My girlfriend is Ying Li Li

Only women and villains are difficult to raise. Confucius discovered this truth thousands of years ago. It seems that there is no record in the Analects of Confucius that he was once angry with a woman. Maybe he was punished by his own daughter-in-law to kneel on the washboard. !

"The tone is so perfunctory, it makes people very uncomfortable."

"I made a mistake." Hashima Kiyoshi said expressionlessly, "In fact, it feels super good."

"You are being more perfunctory!"

"No, no, it's too shameful." The red-haired girl bit her lower lip and suddenly said, "You touch her again, and then you talk... What are you looking at? It's just a touch. Do you think I will care?"

"Anyway, there won't be any missing piece of meat, and I've already had it touched by others."

That's enough for you, don't slap your face and pretend to be fat at this time, steam is coming out of your head!

"Look in the mirror." Hajima Kiyosuke reminded.

"ha?"

Yue Ye was startled when she saw Ban Liao, and she was so angry that she immediately exploded, "You want me to look in the mirror to see what I look like?!"

"Hundanhundanhundan!"

"How dare you despise me!"

If everyone has an anger tank above their head, Tsukiyomi Ban Liao's anger tank must have exploded at this moment. He grabbed Hajima Seisuke's right hand, pressed it on his chest, gritted his teeth and said, "Can you say what you just said again?"

"..."

"You misunderstood." Hajima Seisuke explained decisively, "I want you to look at yourself in the mirror. Your face is already red, so don't hold on anymore."

"Eh?" Seeing Ban Liao stunned, Yue Ye blinked and murmured, "So you didn't mean..."

"Definitely not." Hashima Kiyosuke said seriously, "As long as you stay quiet and don't talk, no matter who you are, they will say you are cute."

Normal people would not let a girl look in the mirror and see herself clearly. Such a person would have been beaten to death long ago!

Seeing Ban Liao's face turn even redder on a moonlit night, she averted her gaze: "Just, even if you say that..."

"What are you two doing in the bathroom?"

Yinzi's cold voice suddenly sounded from outside the door.

Hajima Kiyosuke, who didn't hear the footsteps, was startled. He thought the adultery was exposed. Cold sweat broke out on the top of his head, and he subconsciously clenched his right hand tightly.

"Well……"

A strangely distressed girl trembled, causing the air in the bathroom to turn pink instantly.

"What's the sound?" Yinzi asked warily.

Hashima Seisuke hurriedly took back his hand, sweating on the top of his head, and was thinking about what to say, when Tsukiye saw Ban Liao suddenly covered his chest, his pretty face turned red and said: "It hurts, it hurts, my toes hurt."

"Why, why are there cockroaches in the bathroom?"

"Cockroach, cockroach?"

Yin Zi, who had already reached out to hold the door handle and was about to come in to inspect the situation, let go of his hand as if he was electrocuted and hurriedly stepped back. "

Hajima Seisuke glanced at the red-haired girl who was suddenly possessed by the movie queen, and said, "I just finished taking a shower. Tsukiyami Saka said there were cockroaches in the bathroom, so I came in to take a look."

"Ahhh, the cockroach ran towards the door!"

Yinzi was instantly defeated, his face turned pale, and he turned around in a panic: "I'm going back first."

Hearing the "dong dong" sound of Ginzi's bare feet on the floor fading away, Hajima Kiyosuke couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief and whispered: "Are you okay?"

"How can it be okay? It hurts so much." Yue Ye saw Ban Liao covering his chest with both hands and said with tears in his eyes, "Stand still and don't move."

"Um?"

"I'm going to pinch it back and let you know how much it hurts."

"..."

A black line fell on Hajima Kiyosuke's head, turned around and left: "Farewell."

When he returned to the room, he saw both Ginko and Xiao Ai in the room, and there was an empty quilt next to them. Hajima Seisuke understood in his heart that they had indeed run into his room, so they appeared in the bathroom just now.

"Where are the cockroaches?" Ginzi was reading under the lamp. When he saw Hajima Kiyosuke pushing open the door and coming in, he raised his eyes and asked.

"Beat him to death." Hajima Kiyoshi said without changing his expression.

"Why didn't that woman come back with you?"

"Wash your face in the back and you'll be back soon."

Yinzi was a little suspicious and felt something was wrong. Just as he was about to ask, little Ai, who was wearing cat pajamas and holding a shark pillow in his arms, shouted: "Master, Master, Master, I don't understand this part of the chess record."

"let me see."

Hajima Kiyosuke breathed a sigh of relief and quickly sat down next to Xiao Ai. As expected, the disciple was still effective at the critical moment.

After a while.

Yue Ye Jian Ban Liao, whose complexion returned to normal and fair, walked in. Their eyes met, and the two of them staggered apart in a tacit understanding.

A night of silence.

the next morning.

"Hey, Xiaoyue has such big dark circles under her eyes. Did you not sleep last night?" Qingtaki Guixiang asked curiously.

"Um..." Yue Ye Jian Ban Liao hesitated, "I felt a little bit uncomfortable with the bed, so I didn't sleep well."

"Why did a pajama button fall off?"

Yueyeye saw Ban Liao bit her lower lip, turned around and said, "I stretched too much just now and accidentally broke it... I'm sorry."

"No need to apologize." Qingtaki Guixiang pursed her lips and smiled, and said softly, "Just sew it up. I usually wear pajamas, and the buttons often fall off."

"Give me the button." Qingtaki Guixiang stretched out her hand.

"At Hashima..."

"Eh?"

Yueye saw Ban Liao's face turn red: "Because, because he picked it up, what can I do?"

"..."

After breakfast, Hashima Seisuke and others went out together. There were many places to play chess, including award parties, women's stream associations, various training sessions and shogi halls.

It was afternoon in a blink of an eye.

Hashima Seisuke bid farewell to Ginko and Tsukiyomi Sakaru, took the train back to the apartment, and prepared to complete the final finishing work of the game.

It was already mid-August, less than two weeks before the end of summer vacation. The afternoon sun was particularly hot. Hashima Seisuke was walking back to his apartment. All the girls he met on the way were wearing shirts and short skirts. In terms of dressing up, all male office workers are neatly dressed in suits. In this kind of weather, going out dressed neatly makes people worry that someone will suddenly faint from heatstroke.

Fortunately, I didn’t encounter anyone who fainted due to heat stroke on Hashima Seisuke’s road, and I walked back to the apartment safely.

There is a small park near the apartment. There are no adults in the park at the moment, only a few elementary school students playing. It turns out that childhood is when human beings are most energetic.

The loud chirping of cicadas is heard one after another. It is the time of cicada rain in the year. Unfortunately, for people walking on the road covered in sweat, cicada rain is not such a beautiful word.

Walking into the shadow of the apartment building, I exhaled softly. It was quite quiet in the corridor. A breeze passed through the corridor, bringing a refreshing coolness.

Hajima Seisuke walked to the door of the apartment, took out the key, opened the door and entered the house.

After changing her shoes and walking to the living room, she saw a blond girl sitting cross-legged on the sofa, her eyes curled into crescent moons, and she was sticking out her pink tongue like a cat, gently licking the ice cream in her hand.

"Xiao Mi?"

Hajima Seisuke was not surprised. He hadn't come back these days and asked Xiaomi to take care of Fat Orange. As for Eiri... If he went out in this kind of weather, he would probably melt on the road like the ice cream in Xiaomi's hand.

"I have troubled you these past few days." Hajima Seisuke put down the coat in his hand and wiped the sweat from his head. He felt smoke coming from his throat. "I brought you a souvenir..."

Before he finished speaking, Hamster Mi, who was sitting on the sofa, suddenly jumped up, grabbed Hajima Seisuke's wrist, and pulled him into the bedroom.

Chapter 795 Execution in Public

"Xiao Mi?"

Hajima Kiyosuke subconsciously stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Stop talking." Xiao Mi lowered his voice, "Come in quickly."

Into the bedroom?

Hashima Seisuke was completely confused.

Why did you suddenly pull yourself into the bedroom?

Could it be that Xiao Mi is getting more and more angry over what happened two days ago, so he wants to take revenge on himself?

"impossible."

Hajima Seisuke quickly rejected this idea.

This hamster is just a salted fish in the summer. Even if it wants to play pranks in its head, it is too lazy to go downstairs and buy prankster props.

While talking, Hajima Seisuke was pulled into the bedroom by Xiaomi.

Xiao Mi breathed a sigh of relief, "Senior Pervert, there are others here."

"Is there anyone?"

Hajima Kiyosuke was startled and quickly realized a possibility.

Could it be that Ebina came back early and was knocked unconscious by this hamster, so he was brought in to deal with the crime scene?

Hajima Kiyosuke took half a step back and looked under the bed.

"Hey, pervert senior, what are you looking at?" Xiao Mi asked curiously.

"I'm checking to see if Ebina is under the bed."

"How could he be here?" Xiaomi almost lost his breath and couldn't help but said, "Even if Ebina turns black, he should still go to the third-year big-breasted senior. What does he have to do with me, Xiaomi?"

"The two of us are innocent..."

The hamster's voice became lower and lower as he spoke, and soon he felt guilty. He changed the subject and said, "It's Kirie. Kirie is here to play."

Hajima Seisuke turned to look in the direction of the closet. With Kirie's body shape, it would be quite suitable to hide in the closet...

"There's nothing in the closet!" Xiao Mi showed his silver teeth and was so angry that he wanted to bite someone, "Senior pervert, if I want to deal with it, I have to deal with you first!"

Hajima Kiyosuke stopped as soon as he saw the good news: "Where is Kirieto?"

"In the bathroom." Xiao Mi whispered, "Qie Hui came here at noon, probably to see the seniors. I happened to be feeding Fat Orange..."

"You don't feed until noon?" Hashima Kiyosuke quickly realized, "You don't get up until noon, right?"

"It's so hard to go to school in normal times, why don't you get up a little later during the summer vacation?" Xiao Mi's pretty face turned slightly red and she turned her head and hummed.

If you sleep until noon and don’t get up until noon, it can’t be considered too late no matter what! It is clearly the realm that only masters of cultivating immortals can achieve!

Hajima Kiyosuke said speechlessly: "Did you stay up late playing games again last night?"

"No."

"What time do you go to sleep?"

"Oh, senior, why are you asking so many questions?" Xiao Mi turned around and said, "Anyway, I'm not causing trouble to others."

"Will your brother be disturbed when he sleeps at night?"

Seeing the hamster's eyes wandering, Hajima Kiyosuke took a deep breath, and a very bad premonition came to his mind: "Where have you been sleeping these past two days?"

Xiao Mi hesitated and said: "Nissan's company has received a big project, and I have been working hard overtime for the past two days..."

Sure enough.

Taihei Toma is not at home, and no one cares about you at all. Just like those hamsters, you completely let yourself go, eat and drink as much as you want, and stay up late to cultivate immortality!

"Has the router been repaired?"

"No, no."

What a cheat! The router hasn't been repaired yet. You didn't even call someone to fix it! You have completely turned into a useless person!

"Senior, don't worry so much, I'll go back tonight." Xiaomi coughed lightly, "Now we're talking about Kirie... Kirie sneaked over alone, but he didn't look for me, but for the pervert senior, you guys What are the two of you doing secretly?"

"Don't try to change the subject." Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly.

"Ahem." Xiao Mi raised his hand to cover his chest, "In short, Che Hui bought catnip and wanted Fat Orange to play with him. Maybe Fat Orange was too excited and Che Hui's clothes accidentally got wet. So Kirie is taking a shower in the bathroom...you just wanted to take a shower, right?"