My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

"Ahhhh, idiot, it fell again."

Hajima Kiyosuke put on a straight face, looked at the newly promoted King of Strong Mouths, Takuri, and said seriously: "Eiriri, do you know what a 'true gentleman who watches chess without speaking' means?"

"Hey." Ying Lili curled her lips, "It's obviously because of your poor skills."

"I'll get angry if you point me out again."

"W-what?"

Ying Lili opened her eyes in disbelief, bit her lower lip with her teeth, and her chest suddenly felt tight. This little girl actually said such a thing to her? Are you angry because of such a trivial matter?

"When people are angry, they will do irrational things." Seisuke Hashima looked down at Zari and said seriously, "For example, kissing, hugging, and lifting someone up."

"..."

Yinglili silently took out her mobile phone: "Uncle police, there are hentai harassment messages here."

…

Hajima Seisuke just threw in a five hundred yen coin. He had used it twice before and had one last chance left.

The third time I successfully caught the green Miku wielding a green onion.

"Here you go." Hashima Seisuke handed the doll to Takumi.

Yinglili turned her head, still remembering her anger just now: "I don't want it."

Hajima Seisuke said: "I want you to help me get it."

"..."

Yingli Lichao wants to hit someone.

If it weren't for the disguise this time, I would have taught this girl to be a good person with her twin ponytail whirlwind!

"That's almost it." Hajima Seisuke looked at Zari, "Which one do you want?"

Zhaili rolled his eyes and pointed to the big doll in the corner: "I want the fat blue guy."

"It's not that the bigger it is, the harder it is to catch." Hajima Seisuke smiled and put in another 500-denomination coin, "Leave it to me."

"whispering sound."

Eiri looked at it subconsciously, not believing that Hajima Kiyosuke could point out who caught whom. He obviously failed the first two times, and the success of the third time was all about luck, right?

Then……

"Eh, how can it still be like this?" Eirili's eyes widened. Hajima Kiyosuke actually controlled his claws to hook into the plastic rope hanging the tag on the back of the doll's butt, and then without any accident, hooked out the fat blue guy.

Hajima Seisuke said: "Of course."

This trick was learned from the hamster Mi, who is the well-deserved eldest sister in the world of catching dolls. The most rogue trick is to put the hook directly into the tag. As long as you can get in and catch one accurately, you will definitely not Failure!

"Fortunately, I did not disgrace my life." Hajima Seisuke handed the blue fat man to Zaili.

"Hmph." Zhaili hummed softly, took Fatty Lan, and held him in his arms. The warm and furry touch was quite comfortable.

"Which one do you want more?" Hajima Kiyosuke looked at the claw machine, "Tell me."

Ying Lili was a little moved, her eyes sparkling: "The method of grabbing the tag just now was good...shall I try it?"

"You?" Hashima Kiyosuke hesitated.

"What, are you looking down on people?" Zhaili showed his little fangs, "You can do it, so can I."

I'm sorry, ever since you said, 'Catch the baby out when it's not paying attention', I don't believe you have this ability at all!

"Come on." Hashima Kiyosuke made way.

"Here's the thing for you." Zari handed the thing in his arms to Hajima Seisuke.

"Um."

Yinglili clasped her hands together, closed her eyes, and then confidently controlled her paws to start catching the doll.

The result...needless to say.

"D-Damn it." Ying Lili puffed up her cheeks, "I almost hit the hook."

It's not that you're a little bit different, it's clearly a huge difference, okay? Hanging around outside and entering inside are two different concepts!

The second time, as expected, he lost again.

"I'll try again." Yinglili threw in another coin.

"Don't worry." Hashima Kiyosuke pointed from the side, "Don't use your eyes, feel it with your heart."

Zhai Li puffed up her cheeks and said, "I can't understand such a mysterious statement."

"I teach you."

Hajima Seisuke took two steps forward, walked behind Zumili, and grabbed Zumili's little hand.

"you you you……"

"Don't move, just follow the feeling."

Chapter 290 Two-person cooperation

"Perverted girl, go away quickly." Being hugged by Hajima Seisuke from behind, Zhaili trembled slightly, and soon traces of crimson rose up on her cheeks. She gritted her teeth and shouted in a low voice, "This is Shopping mall, please stop it in moderation!"

In other words, can I hug you if I’m not in a shopping mall?

If you really ask that, you will definitely be knocked away by an elbow from the angry Zhali, and then follow up with Star Explosion Abandoned Healing Slash and Beidou Hundred Fissure Fist!

"Don't move around." Hajima Kiyosuke said seriously, "It's important to catch the baby."

Catching a doll is nothing, but being hugged by a girl like you is the worst thing. This is a shopping mall. If an acquaintance sees you, you will lose face!

Hajima Seisuke shook Juzuri's hand: "Okay, let's begin."

Ying Lili puffed up her cheeks, looked at the claws that started to fall from the claw machine, and swallowed back the words that came to her mouth.

(If this girl dares to deliberately take advantage...)

(Hey, wait a minute, with such a bad posture now, you are taking advantage of me, right?)

(If it were another girl, she would have already used the anti-wolf fighting technique to turn around and hit her with a knee, and then connected with the "Heaven and Earth Return" to beat this girl violently, right?)

(No...you will be beaten only if you are ugly. Maybe you will be forgiven if you are good-looking.)

As the hook slowly moved down, Zhaili quickly put his random thoughts behind, opened his eyes wide, and looked at the hook in the claw machine.

"In."

"Um."

"Idiot, please slow down, don't be so sudden."

"You must be decisive at times like this. Dilly-dallying won't do the trick."

"..."

"The tag is hooked. It will basically not fall off again at this time." Seisuke Hashima held Takuri's hand and taught by words and deeds, "Move it to the exit."

"You don't need to tell me." Zhaili snorted, carefully controlled the hook, moved the doll to the exit, and then pressed the button to drop the doll.

"It's out." Ying Lili bent down and took out the caught teddy bear, her eyes were shining, the corners of her pink lips were slightly raised, and her face showed an expression of surprise.

Seeing the proud and charming look of Zarashi, Hajima Kiyosuke also had a smile on his face.

Things like smiles are contagious.

"You still dare to laugh?" Ying Lili's smile faded and her pretty face turned serious, "Do you think I'm made of dough?"

"It's not dough." Hajima Seisuke looked at Zarashi, her fair and delicate face under the sun was so moist that it could be broken by blowing water, as if water could be squeezed out with just a pinch, "It should be Suixingen cake."

Ying Lili showed her little fangs and said: "For those who commit repeated crimes, the punishment will be aggravated and the death penalty will be imposed."

Hey, this sentence is too serious. If a pervert on a streetcar is caught, the most he can get is imprisonment and a fine. He is still far from the death penalty!

As we all know, the death penalty does exist in Japanese law, but it is in name only. Only crimes of extremely heinous nature can be sentenced to death, and even if sentenced, it may not be executed.

Hajima Seisuke said: "I grabbed the doll and came out."

"Nonsense." Zhai Li raised his chin, "It was obviously me who caught him."

Hey, you can't be too exaggerated in your life, otherwise you will easily become extremely happy and sad!

Hajima Kiyosuke changed the subject and said: "Okay, let's continue."

"Hey, continue what?"

"Of course it's to catch the doll." Hashima Seisuke said, "Do you remember the feeling just now?"

Yinglili: "..."

Remember you big-headed ghost! Catching a doll is like turning a pen. It sounds simple, but it is clearly something that can only be understood but cannot be expressed in words!

"Then let's try again." Hajima Seisuke held Suzuri's hand, "In case you remember it."

"..."

Zhai Li hesitated for a moment, showing her little fangs, "Try one last time...I'll teach this girl a lesson later."

no way.

The moment I catch the doll with my own hands, I feel a great sense of accomplishment. No wonder you often see people on TV news giving away tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of yen into the claw machine. This kind of thing is just like a lottery, it is easy to win. People are addicted.

The most common machine on the streets of Japan is the vending machine, and the second is the doll machine. It can be said that catching dolls is a national entertainment activity. Of course Eiri also likes it, but it is a pity that she is the king in theory and a novice in actual combat. When you watch others catching dolls, you think, "I can do it, too." But when you play the game yourself, you realize what the abyss of despair is... In short, others rely on skill to catch dolls, while she relies on luck.

Unfortunately, luck always goes against her.

Now that she has the opportunity to master an extremely rogue doll-catching technique, Yinglili decides to endure it temporarily and wait until she has mastered it before crossing the river and burning bridges.

"Hmph, go away." As the second doll was caught, Zhaili raised her chin, "I already know how to catch it."

Hashima Seisuke smiled and stepped aside: "Then give it a try."

Yinglili put another coin in, full of confidence.

Then……

"D-Damn it."

Just now I thought I had mastered the essence of catching dolls, but after I got started, my first attempt ended in failure.

Zakuli glared at Hajima Seisuke, "It was just a small mistake, I almost caught it."

"Well, just a little bit." Hajima Kiyosuke nodded, "Continue."

Yingli took a deep breath, opened her eyes wide, and moved her claws again. Unfortunately, once the strong-mouthed king engaged in actual combat, he usually ended up with a complete defeat.

Seeing the baby that only moved a little but couldn't get up, Zhaili bit her lower lip.

"Don't be discouraged." Hajima Seisuke coughed lightly, "It's just a little bit short, keep working hard."

Zhaili showed his little fangs: "Are you still smiling?"

"Where am I laughing?" Hashima Kiyosuke was stunned. He was clearly trying to comfort you, okay? Although he wanted to laugh a little in his heart, he would never smile on his face.

"I see a smile in your eyes." Yinglili snorted, "Are you laughing?"

There may be a smile, but it is definitely not ridicule. Only those who have eaten the courage of a bear will laugh at you!

"stare--"

Hajima Kiyosuke opened his eyes wide and looked at Takumi.

"Look again, besides the smile, what else is in the eyes?"

"..."

Looking at her clear reflection in Hajima Seisuke's eyes, Eirili felt traces of blush on her cheeks. She turned her head and snorted, looking away from her pretty face: "I don't know, don't ask me, just go away."

After telling Hajima Seisuke to go away, Eirili couldn't hold it in anymore, so she took two steps back and walked to the side.

Hajima Seisuke said: "There is another chance to catch the doll, which is useless."

"No more playing." Zhaili turned to look at the lucky box vending machine next to him, put the last coin in his hand into the vending machine, and got a lucky box.

"Then let me do it."

Hajima Seisuke controlled the hook and grabbed the doll that Takumi wanted to catch just now, and then walked to Eiriri: "Lucky box..."