My Goddess is a Cat

The shop manager gave a cute plush cat toy to Nan Mao, but Nan Mao didn’t take it. Tang An took it in his hand. These toys seem to be exchanged for points or something. They are quite expensive. Many girls like them. want to.

After leaving the store, Nan Mao sneered, "Humans who look so ugly dare to give me gifts."

While talking, Nan Mao took the plush cat toy from Tang An's hand and hugged it in his arms.

Tang An stared at Nan Mao in a daze, why is someone able to do actions that are completely inconsistent with what she said?

"She gave it to me, of course I wouldn't want it. But you are my Golden Tooth general. Taking a gift from you are two completely different things. Do you understand?" Nan Mao pulled the plush Cat Toy's ear said to Tang An.

Tang An has nothing to say, this kind of reason is really justified!

"Do you think it looks like you?" Nan Mao said, pointing to the cat toy in her hand.

"Where does it look like?" That is a cat. As the Golden Tooth general of the canine tribe, how could it look like a cat? Tang An said dismissively.

"Just as dumb as you." Nan Mao said.

Tang An glanced at it. It was a cute cute cat. In Nanmao's eyes, it was dumb. To say that the black tiger striker was lying motionless on the ground.

"I'm going to transform it into a mechanical cat warrior." The Nanmao Lingji moved 6↑.

"What mechanical cat warrior?" Tang An thought of Doraemon, and thought that he could take Nanmao to watch "Doraemon" when he had time. Maybe Nanmao would have a sense of substitution, and at the same time he would think that he also has a lot of abilities as a person. The cat who accompanies Tang An may be able to do something for her little friend like Doraemon, instead of just calling Tang An.

"It's the mechanical cat warrior." Nan Mao said, "It is my first mechanical soldier to attack the earth!"

Tang An is very helpless, the Southern Cat King is really random and willful.

Tang An suddenly felt that the magnificent and tragic doomsday scene of the Beast Spirit Empire attacking the earth suddenly disappeared. Maybe it would be a human army at that time, and suddenly he found that he was facing a group of Hello Kitty cats.

After eating the ice cream and not going home immediately, Nanmao is going to the bookstore.

The ice cream was put on dry ice for two hours, so Tang An and Nan Mao went to the bookstore together.

"Actually, I think reading a book is a good choice to pass the time. Although reading on a computer or mobile phone is the same, many books are better to read in your hands." Tang An thinks Nanmao's choice to go to a bookstore It’s very good. He also likes to go to bookstores. “Sometimes when looking for information, if you use a book, you can find it by flipping through it, but when searching on the Internet, you also need to enter keywords and filter the information on countless web pages. Of course, Sometimes I don’t know where to start, or if I don’t have the information on hand, searching on the Internet is more effective and a better solution."

"I just had such a thought suddenly, where did you come from so much nonsense to explain it?" Nan Mao touched his ear and said, if Tang An could only bark at this time, he would be much cleaner.

Nan Mao is really not a nice person.

Nan Mao hugged the toy cat, followed by the Black Tiger striker, and came to the bookstore with Tang An.

"Sorry, pets are not allowed in this shop." The clerk came over.

Obviously, she is not as talkative as the sisters in the ice cream shop, because she is a flat-chested middle-aged woman, a woman with no **** at all, often can't talk, the so-called poor chest is sometimes not unreasonable.

"The so-called pet must be alive. I only carry animal carcasses. Just like the fast food beside your checkout counter, the meat in it is also animal carcasses. Since you can carry carcasses to the bookstore, I think now I don’t have a problem with the cat’s body, right.” Before Tang An could say something, Nan Mao pointed to the black tiger forward, “Die soon!”

The Black Tiger striker suddenly fell to the ground motionless, Nan Mao picked up the Black Tiger striker, threw it into the cart and walked into the bookstore.

The clerk followed, and while surprised, shouted: "Wait, you..."

Nan Mao stopped, picked up the black tiger forward and threw it to the ground, then lifted it up and threw it into the cart. The black tiger forward remained motionless.

Seeing this scene, the clerk's eyes widened, and he didn't know what to say.

So Nan Mao continued to push the cart and walked in.

"Sorry, that cat really died. We will deal with the corpse later. It is not a pet." Tang An had to say so.

The others in the bookstore looked at Tang An and Nan Mao with strange eyes.

Nan Mao turned a blind eye, Tang An was a little hot, because he always felt that taking pets to the bookstore or visiting the bookstore while eating is inappropriate behavior.

More people think the Black Tiger striker is interesting. This cat will actually pretend to be dead. No one thinks it is really a dead cat, because just now someone saw it following Nan Mao.

However, Nanmao is indeed very beautiful and cute. A little girl like this walks in the bookstore and has a feeling of a bookish beauty. It will not turn the bookstore into a chaotic place where little kids run around with cats and dogs, so there is no People come to investigate again.

The black tiger striker's head couldn't help but move, Nan Mao picked up a book and threw it on its head.

Tang An couldn't help but sympathize with the Black Tiger striker. Fortunately, he was a general, not a striker, and he was paid better than the striker.

Nan Mao was walking around in the bookstore, Tang An couldn't help asking: "What book do you want to read? Do you need my recommendation?"

"No need." Nanmao bluntly refused, "Books carry civilization. The choice of books determines a person's taste, level, identity and connotation. People of different realms choose different standards, and your recommendation is not suitable for me. ."

"Then you are wrong... I guess you will definitely read this one!" Tang An was unwilling to be underestimated by Nan Mao, and without hesitation took a copy of "Fannigan's Night Watch" and handed it to Nan Mao. , Let her know how great, the books she has read may not necessarily be underestimated by Nanmao.

Nan Mao flipped the book with the book. From beginning to end, the pages of the book glided across her fingertips like running water, and finally her fingers fell on the last page. About a minute later, she threw the book back to Tang An, wrinkled. Frowned.

"Well, this book has connotation, depth and realm, right?" Tang An said triumphantly. This "Fannigan's Watch Night" has been read by very few people, and there are few Chinese translations. It is known as the best in human history. One of the ugly books.

"I don't understand." Nan Mao said blankly.

"I can choose books that you don't understand, can you still insist that I am not qualified to recommend books to you?" Tang An was a little proud. "Fannigan's Night Watch" is the work of Joyce. Together with Proust, Woolf and Faulkner, he is considered to be the four major stream of consciousness novelists...what is the so-called stream of consciousness? Obscure is their characteristic.

"Because you choose this kind of thing, I can't accept your choice even more. This book is about the confused consciousness of a hotel owner and their family. The story is just a night, simple and without plot, so-called The theme of is just the cycle of human degeneration and awakening." The corner of Nanmao's mouth was slightly raised, and his disdainful gesture was revealed from his eyes and eyelashes.

"Have you finished reading?" Tang An looked at Nan Mao in surprise, her speed of reading is really inhuman...but she was not human in the first place.

"The arrogant author, the human mind is originally a simple thing, no matter how to explain it, it is nothing more than the struggle of humanity and humanity. Such a simple theme has to be elaborated in a round and round way, thinking that this is his cleverness. What is it? It’s a clever way of writing that you can say things directly, you have to talk gibberish, and you have to force them to explain. As for the author’s note on the homepage, it’s even more arrogant to say that readers need a lifetime of energy to understand. Arrogance. What this requirement reveals is that the author potentially thinks that his life is higher than that of other people, and his mind is higher than that of others, so what he writes is greater... People with this kind of thinking , Is not worthy of writing works with the theme of elaborating one's own perception and cognition."

"In short, this is a **** book, and it has nothing to do with what it wants to express." Nan Mao concluded at last.

Tang An was speechless, and at the same time somewhat relieved. It turned out that the book he didn't quite understand was actually just because it was a **** book.

Nan Mao continued to choose the book she wanted. Tang An didn't say anything anymore, but looked at the book she chose, "Sociology", "Ethics", "Economics", "Details of Democracy", "The Origin of Politics" ", "Oil War", "National Perspective"...

"I must fully understand this world, understand all aspects of this world, and understand the civilized realm of mankind as the ruler of this world... This will make it more convenient for me to rule this world myself in the future. Human beings, even if they are humble, But it's not simple. After all, they are a race that can produce milk and ice cream." Nan Mao explained to himself.

It turns out that milk and ice cream are the greatest civilization products of mankind!

Tang An frowned, not that he was worried that Nanmao would be able to threaten the earth and mankind even more after understanding the human world better, because the books selected by Nanmao are basically big and expensive...Fortunately, he The bookstore that brought her here has a membership card, which can be discounted and points. There is some balance in the membership card. There is no need to pay for the cash. The pain is still tolerable.

After choosing a lot of books, the Black Tiger striker has been swallowed by the books, but it still loyally pretended to die under the books.

"Black Tiger striker is okay?" Tang An is a caring person, and can't help but worry about the black tiger striker. Although the black tiger striker is dumb and not very clever, let alone beautiful, it must be a cat abuse. Bad things.

"It's okay, it's the forward of the empire, how could it be crushed by a few books?" Nan Mao shook his head.

Tang An looked at it, and it turned out that his career has such a sense of origin, a great king, a great general, a forward, and a future mechanical soldier in her arms!

After choosing these books that can learn about human beings and the civilization of the human world~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Nanmao came to the novel column and looked at the novels with various names.

""My Wife is a Princess"...As far as I know, there are not many princesses in your current world, right?" Nan Mao asked.

"Yes, not many." Tang An picked up the book.

"In other words, this is just the author's obscenity?" Nan Mao nodded, "Before I became the king, I was the princess of the Beast Spirit Empire. I would not be the wife of any cat or dog, so I hate it. This book."

Tang An looked at the profile and was immediately happy: "When he met a great demon from another world trying to conquer the earth, in order to save the earth, Li Luo had to take in the great demon... a little girl who claimed to be a princess... the so-called novel comes from reality. , It feels as if I met you."

Nan Mao snatched the book and looked at it as if she had read it, and then her face became extremely ugly.

"You are not allowed to read this book." Nan Mao put the book back on the shelf and warned Tang An seriously.

"Why?" Tang An didn't understand.