My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"You two..." The cross veins on Yinglili's forehead were pulsing. She stepped forward to separate the two of them, showing her little tiger teeth and said, "In public, please be careful!"

"As long as you don't disturb others, there will be no problem." Kasumigaoka Shiyu stretched out a green-white jade finger, shook it gently in the air, narrowed his eyes and said, "You can come over if you are not convinced, I don't mind."

Hajima Seisuke stepped forward and blocked Takashi from getting close to Tori.

"Senior, what are you doing?"

"Well, I just saw a tweet." The senior raised the phone in front of Hashima Seisuke, "I was planning to ask Ethical-kun for his opinion."

Hashima Kiyosuke looked closely and found that it was a tweet sent by an ordinary office worker. The general content was that the girlfriend he was dating was found to have a suspected major illness during a physical examination. In order to protect his girlfriend's privacy, he did not say what the illness was. The hospital needed to use it. The disease can be diagnosed only by puncture and removal of the lesions. However, when signing, the consent form must be signed by the patient's family members, and the identity of the boyfriend cannot be used to sign. The office worker is sitting on the lounge chair in the hospital lobby, feeling completely at a loss, so he casually sent a message Twitter happened to be swiped by my senior sister.

"Ethical Master, Junior Master." Senior sister crossed her arms and turned her head slightly to look, "What would you do if you two were office workers?"

"This kind of thing..." An Yilun also scratched his hair, "I have neither a two-dimensional girlfriend nor any experience in dating, so I don't know what to do at the moment."

Ying Lili pinched her waist with one hand and couldn't help but complain: "After playing so many gal games, the two-dimensional girlfriend you captured is already eighty if not a hundred, right?"

"Wrong, more than a hundred." An Yilun also pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said seriously, "So far, I have played a total of 225 galgame games, and the total number of characters I have conquered is 1,200 Eighty-one people..."

You actually remember the number of characters so clearly. You shouldn’t write down each character in your notebook every time you defeat one!

By the way, this working maniac is also a well-known blogger who often publishes game reviews. He has a good impression of every female galgame character. This is the basic quality of a game reviewer!

This working maniac has unknowingly achieved the achievement of killing thousands of people! If these two-dimensional wives suddenly become a reality and come to your door one day, one would have to wait until three years later! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Yinglili couldn't bear it anymore and said: "You can go and die!"

"I'm just briefly reporting the current situation...ah, it hurts! Let go, senior, your ears are about to fall off!!"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu pinched An Yilunye's ear, closed one eye and said, "Ethical Master is not sober enough, I am helping you sober up."

"I was wrong. I'm sober now!" An Yilun also apologized decisively, "Senior, please forgive me!"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu retracted her right hand, "So, what are your thoughts now?"

"Ideas or something..." An Yilun also reached out to rub his ears and said helplessly, "Only relatives can sign the consent form, so we can only call the girl's parents, right?"

The senior sister was a little disappointed. Under that tweet, seven out of ten people responded in this way, and three of them responded with blessings to the poster, hoping that the poster could cheer up, grit his teeth, and get through the difficulties.

"Junior, what do you think?" The senior sister turned her eyes and looked at Hajima Seisuke.

"stare--"

One after another glances came over, and even the saint classmate who had been playing with his mobile phone with his head down raised his head.

"If it were me." Hajima Seisuke smiled and said, "I would probably get a marriage certificate."

Japanese people have a paranoid love for forms, which means application form. Japan’s marriage certificate is a marriage certificate that is similar to the form. If two people plan to get married, they usually go to the city hall where they are to get a "marriage certificate." , after filling it out, both parties sign and submit it to them, and then they are married. The whole process can be completed within an hour.

By the way, Japan does not have an identity card. When you need to prove your identity, you usually use a driver's license, work permit, etc. to represent yourself.

"Marriage?" An Yilun was still a little confused, "Why do you suddenly want to do something like that?"

Hajima Seisuke smiled and replied calmly: "Because after the marriage ceremony, you can sign the consent form."

"..."

This answer suddenly silenced the air.

Kasumigaoka Shiu pursed her pink lips slightly, glanced at Hajima Kiyosuke, then lowered her head and started typing.

Kato gently played with the hair beside his ears, turned his head to look at Hashima Seisuke for a while, and then lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.

Yinzi raised his little face, his eyes particularly bright.

Finally, there was Zakuli. After making eye contact with Hashima Seisuke for a moment, he immediately looked away and turned away from his pretty face.

(what the hell!)

(To be able to say this kind of answer, how many girls do you usually like!)

(Abominable perverted girl control...)

Yinglili was a little panicked.

Because she found that there was obviously a strange feeling in her heart, just like the feeling when she woke up last Sunday afternoon and saw Hajima Seisuke sitting by the bed reading a book.

"So it can still be like this..." An Yilun also suddenly realized, "If Qingsuke hadn't said it, I would never have thought that this could still be done."

The workaholic pushed up his glasses and asked curiously: "Kyosuke, how did you come up with the idea of ​​doing this?"

"The one who is most afraid at this time should be the girl who is sick, right?" Hajima Seisuke said, "It is only natural to stay with your girlfriend when she is most scared and helpless, and to shoulder the burden. "

Of course it's not enough to just be by your side, you also need to solve the problem. The two of you can't just be distracted, as that won't help.

Whenever major events require calmness, a man's shoulders and spine are designed to carry heavy responsibilities. At critical moments, one must have the courage to stand up.

"Okay, I've edited Junior's answer into a comment." The senior put away her phone, her eyes wandering, "Well, the Shinkansen is here... Junior, it's time to start your 'one-stop, two-day' trip." Traveling."

"..."

Chapter 212 Senior sister, run quickly (second update)

The Shinkansen train arrived on time.

There are many modes of transportation in Japan, the most common of which are trams and Shinkansen. Trams are generally used for short-distance travel, while Shinkansen is Japan's high-speed rail, which is very fast and suitable for long-distance travel.

The hot spring hotel is located in Nanao City, Ishikawa Prefecture, just on the Shoryu Road, a long way away.

When Hajima Seisuke was preparing a travel guide some time ago, when he saw the 'Sho Ryū Path', he thought it was the Shoryu Ba from Mount Lu in Saint Seiya. However, he found out that he had overthought it. The so-called Shōryū Path was a path. The famous sightseeing route is said to gather all the essence of central Japan. On the way, it passes through Nagoya City in Aichi Prefecture, as well as Ise Jingu Shrine in Mie Prefecture and other famous attractions. The tourist route vaguely shows the shape of a flying dragon on the map. Hence the name.

Hajima Kiyosuke looked at the map carefully. If he hadn't known the term "Rising Dragon Path" in advance, he wouldn't have looked like a dragon at all. It was not as conspicuous as Britain and the fire dragon, France and the owl, Italy and the boots.

"Well, that office worker has already replied to me in the comments." The senior placed her chin on one hand and slid her finger across the screen, "Guess what he said?"

"What did you say?" Zhai Li blinked and couldn't help but complain, "You don't say that you are very busy at work and don't have time, and you have to think about it."

I have to admit that the status of first marriage and second marriage in other people's minds is indeed different.

The senior twirled her hair around her ears: "That man said that his girlfriend didn't agree and didn't want to cause him any trouble in the future."

Ying Lili crossed her arms, opened her pink lips, and uttered a comment: "Oh, man."

"..."

I don't know why, but just adding "ha" in front of a man, the intensity of ridicule instantly reaches the sky!

"Listen to me." The senior girl folded her left leg on top of her right leg, and her beautiful legs wrapped in black stockings were particularly attractive in the sun. She said lazily, "The girl didn't agree, but the office worker forcibly pulled his girlfriend out of the hospital. The two of them are on the train going to the city hall right now."

"Kasumigaoka Shiyu!" Zhaili clenched her pink fists, "You guys can't finish your words at once!"

"Eri Sawamura interrupts others when they are mid-sentence." Senior sister crossed her arms and said, "She really likes evildoers to complain first."

Zhaili was furious, "I'll see for myself!"

Hajima Seisuke did not get involved in the daily bickering between Takumi and his senior. The two of them were probably so-called rivals. Bickering was normal. It would be scary if they met each other in a friendly manner and smiled!

"Tha-"

The corners of his clothes twitched slightly.

Ginzi pulled Hashima Seisuke's sleeve and said softly, "Look over there."

Hajima Seisuke followed Ginko's gaze and saw a boy in front of him performing a cell phone magic trick on a girl. He couldn't help but smile and said, "I can do this magic too."

"Huh?" Yinzi's eyes brightened slightly, "I want to see it."

Hashima Kiyosuke thought for a while: "Then give it a try."

As he spoke, he took out his cell phone, with the back of his hand facing up and the phone facing down. This action couldn't help but attract the attention of senior sister and Zhaili.

"Hey, Kiyosuke, you want to do magic?" An Yilun also asked curiously.

Hashima Kiyosuke nodded: "It's just a little magic trick."

"I heard that a magician must have a pair of dexterous hands." The workaholic sat next to Hajima Seisuke and pushed up the glasses on the bridge of his nose. "When I was in the first grade, no one in our class was better than you at turning pens. Is he the person with the most flexible fingers?"

"I remember a dark galgame we played together. Flexible fingers can add a lot of points, and you can also add negative states such as absentmindedness and dehydration to the attacking character... Ahhh! It hurts! Senior sister, I was wrong!"

Your uncle! Use your flexible fingers to talk about the piano, don't use it to put girls in a bad negative light! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

Hajima Seisuke gently twitched the corner of his mouth, ignored Takumi's disgusted look, and began to perform magic.

First it was the thumb, and then the four fingers were released one after another. The phone that should have fallen was firmly attached to the palm, which was quite surprising.

"What's going on?" An Yilun also asked curiously.

Hashima Seisuke smiled and said: "It's actually very simple, you can take a guess."

"Got gum stuck on your hand?"

Damn it, chewing gum is something sticky that makes you feel uncomfortable if you step on it. Who would vomit into the palm of their hand?

Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "It's not chewing gum."

Zhai Li blinked: "Is it double-sided tape?"

"It's not double-sided tape." Hajima Seisuke looked at Zari, "The principle of this magic is actually very simple."

"Hajima-kun caught the phone with the fingers of his left hand, right?" A calm and calm voice sounded, and everyone suddenly realized that there was an invisible girl sitting next to them.

"Kato is right." Hashima Kiyosuke nodded and turned his right hand over. The phone was indeed fixed by the fingers of the other hand, so it did not fall.

"What?" Ying Lili held her chin with one hand and curled her lips and said, "So it's that simple."

To put it bluntly, magic is very simple. If someone could really cross the Great Wall, he would have been captured and studied long ago, okay?

"Well, it's indeed simpler than double-sided tape."

"Kasumigaoka Shiu!!"

"..."

Whether the journey is long or not has a lot to do with the people accompanying you. Time always flies when traveling with the people you like.

Along the way, we changed cars twice during the journey, but Seisuke Hashima had already memorized the guide in his mind, so there was no need to cram for it. He led a group of melon-eating teammates and successfully set foot at Wakura Hot Spring around one o'clock in the afternoon.

Wakura is a place name. Although it is not as well-known as Hakone abroad, it is extremely famous in Japan. There are many hot spring hotels, large and small, among which the most famous one is Kagaya, which has been rated as the best hot spring in Japan for many years. ,none of them.

The hot spring hotel opened by Xiao Ai's family is the famous hot spring hotel 'Hinazuru Hotel' in Wakura. To be able to open a hotel in such a place where land is so valuable, it can be said that the family is quite rich and powerful.

"Is everyone hungry?" Hashima Seisuke suggested, "I saw an eel restaurant with very good reviews on the reviews. Let's go have lunch first and then go to the hotel."

Naturally, no one had objections to this decision.

Wakura is a typical tourist city. There is no heavy industry at all. The sky above is extremely clean, as clear and blue as if it has been washed with water. When walking on the road, the streets are also quite clean. There is no crowding and noise like the last time I went to the shopping mall. The pedestrians are The steps are particularly leisurely, and you can see various thoughtful tourist slogans and guides everywhere, as well as the representative mascot of Wakura Hot Spring, a cartoon-shaped hot spring egg.

However, on the way to the eel shop, everyone ran into trouble.

To be precise, it was the senior sister who was in trouble——

A big white goose waddled over. Probably the senior sister took one more look at it in the crowd, and then... the goose exploded.

Chapter 213 No need for emotion

Hajima Seisuke was walking in the front, and when he heard some movement behind him, he turned around and saw a big white goose spreading its wings and charging towards him like a mighty general.

The enemy jungler came with a fierce momentum, and everyone except Hajima Kiyosuke was a little panicked.

Hashima Kiyosuke raised his eyebrows and said decisively: "You guys get behind me."

Of course, Eiriri and the other girls did not have the courage to meet the big goose in a narrow road, so they nodded quickly and backed away. Hajima Seisuke turned around and ran in the direction of his senior and Renya, because the target of this big white goose was clearly Kasumigaoka Shiwa. .

The senior sister was walking on the road properly, and of course she couldn't provoke a goose for no reason.

Then the whole story of the incident is very simple. If expressed in dialogue, it should be——

Goose: "What are you looking at?"

Senior sister: "I didn't."

Goose: "Just take a look."

Senior sister: "I really don't."

Goose: "Stop talking nonsense, Goose wants to fuck you!"

"..."

The big white goose is known as the flat-headed brother of the poultry industry. It is even more ferocious than dogs. Dogs just bark loudly and will not actually rush up to bite you. But geese do not play the role of dogs to compete with people. They do whatever they say, no matter how many opponents they have. I don't take it to heart at all. I often see a group of people running around being chased by a goose.