My girlfriend is Ying Li Li
Chapter 95
"That's it." Hashima Kiyosuke nodded, "The essence of this effect is to restrict reflexes, not only for dogs, but also for other animals."
Yinglili asked curiously: "Can it be used on humans?"
"Yes." Hajima Seisuke gave an example, "For example, if you bring me a lunch box to eat on the rooftop every day, after forming a conditioning reflex, when the lunch break bell rings, you will subconsciously go to the rooftop."
"Don't even think about it." Yinglili looked disgusted, Huya warned, "I only have that one lunch box, and I will never have it again!"
I was too embarrassed to tell my mother about this, otherwise I would be questioned again and again, so I could only do it secretly by myself. Do you know how painful it is for a person who has difficulty getting up to get up in the cold morning to make lunch?
You also want me to make bento boxes for you every day. What a beautiful idea!
"Let's get down to business." Eiriri rolled her eyes at Hajima Seisuke, "How to use the Pavlovian effect?"
Hajima Seisuke said: "The next time Fat Orange bites you, just scream in pain. Remember, the voice must be loud and the expression must be exaggerated, so as to leave the impression that you are in pain to Fat Orange. If you do it a few times, it will naturally Then I won’t bite people randomly.”
"Why did you let me get bitten?" Zhaili puffed up his cheeks.
"Because Fat Orange won't bite me."
Hashima Seisuke stretched out his hand in front of the little orange cat. As expected, the little orange cat did not open its mouth to bite.
"I'll give it a try." Ying Lili stretched out her hand, "I was just joking. You're too cute and won't bite me again..."
As soon as she finished speaking, the little orange cat hugged Ying Lili's left hand, opened her mouth and bit her finger, but the force was very light.
"Why did you bite me again?" Ying Lili's pretty face turned red. She just said she wouldn't be bitten, but her fingers were immediately held, making her face feel hot.
Hashima Kiyosuke laughed: "Maybe you are easier to bully?"
"Um?"
Yinglili narrowed her eyes, Huya warned.
"That's wrong." Hashima Seisuke coughed lightly, "Maybe it's like mosquitoes biting people, because you smell better, so they bite you?"
Yinglili looked disgusted and counterattacked: "Does that mean I won't bite you because you are smelly and cute?"
"..."
Hajima Seisuke twitched the corner of his mouth, "Okay, hurry up and cry out the pain."
"Do you really want to shout?" Ying Lili pursed her lips and hesitated.
Hajima Seisuke said: "I don't want Fat Orange to turn into a biting brat in the future, so of course I have to shout."
"Okay." Yinglili looked down at the little orange cat who was very interested in her fingers, took a gentle breath, opened her pink lips slightly, and then... nothing more.
"Can't shout."
Zakuli puffed out her cheeks and glared at Hajima Seisuke.
What's the Pavlovian effect? Do you want to see me embarrassed?
It’s just one person, this girl is sitting next to her and watching helplessly, how could she possibly shout out! It’s so embarrassing just thinking about it!
"Don't be nervous." Hajima Kiyosuke comforted, "Take a deep breath and calm down."
Ying Lili tried it, but still couldn't shout out. She puffed up her cheeks and said, "No, it can't be done, it's impossible."
"I think you need a little stimulation."
"What kind of excitement?" Ying Lili's eyes were wary, "If you dare to mess around, I won't spare you."
Hajima Kiyosuke said seriously: "I remember you are still ticklish..."
"Get out of here!"
Ying Lili raised her foot and kicked her over slightly, her eyes filled with disgust.
What's wrong with being ticklish?
It's normal for girls to be ticklish. If you want to mess with or touch them, you won't do it. You'll just beat them to death.
"Remember the intensity of the sound just now." Hajima Seisuke said, "The effect is very good."
"Eh?"
Ying Lili looked down at the little orange cat, and found that Fat Orange, who was holding her left hand just now and having a great time playing with her, had now let go, and looked straight at her with a pair of sapphire-like round eyes.
"It seems to be really effective?" Yinglili blinked and raised her chin, "I thought of a new way."
Hajima Kiyosuke was curious: "What can I do?"
"When Kaeduo bites me again, you can just scream pain from the side. As long as the sound is loud enough, Kaeduo will be scared, right?" Yingli raised the corners of her lips, showing a small and charming smile, "The point is The sound, it doesn’t matter who shouts.”
Hajima Kiyosuke smiled and agreed softly: "Okay."
"..."
The air was suddenly silent.
Yinglili looked away in a panic, pursed her lips and looked away.
Hajima Kiyosuke coughed lightly and was about to speak when a 'bang bang' knock on the door suddenly sounded.
"I-I'm going to hide in the bedroom!"
Chapter 151 Senior, your cat is so naughty
"What are you hiding from?" Hashima Seisuke said, "I'm not sneaking around. There's nothing to be afraid of."
"Who said I'm scared?" Yinglili turned away and crossed her arms, "I just don't want to say hello to others. It's so troublesome."
Don't blush when you say this! The erratic look in his eyes clearly indicates a guilty conscience!
The knock on the door sounded again.
"I'm going to the bedroom!"
Zhaili stood up and hurriedly hid in the bedroom.
Hashima Seisuke shook his head, stood up and opened the door.
"Senior, good afternoon."
A gentle and sweet voice fell into my ears.
Outside the door is a pretty girl with blond hair, wearing a white shirt and a pink skirt. She has the gentle and sweet temperament of the girl next door, which is easy to make people fall in love with.
Buried in the earth.
In other words, it is Xiaomi's 'perfect girl' form that is reserved for outsiders. It has been more than a month since school started. Xiaomi is extremely popular in school. She has a gentle temperament, sweet smile, strong athletic ability, good academic performance, and can impress anyone she talks to. The other party is like a spring breeze - a perfect girl who has a high chance of being promoted to the school's new celebrity.
Hajima Seisuke said: "Come in."
"Thank you, senior."
Entering the apartment, Xiaomi handed over a wagashi with both hands, "Senior, this is Strawberry Daifuku. Thank you for taking care of me during this time."
"Thank you." Hashima Seisuke reached out and took it, "I'll give it to you if you want to play any game."
"It's not a game." Xiaomi waved her hand with a sweet smile.
What is it if it's not a game?
As the saying goes, you don't have to go to the Three Treasures Palace for anything. When did you come to the Three Treasures Palace to borrow games?
Hashima Seisuke said: "Manga and light novels are also acceptable."
"It's not comics or light novels." Xiao Mi puffed up her cheeks, "Actually, I came here this time because I have something to ask my senior for help..."
"What's up?"
Hashima Seisuke placed the strawberry daifuku on the coffee table, turned around and opened the refrigerator, "What kind of drink do you want to drink?"
It is not good to turn people away when others bring gifts to visit you.
"But..." Looking at the Coke in the refrigerator, Xiao Mi's eyes lit up and he subconsciously wanted to shout out.
"Cola?"
Xiaomi put his hands behind his back, shook his head and said, "If possible, senior, please give me a bottle of green tea."
It is indeed a disguised form. Fat House Happy Water and Fat House Happy Tablets are your real favorites! Your eyes lit up just now. If you want to drink Coke, just say so!
Hajima Seisuke took a bottle of green tea and handed it to Xiaomi, "Tell me, what's the matter?"
"Well." Xiao Mi held the green tea in both hands and rolled it gently, "It's about the love letter..."
"..."
"boom!"
There was a soft sound from the bedroom.
"Hey, what's the sound?" Xiao Mi turned his head in surprise.
"It's Fat Orange." Hajima Seisuke tugged at the corners of his lips and decisively cleared the relationship, "What kind of love letter? I've never written one."
"It has nothing to do with senior, it's a love letter from a shoe cabinet." A look of distress appeared on Xiao Mi's face, "Someone gave me a love letter from a shoe cabinet..."
Hajima Kiyosuke said expressionlessly: "Congratulations."
It is normal for Japanese high school students to fall in love, and there are even couples who get married right after graduating from high school. After all, Japanese girls can get married at the age of sixteen. After finishing their third year of high school, they are basically seventeen or eighteen years old.
As for the shoe cabinet love letter, this one is really common. It’s strange that a girl like Xiaomi, who has a great figure and looks, has no one to admire her in school. In fact, Zhaili and her senior sister also received them when they were in the first grade of high school. I have seen so many shoe cabinet love letters that it would be exaggerated to circle the earth together, but suitors lining up from school to Tokyo Bay are not exaggerated at all.
"What's there to congratulate?" Xiao Mi put the green tea bottle cap on his chin and sighed, "I reject all love letters, but there is one person among them who clearly rejects him and still puts it in the shoe cabinet every day. Stuff a love letter.”
No matter how affectionate the love letter is, in fact, it only contains those few words - asking for a relationship.
A further translation is ‘seeking for mating’.
As a serious brother-controller, it is of course impossible for Xiaomi to like boys other than her brother, let alone date other boys.
Hajima Kiyosuke was startled: "Are you encountering a stalker?"
"That's it." Xiao Mi nodded pitifully.
"pity."
There may be some opportunities for stalking other girls, but for Xiao Mi, a girl whose brother controls the flag as firmly as a mountain, stalking will have no effect. On the contrary, it will make her disgusted and disgusted - unless you can directly travel and become Xiao Mi's brother. Otherwise, don’t even think about it.
Hajima Seisuke suggested:
"Ask Kirie to be with you, even if you don't speak, the other party should be able to give in, right?"
Generally speaking, high school students are very thin-skinned. After being rejected once, they are basically embarrassed to continue to pester. However, there are exceptions to everything. It is normal to have one or two thick-skinned people who like to stalk. Everyone does. Law-abiding, harmonious and friendly society is the legendary harmonious society. In fact, Japan also has many streetcar perverts and candid photographers, thieves and swindlers.
Hajima Seisuke asked Xiaomi to find Kirie for help. Firstly, the young elementary school girl had such fierce eyes that most people would not dare to approach. Secondly, it was to stop Xiaomi’s mouth. The flag of ‘pretending to be a boyfriend’ would never be raised. ah! What's more, Zhaili is still in the bedroom!
"No." Xiao Mi bit her lip and said pitifully, "That person is a second-year senior."
"I see."
Japan is a country with a very strict hierarchical system. Whether it is a company, school or club, seniors have natural constraints on their juniors. For example, in TV dramas, you can often see plots in which seniors scold their juniors for no reason.
Unfortunately, you can't retaliate at this time. Once you retaliate, no matter whether it's justified or not, it will leave the impression that you're doing the wrong thing, which will cause a lot of trouble for nothing.
"So I want to ask senior for a favor..."
Xiao Mi looked over pitifully and activated the skill 'Xiao Mi's Gaze'.
"stare--"
Skill: Xiaomi’s Gaze!
Skill effect: After activation, a judgment will be made on the target. If the judgment passes, the 'Xiao Xiao Buried Wish' will be obtained, allowing the target to satisfy the request unconditionally. When the skill is activated on men, the judgment pass rate will be increased by an additional 50%, and the judgment pass rate for the brother will be increased by 50%. Fixed at 99%.
There's nothing that acting coquettishly and cutely can't solve.
If so, do it again.
"No need to talk." Hajima Kiyosuke interrupted with an expressionless expression.
"Eh?" Xiao Mi was shocked. He was actually rejected so simply? Is it a skill activation error? Or is the senior a hard-hearted man?
Hajima Seisuke glanced in the direction of the bedroom, "There's no need to pretend to be a boyfriend or anything. On Monday, I will ask the senior you mentioned about the situation."
"I'm not pretending to be my boyfriend." Xiaomi pouted, "The senior is a light novelist, and he is in the same club as Kasumigaoka-senpai, the most beautiful girl in the school. I will definitely not ruin the senior's image."
"boom!"
There was another soft sound in the bedroom.
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