My girlfriend is Ying Li Li
Chapter 528
"It's too late." Yinzi's face turned frosty, "I've been bitten to death."
"Then how can you still talk?"
"I'm pissed off by you again."
"..."
Ginzi took out a bottle of KINCHO spray, the most common spray in convenience stores, from his backpack. The founder of this brand invented the world's first screw-type mosquito coil. Since then, peeling mosquito coil has become one of the inspection standards for many handicapped people.
"I feel so uncomfortable. Please spray some anti-itching spray on me."
"Um."
Hajima Seisuke took the anti-itch spray, squatted down, and was bitten by a mosquito. He actually developed a red and swollen body the size of half a coin. It seemed that Ginko had an allergic constitution.
"It's so annoying." Yinzi complained as he covered his chest with his left hand and supported the wall with his right hand. "When I go to the North Pole in the summer, there won't be such annoying mosquitoes."
"There are mosquitoes in the Arctic too," Hashima Seisuke said silently, "and there are a lot of them."
The temperature in the Arctic can reach ten to twenty degrees in summer. The ice and snow will melt over large areas due to the warmth. However, the terrain is flat. After the water melts, wetlands and puddles will be formed everywhere, which is very conducive to the reproduction of mosquitoes. One slap will probably kill them. About a dozen.
Yinzi turned around and said, "I made a mistake. I actually meant Antarctica."
Hashima Seisuke coughed lightly: "Actually, there are mosquitoes in Antarctica."
"Shut up, don't talk."
Yinzi bit her pink lips and hummed in shame.
"Snapped."
The next moment, crisp slaps suddenly sounded in the fitting room.
Feeling the burning pain on his buttocks, Yinzi turned his head suddenly, with an expression of disbelief on his face: "You, you actually hit me?"
"I'm not beating you." Hashima Seisuke said speechlessly, "I'm beating mosquitoes. There was a mosquito flying in front of your butt just now."
"Where are the mosquitoes?"
"No hit."
"..."
Yinzi bit her pink lips and said expressionlessly: "Get up."
Hashima Kiyosuke stood up, "What's wrong?"
"Turn around." Yinzi ordered.
Turn around and let you take an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth! There was really a mosquito flying by just now, so I didn't spank you on purpose. If you want to blame it, just blame that mosquito!
"Don't make trouble." Hashima Kiyosuke said speechlessly, "Hurry up and put on your yukata."
Yinzi hummed: "I'll talk about it after I finish."
Hajima Kiyosuke made a serious face: "Believe it or not, I'll spank you."
"W-what did you say?"
Yin Zi looked at him in shock.
"I said hit him again." Hajima Kiyosuke repeated.
Cricket, a junior high school student, actually allowed himself to turn around and be beaten obediently, how shameless!
"You, you dare..."
Hajima Kiyosuke raised his eyebrows and quickly reached out to pat it.
"Snapped."
The crisp collision sound sounded again.
"Didn't take a picture." Hajima Kiyosuke opened his hands and continued to prepare.
It is indeed a terrifying existence that even Saitama's bald head cannot handle. A mosquito the size of a grain of rice has an unpredictable flight path and an amazing speed. It was impossible to photograph it for a while.
"Bah bang bang."
The slaps sounded one after another.
Hajima Kiyosuke spent a lot of effort and finally succeeded in killing him.
"What are you two doing in there?"
An incredible voice sounded outside the fitting room, "This is the bathroom. Even if you want to do it, you have to change it!"
Be your sister! Whoever does strange things in the fitting room has no interest in becoming the leading actor in the fitting room!
Hajima Seisuke opened the door and looked at Tsukiyomi Sakaru expressionlessly.
"Eh?" The red-haired girl raised her hand to cover her chest, took half a step back in panic, and said in shock, "The silver is actually bleeding!"
In a sense, that mosquito does have the blood of silver flowing through it.
"Sister, I thought you were a serious person. To take away a girl's first time in a place like this is obviously a super pervert." Yueyeye saw Ban Liao's eyes shocked, "Will the silver leave a psychological shadow?"
"Don't talk nonsense." Hajima Seisuke spread his hands, his face covered with black lines, "You can see clearly what blood it is!"
"I don't want to see it." Yue Ye quickly turned her head when she saw Ban Liao, "I don't want to see such perverted things."
"It's the blood of mosquitoes." Hashima Seisuke's temples were beating slightly, and he was so angry that he wanted to hit someone. "I was just swatting mosquitoes."
On a moonlit night, Jian Ban Liao looked carefully and saw the mosquito body in Hashima Seisuke's hand. He curled his lips and said: "Hey, if you suddenly hear that kind of sound, normal people will be suspicious, right?"
"The benevolent sees kindness, and the dirty see the dirty." Hashima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly, "It's obvious that you are too dirty."
After a while, someone opened the fitting room next door, and a primary school student wearing a yukata ran over, raised his little face, and asked expectantly: "Master, how are you?"
Hajima Seisuke naturally knew what Hinazuru Ai was looking forward to. He reached out and touched the elementary school student's bun, and said warmly: "Ai is super cute."
"Hehe. (*^▽^*)" The super easy-to-coax elementary school student suddenly became happy, and his little head gently rubbed against the palm of Hajima Kiyosuke's hand.
After a while, Ginzi finally walked out of the fitting room after changing into a yukata. The yukata, which was mainly pink and white, fit perfectly. He still wore a black collar around his neck, and carried the small cloth bag that matched the yukata in his hand. From sailor suits to girls in yukata, they are really eye-catching.
Yinzi turned his body sideways, his face slightly red, and he snorted softly: "...What are you looking at?"
Hajima Seisuke smiled and said: "The yukata is very suitable."
"It's useless to praise me. You dared to fight just now...just wait and see."
Chapter 788 About to lose the qualifications to be a human being
After putting on their yukata, stepping on their clogs, carrying the matching cloth bag with their yukata, and storing their things in the lockers of the convenience store, Hashima Seisuke and his party followed the guide arrows on the road to the venue where the fireworks festival was held. Go.
Soon I walked to the seaside and faced a wall made of bamboo, with many glass wind chimes hanging on it. When the evening breeze blew, these wind chimes tinkled, and the clear and pleasant sound of the bells drifted far away under the clear sky.
"Wow, there are so many people, more people than at the fireworks festival in my hometown."
Xiao Ai opened her eyes wide, grabbed one of Hajima Seisuke's fingers with her right hand, stepped on the little wooden geta, her two combed hair balls trembled slightly, and she happily said to her left side: "Master, Master, Master, take a few pictures. Can you show the photo to your parents?"
Hajima Kiyosuke nodded: "Okay."
It was already dark.
The street was extremely lively.
There are endless colorful lights, various stalls on both sides of the road, and the streets are full of people, most of whom are traveling in groups. Women, regardless of age, are wearing yukata and wearing wooden clogs. There is laughter, the sound of wind chimes, the sound of hawking, and the wind. The wafting aroma of various dishes makes people truly feel what fireworks in the world are like.
"And Sister Guixiang, let's go out to play. It's too hard to leave Sister Guixiang at home alone." The primary school student raised his face and said, "If I had known, I would have called Sister Guixiang to come and play with me."
There's no point in calling. Sister Guixiang still has to go to work, so she definitely can't leave her work and come over to play. Children can be carefree, but adults have a hard time!
Hajima Seisuke reached out and rubbed Xiao Ai's ball head, and said warmly: "When you go back, bring some more gifts for Sister Guixiang."
"Hashima, here you go." Tsukiyomi Ban Riao handed over a piece of shaved ice, "The weather is so hot, let's take a bite of shaved ice to cool down first, and then let's start the challenge."
Hashima Kiyosuke asked curiously: "What is the challenge?"
On a moonlit night, Jian Ban Liao pinched her waist with her right hand and raised her chin: "Of course I ate it from beginning to end."
"..."
Hajima Seisuke looked at the endless stalls spread out along the seaside and gently twitched the corner of his mouth.
You actually really want to eat them all?
With so many stalls, even the big eaters on the live broadcast platform can’t eat that much!
"Don't worry." Yueye saw Ban Liao take a bite of strawberry shaved ice and his eyes curled up, "Whether you are hungry or not is a matter of your stomach, and whether you eat or not is a matter of your mouth, so it doesn't matter."
The dull hair on Xiao Ai's head shook slightly, and she nodded seriously: "Sister Yue Ye is right."
How does it make sense! Don’t think that your stomach is easy to bully. If you bully your stomach, believe it or not, I will spit it out for you later!
"That takoyaki looks good." Tsukiyomi Sakaru looked for food on the street, "Hashima, what do you want to eat?"
Hashima Kiyosuke looked at the nearby udon stall, thought for a while and said, "Udon?"
"Are you serious!" The red-haired girl took a half step back and looked at her with the eyes of an alien. "There is only one firework festival every year. There are so many delicious food nearby. Why should we eat udon noodles? This kind of thing is in You can eat anywhere, right?"
Hajima Seisuke said: "That's lime udon. You may not be able to eat it elsewhere."
"Hey, sister has also eaten soba noodles with lime." Tsukiye saw Ban Liao pouting, "It's just a bowl of noodles with a few slices of lemon, it's not delicious at all."
"If it's not delicious, why are there so many people queuing up?" Hashima Kiyosuke asked rhetorically.
"Eh...?" Yue Ye was startled when he saw Ban Liao, and he hesitated and couldn't answer.
"Because they're all idiots?"
Elementary school students raised their hands to answer.
"..."
Hashima Kiyosuke looked down.
"Well." Chuhe Ai raised his hand to cover his mouth, "Master, I was wrong."
"stamp--"
Ginko poked Hajima Seisuke in the arm with a folding fan.
"What's wrong?"
"Sardine bread." Yinzi pointed to a stall not far away, "I want to eat it."
"Okay." Hashima Seisuke nodded, "Then buy two copies."
"One portion is enough." Ginko held the corner of Hajima Seisuke's clothes.
Hajima Kiyosuke was startled: "How can one portion be enough?"
"I'll eat one piece, and I'll give you the rest." Yinzi put his hand to cover his stomach, raised his eyes, and said confidently, "If you eat too much, you won't be able to eat anything else."
Hajima Kiyosuke: "..."
The reasons are impeccable and leave people speechless.
Sardine cake is one of the specialties of Shonan. It is not an adult sardine, but a sardine fry. It looks smaller than shrimp. The body is translucent and looks small and small. Hajima Seisuke ate it with Ginko last time. It was average. It comes in three pieces, not big in size, with crispy skin, soft dough, and sardine filling in the middle. It tastes salty, a bit like fried noodle bread.
"for you."
Ginzi ate one piece and handed over the remaining two pieces of sardine bread.
Hashima Seisuke took a bite and felt that the taste was better than last time. It was probably because eating when you are hungry brings a delicious buff.
"Master." Xiao Ai quickly raised the takoyaki in her hand, "I'll give you mine too."
"And me." Seeing that Ban Liao was following suit, Yue Ye raised the dumplings in her hands, hoping to prevent the world from chaos and said, "Boys must eat more, come on, come on, open your mouth, I'll feed you. "
Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "I won't eat."
"Hey, both Ginko and Ai-chan can do it, but I can't." Yueye curled her lips when she saw Ban Liao, "Boys are really big pigs."
Nonsense, there are so many people walking around, it’s so shameless to open your mouth and eat what you hand over!
"Will you eat what I feed you?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked.
"Why don't you eat?" The red-haired girl raised her chin, "If you dare to feed me, you dare to eat. I thought I was as timid as you."
Hashima Seisuke raised the half-eaten sardine bread in his hand: "Open your mouth."
"Hey, did you bite it just now?" Yueyeye saw Ban Liao raising her hand to cover her chest and gritting her teeth, "It's all covered in saliva...how can I eat it?"
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