My Goddess is a Cat
Chapter 122: General to have children
Dog teammates are always better than pig teammates. After all, they are cute from their own family and will always support Tang An, so even if Tang An is hugged by her and can't avoid it at all, Tang An doesn't care.
Another point is that even if Sang Mengmeng didn't hug Tang An, Tang An would not be able to avoid Nan Mao’s Happiness Cat.
At the same time, the hurricane cat is a bit like a mousetrap, Tang An thought.
Tang An and Sang Mengmeng fell down on the sofa together. The electric current passed through the body, and the whole person trembled uncontrollably. This kind of soreness and numbness was the same as when they couldn't help but plug their fingers into the socket when they were young. It feels almost the same.
Both of them trembled for several times before stopping, and then Sang Mengmeng hugged Tang An too tightly.
"Is the Nanmao a cat? No wonder she said she was called Nanmao Mao Mao Mao, and she looked like a neurotic!" Sang Mengmeng lowered her voice and spoke softly in Tang An's ear.
It feels a bit like a pillow blowing wind, Tang An is breathing heavily, and can't care about other things.
"Nan Mao... she is not a cat. She is like you. Those of us who can become dogs are called the Inunling tribe, and the southern cat is called the Neonling tribe." Nan Mao is probably not interested in popularizing this to Sang Mengmeng. Basic knowledge.
"It's really a cat. Cats are crazy. I hate cats. They always look crazy and can't touch or hold them!" Sang Mengmeng said angrily, "I hate cats the most!"
Sure enough, except for some families who have cats and dogs at the same time, most of the time cats and dogs are at odds.
Tang An can understand that as the king of the beast spirit empire, even if he is young, it is impossible to be touched and hugged casually. What is the majesty of that, not to mention that the Southern Cat is not a pet cat, and Tang An is also I didn't want to touch her and hug her... occasionally.
"The southern cat seems to be very powerful, what can I do?" Sang Mengmeng said sadly.
"You still want to fight her!" Tang An is a witty man. Since realizing the irresistibility of the Southern Cat, Tang An has been aware of the current affairs and tried her best to cooperate with her. He never thought of subduing the Southern Cat and fighting against the Southern Cat. He deserves to be a descendant of the General Jinya Mansion. Sang Mengmeng wanted to Going to fight with Nan Mao.
Seeing that kind of gusty cat, normal people should be honest, right?
"Of course, I don't allow her to bully you!" Sang Mengmeng was naturally angry, "It's the watchdog who beat the master!"
Tang An felt warm in his heart, and his arms were pressed under his body by Sang Mengmeng. He lifted it up, didn't pull out his hand, just touched Sang Mengmeng's head.
Sang Mengmeng shrank comfortably and rubbed him against him.
"The Nanmao is too powerful and can't be beaten." Tang An doesn't want Sang Mengmeng to fight with Nan Mao. The point is that Sang Mengmeng can't fight. Sang Mengmeng can only use bows and arrows. Nan Mao's shot is Haifeng Electric. Is this kind of spiritual art like cats of a level? Just like Hou Yi shooting the sun. Whoever believes it and shoots the sun is a fool.
"We can also become very powerful. Since everyone has the ability to transform, we will certainly not lose to the Southern Cat." Sang Mengmeng was still not reconciled.
"The southern cats are cat spirits, and the natural ability of the cat spirits is to use spirit power as energy. The blast cat is spiritism. We canine spirits, the natural ability that we can master is madness. Madness. Do you know how to transform? Probably it is similar to League of Legends Leo Laf’s ult, the sword demon’s ult. The sword master’s ult..." Mengmeng replied, and Tang An also knew the answer. Sang Mengmeng doesn't know how.
Although it is said that Sang Mengmeng may be a high-level canine from the blood of General Jintooth, it is reasonable to say that it is not much different from the Southern Cat in terms of power talent, but the two are incomparable... The Southern Cat is an academic. Or the only heir to the most powerful magic faction in the magic kingdom, Sang Mengmeng? It is completely stocking, running around in the mountains lively and freely, and it is no problem to dominate in small valleys, but if you encounter an orthodox school master like Nanmao, then there is no fight at all.
"I won't..." Sang Mengmeng shook her head in frustration, "Besides, she must be ugly to death if she is crazy, not cute at all."
Tang An grabbed her hair hard, still thinking about cuteness!
Sang Mengmeng smiled ticklely on her scalp and put her arms around Tang An’s neck. It’s great. She felt intimate at once, and she should have confessed to him directly. He would not accept it as he feared. Or frightened by the girl who turns into a dog.
However, Tang An can't stand the intimacy of Sang Mengmeng. Although Sang Mengmeng's kung fu shirt is not transparent, it is very light, breathable and soft. The unique touch of her skin and body is transmitted through the clothes. When Tang An felt it, some strange emotions were sprouting in Tang An's heart.
Men who have been single for too long, men who have not experienced this kind of snuggle are unbearable, and it is easy to evoke desire in their hearts.
Sang Mengmeng’s legs slipped off Tang An’s, and he could feel the clothes rubbing against him. When he squeezed away, only a piece of cloth was left behind. The heat from the skin came through, and a soft squeeze came suddenly. On the chest, as if bitten into the chocolate toffee, the hard candy suddenly became soft, and the sweet taste filled the mouth.
Tang An quickly sat up, grabbed Sang Mengmeng’s shoulders to keep a distance from her, and said, "Sit down, or I will become a dog again!"
"Then let's change together!" Sang Mengmeng smiled and wanted to jump over again.
"You are a reserved girl, don't always treat yourself as a coquettish puppy!" Tang An quickly stopped her.
"I am a puppy, I am a puppy!" Sang Mengmeng wanted to rush forward reluctantly.
Tang An stretched out his hand and held Sang Mengmeng’s head, always keeping a distance from her, and said slightly seriously: "No matter how much trouble it is, it won't be cute anymore!"
Hearing Tang An's words, Sang Mengmeng pouted and gave up and jumped over.
"Let's talk about other things slowly in the future. In short, we will get along peacefully in the future." Tang An said to Sang Mengmeng.
Sang Mengmeng's eyes rolled and walked over.
Tang An was wary of her suddenly rushing over.
A girl with a nice smell on her body, soft hair, soft skin, soft body, big eyes, always very clear, and her lips are also moist and bright red. If such a girl likes to act like a baby. Like to pounce in the arms of boys, it is often extremely difficult to resist.
But Tang An doesn’t want to suddenly become a dog again, not to mention that this temptation is too great. Tang An instinctively wants to resist... It’s not that she doesn’t like Sang Mengmeng, but people who have been single for too long are often not prepared. If some kind of opportunity comes suddenly, it will make people panic.
Sang Mengmeng didn't jump over, but leaned on Tang An's shoulder.
Tang An's body stiffened, and her hair fell down his shoulders. So Tang An sighed, his shoulders softened.
"Touch my head, I'll go to bed!" Sang Mengmeng said softly, then tilted her head slightly, the corners of her mouth slightly tilted to look at Tang An.
A little mischievous smile, Tang An also smiled, and touched Sang Mengmeng's hair.
Sang Mengmeng left contentedly.
took a long breath, it was a restless day, it feels like a lot of things have happened.
Tang An went upstairs. The door of Nan Mao's room was closed tightly, and he was probably asleep. Tang An went to take a bath. After the shower, Nan Mao was standing in his room.
"Why don't you knock on the door?" Tang An was startled. Because he wrapped a bath towel, and quickly grabbed the edge of the bath towel, don't fall off.
"You may not hear if I knock on the door, let alone. Why should I knock on the door?" Nan Mao said, staring at Tang An's chest muscles.
Tang An anxiously blocked his chest, and being looked at by a little girl so much, he really felt like a little daughter-in-law of embarrassment.
"What's the matter. Tell me soon, I'm going to sleep." Tang Anshun grabbed the underwear on the bed and kneaded it into a ball.
Nanmao went around the room, looked around, and then pressed his nose.
This is called walking, looking, smelling, Tang An looks at Nan Mao, this is a cat's way of understanding the surrounding things.
"By the standards of a man on earth, you are already an adult." Nan Mao finally walked to Tang An and looked up at him.
took a look, Nan Mao climbed onto Tang An’s bed again and stood, looking down at Tang An.
Tang An looked at her little feet, they were clean, but what a habit is to climb onto someone’s bed and stand still like this? Tang An has watched a lot of anime, and the image of the so-called tsundere girl is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. What kind of princesses, queens, goddesses, demons, etc., but no one has to stand tall. The habit of talking everywhere.
"Yes, I'm an adult. Commonly known as a man." Tang An said confidently. Of course it is a man who can take care of himself and the family of cats and dogs like himself.
"Your flesh-colored strips can already emit milky white viscous physiological secretions, causing females to conceive and multiply their offspring, right." Nan Mao looked down at the position covered by Tang An's bath towel.
Tang An has a feeling of clamping his legs, but he resisted it. He is not a maiden, let alone a virgin. It feels bad, what is Nanmao's idea.
"Theoretically, this is the case." Tang An answered vigilantly.
"Then you and Sang Mengmeng have a baby." Nan Mao said a little uncomfortable, although it felt a little uncomfortable, but this uncomfortable feeling is inexplicable, then don't care, Nan Mao calmly said his own Require.
"Hey, go back to sleep, don't make trouble." Tang An twisted his neck, looked at the floor, and turned his head to look at Nan Mao helplessly.
Nanmao frowned, Tang An's look and gesture, do you think she is making troubles unreasonably? And according to my own observation, only a strange creature named "dominant president" can speak in such a tone.
"This is an order!" Nanmao declared straightforwardly: "Tang An, this king has appointed you to be a general to have children. Your first responsibility is to make Sang Mengmeng conceive quickly."
Tang An took a deep breath and said word by word: "My lord, the only job that this general will recognize is General Jinya... As for the others, I'm sorry, I'll be out, you won't be affected by your life."
"Do you dare not listen to me?" Nan Mao frowned, and Tang An owed it again.
Tang An is eager to try. Maybe Sang Mengmeng gave him courage, maybe he felt nothing after being hit by the blast cat, maybe it was a dog that had changed for a long time, and Tang An felt that he was not so afraid of the southern cat. NS.
Nanmao looked at Tang An’s feet, and there was a faint sensation of muscle beating, which meant that he was preparing to escape, which means that he was ready to fight her blast cat.
Nanmao didn't immediately attacked him, but looked at Tang An calmly.
"It’s not that I don’t listen to you. It’s too difficult. For me, giving birth is the most important thing in my life. Before that, I need my ability to survive and do a good job for my own future and future. Preparation, including the study of work ability, the supplement of knowledge, the tempering and improvement of EQ and IQ, I will prepare to marry my girlfriend after ensuring my personal ability and ability to take care of others. Marriage is not a trivial matter. In many aspects of human social life... it can be said that it is the most complicated thing that most people manage in their entire lives." Tang settled down, and then said, "After marriage, living together, taking into account the bodies of both parties, work After the prospects and family life are stable, children will be born, understand?"
Tang An talked a lot and made Nan Mao frown. Although he didn't understand the nonsense he was talking about, it sounded very powerful.
"The point is, you must first have a girlfriend, understand?" Tang An looked at Nan Mao, without a girlfriend, what children would he have? Me and Sang Mengmeng, now they are not even boyfriend and girlfriend, so they just have children directly? No matter how loyal Tang An was, he would not accept such an absurd order from the king.
"As far as I know, giving birth only requires a man to tear his flesh-colored strips. A woman is similar to the location of a certain seafood product. After a series of mechanical movements, it launches a viscous liquid containing a large amount of life matter and the woman stores it. It can be combined with a single cell in the body." Nan Mao repeated his own meaning.
"Do you know what it means to talk about soldiers on paper? You are just a theory! In theory, you don't need Sang Mengmeng, you can have a baby with someone else!" Tang An glanced at the high Nan Mao King, the Nan Mao standing so high. The king, with the soft figure of a girl, and a slender body with a feminine atmosphere, is not a porcelain doll that makes people feel undesirable, but a real girl who can give birth to children.
"Shipfeng Electric Cat!"
The disrespect in words is indispensable. Nan Mao's anger was concentrated in his palm, and a flash of lightning turned into a cat and immediately rushed towards Tang An.
"I run!"
Tang An had prepared well, his muscles were tight, and it was a vertical leap immediately.
may be an instinct that has gradually deepened into the bones. When the Haifeng Electric Cat turned its direction again and pounced towards Tang An, Tang An, who was unavoidable due to inertia in the air, pinched the collar under his neck, and suddenly became a dog!
The dog's figure is much more flexible~www.wuxiaspot.com~Because of her smaller figure, she accurately avoided the hurricane cat. After landing, he hurriedly jumped out of the window!
Oh, mom, it's so high! Tang An screamed in his heart, let out a scream, and fell from the window.
"Puff!" Tang An slapped his limbs on the ground and landed steadily. Tang An was surprised for a while, and ran away.
"Hidden in the wind, escaped from the invisible, rushing wind and electric cats, hiding and hunting!"
Tang An heard Nan Mao’s singing and knew that she was not so reluctant to give up. The spirituality of listening to the singing was probably to let the hurricane cat chase herself in a more concealed way. In other words, it would be useless for Tang An to run into the yard, Nan. The cat doesn't need to worry about her unleashing spirituality and being seen by ordinary people.
This guy, did you take advantage of her just now? Need this? Didn't it mean to save spiritual energy!
Tang An ran out of his yard while thinking about it. He ran first, not wanting to be hit by the electric cat anyway. (To be continued...)
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