My Goddess is a Cat

Tang An had no choice but to use a balloon and filled the balloon with some water... In fact, the best thing to use is a condom. It is said that condoms are not easy to break. The quality of current balloons is not very good.

But Tang An didn't have that kind of condom at home, so he had to use three layers of balloons to put them together. After they were filled with water and blown up, the outer layer was thick and it was not easy to shake.

Tang An made a simple frame with iron wire, and put two balloons filled with water into it, so that it would not sway or fall due to accidental touch.

This is the advantage of strong hands-on ability. Tang An fixed the shelf to his upper body, and put on a vest on top, so that it looked completely flawless.

Looking at himself in the mirror, Tang An laughed loudly. After laughing for a long time, he barely got up before getting dressed and went out.

As soon as she stepped out, Tang An met Lin Yuling. Lin Yuling, who had slept for a whole afternoon, was standing vigorously outside Tang An's house.

Tang An did not consider meeting Lin Yuling.

Lin Yuling looked at Tang An in surprise, like a small animal who saw a human for the first time, her eyes turned around, then she frowned, thought about a few thoughts, and patted her head again.

Tang An didn't look at her, and dealt with it in a way that passers-by met.

"Who are you!" Lin Yuling yelled suddenly, and ran to Tang An to block her way.

Tang An took a deep breath. It seemed that it wasn't just as Tang An, no matter what identity, whether it was a dog or a beauty, meeting Lin Yuling meant that she had to get her deal done before she could do her own thing.

"I'm Tang An's cousin, Tang An is not at home today. I will help him take care of the house. Could you please give me a favor." Tang An finished quickly.

Lin Yuling was stunned. It was obvious that the other party was talking too fast, and it would take a while for Lin Yuling to understand.

When Lin Yuling reacted, Tang An had already walked for a while, and Lin Yuling hurried over to catch up, "You said you are Tang An's cousin?"

Tang An nodded as he walked.

"You said yes? What if you are a thief?" Lin Yuling was obviously not so easy to pass.

There is a trash can by the side of the road. Tang An really wants to screw her into it, close the lid, and kick the trash can away with one foot, so that she can roll as far as she can.

"Do you think I look like Tang An Chang?" Seeing Lin Yuling plan to call herself "cousin", Tang An quickly explained.

Lin Yuling forgot about the call, looked at Tang An in a puzzled manner, and then suddenly said, "It's a bit like it!"

"That's right, boy, go back soon." Tang An said with a smile.

"But how do I know if you planned it a long time ago, first you have a plastic surgery that looks very similar to Tang An, and then you say that you are Tang An's cousin to implement your theft plan?" Lin Yuling still didn't plan to relax her vigilance easily. But a witty girl, where is so easy to be fooled.

"Are you crazy?" Tang An said angrily. How could this Lin Yuling be so irritable to her?

Lin Yuling was startled. Not only was Tang An fierce, but Tang An's cousin became fierce, almost exactly the same as him!

"Let's go to the police station first!" Lin Yuling said in a firm tone, "Anyway, if I don't know you, I will arrest you."

Tang An grabbed Lin Yuling's neck with his backhand, and then pushed Lin Yuling back.

"Why did you catch me like this!" Tang An often dealt with herself like this. Lin Yuling struggled with her hands while feeling that the other party probably wouldn't be a thief, and the thief wouldn't be so like Tang An.

Tang An pushed Lin Yuling back to her yard, and then said, "Tang An is a student of China Overseas University, right? You have secretly filmed some cat abuse videos of Tang An and caused him trouble, right? You often lie down. Peeking at his house from the window, right? You still want to steal his cats, dogs, and cats. Never succeeded, right? Think about it with your alien head, if I were a thief, I would know Are there so many things! Also, I know you are Lin Yuyu, sb48's super-popular beautiful girl idol, if you follow me, I will reveal your address."

Hearing a series of "right", Lin Yuling was stunned, staring blankly, as if she was a real cousin!

"Cousin, where are you going!"

Tang An had just walked two steps, Lin Yuling followed again, this time changing her tone, the super beautiful girl's slightly coquettish and cute tone.

"I'm not your cousin, it doesn't matter to you where I go." Tang An looked back, held her neck and continued to push her back.

"But... but I misunderstood you just now, I can drive you out!" Lin Yuling was anxious to make amends, but she didn't know why, she felt that she had offended Tang An's cousin, and it was very detrimental to her.

"Grandma, you just stay at home, don't follow me." Tang An arched his hands.

Tang An often does this action too, but Lin Yuling has discovered it again!

"Where did Tang An go?" Lin Yuling asked again.

"Something."

Tang An left without looking back, because he remembered that he put Lin Yuling on the blacklist today, and he could call her by himself, but she could not get through her phone, even if she called now, her own The phone will not ring either.

Don't worry, Tang An quietly turned around, Lin Yuling dialed there as expected, and then stomped angrily.

Tang An actually has a cousin, Lin Yuling thought for a while, since she is helping Tang An to look after the house, she will definitely be back later, and then go find her by herself! Although this cousin was a bit annoying to her just now, Lin Yuling was also considering Tang An. She must wait for her cousin to figure this out, she will still like herself very much, as cute and beautiful as herself, and with a beautiful heart full of justice. No one dislikes the girl.

After confirming this, Lin Yuling put her hands on her thighs and straightened her chest and strode home. She was so cute and loved by everyone.

Tang An finally got rid of Lin Yuling, who thought he was cute. Although Tang An's steps were a little smaller because of her slightly reduced size, he did not forcefully follow a woman's walk. That would be too awkward, not to mention the walking posture. It doesn't matter if you are lazy, is it possible that Ma Shilong can dislike him and not open the room with him?

Only when the room was opened, it was more convenient for Tang An to bring unforgettable nightmares to Ma Shilong.

Tang An stopped a taxi, and after getting in the car, Tang An received a message from Bai Yunxuan, asking him if he could go camping tomorrow.

Sang Mengmeng and Sang Yueye have returned to the Tiger family. The Southern Cat King did not go home. Lin Yuling has her protection, and there is nothing to worry about. What's more, I can handle Ma Shilong's affairs tonight and go out camping. It happened, so the message was returned.

"Because you said you will definitely go, so I will be the last to inform you that friends who are on call are good friends... I have made an appointment with Lin Xiaohui to prepare camping things. It is about 500 per person, including Tent and food. Zhang Mulin and Zhang Zhongfa knew that Lin Xiaohui had come out, and followed along. They wanted to call you to be a coolie!"

Five hundred is a bit too much, but it’s almost the same if you include a tent. Everyone will not buy too professional outdoor equipment, but certainly not too cheap. Safety still needs to be guaranteed. This aa system is very good, everyone is. Students, no one is the kind of wealthy children who like to show off, but they are more comfortable with the money.

"Okay, but I have something to do today, so I will trouble Zhang Mulin and Zhang Zhongfa to work hard, see you tomorrow!"

Tang An came to the place agreed with Ma Shilong, and saw Ma Shilong at a glance. Not long after graduation, Ma Shilong was still short and chubby. He looked a lot more gentle with a pair of glasses. It was obvious that he had just washed his hair and wore it. A white shirt and black trousers, with a belt tied tightly around his waist. At first glance, it doesn’t look like an Internet cafe or a fat house squatting at home. It’s not just Tang An who prepared it. Ma Shilong is obviously better than him. To pay more attention to such a date, seeing his looking around, he must be a little nervous.

"Hi, are you Ma Shilong?" Tang An walked over to say hello generously, already exchanging names.

"Ah...yes...you...you are Tang Lizi?" Ma Shilong was obviously a little surprised. He was taken aback and then laughed. He glanced at the girl's chest. It's really big, and it must feel like a touch. It looked very good. Ma Shilong only felt that his Adam's apple was beating a few times. He didn't expect to date him with such a beautiful girl with such a good figure.

"Yes, wait a long time." Tang An took the name because he remembered Ye Yiyu's undercover that he met that night. The girl named Lizi, what he was going to do today has a similar nature, so he used her. Name it.

"No, I just arrived..." Ma Shilong felt that his eyes were a little useless. How did this girl grow? The body and appearance are all top quality, and there are many pictures in Ma Shilong's mind.

"Then let's go eat first, we are a little hungry," Tang An said.

"Um... let's go to that restaurant." Ma Shilong pointed to a western restaurant next to it and said, "I often eat here, and the taste is not bad."

Tang An glanced at it. It was a Western restaurant with a good grade. This kind of place was very suitable for dating. But Tang An was worried that Ma Shilong was obviously smashing his face to support the fat guy. The money he could make by hacking could be in this way. Often eaten in restaurants? Tang An didn't care if he had a little more blood, but what if he had a big meal here and waited for Ma Shilong to have no money to open a house? Do you want Tang An to pay? Tang An didn't want to come out.

"No, I've been eating at Hudao recently. I'm tired of eating. Let's go have a barbecue." Who wouldn't pretend, Tang An pointed to the front, "After this street, there is a night market next to a shopping mall. There should be a lot of food stalls now."

Ma Shilong was overjoyed. It might save a lot of money. For this date, he put together two thousand yuan. If you eat here, you may have to spend more than half of it. Then go to open the room. I can go to the express hotel, and if the money is not enough, there is always a feeling of intimidation.

This girl is huge, Hudao...Ma Shilong knows that the buffet on Hudao is the most famous in Zhonghai, but several other restaurants on Hudao are also famous, especially one of the specialty restaurants called Sanwan, which is in Asia. The top ten restaurants, usually everyone brags or invites guests to go to the lake island.

It seems that I really caught Bai Fumi this time. I don’t know if I can get it right at night. If I can make her cool and crooked, let her raise herself in the future, play games during the day, and dry her in various poses at night. enough!

Ma Shilong couldn't help being excited. He knew a lot of "great gods" in the game. "Gaowan" was raised by a girl. He has always been envious, and hopes that such an opportunity can be met by himself.

"It's okay to eat barbecue. I haven't eaten it for a long time. Experience it." Ma Shilong said while helping his glasses.

Tang An and Ma Shilong walked forward. Ma Shilong looked at it from time to time. This girl is really in good shape. The key is that the clothes she wears are very reverie. It is similar to the classic temperament in the game. Ma Shilong turned his head. At a glance, I saw a bag in the closet facing the street, which seemed to be similar to the one carried by the girl next to me.

"Hey, did you buy your bag here?" Ma Shilong only felt dizzy. How much is this bag? Five hundred thousand! ! ! There is no wrong counting, there are five zeros behind the five characters! A package of half a million!

Tang An also saw it. It was slightly different. The price was really scary, but after learning about the Sang family’s financial resources, Tang An was already numb and nodded carelessly, "Well, yes, a series, a little bit different. , I have an extra diamond pendant, which may be more expensive."

Tang An just took the bag casually! But he knows very well that adding a crystal to this brand-name bag will cost you the price of a car, let alone a diamond pendant.

"How much more expensive?" Ma Shilong asked cautiously.

"Hundreds of thousands, I don't know." Tang An said vaguely.

Ma Shilong didn't dare to ask any more, and involuntarily unbuttoned a button on the collar. Can a girl like this be contaminated by herself? Ma Shilong is a little scared...fight! For those who are anchors, don’t there still be girls who give them luxury cars like Maserati, millions at every turn, how can you not seize the opportunity?

After walking through the mall, Ma Shilong stopped, and Tang An also stopped, because he saw a familiar figure about to enter the mall.

Bai Yunxuan, Zhang Mulin, Zhang Zhongfa, and Lin Xiaohui were talking. Bai Yunxuan walked in the forefront. Zhang Mulin and Zhang Zhongfa followed Lin Xiaohui from left to right. It seemed that after they arrived at university, they found that Lin Xiaohui was the best for them. Pursuing, did not intend to give up.

Tang An didn't forget that he was Tang Lizi now, so he shut up in time and didn't say hello to them. They didn't recognize him anyway.

"Hey, Zhang Mulin, Zhang Zhongfa, Lin Xiaohui!" Ma Shilong greeted him in a hurry, as if he was afraid that the greeting would be slower, so they walked into the mall and couldn't see themselves...especially they couldn't see themselves walking with a big beautiful woman.

Bai Yunxuan turned around and looked at Ma Shilong. Bai Yunxuan was slightly confused. The other three recognized Ma Shilong immediately. Lin Xiaohui whispered to Bai Yunxuan, "This is Ma Shilong."

In Bai Yunxuan’s impression, Ma Shilong is tall and strong, but Bai Yunxuan is tall and tall in the past few years. Looking at Ma Shilong, he is just a short fat man. Bai Yunxuan can’t help but feel a little bit sigh looking at Ma Shilong. Now it's actually this kind of virtue.

Although Bai Yunxuan especially hated Ma Shilong back then, after a few years, the disgust of this girlhood has faded. She just looked at this fat man who belonged to the memory of her past years with a sense of contempt.

What's more, he was beaten severely by Tang An. Of course, Bai Yunxuan would no longer be afraid that Ma Shilong would bully herself. Bai Yunxuan believed that if Ma Shilong was still trying to treat her, Tang An would definitely make Ma Shilong a lame horse. Those who bully his friends will never show mercy.

"Ma Shilong, haha!" Zhang Zhongfa greeted Ma Shilong lukewarm.

"Longer!" Zhang Mulin laughed directly.

Lin Xiaohui didn't pay attention to Ma Shilong, Zhang Yuying and Lin Xiaohui said, suspecting that the abnormal is Ma Shilong, Lin Xiaohui can't wait to kick Ma Shilong to death.

"Your friend?" Tang An was a little guilty. Although he knew that these acquaintances and friends would not recognize him, he still felt a little embarrassed, and his cheeks were a little hot. He hadn't expected such a situation.

"Yes, high school classmates." Ma Shilong is actually a little worried. If these people take out their high school affairs, they are afraid that their dates will be ruined.

"I'm not, we are junior high school classmates. Ma Shilong, did you only know about bullying girls before? Stealing girls' underwear, flipping up teacher skirts, molesting elementary school students? I didn't expect that the girl I asked out today is quite beautiful, but I You seem to be blind, right? Of course, why would you come out with you if you are not blind?" Bai Yunxuan walked over and stared at Tang An with a sneer, "Sister, what are you doing with him? He wants money. No money, no face, except when he was a schoolmaster in elementary and junior high school, that was already the peak of his life. Hearing my advice, stay away from him, maybe he still has some perverted hobbies."

Tang An and the others were dumbfounded. They didn't expect that Bai Yunxuan, who had always appeared to be very gentle and elegant, would have soared in combat power in an instant, directly spraying Ma Shilong's face into pig liver color!

Tang An feels a little dark in his heart~www.wuxiaspot.com~ But this is not good for his plan. If Tang An follows Bai Yunxuan's words to stay far away from Ma Shilong, what about the plan tonight?

"Hehe, you don't need your dog to take a mouse to be nosy, I like to be perverted, what's the matter?" Tang An felt that his acting skills were also good, and his endurance was better.

Bai Yunxuan looked at this girl who was taller than her. Ma Shilong was a head shorter than her. Bai Yunxuan couldn't understand... The girls' eyes are so strange now? The girl whom I made up to today is pretty, but I think she is blind, right? Of course, how come out with you if you are not blind? "Bai Yunxuan came over and stared at Tang An with a sneer, "Sister, what are you doing with him?" He wants money and no money, and has no face. Besides being a schoolmaster in elementary and junior high school, that is already the pinnacle of his life. Hearing my advice, stay away from him, maybe he still has some perverted hobbies. "

Tang An and the others were dumbfounded. They didn't expect that Bai Yunxuan, who had always appeared to be very gentle and elegant, would have soared in combat power in an instant, directly spraying Ma Shilong's face into pig liver color!

Tang An feels a little dark in his heart, but this is not good for his plan. If Tang An follows Bai Yunxuan's words to stay far away from Ma Shilong, what will he do with his plan tonight?

"Hehe, you don't need your dog to take a mouse to be nosy, I like to be perverted, what's the matter?" Tang An felt that his acting skills were also good, and his endurance was better.

Bai Yunxuan looked at this girl who was taller than her. Ma Shilong was a head shorter than her. Bai Yunxuan couldn't understand... The girls' eyes are so strange now?