My girlfriend is Ying Li Li
Chapter 254
Megumi Kato lowered his head to look at his phone and wrote lightly: "I'm used to it now. My presence is too low and it's causing trouble for everyone."
If you just say that your presence is low and don't say it's okay, you obviously haven't forgiven me yet.
An Yilun was obviously unaware of the subtleties and asked curiously: "Kato, what is the misunderstanding you just mentioned?"
"Well, Hashima-san and Kasumigaoka-senpai have never done anything like that."
"How do you know?" The working maniac said hesitantly, "My senior sister has admitted it..."
"Because during the Golden Week, Hashima-san and I were reviewing together, and I didn't meet my senior sister."
"..."
With Kato as a witness, the rumors would naturally be broken without attack.
"So that's it." An Yilun also breathed a sigh of relief, and then said, "Senior's coquettish expression is quite valuable as a reference. Can Kato try to imitate it?"
Before Kato could speak, the senior stood up and said, "You continue."
Yinglili also packed her things, her golden twin tails gently spinning in the air: "I still have something to do in the art department, so I'll take my leave."
Hajima Seisuke said: "I'm quite busy today, so I'm going home first."
An Yilun was also dumbfounded and planned to tell Megumi Kato what he thought. After looking around and finding no one, he realized that Sage's classmate had left the classroom at some point.
…
The entire journey was silent.
Hajima Seisuke returned to his apartment and started practicing shogi.
After half an hour, the doorbell finally rang.
Hashima Seisuke reached out and opened the door. A girl with blond hair and twin tails stood outside the door. Her eyes were bluer than the sky above her head, but the smile on her face was quite dangerous:
"Perverted sister, get ready to apologize!"
Chapter 403 Whip and Collar
After entering the door, Ying Lili saw Fat Orange sitting on the sofa watching TV, and her eyes suddenly lit up.
"Fat Orange, come here, come here."
Long time no see, naturally I miss you very much.
"Meow."
Fat Orange jumped off the sofa, tail raised high, and trotted towards the door. Apparently he still remembered the hostess Zhaili.
Eiriri handed the schoolbag and shopping bag to Hajima Seisuke: "Take them over for me."
When asking for help, keep your posture low and don't speak in an instructive tone. You will get slapped if you do this!
"Your pair of slippers are at the bottom of the shoe cabinet. They haven't been used by anyone else." Seisuke Hashima took Takumi's schoolbag and walked to the living room, "I'll get you a cup of tea."
"It's long-winded, you don't need to say it."
When Hajima Seisuke walked to the door of the kitchen with tea, Eiri was already sitting on the sofa with Fat Orange on her lap. She was holding the front paws of the little orange cat with both hands and was gently tapping the flesh pads. Soft and gentle: "Meow meow meow~ Do you miss me?"
If you want to hear Zhaili meow like a cat, this is the only way to do it.
"Meow."
The little orange cat replied.
"You really missed me, right?" Ying Lili reached out and scratched Fat Orange's chin, the corners of her pink lips slightly raised, "Meow~"
"Meow."
One person and one cat are communicating in cat language on the sofa, which is quite happy.
Hajima Seisuke walked to Zarashi and put down the tea cup.
"You..." Yinglili was startled, with a slight blush on her face, "When did you come here?"
Hajima Seisuke said: "When you asked if you missed me."
"You actually eavesdropped." Ying Lili showed her little fangs and looked over with shame and annoyance, "You actually make a sound for me when you walk!"
Hashima Seisuke said: "I miss you."
"Eh?" Zhaili was stunned for a moment, folded his arms with both hands, and looked at her with vigilant eyes like looking at kitchen garbage, "The perverted soul really can't be restrained."
"Actually, I have a second-level translation certificate in Cat Language." Hashima Kiyoshi said seriously, "I was translating Fat Orange's words just now. I miss Eiri Riri very much. I miss her like three autumns after not seeing her for one day."
"Go away, I don't want to listen to you." Ying Lili turned to look at the balcony, a little blush quietly rising from her ears, "Don't try to change the subject, this kind of trick is useless to me... Go get the whip. !”
"..."
Hajima Seisuke turned around and walked into the utility room and moved out the express box for Black Cat Delivery.
Ying Lili looked at the express box and said, "Why hasn't it been opened?"
Hashima Seisuke shook his head, "If you don't come over, you will never dismantle it."
What to take apart?
Knowing that there is only a whip inside, is it not such a bad hobby to take it apart and whip yourself?
"Give me the utility knife." Ying Lili stretched out her flawless white hand, "I'll take it apart."
"Um."
Hajima Seisuke was not afraid and handed the utility knife to Takuri. He was not afraid of the shadow. He was neither cheating nor cheating. He was not afraid of Takuri holding the knife at all.
Ying Lili pushed out a small blade, and while playing with the cat, she opened the package and reached for the whip inside.
"Hey, what is it?"
She didn't touch the leather whip full of texture as she imagined, but something quite slippery. Yinglili always felt that the touch on her fingertips seemed familiar, which was very bad.
After taking out the things, Eirili suddenly understood where the bad feeling of familiarity came from - it was the things thrown by Loli's stepmother when she went to meet Hajima Seisuke's parents that day, and it was this strange feeling.
That's right, the first thing Yinglili took out from the express box was a bedding umbrella.
Hajima Seisuke glanced at it and saw that it was still an ultra-thin style with thread and mint flavor.
"Snapped!"
Ying Lili threw the small umbrella in her hand out, and said in shame and anger: "What I bought is obviously a whip, why is there such a bad thing in it!"
Hey, this thing is a great contributor to women’s rights and protection. It’s not bad at all. In fact, it’s one of the great inventions in human history. Please apologize to Little Umbrella!
"It should be a small gift from the merchant." Hashima Seisuke said thoughtfully.
The express box was not opened after receiving it. It was impossible for Yinglili to buy a small umbrella. The only possibility was a small gift from the store.
Obviously, in the store's view, the whip and the small umbrella are used together. When using the whip, the small umbrella will also come in handy.
"Meow."
The little orange cat lying on Zhaili's lap jumped down, rushed over and bit the small umbrella Zhaili dropped on the ground, then picked it up and ran back to Yinglili to sit down in front of Yinglili, waiting for praise.
Yinglili: "..."
"No, the more I think about it, the angrier I get." Ying Lili threw the small umbrella out for Fat Orange to play with, holding a pink fist and said, "I want to file a complaint against that unscrupulous shop!"
When shopping, it is normal for merchants to give away some matching small gifts. These gifts are not worth a lot of money and can attract repeat customers. It is obviously a very serious marketing method and is not unscrupulous at all. If this is complained about, the store will You will cry because of your grievance!
Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly:
"Let's take a look at what else is inside first."
"Look." Ying Lili picked up Fat Orange with disgust in her eyes, "Who knows what other messy things are inside."
Hashima Seisuke nodded and took out the items in the express box one by one.
The first thing was naturally the whip. Hashima Seisuke only took one look and was sure that this thing was not a serious thing. He had herded cattle when he was a child and knew very well what a cattle whip looked like. The black leather whip in front of him looked strange. Like a whip, more like a black whisk.
Hajima Seisuke reached out and touched the whip, and found that it felt smooth and soft, and the texture was quite good. The twisting of the whip was very painful, and if you were not careful, you would be injured. If you hit someone with this kind of whip, the force would be greatly dispersed. , don’t worry about getting hurt - in a sense, it’s the same as Zhali’s twin-tail whirlwind.
"There's something else in there."
Hashima Seisuke put down the whip and took out a black, belt-like object from the express box.
"This is..." Yinglili blinked and quickly recognized what was in front of her, "A collar?"
As a painter of humiliation books, Yinglili is naturally no stranger to these items.
"It should be." Hajima Kiyosuke casually threw the collar on the sofa.
Standing on a bush to plead guilty was something that he had personally agreed to do, so he just accepted it, and he would never use something like a collar.
Hajima Seisuke took out a stainless steel chain less than two meters long from the express box: "These two should be matching equipment."
Putting down the traction rope, Hashima Seisuke continued to reach for the express box.
"Is there anything else?" Yinglili opened her eyes wide.
"Um."
Hajima Seisuke took out a pair of things similar to wrist guards from inside.
"This kind of thing..." A drop of cold sweat fell from Yinglili's head, "It's either legcuffs or handcuffs."
"So the store must have sent the wrong goods, right?" Zhaili couldn't help complaining, "I obviously only bought whips, how come there are so many things?"
"The possibility of sending the wrong goods is unlikely." Hajima Seisuke shook his head and said, "Did you place the wrong order?"
"How is that possible?" Ying Lili took out her mobile phone, opened the shopping app, and found last week's shopping records, "See for yourself..."
Chapter 404: Asking for forgiveness
Hashima Seisuke turned around to look, but before he could see clearly, Eirili put away his cell phone.
"Stop reading it." Zhai Li said expressionlessly, "Deleted it."
"..."
Seisuke Hashima wisely did not ask any more questions and continued to take out the items from the express carton. After a while, there were a lot of messy things on the sofa. In addition to whips and collars, there were also ropes tied with unknown things. , a strange eye patch...
"No more." Hashima Seisuke breathed a sigh of relief and took out the final instruction manual, "It's all here."
I originally thought it was just a whip, but I didn't expect it to reveal a bunch of things. It felt a bit like playing a game and opening the box to explode, but the things that came out were worse.
Looking at a series of props on the sofa, Yinglili bit her lower lip hard.
(Damn it! So annoying!)
(Why was I so dazzled that day? I obviously just wanted to buy a single whip, but I accidentally ordered the set meal... There is no need for a set meal for this kind of thing!)
(No, I can’t help it, just treat it as a prop for the book...)
(The important thing is, what to do now?)
(Will a perverted girl suddenly become animalistic and do such and such bad things?)
Yinglili sat up straight, put her hands on her knees, her face tightened, if she hadn't bought these props herself, she would have fled long ago.
"Yinglili."
Hajima Seisuke looked at Zari and broke the silence.
"What, what are you doing?" Zakuli turned to one side and looked at Hajima Seisuke warily, her twin tails trembling with nervousness, "I called the police!"
The color is sharp and the inside is soft, the outside is strong and the inside is dry.
Do you know what is meant by "within a short distance, everyone will be defeated by the enemy"? With the current distance, let alone calling the police, you don't even have a chance to scream!
Hajima Kiyosuke did not retort and complained, but just said warmly: "These things are useless, should I put them away?"
Yinglili will 100% not know how to use these props, and she can't even mention them. If she dares to say, "Let's try wearing the collar and see if it feels uncomfortable," Zhaili will not become angry, but will evolve into Greymon and activate Wushuang. The grass has been cut!
Yinglili breathed a sigh of relief, pretending to be nonchalant and hummed: "Put it away, use the whip today, and use something else next time."
"Um?"
Hajima Kiyosuke looked at Zari and raised his eyebrows slightly.
It’s my own words to apologize, so I won’t regret it. As for the other props, I don’t know who they’re using them on!
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