My Goddess is a Cat

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The color of the dusk is orange and yellow covering the black, and slowly the slice of orange is like mango jam covering the shell of the chocolate cake, being added, revealing the jet black background.

Tang An's mood was like the chocolate he bought, licked and put there.

Back in his room, Tang An took off his clothes, wiped his body clean, changed his clothes, and blew his hair messy with a hair dryer.

As long as he is handsome, even if he has messy hair, he is a man with a scent. Tang An looks at his mirror in boredom and finds joy.

But this kind of comfort didn't make me feel better...not to blame Sang Mengmeng, but to blame myself.

It turns out that being a dog will not be uncontrollable!

How can this be done... Fortunately, this kind of uncontrollable does not mean that you are completely out of control, you will suddenly become a dog when you don't know it, but it is also a great misfortune, the cause of the loss of control. It was because of the desire of men!

It is conceivable that one day when you and your beloved girlfriend are in love and can’t help feeling affectionately, you are about to make love for a while, and you turn into a dog? How can this continue?

Is it still going on? Then both of them become perverted? Tang An didn't want to, even if he would become a dog, he still had to stick to the posture of being alone!

This is even more terrifying than the eunuch. The **** is at least pure-hearted and will not have any thoughts in this regard. How about yourself? The desire is still the same... It feels much stronger than before, and it is too painful to want to do it.

Tang An can feel some physical changes. He used to be a sunny boy. He exercised more and less control. Although occasionally he would watch small movies and pornographic books, it was only occasionally, and only after those desires accumulated. When it needs to be resolved.

Now, as if he was always ready to move, there seemed to be impulses dominating him from time to time in his body.

Tang An was frustrated, and he couldn't help but feel a little worried...Since he becomes a dog when he has desires, he won't control what is going on by himself, and he will suddenly become a dog!

This problem is more realistic than when he becomes a dog when he has **** with his girlfriend. After all, he doesn't have a girlfriend now, and he is a bit unreasonable worrying about those, but the most realistic problem is right in front of him.

Hey, it seems that you still have to be careful about abstinence, as it was said in the physiological hygiene book when you first started to develop: don't wear tight underwear, don't watch irritating texts, TV movies, and pictures.

Is this still the internet youth of the new era? Tang An thought gloomily, all kinds of **** exposed chicks are overwhelming, how can it be so pure-hearted?

Don’t forget the chicks who are wavy outside. Tang An really doesn’t like much, but there is Sang Mengmeng at home, and Tang An dare not say watching Sang Mengmeng’s various movements and careful thoughts. He was able to keep the ancient well from being waved.

Annoyance, this is probably an annoyance for the junior Canine tribe, just like the young Werther.

This kind of uncontrollability should eventually become controllable. Ask Sang Mengmeng...Tang An raised his leg and stopped. Forget it, don’t ask Sang Mengmeng this question, just in case. Will she turn him into a dog later? Tang An was really afraid of Sang Mengmeng.

It turned out that a girl tempted people. It was so terrible and would lead to such consequences. No wonder the ancients said that the word for **** was a knife. Now Tang An's experience is no different from being cut by this knife.

When he came downstairs, Tang An gradually recovered from his emotions, touched his forehead, he didn't need to be too anxious, this should only be a staged problem, and he can probably control it completely when he can learn to "crazy" This kind of transformation.

At this time, someone was knocking on the courtyard door, and it was the police who came to Tang An to record a statement.

Of course, we must cooperate with this kind of thing. Tang An walked out and saw Lin Yuling was there.

Tang An was surprised to see Lin Yuling. With Lin Yuling's little star, he should have avoided such publicity.

Lin Yuling changed into a black short-sleeved sweater, wearing a baseball cap, and then pulled up the cap of the sweater, still wearing big sunglasses and a mask.

Standing beside the police, this picture looked like a suspect caught by the police.

Tang An didn't really want to go with Lin Yuling, but there was no way, so he asked: "Lin Yuling, why are you going too?"

"Not only did I provide video and recording evidence, but I was also the first witness. I want to prove that these people are scammers, not true caring people. I want to rectify the names of our true caring people!" Lin Yuling was angry. Said frankly.

"Yes, although most caring people are idle and doing nothing, but only a few make use of this point." The police comrade said fairly.

Lin Yuling looked up at the policeman, but unfortunately she couldn't let others see her expression and angry eyes.

Tang An couldn't help but want to laugh. In fact, Lin Yuling didn't need to wrap herself tightly. Who knew her? But if people want to feel so good about themselves, that's why there is no way.

"Comrade police, you can drive my car. I don't want to go in a police car." When she came to the police car, Lin Yuling refused to get in the car, pointing to her car and said.

The police looked at Lin Yuling's car and shook her head, "Sorry, that won't work. I can't drive your car, but you can drive by yourself and follow me."

Lin Yuling is not a criminal, nor a witness who will be threatened personally. There is no need to stay with the police all the time.

"I can't drive." Lin Yuling said annoyedly.

"Will you?" the police said to Tang An.

"I don't have a driver's license." Tang An said, even if he had a driver's license, he didn't want to drive Lin Yuling's car.

"I won't drive you!" Lin Yuling snorted, and then drew on the police car.

There was a woman passing by with a little girl, and the little girl looked at Lin Yuling curiously.

"Don't look, the police uncle caught a bad guy." The woman whispered after a glance at Lin Yuling, dragging the little girl away quickly.

"Who is the bad guy!" Lin Yuling was so angry, she rushed over to make a theory.

The police hurriedly called Lin Yuling, and smiled: "Can't you blame others?"

Lin Yuling stomped her feet, and then saw Tang An expressionless beside her, thinking that he must have been snickering in his heart, but he wanted to make this look, it was hypocritical.

Tang An didn't laugh at all, which was expected.

Tang An sat in the passenger seat and the police drove.

"Comrade police, do you often have bad people sitting in your car?" Lin Yuling sat at the back, first on the right, then on the left, and finally in the middle.

"Of course, this is a police car. Only one robbery was caught yesterday." The policeman said.

Lin Yuling was taken aback, raised her butt, and refused to take her seat.

"These criminals are usually caught in the back seat, because they are allowed to sit in the passenger seat, and they are worried about the possibility of car robbery. Sitting in the back, you will be sandwiched by two policemen, one on the left and one on the right. Sitting position." The policeman continued.

Lin Yuling quickly moved to the right and sat down. Oh my God, she actually sat in the criminal's position just now.

Tang An shook his head, really a nervous woman.

After a while, Lin Yuling poked Tang An's shoulder with her finger.

"Why?" Tang An kept silent, just didn't want to talk to Lin Yuling.

"Let's change seats." Lin Yuling whispered, after all, she was asking for someone she hated.

Tang An was silent, this woman was really hypocritical and annoying.

Lin Yuling poked Tang An's shoulder with her finger again.

Tang An didn't want to care about her, so Lin Yuling kept stabbing her.

"Comrade police, please stop, I'll change seats with her." Tang An was annoyed.

After changing seats, Lin Yuling took the seat of the co-pilot, happy.

"When I was a kid, I admired the police. The good people were sitting in the front and the bad people behind them, right?" Lin Yuling said to the police happily, provoking Tang An by the way. Who told him not to change seats with her for so long. ? It's almost at the police station now!

The police laughed and said nothing.

Tang An ignored it. He wanted to pay attention to it. That was exactly what Lin Yuling wanted, so he lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.

No one took care of herself. Lin Yuling felt boring to ask herself. She put her hands on her chest and looked at the front angrily. They were so toward themselves with a super sense of justice, and waited for her to retaliate against them.

When they came to the police station, the police first processed the video and recording materials, and let Tang An and Lin Yuling sit down first.

After sitting for a long time, Tang An has been playing with her mobile phone, no one came to ask herself, and Lin Yuling did not realize the effect of not speaking to retaliate against others at all.

Lin Yuling couldn't help asking: "We are not criminals, why are we sitting here and waiting?"

"Criminals are all interrogated in the interrogation room. Here is where the confession is recorded. If you want to sit down, sit down. If you want to go out for a walk, go for a walk." Tang An said disapprovingly.

Lin Yuling stood up and saw Tang An sitting still, she couldn't help wondering: "Then why don't you go out for a walk?"

"I like sitting," Tang An said.

Lin Yuling looked around, the police station felt a little scary, Tang An didn't move, Lin Yuling decided not to go around, and sat down again.

"You... shouldn't you thank me for this matter?" Lin Yuling looked at Tang An's mobile phone screen and said. This person looked like she was not thanking her at all, making Lin Yuling feel that he was very useless. Everyone is thankful.

Tang An turned her head, Lin Yuling quickly raised her eyes and looked at the ceiling. This guy is actually reading some online novels. Lin Yuling never reads such frivolous and lacking weighty novels. In Lin Yuling's eyes, all these novels are read. Bored people, as for the writers of these novels, there is no doubt that they are even more boring to the extreme. Otherwise, how can they write such boring stories and write them with millions of words?

"This matter started because of you. I think I am a man of measure. Under normal circumstances, for neighbors who have caused so much trouble for themselves, ordinary people must have hanged you up and beaten you." Tang An once did. Pass this impulse.

"Dare you!" Lin Yuling said proudly.

"Don't dare, after all you have a thick-skinned skin, let alone your ass, you might be able to rebound damage." Tang An looked at Lin Yuling, "Do you know the Thorns Armor? In my eyes, you are just exhilarating from the Blue Shield. Anti-A fanatic and Galen of Resurrection A, seeing you, just want to stay away from you, and have no interest in hitting you at all."

Lin Yuling was stunned, Lin Yuling at the front could understand, but what did the bunch at the back mean? What thorn armor, Blue Shield Sunflame inspires the anti-A fanatics and Galen of the Resurrection Armor... What is it that Galen is meowing?

"You have a thick skin!"

After pondering for a long time, Lin Yuling remembered that she should fight back and said quickly.

"Look, it really is anti-A, what others say, they will use whatever to fight back." Tang An said.

Lin Yuling is very angry, can Tang An speak with a stalk that normal people can understand!

At this time, the comrade police came in and said, "Sorry, let the two of you wait a long time. We can simply record a statement. After all, the evidence is solid, and the criminals will soon be prosecuted, and they will be brought to justice, because of this. We are currently investigating more typical cases where online public opinion is used as a tool of crime. We will rigorously investigate and punish it, hoping to eliminate some unhealthy Internet ethos."

"Yes, now many people talk nonsense and act nonsense if they can't find them on the Internet." Lin Yuling was very emotionally angry.

Tang An looked at Lin Yuling blankly.

Lin Yuling was a little guilty, but still looked back at Tang An: "Why are you looking at me like this!"

Tang An shook his head. After all, it was a tank in a defensive suit. The low-level magic of sight alone couldn't harm her at all.

The two registered their personal information. Tang An glanced at the information that Lin Yuling had filled in. It turned out to be "Lin Yuling". After thinking about it carefully, there seemed to be no such big star on the Internet, and it seemed that she was really an internet celebrity.

"Comrade Police...Don't look at my ID card, I'll just show you the ID card number secretly!" Lin Yuling was acting like a baby and refused to let others see the photo of her ID card.

Can the photo of the ID card be shown to others? Lin Yuling regretted not coming if she knew it long ago.

Tang An also took a look. Lin Yuling was sensitive to Tang An's gaze, and she hurriedly shrank her hand and took the ID card back without hesitation.

He shouldn't have seen it, Lin Yuling thought worriedly.

The police sighed. This kind of girl makes it difficult for police comrades. After all, she is not a criminal. It is not good to be too serious to frighten her. What's more, she left her ID number and just check it on the computer. verify.

"Let's talk about the cause of this incident. It was because a video was uploaded to the Internet at first, right?" The police began to inquire.

"Yes." Tang An pointed to Lin Yuling next to him, "the culprit."

Lin Yuling blushed and pinched her fingernails. This **** didn't give her any face. Hey, the messenger of justice can't act so confidently anymore.

The police found the video, watched it, and said, "Lin Yuling, why did you go to sneak a photo of someone else's house? You are also wrong, you know?"

Even if Lin Yuling wears masks and sunglasses, she knows that she is a beautiful woman by looking at her face and figure. The treatment of beautiful women is different everywhere. The police only said that it was wrong, and did not define it in harsher terms.

"I see." Lin Yuling looked obediently.

After all, the police comrades are still very deterrent to Lin Yuling, a little scared.

Next, the police comrades still educated Lin Yuling and told her not to do this kind of thing in the future, which was regarded as an adjustment for Tang An and Lin Yuling.

In many cases, the police did what the aunts of the neighborhood committee did.

After recording the confession ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Tang An and Lin Yuling walked out of the police station together.

"He picked us up, why didn't he send us back?" Lin Yuling said unexpectedly and dissatisfied, standing outside the police station.

"You think too much." Tang An waved to stop the taxi.

The taxi stopped and Tang An got in the car, but Lin Yuling opened the door and sat in it.

Tang An didn’t have to let her go, she was not so stingy, but once again he believed that the so-called reservedness should be the attitude of girls who like her and care about boys, otherwise, facing other people, their The skin is also quite thick.

"I thought the police would send us back without a wallet." Lin Yuling explained by herself, and said generously: "Wait I will give you 10 yuan, and I will calculate the taxi fare for this trip!"

"No, you don't care about the things in our yard anymore when you go home. I'll thank God, remember what you promised to the police comrades just now." Tang An didn't care about the ten yuan.

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