yang Yao asked in a deep voice.

"not many,

But at least it can give you a little help. "

"You are so good, do you want to cheat me again?"

"Am I that boring?"

"Okay, I'd like to see what you can come up with." Yang Yao leaned back on the chair and listened.

"This incident is just the beginning!" Tang Cheng said in a deep voice.

"what!"

"These mutated people are just some cannon fodder in the lead. Their purpose is mainly to test, and the real opponent has not yet appeared!" Tang Cheng said in a low voice, without the slightest hint of joking.

Yang Yao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then suddenly burst out laughing: "I said Wang Tang, you will die if you don't pretend to be aggressive? You thought you were watching a science fiction movie."

Tang Cheng sighed softly, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, and then a flame burst out from his finger, and lit the cigarette.

Seeing this scene, Yang Yao's jaw almost dropped to the ground, and he was speechless looking at Tang Cheng.

"You! You! You are a superhuman!" Yang Yao exclaimed.

"You discovered all of this. It seems that I didn't hide it deeply enough."

Yang Yao slapped the table and said, "I knew that you were responsible for what happened back then, otherwise I would have shit in my pants and become a joke in the whole district! And you became the king of soldiers easily, because you are a different capable!"

"I said, old comrade, I really didn't do what you shit. Even if you didn't shit, do you think you can beat me? Really."

Yang Yao: "..."

At this moment, Yang Yao suddenly thought of something: "Your son?"

"That's right, he inherited my ability."

"Ah! Can this thing be inherited!" Yang Yao was shocked. If it could be inherited, it would be a bit troublesome.

"Uh... From now on, it seems that this inheritance is also probabilistic. Didn't you send someone to install a camera in my son's room back then?"

"Who told you not to tell! Hiding such a big secret."

Tang Cheng sighed heavily: "If possible, I'd like to never talk about it, but what happened today is no longer necessary."

"Have you decided to make a move?" Yang Yao asked curiously.

"Shoot? I'm a retiree now. This person is old and his bones are failing."

"Then what are you doing here? If you don't help, just talk to me about these useless things?"

Tang Cheng smiled lightly and said: "You can find my brat, he has a lot of free time, picks up girls every day, and recently brought another one home."

"Damn, I've heard of cheating, but you cheated your son."

"Who told him to get so many daughters-in-law for me? Let's take some revenge." Tang Cheng said shamelessly, if Baby Tang knew, he would definitely ask Dad if I was your own, and am I doing this to the Tang family? Passed on from generation to generation.

"Then is your son good? You can't send him to die."

Tang Cheng stretched out his thumb and index finger, and made a gesture: "That kid is a little bit worse than me, but it is enough for the current situation. If you can't solve it, go to him, but don't say it's me."

"Hehe, you are afraid that your son will beat you."

"Does he dare? I beat him, but he didn't dare to fight back." Tang Cheng started again, and Yang Yao raised his middle finger.

Tang Cheng stood up and said softly: "You need to plan carefully. It's time to call other supernatural beings. I also have a strength comparison book here. You can refer to it. It's absolutely reliable."

"Do you really want to do this? I'm afraid people won't accept it."

"Then let them accept it. Now is an extraordinary period, and treat it extremely. You can figure out a way for yourself. I have to go back, or my wife will say that I want to imitate my son." Tang Cheng walked out with a cigarette in his mouth, waved his hand out of the office.

Yang Yao sighed softly, and opened the strength comparison book given by Tang Cheng.

It turned out to be a grade division, from S to D, five grades, even the damage value was calculated.

This Tang Cheng, bastard! Cheating to get the title of King of Soldiers, otherwise the King of Soldiers back then belonged to Lao Tzu.

At this moment, Yang Yao's cell phone rang, and he took a look at it, and sighed immediately.

"Honey, what's the matter?"

"Do you want this home anymore! You said you haven't come back for a few days! Do you think your home is a hotel!"

"Honey~ I want to eat mapo tofu."

"Yang Yao, you are cruel! If you don't come back tonight, I will make you become tofu!"

Hearing the busy tone on the phone, Yang Yao felt helpless, he hadn't been home for several days, and if something like this happened again today, his wife must be worried.

However, after hearing what Tang Cheng said just now, Yang Yao still attached great importance to it. These are just little guys, so what is a big guy.

When are you guys coming? It seems that even Tang Cheng doesn't know about this, this guy is really mysterious.