My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

That’s not what you just said! If the explanation is not clear, maybe when you open your eyes tomorrow morning, you will find your limbs chained to the bed, and you are playing with a utility knife next to you!

Hajima Kiyosuke's face turned dark as he asked, "Am I living together?"

"No, no." Chuhe Ai hurriedly shook her head, her pitiful eyes looked like a pet worried about being abandoned by its owner, "Master~~"

Hashima Seisuke said: "You should apologize to Ebina."

Hinatai blinked her eyes, clasped her hands in front of her chest, and said pitifully: "Ebina-nee, I'm sorry."

"No, it's okay."

Ebina hurriedly shook his head. Loli, who was not angry in the first place and could act coquettishly and cutely, was completely unbearable to ordinary people.

"Sister Ebina, I will never say you have big breasts again."

Ebina: "..."

"Master craftsman, master craftsman?"

A clear cry like the cry of a baby bird sounded again.

Hajima Kiyosuke said helplessly: "I'll go to bed after the next game of shogi."

“I like Master the most. (*^▽^*)”

"..."

Let Kato Megumi and Ebina review first. While Hajima Seisuke and Xiao Ai were playing shogi, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Eri.

When Xiaomi and Ebina stayed overnight that day, if it hadn't been too late and I hadn't told Zhaili, so many things wouldn't have happened.

"Kato is at my house."

Not long after, Zhaili's message came back, exactly as expected.

"Don't tell me, you can take home whoever you want. As long as you're not afraid of the police coming, it doesn't matter how many people you take home!"

Hajima Seisuke smiled and said, "If you're worried, why don't we come over to review together in the evening?"

Yinglili's mood level was plummeting: "Goodbye, blocked, don't talk to me."

"Actually, it was Kato who met the underwear thief."

"Eh? What did you say?"

"It's the underwear thief you talked about when we were walking around Akihabara yesterday."

Hajima Seisuke explained the matter and sent a Twitter link.

"..."

Zhaili silently sent a string of ellipses, and then complained: "The act of stealing underwear is really disgusting, but after reading the uncle's explanation of the case, I suddenly felt a little sympathy for him."

Hajima Seisuke said: "Fortunately, I am a little better than this uncle."

Zhaili was startled: "Eh?"

Hashima Seisuke: "You don't have to wait until you are thirty-nine, you can already hold a girl's hand when you are sixteen."

Yinglili: "Uncle policeman, there is hentai here."

"..."

Chapter 321 Kissing Challenge

After "registering" with Zari, Hashima Kiyoshi turned off the computer and reviewed his homework with Kato and Ebina.

Ebina is the kind of student who takes notes carefully in class and reviews seriously when he goes home. Unfortunately, he gets nervous every time he takes an exam. As long as he can overcome his nervousness, his grades can jump up three times... From the current point of view, overcoming nervousness is a long way to go. Far.

Shame therapy continues.

When one day Ebina can dance the bunny dance without blushing or out of breath, she will no longer have to worry about exams!

"Hashima-kun, I'm a little confused about this question."

Kato’s habit of reading is ‘not asking for a thorough understanding’ – just listen if you understand, it doesn’t matter if you don’t understand, it is impossible to ask others for advice, and you should not cause trouble to others with your own affairs.

If you encounter a question you don’t understand, just skip it.

I write my homework on time, occasionally read books, scroll through Twitter, and play with my mobile phone... It’s not without reason that Shengren’s grades are mediocre in the class!

But when Kato Megumi doesn't understand something now, he will directly ask Hashima Seisuke... It's not good to cause trouble to others. Hashima Seisuke is not someone else, so there is no problem.

In comparison, Ebina just doesn't work.

When faced with a question that he didn't understand, he was too embarrassed to speak, and would only look over quietly with his eyes, like a cat that was eating dried fish but was worried about being caught by its owner. From time to time, he would cast a cautious look at Hajima Seisuke.

All in all, time passed quietly during the review.

"call--"

Hashima Seisuke put down the pencil in his hand, stretched his muscles slightly, and then said: "Would you like some apples?"

"No, no, no." Ebina quickly shook his head and whispered, "I'm not hungry."

Megumi Kato played with the hair beside her ears and looked at the exercise book in front of her. She said in a calm voice: "I ate a lot tonight. If I eat fruit again, I will get fat."

I’ve heard of people getting fat by eating rice and people getting fat by eating meat, but I’ve never heard that people can get fat by eating fruits!

Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "You won't get fat if you eat fruit, right?"

"Ah, well, that's what I mean..." Classmate Sage tilted his head and looked over, his eyes clear, and he said in a calm and calm tone, "But in nature, the largest mammals are vegetarians, for example Elephants and rhinos look very fat, but tigers and lions are very small in comparison, so being vegetarian will not help you lose weight."

Ebina raised his little face and blinked his eyes with a cute expression: "What Kato-senpai said makes sense..."

"..."

"Meow meow."

The little orange cat walked up to Ebina, squatted on the ground, and looked up at the weak red-haired girl.

"S-senpai?" Ebina looked at Hashima Seisuke, "How cute is it that you want me to play with it?"

Hashima Kiyosuke thought for a moment and said, "Maybe you want to watch TV?"

"Eh?" Ebina was startled, "Watching TV?"

Hajima Kiyosuke nodded.

When a person is at home, it has become a habit to turn on the TV, mainly to listen to the sound and make the house seem less deserted.

This fat orange must have developed a habit. He likes to squat on the sofa and watch TV every night. As for whether he can understand it... Anyone who seriously thinks about this question will definitely kneel down immediately if cats attack the earth. Surrender!

Hajima Seisuke took a sip of tea and then said, "Just turn on the TV."

"I know." Ebina turned on the TV and looked at the little orange cat that jumped up on the sofa and lay there. He blinked and asked curiously, "Do you have any programs that you like to watch? For example, Animal World and... Cats , cat movies?”

Cat movies are just cat movies, not action movies about girls with cat ears, so there’s nothing to be ashamed of! If you see those age-restricted books one day, wouldn’t your brain’s temperature be overloaded and you’ll faint with a ‘pop’!

It's really possible.

After all, on the night of the Moth Battle, Ebina was frightened and fainted once.

"No need." Hashima Seisuke shook his head and said, "Any program will do."

"Um."

"..."

As we all know, Japan's publishing industry and film industry have clear classification systems, but only the television industry does not have a classification system, and the content scale is determined by the television stations themselves.

The main reason is that TV programs are different from other industries and it is difficult to restrict the audience. For example, if you see a game that is banned in a game store and you are carrying a primary school student’s red school bag, the store clerk will definitely not sell the game to you.

But we watch TV at home, and no one can tell whether the person behind the TV is a primary school student or an adult. Implementing a grading system will arouse the curiosity of primary school students, and the consequences are not worth the gain.

Nowadays, major TV stations have formed a rigid custom. From 5pm to 9pm is the time for children and teenagers to watch TV. The programs broadcast are all-age programs, and there will be no bad scenes.

For programs after nine o'clock in the evening, the standards will gradually be relaxed.

For example, in this variety show that Ebina chose, when I first turned on the TV, two young people, a man and a woman, were sitting on the sofa talking. The man looked quite shy, and next to him there was an identity tag of a 21-year-old so-and-so university. , the woman is a twenty-five-year-old company employee, and the content of the chat is... polite and distant, obviously a stranger.

As a result, not long after Ebina sat down, a male host with a microphone jumped out, waved his right hand, and said in a rather exaggerated tone:

"Kissing can help you lose weight!"

"Kissing can extend your life!"

"Kissing prevents cardiovascular disease!"

Before Hajima Seisuke could react to what was going on, a few big words suddenly appeared on the screen, "A Passionate Kiss on a First Date"!

The male host took the microphone, walked to the middle of the stage, and said: "As we all know, kissing is one of the most intimate behaviors of human beings."

"So, can just kissing make you fall in love?"

"Let this program clear up your doubts!"

"..."

"What show is this?"

Hashima Kiyosuke looked at it in surprise, still wondering why a variety show suddenly changed its style of painting, but when the screen changed, more exaggerated content appeared.

That's right, the man and woman who had just started chatting awkwardly stood up and started kissing in front of countless viewers in front of the TV!

"Eh, eh, eh?" Ebina opened his eyes wide, and his face turned crimson at a speed visible to the naked eye. He quickly looked away and stammered, "He, what are they doing!"

Classmate Sage remained as calm as ever and said in a rather calm tone: "We're kissing."

"They are strangers, right?" Ebina hesitated, "How, how could you do something like that..."

Kissing is something that only very, very close people can do, right?

They kissed for the first time when they met, and in front of countless TV viewers...

Ebina simply substituted himself, and white steam suddenly came out from the top of his head.

Will die...

If you do that kind of thing yourself, you will definitely die!

Chapter 322 Kato-san, kissing to lose weight

In contrast to Ebina's blushing face and fidgeting, Sage-san's tone and expression remained as calm and indifferent as ever.

"Well, the name of this variety show is called "First Date Kiss"..." Megumi Kato said calmly, "If there is no kissing scene, it will actually deceive the audience."

"That, that's right..." Ebina hesitated, his face turned red, "But this kind of program should be put on the late-night schedule, right?"

Yes, the scale of many late-night variety shows is frightening. Hashima Seisuke remembers clearly that he had watched a very bad show before. The general content was that if the male guest could persist in singing a song under the service of the female guest, You can earn huge bonuses just by singing a song. The lower limit of that program has already reached the sky!

Classmate Sage tilted his head and said in a calm tone: "It's late at night now."

Ebina: "..."

Fortunately, the kissing scene only lasted about ten seconds, and it quickly jumped to the stage. The host and the four female guests began to make jokes and talk about some kissing skills and secrets, which finally allowed Ebina to cool down from the Steam Princess mode.

"Have you gained weight again?"

“What should I do if I don’t want to exercise?”

“What should I do if I don’t want to diet?”

"No problem, kissing can help you lose weight!"

Seeing the host say this in a measured tone, Ebina turned to look at Kato Megumi.

Kato-senpai seemed to have said just now... that you want to lose weight, right?

So, do you want to try kissing to lose weight?

Even the saint classmate sitting upright in the frosty sky had a faint pink color on his cheeks, but his tone was as calm and calm as ever: "If you want to lose weight... I think it's better to run."

Hajima Seisuke didn't think there was anything he couldn't watch in this show. When walking on the street, he only had to cover his eyes when he saw someone running naked. Kissing was completely normal and he didn't even need to raise his eyelids!

However, in order to take care of the weak red-haired girl, Hajima Seisuke still said: "Ebina, let's change the show."

"Uh-huh."

The weak red-haired woman nodded quickly, put down the eraser in her hand, stood up in a hurry, and trotted towards the sofa.