My Goddess is a Cat

What are the fangs of the empire?

　　 On the earth, the powerful navy, land and air forces of the U.S. Empire, and the aircraft carrier fleet that crisscross the Seven Seas, are the fangs of the U.S. Empire.

　　 Facing such fangs, the second artillery of the flower growers, the missiles named after the east wind, and the army composed of the cutest and most handsome people in the world, they are the fangs that resist the fangs.

　　The fangs of the Beast Spirit Empire should be a powerful army commanded by General Jinfang, or the super-powerful spirits performed by the Southern Cat King assembling the power of the empire, but in any case... it will not be a turkey cavalry.

　　 It can be imagined that when cats that are black or white, or dull or cute, are riding turkeys and rushing to the earth coalition forces, facing the artillery fire that screams the sky and the earth, are your fangs just selling cute?

　　 This will only result in tooth extraction.

　　 "The time is right now." Nanmao said thoughtfully, "not to mention making a cavalry, it will not cause any impact."

　　 "Are you sure? Where is this cavalry placed?" Tang An said worriedly, "Could it also be placed in General Jinya's mansion?"

　　 Tang An doesn’t want to turn his home into a zoo. It’s okay to have more cats and dogs, but a turkey? Tang An really doesn’t catch a cold with this stuff. The turkey is still more tempting to turn into turkey. Just as the fighting chicken in this pair of chickens looks like, Tang An feels that if he has more than ten turkeys in his family, he needs it. Consider moving.

　　 "You don't need to worry about this..." Nan Mao squinted at Tang An, "You are questioning my decision again, don't you learn to learn?"

Tang An quickly stretched out his hand to stand in front of him, and said vigilantly: "The king, the minister is only negotiating with the king. Discussion and questioning are not the same thing. Only by knowing more can we better cooperate with the king's actions." Tang An Nan Mao's attitude is still desirable. Nan Mao nodded with satisfaction, but did not intend to say more at this time. Just showed Tang An a book.

　　 "Selected Works of Taizu!" Tang An didn't expect Nan Mao to take out the Zhen Guo Divine Book at once, let alone read it.

　　 But in any case, Taizu has been among the elite of all mankind for thousands of years and is considered to be one of the top small group of people. It is quite normal to receive the attention of Nanmao.

"This book systematically teaches people how to organize one class to overthrow another class and establish their own political power. The use of ideological weapons is particularly essential. It has to be said that human beings have been fighting for thousands of years. , The essence of the agglutination, this book contains most of it." Nanmao showed his admiring gaze, "Don’t you think. Now the situation of oppressed cats, dogs and dogs in the world, and the birth of this book Are the ages very similar?"

　　 Tang An is stunned, can this be connected? Can pet cats and pet dogs be considered a class? That's nonsense.

　　 According to Nanmao, humans are the ruling class that cats and dogs need to overthrow? Is Nanmao going to launch such a revolution?

　　 still use "Anthologies of Taizu" as the guiding ideology?

"Revolution requires a mass foundation. King, you have to know that although there are many cats, cats and dogs in China Shipping, there are few stray dogs and stray cats. Most cats, cats and dogs are living well. They may not follow. King, you revolutionize. What's more, pets often have deep feelings with their owners. You have to instigate them to rebel. This is as difficult as instigating me to betray you." Tang An shook his head. Analyze the feasibility of Nanmao's operation based on the actual situation.

　　 "Is it difficult to instigate you to betray me?" Nan Mao said suspiciously.

　　 Tang An was very injured and wanted to spit blood to show Nan Mao, and said loudly, "Of course, it's very difficult, extremely difficult, extremely difficult!"

　　 "That's good." Nan Mao nodded in satisfaction.

　　 "I said. Didn't you hear me?" Tang An said helplessly.

"You don't need to think about what you said... I told you. I am the king of the beast spirit empire, and I am born with the gift of ruling. All cats and dogs in this world can accept spiritual power All creatures will be overwhelmed by my coercion." Nan Mao put his hands on his legs and looked at Tang An with majesty, "Do you feel my coercion?"

Tang An looked at the ears on her tiger hat for two or three seconds, and she really started to shake, then Nan Mao's brows moved vigilantly, her nose wrinkled, and her small mouth slowly pouted. Gradually revealing a look of dissatisfaction.

　　 "I feel it, I feel it." Tang An held back a smile and said quickly.

　　 "Do you dare to laugh!"

　　 Nanmao had noticed Tang An’s smile that hadn’t fully erupted, and stretched out his hand to pinch Tang An’s cheek, showing a fierce look, and said angrily: "You dare to laugh, you dare to laugh!"

　　 "Ah, ah, ah..." Tang An screamed in response.

　　 Two people were arguing, a staff member came over, looked at Tang An and Nan Mao, opened his mouth, then shook his head, and left without saying anything.

　　Nanmao stopped pulling Tang An’s cheeks, but did not let go, and asked slightly unhappy and suspiciously: "What does the human being's expressions mean just now?"

"Looking at age, he should have grown up in a conservative era, so he should think that girls shouldn't rudely tear boys' cheeks. But he can't tell whether we are brothers or sisters or lovers, so he doesn't know where to start. , So he shook his head and turned to leave." Tang An said casually.

　　 "Are we like brothers and sisters?" Nan Mao's neck was straightened, and he slanted his eyes to look at Tang An, "You are so ugly, I am so beautiful!"

　　 "Even if you are a peacock, I am not as ugly as a turkey, at least at the level of a pheasant. Everyone is close relatives and looks alike." Tang An was deeply shocked and not convinced. Is he ugly? Obviously recently there are still girls who like it very much. In any case, no matter whether they feel about the suitor or not, as long as there is a suitor, the pursued person will have confidence.

　　 "Pheasant." Nan Mao looked at Tang An expressionlessly and shouted.

　　 Tang An opened his mouth and couldn't respond... Call her a peacock, can that count as a counterattack? It's not derogatory, but she called herself a pheasant, but Tang An couldn't agree...I still felt a disadvantage.

　　 "Since we are not like brothers and sisters, we are like lovers?" Nan Mao thought of another point.

　　 "It's not like, it's not like, it's not like!" Said important things three times, Tang An waved his hand quickly, he didn't want to take advantage of Nanmao in this kind of thing, it would be very miserable.

　　 To Tang An’s expectation, Nan Mao didn’t do anything or say anything, but looked at Tang An blankly, then turned his head, “Let’s continue talking about the turkey.”

　　 Okay, let's say that the turkey thing is safer.

　　 "To build a turkey cavalry, you first need a turkey." Nan Mao said cautiously.

Is not this nonsensical? Tang An looked at Nan Mao’s hat and said, suddenly felt that Nan Mao was actually in harmony with the zoo’s environment and theme, and felt that she should be the king of the zoo, and this zoo should be her base.

"We need a lot of turkeys, but the turkeys purchased directly on the market are difficult to form cavalry forces. We must incubate them at the requirements of cavalry and train them when they are still eggs." Nan Mao continued. , Stood up and walked to the place where he was looking back, which is the turkey farm of "Hundred Thousand Turkeys".

　　 "How to train an egg?" Tang An couldn't understand, is this considered prenatal education!

　　 "At that time, I will write a "Cheats for Egg Training", and you will know it after you read it." Nan Mao said disapprovingly.

　　 Tang An really wanted to slap himself twice. When the Southern Cat King talked, he just listened to him. Why did he turn his mouth back? It's good now. It is estimated that there will be one more position of "Training General".

　　 "To have eggs, and to have a lot of eggs, that means we have a lot of chickens. Among them, male turkeys can be less, but female turkeys should be better." Nan Mao glanced at Tang An.

　　 Tang An shuddered, my lord, why do you look at me more when you talk about male turkeys and female turkeys?

　　 "Unfortunately, you don't have the power of King Fang, otherwise you don't need a male turkey." Nan Mao said with regret.

　　 Thank goodness! Tang An burst into tears. It turned out to be a very lucky thing that he was not strong enough.

　　Think about it again, Tang An once again confirmed that King Golden Tooth is really terrifying, and fortunately he is just General Golden Tooth.

"The female turkey enters the first laying cycle from 34 weeks. The laying period is from March to September each year, with 10 to 15 eggs each time. Four to six cycles per year, each cycle can lay There are 14 to 20 eggs, up to nearly 30 eggs." Nan Mao stretched out his fingers. As a cat, although there are only 18 fingers and toes in total, it is still very convenient to count." In other words, one female turkey can provide thirty turkeys to become the future war horse."

　　 "Do you know so much about turkeys?" Tang An said in surprise. It seems that the Southern Cat King has been thinking about this matter.

　　 Nanmao nodded, looked at Tang An and said, "Next, it's time for you to work."

　　 Tang An looked at the big turkeys running around in the turkey farm, touched his butt, and said unacceptably, "My lord, I won't hatch eggs!"

　　Sure enough~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The so-called "Egg Training Cheats" is used when incubating eggs, otherwise, how prenatal education!

　　 "Incubating eggs can be learned slowly... In this world, no one is born with knowledge and can master this skill from birth." Nan Mao did not say disappointedly to Tang An, his tone was very gentle.

　　 "I can eat eggs, hatch eggs, I will never do it!" Tang An said almost hysterically, thinking of the picture of himself squatting in the chicken coop to incubate eggs, what would he do while he was still alive?

　　 Nan Mao just looked at Tang An, and looked at Tang An calmly.

　　 "Black Tiger striker, I strongly recommend Black Tiger striker to you!" At this time, it is necessary to betray the Black Tiger striker, and Tang An seems to have caught a life-saving straw.

Nan Mao thought for a while and nodded. Indeed, the black tiger forward is more suitable than the Nan Mao, because the black tiger forward has rich hair, and the most important point is that Tang An has other work to do, just hatch the eggs. It's too much to use.

　　Hot milk, buy yogurt, wake up Nanmao, after all, these things are more important. (To be continued)