My girlfriend is Ying Li Li
Chapter 442
"Six point five kilograms..."
A simple calculation shows that it already weighs thirteen kilograms. There is no way around it. Hashima Seisuke strictly controls his food intake, but he can't stand up to his loving mother's failure. Senior sister, Zhali and others can't help but feed him when they see him. Don't think that snacks are not enough. Calculating portion size, every bite of food eaten by an orange cat will be converted into weight.
"If you continue like this, you can even carry it with one hand..."
"Um?"
Ying Lili narrowed her eyes and looked, Huya warned.
If you dare to reveal the secret that my arm strength is only ten kilograms, you should commit seppuku!
Hajima Seisuke silently changed the subject: "Do you two want to measure your weight?"
Ebina hesitated, his face turned red, and he covered his chest with his right hand: "That, that..."
Eiri was about to refuse, but when she saw Ebina's panic, she suddenly remembered the episode in the warm sunday and smiled on her face: "Ebina, let's test it together?"
(Again, with this devilish smile again, Eiriri-senpai must want to do something terrible again.)
Ebina trembled and quickly lowered his head, feeling aggrieved and not daring to refuse.
"I'll go first." Ying Lili stepped on the electronic scale and the data was quickly measured.
"45 kilograms."
For girls, it should be considered a standard weight.
"Ebina, it's your turn." Eiriri stepped off the electronic scale and waved, "Come up and take a test."
Ebina didn't dare to refuse and stepped onto the electronic scale with a red face.
Yinglili was surprised: "It's actually 47 kilograms..."
"Yeah, sorry."
Ebina lowered his head in shame.
I already pay great attention to my diet, but as a result my weight is 0.5 kilogram heavier than when I took the entrance test.
"There may be something wrong with the data. Let's test it again." Ying Lili said seriously, "I'm here to help you."
"Eh?"
"give it to me--"
Chapter 678 Balcony Call
The Kun was so big that it couldn't be stewed in one pot.
At this moment, when applied to Ebina, it would probably mean that her breasts were so big that she couldn't hold them in one hand.
Not just with one hand, I always feel that Eiriri can't master Ebina even if she uses both hands!
"Don't be nervous, the weight will definitely be much lighter this time."
Yinglili said comfortingly.
At first, Otashi maintained the disguise of an elegant senior in front of her schoolmates. Unfortunately, after taking Ebina as a subject, the disguise was completely broken, revealing the fanatical and paranoid nature of an otaku underneath.
"Meow meow——"
The weak red-haired girl who was suddenly attacked by a sneak attack let out a shy and helpless scream, and water steam roared out of her head. Under the sneak attack of the big devil Eiri, the only thing she could do was to close her eyes tightly and wait for the evil. Invasion by the dragon, or rescue by the brave.
Unfortunately, the hero Ebina longed for had no intention of saving her. Instead, he joined the evil dragon Zakuri and looked at the electronic scale together.
"Ju, it's actually 3.5 kilograms lighter..."
Yinglili opened her eyes wide.
Although it's not as exaggerated as Ai-chan in "Warm Sunday", it's still scary enough, okay? I thought that comics are comics and reality is reality, but in Ebina, the dividing line between reality and comics is obviously blurred. Ebina is clearly a manga girl!
"D-Damn it."
Yinglili showed half of her small tiger teeth, with a very unhappy expression on her face.
One of the essences of human beings is to be a creature of comparison. The less something is lacking, the more they will care about it. For example, short people will care about height, people with short hair will care about every hair, and the same thing is true for Yinglili.
"Three and a half kilograms...you don't even have any change, right?"
Yinglili once again felt what despair was.
Ebina can easily hold his chest with both hands, but if it were him... he would just make the chest pads fall off, right?
"Oppa star!"
"We can't be friends anymore!"
"Lemons are so sour!"
Eiriri groaned and took back her hands. Ebina's gift immediately fell down under the influence of gravity, making a trembling sound of "Puff, Puff," and the gravity of the breasts produced made people unable to take their eyes away.
"Yeah, sorry."
Ebina covered her chest with her hands, her face flushed as red as lava from a volcano, and she apologized softly with tears in her eyes.
It was obvious that he was bullied by others, but in the end he apologized to Zhaili. His weak character is rare in the world. If Zhaili belongs to cola and will explode if shaken a little, then Ebina must belong to dough. How do you want to squeeze it? Just pinch it.
"What are you looking at?"
Seeing that Hashima Seisuke's eyes were still on Ebina, Eiri was so angry that she couldn't help but pinched her waist with her right hand and said, "A girl's weight is a secret. How dare you peek? You must stand on the balcony!"
Who was peeping?
He was obviously just standing there and watching openly, so he wasn't sneaking around!
"Not going."
"ha?"
"The balcony is too hot."
"..."
"Bang bang."
There was a sudden knock on the door.
Zakuli, who originally planned to experiment with Ebina, immediately stopped the scrutinizing expression on his face, sat back on the sofa, glanced at Hajima Seisuke, and ordered: "Hurry and open the door."
Hajima Seisuke walked to the door and reached out to open it.
"Senior..."
It was crisp and sweet, like the pleasant sound of wind chimes under the eaves ringing outside the door.
Under the bright sunshine, there is a beautiful girl with the same hair color as Zhaili, but it is not twintails, but the same long hair reaching the waist as her senior sister.
Having said that, there are really not many girls in high school who have twin ponytails. It seems that only Zhaili has a special liking for twin ponytails.
"It's so hot. Senior, get out of the way and let me in."
Of course Xiaomi would not be polite to Hajima Seisuke. As he walked towards the room, he said, "I want a drink..."
"Ahem."
Hajima Kiyosuke coughed and signaled Hamster Buri to be careful.
"Eh?" Xiao Mi was startled, "You can still catch a cold in this kind of weather?"
Who says you can’t catch a cold in summer?
This is a common disease all year round. People who catch a cold due to air conditioning in summer are like leeks. They need to go to the hospital and cut a lot of them!
"I don't have a cold."
Hajima Kiyosuke replied while winking at Xiaomi.
"Nothing..."
"Xiao Mi." Ebina's voice sounded in surprise, as if a lost deer had found the organization.
"Hey, Ebina?"
Hamster Buri finally realized why Hashima Seisuke was coughing, and couldn't help but pat his chest quietly.
(so close.)
(I almost said Coke.)
(Coke is fat house happy water, how can a girl drink that kind of thing?)
(If you want to drink it, you can also drink black tea and coffee.)
Xiaomi took off her shoes, put on a pair of sandals, walked through the narrow entrance hall, and soon discovered that in the living room, besides her best friend Ebina, there was also a girl with small breasts and two ponytails.
"Senpai Eiriri?"
"Tsuchima-san."
The two looked at each other, and soon the same social smile appeared on their faces. Unexpectedly, they thought it was two young ladies from a famous family having a tea party.
One is a douchebag, and the other is a book painter. If they talk openly and honestly, they might become otaku friends. Unfortunately, neither of them wants to reveal their true identity.
"Ebina just won a lottery at the supermarket." Hashima Seisuke explained.
"Eh? Ebina won the lottery again?"
Xiao Mi quickly looked at his friend.
"R-I'm sorry..." Ebina apologized softly and said pitifully, "I don't want to win the lottery either."
"Hmm..." Xiao Mi pondered for half a second, "Winning the lottery might be a good thing."
"Eh?"
"You see, luck and bad luck will keep accumulating." The hamster held out a green-white jade finger. "Winning the lottery can eliminate the bad luck. If you don't win the lottery, it will make people worry that too much bad luck has accumulated. .”
Ebina felt dizzy. Although he felt a little strange, he couldn't tell what was wrong: "Okay, it seems like this?"
Hashima Seisuke nodded: "Yes, that's it."
"We were measuring our weight just now." Eiri said with a smile, "Do you want to try it, Toma-kun?"
"Measure your weight?"
Xiao Mi hesitated for a moment, then nodded and agreed. She was very confident about her weight and was definitely not fat. Even though she drank Coke and ate potato chips all day long, she never fell behind in exercise.
"Xiao Mi doesn't want it."
Ebina hurriedly reminded his best friend not to fall into the fire pit by mistake. If the weight was measured, senior Eiriri would sneak up from behind and play with it, which would be super embarrassing.
"What's wrong Ebina?" Xiao Mi was puzzled.
"It's just a simple weight test, don't worry." Eiriri looked at Hashima Seisuke, "Hashima-san, is that right?"
Hashima Kiyosuke was silent for half a second: "That's right."
Ebina's eyes widened, and the aggrieved expression on his face was particularly easy to understand: "Senior is so outrageous that he actually helped the villain."
"Forty-seven kilograms, which is a little heavier than the beginning of school."
Xiaomi quickly got off the electronic scale and asked, "Where's Ebina's weight?"
"It's almost the same as Xiaomi."
Ebina replied in a low voice, breathing a sigh of relief that his friend escaped from the clutches of the clutches, and then quickly discovered the desperate fact... Eiriri-senpai seemed to only want to bully him.
While talking, the bathroom door was pushed open, and the senior sister came out after taking a shower. She was wearing a white shirt and a brown skirt. Naturally, the stockings were not worn just after washing, and she had a pair of straight, slender, graceful white legs. Exposed to the air, it becomes blindingly white.
Ying Lili subconsciously puffed up her cheeks and moved her legs back.
I've never been afraid of others with my fair skin, but I really can't show off my length.
"Kasumigaoka Shiyu." Zhaili shouted.
"Huh?" The senior sister was wiping her hair. She glanced at Zari and said casually, "What does Sawamura-san, who calls you by his first name, want to say?"
"hateful."
Zha Li bit her silver teeth lightly, and if Xiao Mi hadn't been there, she would have fought back forcefully.
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