My Goddess is a Cat

Tang An went to the bathroom to look at himself, and then confirmed that he had lost Jiebao and Dandan without a change in appearance. This made him feel more relieved, so he took a few photos in the mirror by the way, and then saved them.

After the photo was taken, it was three minutes away. There was no need to shout any spells, the effect of the change of appearance disappeared naturally, Tang An changed back to his original appearance, and when he looked at it, he was still more pleasing as a man. He was indeed a straight and serious man. .

As I walked out of the bathroom, I posted these photos in the QQ space, and added a note by the way: I seem to be unable to sleep again tonight.

Tang An still knows some of the behavioral characteristics of green tea girls. After all, such girls hate and despise, and men shout disgusting but always like to comment on the green tea girls who express their warmth. It is not a rare creature in everyone's circle of friends.

I don't know that Ma Shilong can't see it... But when he chats with him, he will definitely see it. Seeing such a beautiful girl will naturally make him more tempted and vulnerable to temptation and seduction.

Tang An is not a veteran of calculating people, so there is always a guilty conscience when doing these things, otherwise he should take the initiative to contact Ma Shilong now instead of waiting for the opportunity.

"You have to pay attention. When you take this pill, your voice will change slightly. It will not be exactly the same as an average girl's voice, a bit rough and hoarse." Nan Mao turned his head and looked at Tang An. Somewhat worried, he said, "It's hard to hear when Jiaochuang, so be careful."

"Why should I pay attention to this!" Tang An was eager to learn from the black tiger striker, and he rolled on the ground twice to express his explosive emotions. He actually saw the worried look on her face coming, and the Nanmao unexpectedly returned. Have this look and emotion? It happens to be on this kind of problem! It is estimated that if Tang An was dying after suffering her blast cat, she would not worry at all.

Nanmao reminded Tang An to do it. As for whether he was paying attention, what techniques should be used to make it sound better, these things have nothing to do with Nanmao. What makes Nanmao angry is that the screen suddenly prompts to disconnect.

"Why is it like this!" Nanmao grabbed the mouse and patted it, tapping the keyboard vigorously.

Tang An has seen this scene, and it is common in Internet cafes. It is usually done by small gangsters who are abused in the game, and people with no quality do the same.

"You try to log in again." Tang An quickly grabbed her hand to prevent her from shooting the mouse badly.

Now is the crucial time to play the game, Nan Mao stared at the screen closely, ignoring Tang An's holding her hand.

Re-login fails, indicating that the account has been suspended, and the deadline for suspension is one month later.

"What's the matter? Why are you banned?" Tang An felt baffled. This is just a trumpet that hasn't even slaughtered NPCs in the wild at level ten. There is no plug-in, no account trading or gold coin trading. How can the behavior of the class be blocked?

But it is not too unusual, after all, the title of this game is also very random.

"There is another enemy that hasn't been killed. My knives have been slashed to his neck, and the blood has splashed out. I need a knife!" Nan Mao said angrily, and then patted the mouse again, as if he was finishing it. The last cut.

"The one you use is a sword! You are a swordsman!" Tang An felt that a player like Nanmao couldn't be called a "swordsman". She played a lawnmower. "Please let me know and I will contact customer service."

"What does the customer service do?" Nan Mao reluctantly stepped aside, letting Tang An's stinky **** sit on his stool.

"The game company's shield, the player's punching bag... is what went wrong, the person who provided advice." Tang An explained, then logged on to the website to contact customer service, and after reporting his account and ban, the customer service responded shortly. NS.

"Hello, your account has been tested, and illegal scripts have been used."

"How is it possible? No, I have a few levels of account, what can I do with scripts? I didn't use scripts either." Tang An looked at the lower right corner of the screen, there was no external script or auxiliary software open.

"The character repeats a series of moves for a long time, the attack command, the movement distance and the attack frequency are fixed. Can you explain what you are doing?"

"I'm just fighting monsters." Tang An looked back at the wide-eyed Nan Mao, and couldn't help but want to laugh.

"This is not a normal player behavior, and according to records, your moving distance and attack frequency are fixed. Except for scripts, there is no way to do this. In the game, any script programs such as button wizards are not affected. Allowed."

"I'm really just fighting monsters, I'm just boring...so I'm practicing so that I can accurately grasp the time and attack frequency." Tang An didn't know how to explain, did he tell the customer service that there was a one across the screen? Neurotic cat, so she can do it?

"I'm sorry, please don't try to do this again in the future. You can wait a month before the suspension is lifted and then enter the game. I wish you a happy game."

The communication was fruitless, and Tang An had no choice but to say to Nanmao: "There is no way, you can only apply for an account again, and you can't do this again in the future."

Nan Mao looked at the screen blankly and was silent.

Tang An carefully observed Nan Mao’s expression, and comforted: “It’s okay, it’s just a few-level account. I’ll help you train one... Let’s pinch an ugly one, also called Tang Wuwang, okay? "

"Not good!" Nan Mao suddenly shouted.

Tang An only felt that his ears were pierced, and the little girl's yelling voice was too lethal.

"Such an insult is undoubtedly a blasphemy against the King of the Beast Spirit Empire, and disrespect to the throne. It must be cleansed with blood." Nan Mao pointed to Tang An and said, "Find me who will execute the ban order. I want to Go and kill him, but destroy the game and let them know the consequences!"

At this moment, Tang An deeply understood why minors should be prohibited from entering and exiting Internet cafes and an anti-addiction system should be established.

"Actually... this game belongs to a company called Penguin. This company is very powerful and belongs to one of the most powerful companies on the planet. I have always suspected that the behind-the-scenes owner of this company is a penguin, maybe it is People like Penguin Spirit Clan, so you have to be careful and don't act rashly." Tang An said after careful consideration, and nodded, "Yes, you can't act rashly. The current power of our Golden Teeth General Mansion is not enough to deal with the Penguin Company. "

Nan Mao just looked at Tang An blankly and kept looking at him.

Tang An coughed dryly, patted his thigh, looked at the screen again, and randomly clicked twice.

"Do you think I'm a stupid dog like you!" Nan Mao reached out and inserted Tang An's mouth, "Now I dare to fool me by talking nonsense!"

Tang An hurriedly avoided. This guy actually inserted his finger between his lips and was about to pry his teeth away. Tang An really wanted to bite her, jumped up from the stool and stepped back and said, "Actually... I just think that the person in charge of this game is called Ma Huahua. This person is very powerful. He belongs to one of the most powerful characters on the earth. He may be much better than Mr. Yan. If we kill him, I am afraid it will affect the future. The big plan to control mankind."

Nan Mao looked at Tang An suspiciously, while searching the Internet for news about twists.

"Look, isn't it? Does this sharp eyes with glasses look like Mr. Yan?" Tang An continued, "You check the company's information, and you know that if we can master this company, we can use it in the future. This company’s most widely distributed social software implements some propaganda and spiritual strategies."

Nan Mao didn't speak, but Tang An said very reasonable. It is better for Twisted Flower to stay than to kill.

"Then what about my game!" Nan Mao thought for a while, and finally said unwillingly.

Tang An scratched his head and quickly let his brain run like an electric flint. After a short blink, Tang An's inspiration flashed and immediately said, "I recommend a very attractive game to you!"

"What game?" Nanmao asked uninterestedly~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I just like to kill, I want to kill a lot of people, I want to play a game of killing people everywhere! "

"Fight Landlord!" Tang An said confidently.

Nan Mao raised his hand and put **** straight into Tang An's mouth, "You think I don't know, this is the game played by the heroine in the novel full of perverted girls ** fantasy!"

Tang An still avoided wisely. Didn't Nan Mao stop attacking herself easily with the blast cat? She changed her to use her fingers whenever he said something wrong?

"Well, you can play my role." Tang An really has no choice. "My role is already at full level, and I am one of the top 100 swordsmen in the district. As long as you do it well, you can sling anyone... …The most important thing is that you can pk, if you are happy, go and kill people everywhere...except those areas where pk is prohibited in the game."

Nan Mao nodded indifferently, and held his chin restrainedly, "If that's the case, let's do this for the first time, but I'm tired today, I'm going to bed, and I'll play tomorrow."

Tang An sighed, hoping that when he played his own number again, he would not enjoy the world-wide chase treatment like Ma Shilong...but it seemed that it was an inevitable fate.

Nanmao strongly pressed the shutdown button of the case to shut it down, then pointed to Tang An's room and said, "I want to take a shower in my room first. You should stay in your room first, and don't run around."

Are you still in charge of this general? What does it mean to not run around? Tang An went back to his room and ran around for two laps before sitting in front of the window and playing with her mobile phone. By the way, he sent a message to his nanny: If you go online tomorrow, it’s not you who don’t actively contact you. Don’t take the initiative to contact you. Remember, remember. , It's about your life.

Tang An doesn't want the nurse to offend Nan Mao somehow, because anyone who offends Nan Mao will always be the one who is troubled and suffers in the end.