My girlfriend is Ying Li Li
Chapter 271
Kasumigaoka Shiyu pursed her pink lips, shook her head and said, "It's okay, let Fat Orange study."
Because I had a physical education class during the day, my shoulder was quite uncomfortable at the moment, but there was no need to talk to Hajima Seisuke about this kind of thing.
The senior sister didn't want to say anything, so Hashima Seisuke naturally didn't want to get to the bottom of it. After agreeing, he finally found a teaching video of cat and mouse.
"This is it."
Looking at the black mouse in the video, the senior's pretty face was slightly pale, with an obvious expression of discomfort on her face. She reached out to pick up the little orange cat, looked away and said:
"Fat Orange, study hard, I'm begging you."
"Meow."
The little orange cat looked up.
"Eh?" The senior sister blinked her eyes, pursed her pink lips and said, "Is Fat Orange saying 'I know'?"
Seisuke Hashima complained silently beside him: "I think it's 'this human being is talking incomprehensible words again'."
Senior sister: "..."
Hajima Seisuke played the video in a loop three times until Fat Orange lost interest and jumped off the sofa to play, then turned off the video and said:
"Let Fat Orange try it first. If you can't catch it, use the mousetrap and sticky board."
Hajima Seisuke glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the screen. Unknowingly, it was already nine-thirty in the evening. He stood up and said goodbye: "I'm going back."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu stood up and said goodbye: "Junior, please pay attention to safety on the road."
Catching mice is not a game. If you want to catch the mice, you have to at least wait for them to come out, so I lent the fat orange to the senior sister for two days. The precautions have been mentioned before. Hajima Seisuke didn't waste any more words. After nodding, he went to the entrance to change his shoes. , go out and leave.
The night is getting darker.
The evening breeze is cool.
As soon as Hashima Seisuke walked near the tram stop and before he got on the train, his phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.
He took out his cell phone and saw a call from Kasumigaoka Shiyu.
"Senior?"
"Junior, come back quickly!"
Chapter 430 Kidnapping Senior Sister Home
"Junior, you are finally back."
Seeing Hajima Seisuke appear outside the door, the senior student breathed a sigh of relief.
Hajima Seisuke walked into the entrance hall and said, "Where is Fat Orange?"
"When I came to open the door for you, Fat Orange hid under the sofa." Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her pink lips, showing a rare expression of headache, "If you, the younger generation, are one step slower, I will go out and look for you." is you."
Ten minutes ago.
When Hashima Seisuke just left, the little orange cat was still playing with its tail happily, and seemed not to take Hashima Seisuke's departure to heart. However, not long after, after discovering that Hashima Seisuke had completely disappeared and no longer appeared, Fat Orange ran to the entrance and screamed one after another. Her voice was hesitant and helpless, like an abandoned child.
The senior sister tried to comfort her, but unfortunately Fat Orange wouldn't be hugged or touched. She even refused to take a bite of the special dried fish she had prepared earlier. She just kept screaming and crying... Okay. , not that exaggerated.
Anyway, the senior sister tried all kinds of methods, but she couldn't calm down Fat Orange. She could only call Hajima Seisuke and ask him to rush back to save the situation.
"Fat Orange, come out."
Hajima Seisuke walked to the living room, squatted down, waved and shouted under the sofa.
"Meow."
A yellow shadow flashed, and Fat Orange quickly jumped out from under the sofa and hugged Hajima Seisuke's calf, refusing to let go.
Kasumigaoka Shiu raised her hand to pull up the hair beside her ears, looked at the poor and helpless orange cat holding Hajima Seisuke's calf, and said helplessly, "Fat Orange looks like this, he probably won't be able to catch mice."
"I told you not to have high expectations."
Hajima Seisuke didn't have much hope for the little orange cat from the beginning. He ate and slept every day, let alone catch mice, and it would be good if he wasn't chased and beaten by mice.
"If Plan A doesn't work, then implement Plan B?" The senior looked at Hashima Seisuke and said.
"Um."
Plan A was to let Fat Orange be responsible for catching mice, but it obviously didn't work now. As soon as Hashima Seisuke left, the little orange cat felt aggrieved like an abandoned child. Kasumigaoka Shiyu even suspected that if Hashima Seisuke hadn't called Hashima Seisuke Come back quickly, Fat Orange can keep you awake all night.
Plan B is also very simple. It is to use mouse traps, sticky boards and other props purchased in the supermarket before, place them in corners where mice often hang out, and then wait for the mice to walk into the trap.
"Not even close."
When Hajima Seisuke was cooking, he took the time to walk around the house and found several places where mice were likely to be. Now he put away the mouse traps and sticky boards and looked up at Kasumi. Qiu Shiyu: "Senior, do you have any snacks? Bring some over."
"I bought two boxes of pocky chocolate bars before, and there are still a few cookies that I haven't finished yet." Kasumigaoka Shiyu held one hand in front of her chest, "Junior, are you hungry so soon?"
"I'm not hungry." Hashima Seisuke shook his head and said, "Snacks are not for me."
"Eh?" The senior sister blinked and looked at the little orange cat who was never leaving Hajima Seisuke's side, "Fat Orange?"
"No," Hashima Seisuke said, "For rats to eat."
The senior sister frowned slightly, with a look of disgust on her face, "It's so disgusting."
"People die for money, and birds die for food." Hashima Seisuke complained, "If you want others to step on the trap, you won't even give up a little bait, and even mice won't step on it."
"More disgusting."
What's so disgusting?
Fortunately, I didn’t tell you about the popular dark dish ‘Sanzhi’er’. I’m afraid you would spit it out if I did!
"Stop talking." Seisuke Hashima straightened his face and ordered, "Hurry up and get it."
"..."
After a while, Hajima Seisuke took the snacks from his senior sister, sprinkled some bread and snack crumbs as bait near the trap, and then said:
"Okay, now we just have to wait for the mouse to step on the trap."
Hajima Seisuke took the backpack, put the fat orange into the cat bag, turned around and walked towards the entrance.
"Junior, where are you going?"
"Of course I'm going home."
What are you doing if you don't go home?
There's no way I can stay and sleep with you!
"It's getting late, I'm going back to rest." Hashima Seisuke stopped, thinking that the senior sister was worried about handling the mice. After all, the mice stuck on the sticky mouse board are still living things, and most girls don't. Dare to touch, "After you catch the mouse, call me directly and I will come and deal with it."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her pink lips and suddenly said, "Stay, or I'll go with you."
Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."
This script is wrong!
The mice haven't been caught yet, are you ready to commit yourself to him? They promised to be clean and of high quality! Leave the boys at home for the night. If someone attacks you in the dark, you won't even have a place to cry!
Although the senior sister likes to play pranks and tease people, she is actually a conservative girl. She will definitely not be like the girl from the art department in the afternoon, who wants to try out what it feels like for the first time.
When something goes wrong, there must be something fishy.
Hashima Kiyosuke thought for a moment and said, "Senior seems to be very afraid of mice?"
When watching cat movies before, Hajima Seisuke noticed that the senior students who saw mice not only had their eyes wandering, but even their faces turned pale, and their reactions were obviously much greater than those of normal people. After thinking about it, it should be that they had met mice before. There has been an intersection, which has created a psychological shadow.
"Junior, you guessed it right, but unfortunately there is no reward." Kasumigaoka Shiyu complained, "If I had a choice, I would rather sleep with that troublesome blond and short breasts than share a room with a mouse."
Hey, senior sister, you've gone too far. You actually compared Yinglili with a mouse. If Zhaili knew what you said, he would be so angry that he would jump up and bite you!
Hajima Seisuke said: "I definitely want to go back."
I didn’t bring any change of clothes, school bag, or homework. It would be super troublesome to run back to get things tomorrow morning. Besides, staying here would be troublesome in itself.
"I'll go back with you." After making a decision in her heart, the senior sister quickly returned to her usual lazy state, "Until I successfully catch the mouse, I will go wherever the junior goes."
Hajima Seisuke said disgustedly: "If you are so afraid of rats, why don't you go home and live there?"
"It's already too late." Kasumigaoka Shiyu didn't know when a book appeared in his hand. While reading, he said casually, "My parents are probably asleep now. I can't bear to disturb them."
I can't bear to disturb my parents, but I enjoy ordering others around. I have such a bad personality!
Hajima Seisuke suggested: "You can stay in a hotel."
There was a hesitant expression on the senior sister's pretty face, but she finally shook her head, "Most hotels are full now. I'm very tired and don't want to look for one."
Hashima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "You can also stay at Tomoya's house..."
"You actually pushed the girl who wanted to go home with you to someone else's house." Kasumigaoka Shiyu raised her hand to cover her mouth, with a shocked expression on her face, "Is this something that humans can do?"
Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."
Chapter 431 Chemical Castration
"Junior, let's go."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu walked downstairs carrying her backpack.
Looking at the backpack in the senior's hand, Hajima Seisuke finally confirmed that this sinister and vicious senior was not joking.
"Senior, do you really want to go home with me?"
"Of course." Kasumigaoka Shiyu clasped his hands on his chest and said casually: "The Kasumigaoka family always keep their word. They will go to your house when they say they will."
Going to a boy's home in the middle of the night, this kind of obedience should not be included in the family training at all!
Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "It's easy to be misunderstood."
"Tsk, you promised that if you are upright, you won't be afraid of shadows?"
When you say this, you must be in good health after all. Go to the boy's house to spend the night. It's obviously a melon field and plum trees. The shadows have overlapped. Where can you stay upright?
The senior sister raised her hand to pull up a strand of black hair beside her ear, revealing her white and crystal clear earlobes: "I have heard so many misunderstandings in the past few days, and I have become immune to it."
"Girls should keep themselves safe," Hashima Seisuke complained, "be careful of danger."
"Danger?" The senior tilted her head, and the corners of her rosy lips slightly raised, "Well, if you, the junior, get excited over those few seconds, I will be responsible for using a utility knife to make you 'calm down' Come down."
Hashima Kiyosuke's face darkened: "How many seconds?"
Without investigation, you have no right to speak. Although I haven’t tried it, it won’t be turned into a three-minute concave-convex mancha. Do you want to try it yourself and see how long it can last?
"Men are indeed vulgar creatures whose IQ drops to the level of paramecium when they hear about mating." The senior sister's poisonous tongue is never absent. "In order to reduce crime and protect world peace, it is necessary to vote."
Hajima Seisuke was a little curious: "What ticket?"
The corners of Kasumigaoka Shiyu's lips raised, and she wrote lightly: "Vote in favor of chemical castration."
"..."
…
Before I knew it, it was already ten o'clock in the evening. Compared with the excitement and hustle and bustle during the day, the night seemed quite deserted.
Hashima Seisuke and his senior came to an intersection, stopped and waited for the traffic light.
"Junior, help me carry my bag."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu handed over the backpack in his hand.
Hajima Seisuke glanced at the backpack and said unmoved: "Carry it yourself."
After all, she is a 'heavyweight' girl who is 1.7 meters tall, weighs over 100, and does not have the debuff of being frail. Changing a bottle of water with one hand should be a normal operation!
The senior sister raised her pretty face slightly, and her jade-white profile looked particularly beautiful under the neon flashing lights. She couldn't find any flaws: "My shoulders are uncomfortable and I can't lift it."
Hajima Kiyosuke looked forward: "I have a suggestion, I don't know if I should take it seriously..."
The senior sister interrupted: "Then don't talk about it."
Hashima Seisuke continued: "If you can't carry it, you can hang it around your neck."
"Junior~" the senior sister narrowed her eyes, and the smile on her face gradually became dangerous, "Put your face over here, and I will add a buff to you."
At this time, two men in suits with erratic steps came over. They could obviously smell the smell of wine wafting in the night wind, which made Kasumigaoka Shiyu frown slightly.
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