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"Onii-chan, how many times has my sister died?"

Hajima Seisuke said: "There were too many times to remember."

Snapped!

If it were a computer, the senior sister would have smashed the keyboard angrily: "I won't play anymore."

Playing games is for entertainment. If you keep dying, then you are being abused. Some people like to challenge difficult games, but unfortunately, my senior has no love for such games.

"Sister?" Li Xiang raised her little face and looked timidly.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu breathed out softly, stretched out her hand to rub the little Loli's head, and explained softly: "My shoulders are a little sore, you two can play."

"Onii-chan, my sister is so pitiful that her shoulders are often sore and painful."

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight.

Shoulder soreness is just a trivial side effect. If they could be interchanged, there would definitely be countless girls who would want to swap bodies with their seniors!

"When I give my sister a massage, she always says that I have no strength." Little Loli said seriously, "Onii-chan must be very strong, right? Can you give me a massage?"

Give your sister a massage?

Do you know what it means to treat the symptoms but not the root cause? Just pressing the shoulders has little effect. You have to press other places!

"Onii-chan, let me tell you." The little girl came closer to Hajima Seisuke, and the aroma of orange-scented children's shower gel hit her nose, "No other boy has massaged my sister."

You thought too much and massaged your sister's ankles yourself!

Hajima Seisuke recalled the day he came back from playing shogi and pressed his senior sister's ankle. He turned around and saw that his eyes met with the senior sister's. Then the two of them looked away from each other in a tacit understanding.

Hajima Seisuke said: "I don't know how to massage."

"You can learn it if you don't know." Little Loli said, "Just press it and you will get it."

"Rika." The senior said with a pretty face, "Play the game seriously."

After opening the Three Kingdoms War Chronicles, Rika raised her hands and stretched her waist: "Sister, what time is it?"

The senior sister took out her mobile phone and looked at the time: "It's three o'clock in the afternoon."

"Then we won't play games anymore." Lixiang thought for a while and said, "Let's go upstairs and take some photos for photos?"

Hashima Seisuke said: "You go ahead, I'll go back first."

There's nothing wrong with taking a photo for a photo. The problem is that the senior will probably be unhappy if the three of us are together. Instead of letting the senior speak, it's better to say goodbye yourself.

"No, Onii-chan, let's go together." The little loli held onto the corner of Hajima Seisuke's clothes and looked up pitifully.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu hesitated, tilted his head slightly and said: "It's rare for Rika to be so happy... Junior-kun, let's go together."

"..."

Chapter 331 This is the third time

Each floor of this entertainment center has different entertainment projects. For example, the first floor is a claw machine, the second floor is an arcade, and the third floor is a photo booth.

Hashima Seisuke, his seniors, and Rika came to the third floor. Looking around, the whole floor was filled with various photo sticker machines, which was amazing.

Nowadays, the camera functions of mobile phones are becoming more and more developed. Photo stickers, like arcade machines, are on the verge of extinction around the world, but they are still very vital here. The reason is inseparable from the fact that most people like to use mobile phones. , is a handwritten notepad that you carry with you. You can write down the things that need to be recorded in your life in your handbook to avoid forgetting things.

The photos taken with the mobile phone are stored in the mobile phone. If you want to print them out, you need to go to a special printing shop. The photo sticker machine can take a photo, and the size of the photo is very suitable for posting on the wallet. In addition, taking photo stickers is a habit. JK’s logo, the girls I’m close with will take pictures every week.

"Have you ever filmed Onii-chan before?" Little Loli looked up and asked curiously.

"No."

Hajima Seisuke shook his head. He was previously unsociable, introverted and silent. His favorite things were to stay at home alone, play games, catch up on TV dramas, and take photo stickers, which he only did when he was rich. It had nothing to do with him. nothing.

"Oh, Onii-chan is so pitiful..." Rika held Hashima Seisuke's clothes, her big eyes suddenly turned into crescents, and said seriously, "No, this is actually fate."

"What arrangement?"

"Let my sister and I take down Onii-chan's first destiny."

"..."

Your uncle! Who is interested in a primary school student like you for the first time? The milk smell on your body is so strong, you must drink a lot of milk every day!

As for the senior's first time... I have to be responsible if I want it, so I choose not to!

If it were Ebina, she would definitely turn into a red-faced Steam Princess when faced with the little loli's teasing and joking. Unfortunately, such dirty jokes have no effect on the senior sister.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu's pretty face was still as fair as jade, with not a hint of blush on it. She didn't even raise her eyelids, and said in a lazy voice: "Rixiang, hurry up, I'm sleepy."

"Sister, you're so weird." Lixiang tilted her little head, "I often feel sleepy. Are all adults like this?"

The senior sister turned her eyes and looked at Hajima Seisuke: "Well, I have been very sleepy in the past few days, so I have to thank you for your help."

The reason why I feel sleepy during the day is naturally that I stay up late at night. My senior is writing a new book during this time, so staying up late is inevitable.

"Eh?" Little Loli opened her eyes wide, "Sister and Onii-chan did something embarrassing at night?"

A black line fell on Hajima Kiyosuke's head, and he decisively dispelled the relationship: "I didn't."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her pink lips: "You slept at my house last night, and you still don't know what I did?"

"I don't know." Rika shook her head, holding her chest with one hand and supporting her chin with the other hand, assuming the analytical posture of a famous detective, "Maybe my sister secretly started a video with Onii-chan after I fell asleep. I heard that there is a shameful thing called video [beep——]..."

"..."

A large drop of cold sweat fell from Hashima Seisuke's head.

You know such a bad way to play, and today’s primary school students are going against the grain! When I was in elementary school, I didn’t even know the difference between boys and girls, let alone how to play video games between couples! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

"Rika!" Even the senior sister couldn't calm down this time, "Who did you hear this kind of... thing?"

Little Loli said: "I heard it when my classmates were chatting."

"Classmate?" The senior sister crossed her arms and frowned slightly, "Your classmate is also a primary school student, how could he know about such a thing?"

"My sister is prejudiced. A primary school student can still save the world." Kasumigaoka Rika puffed up her face and argued with reason, "Before the Golden Week, I overheard someone talking about kissing techniques in the bathroom."

This is what is called falling in love from childhood, right?

The older you get, the harder it is to talk. If you couldn’t date a girlfriend when you were a student, your chances of dating again in society will be even slimmer!

From this perspective, a man who can date girls in elementary school is actually a winner in life!

"Sister." Lixiang pinched her waist with one hand and suddenly asked, "Is your first kiss still there?"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

Hajima Kiyosuke turned to look at the pretty and slightly blushing senior. There was no doubt that the senior was usually very bold and took her heart at critical moments, so the first kiss was definitely still there.

"I'm in my third year of high school, and I'm not a kid anymore." The little Lolita sighed in a decent manner, "I still had my first kiss. It's embarrassing to tell people about it. How about..."

Seeing the little lolita's eyes turning towards him, Hajima Kiyosuke said decisively: "There is no one in this machine, hurry up and take a photo."

"..."

The machine that takes photos of photos is in a closed cubicle. It is undoubtedly a very shameful thing to do all kinds of exaggerated poses in front of others. There is no problem in a closed space. Hajima Seisuke originally wanted to I was waiting outside, but unfortunately I was pulled directly in by the little loli.

After I came in, I discovered that there was a small bench in the corner specially designed for people to stand on tiptoe, which can be said to be quite considerate.

"Onii-chan, come here, come here." Rika held the corner of Hashima Seisuke's clothes, "You are too far away."

Hashima Seisuke had no choice but to get closer.

"Closer."

"It's very close."

From this distance, you can already smell the orange scent of children's shower gel on the little lolita, and the elegant scent of orchid and musk on the senior sister. If you get a little closer, it will be too intimate!

"Okay then." Li Xiang said in a clear voice, "Sister, don't be so straight-faced."

The senior sister said: "I didn't."

"Then smile."

"Can't laugh."

"Sister, I tickled you."

"..."

The senior sister showed a helpless expression on her face, took a gentle breath, and then raised the corners of her pink lips slightly, revealing a faint smile... If she showed such a beautiful smile to a boy in school, that one would Boys will probably be distracted all day long!

"That's it." Rika nodded with satisfaction, "Onii-chan, smile too."

Hajima Seisuke sighed and smiled.

"Click."

The scene freezes in an instant.

It has to be said that Kasumigaoka's family has very good genes, and it goes without saying that my senior is the famous flower of the mountain. Rika, a primary school student with black hair and eyebrows, a beautiful nose and pink lips, always feels like a replica of my senior when she was a child.

After taking the photo shoot, Hajima Seisuke suddenly found that the photo stickers here were very exaggerated, with special effects such as whitening, beautification, face slimming, big eyes, etc. It was just the seniors and Rika. Taking such a photo by himself was simply terrifying!

"Wow, Onii-chan looks so handsome like this." Rika exclaimed.

Hashima Kiyosuke said directly: "Delete it."

"Why delete it?" the senior said with a smile, "Rika is right, he is very handsome. If he works as a publicist in a bar, he will definitely be very popular. Maybe he can even ascend the throne and become the king of nightclubs."

Hashima Kiyosuke's face darkened slightly: "Senior, you have gone too far."

“When I was scrolling through Twitter yesterday, I saw that someone had launched a poll on ‘boys’ most desired career’, and the number of votes for relying on one’s face was ranked third.”

"Sister, sister, what's first and second?" Little Loli asked curiously.

Kasumigaoka Shiyu crossed her chest with one hand, her eyes turned into crescent moons, and she said in a lazy tone: "The first thing is to be taken care of by a rich lolita."

"Junior, if you try harder, maybe you can..."

Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "This is the third time."

"Eh……?!"

Chapter 332 Bunny Girl Senior

"Senior, this is the third time."

Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly.

"Eh……?!"

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu opened his eyes slightly and looked at him in surprise.

What's that expression of disbelief on your face? Did you always think it was just a joke?

Don't be ridiculous, I'm not a stupid person like Lun Ye. I won't fight back or scold you. When you tease someone, you should be prepared to be teased!

"Okay." The senior sister quickly regained her composure, raised her right hand, and gently played with a strand of green hair hanging down to her chest, "What do you want to do, junior?"

Scared... not at all.

Not to mention that they have known each other for so long and already know Hashima Seisuke's personality. Even if Hashima Seisuke really has bad intentions, Rika is still watching from the side, so it is impossible to do anything excessive in front of children.

Hajima Kiyosuke lowered his head and looked at the little Lolita: "Children must be punished if they make mistakes. Do adults also have to be punished if they make mistakes?"

"I protest." Senior Sister's eyes narrowed, "Junior, this is an inductive statement."

"Protests are futile," Hashima Seisuke said.

The senior sister said: "Why doesn't it work?"

Hashima Seisuke said: "Rika is the judge now."

"Yeah, yes, I am the judge. My sister made a mistake about the target of her protest." The little loli blinked her eyes and soon showed a very happy expression on her face. She imitated the judge who watched the court hearing on TV and said, "I The verdict is pronounced and the prosecutor’s statement is indeed valid.”

A black line fell on the top of the senior sister's head, and she couldn't help but said: "Why am I the defendant?"

"The so-called adults are just older children." Rika said seriously, "Of course you will be punished if you do something wrong."

Hashima Seisuke said: "What kind of punishment does Rika think she should receive?"

"Well..." Rika opened her eyes wide, her expression was a little cute, she pondered for a moment, and asked in a low voice, "Onii-chan, what did sister do wrong?"