My Goddess is a Cat

　　 There was a breeze blowing over the bamboo, making a rustling sound, and a cool feeling rang in his ears. Tang An was humming a song, and the big scissors quickly "clicked" the extra branches and leaves.

　　 The window suddenly opened, and a head with black hair draped in suddenly stretched out. He couldn't see his face at all, only vaguely looked at the unkind eyes from the hair.

　　 Tang An was taken aback, yelled, and immediately lost his balance. The ladder on the wall that hadn't been too stable at a low angle suddenly fell back, and Tang An also fell down.

　　 Ass fell painful, Tang An stood up, and while touching his ass, he said angrily: "What are you doing, you are still pretending to be a fool in broad daylight!"

　　 Of course Tang An understood at this time. The head that popped out of the window was definitely not a ghost. It was just a woman who had washed her hair and hadn't dried it, and let her hair hang down to cover her face.

　　 No matter how beautiful a woman with long hair is, she looks like a ghost after washing her hair.

The woman didn’t speak, it seemed that Tang An’s fall was unexpected. She was taken aback for a while, disappeared from the window for a short time, and then came back again, holding a stack of banknotes in her hand, and then Threw it down from the air.

Tang An was stunned, and then angry. He hated this kind of goods that take money to hit people. This was much more difficult to accept than Nanmao said he was a dog. So Tang An picked up the money, sat in the yard and folded papers. The plane, folded a paper plane, flew towards the window upstairs.

The first few money planes were not lost, but gradually Tang An’s precision was there. He folded the paper planes while throwing them away. After a few paper planes flew straight into the window, the woman walked to the window again, heavily Close the door.

　　 Tang An stopped stacking paper airplanes, and climbed to the top of the wall again, and threw all the money he had just picked up into the yard next door.

The money just now, according to the common people’s habit of 10,000 yuan per stack, should be 10,000 yuan, Tang An didn’t count it, and it didn’t hurt to throw it away at all. The money was originally not his own, and he didn’t accept that the other party frightened him. One hop, and then lose money and finish the deal.

　　Thinking that neighbors who lost money like this really don't have any qualities. Why can't you do what you want to do for this kind of person?

　　 The neighbor on the other side was not at home either, so Tang An unscrewed his trailer, set up a water platform, and started cutting bamboo.

　　 Listening to the crisp sound of bamboo being cut, and the fragrant bamboo shavings flying, Tang An has a refreshing feeling. Sharp, precise mechanical tools will always be the most pleasant toy for real men!

After cutting large and small materials, what Tang An needs to do is fine polished water milling skills. This kind of thing takes time and it is easy to pass the time. It has been done at night, and Tang An finally changed the front pattern of the side panel of the chassis. It's done.

In fact, it can be carved up to feel better, but that requires more sophisticated techniques and skills. Tang An is not such a master of engraving. He decided to draw the lines first, practice his hands on other materials, and get a little feel and confidence before officially starting his hands. .

The window of the neighbor next door was opened and closed, which seemed to remind Tang An, but Tang An ignored...Tang An has always been the kind of person who eats soft but not hard. If you respect me three points, I will give you five points. , But if you don't pay attention to it, Tang An will not pretend to maintain high quality and morality, but will only use the other way to give back to the other body.

　　 Tang An also noticed that there are only two people living in the neighbor next door. The middle-aged woman should be a mother or an aunt. This scary ghost is not too old. The older, mature and sophisticated, she will at least come to communicate with Tang An. This young woman is purely spoiled and she refuses to say anything directly. She is very arrogant and only knows how to open and close the doors and windows. Crackling, refused to say a word to Tang An.

　　 This kind of girl must be wanted, but after getting married, it is likely to get divorced, Tang An thinks this way, the younger generation now feels too self-conscious to take care of others.

　　 Thinking of this, Tang An touched his hair, thinking carefully about his personality and temperament, which is quite attractive. In the future, he will find a temperamental girlfriend and live happily together.

　　 Tang An was thinking about happy things while packing up his things, and then went back to the room to take a bath and sleep.

The washing was refreshing and refreshing. Tang An didn’t feel much sleepiness while lying in bed, so he picked up the mobile phone to search for information related to "madness", although these so-called information compiled in the earth world just couldn't be "madness" at all. "The earth's human beings' conjectures and speculations, but Tang An feels that maybe he can still give himself some inspiration and help him truly master the "madness" as soon as possible.

It’s a pity that most of the information was useless and did not give Tang An any inspiration. So Tang An simply asked a question in the forum, "How can I master the professions such as the Berserker in the game? A madness skill that has skyrocketed in strength?"

　　 got a reply soon:

　　 2nd floor: What do you want to do?

　　3rd floor: Floor.

　　4th floor: Is this water experience popular now?

5th floor: Host~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Don’t give up treatment. I am the Zhonghai Mental Hospital. For your situation, the doctors of this hospital advocate early treatment and stable attitude, as long as you stay in this hospital for a month , To ensure that you can go crazy.

　　 6th floor: My son downstairs.

　　 7th floor: Barking!

　　 8th floor: This is a difficult question to answer. Generally, I will go crazy after taking Viagra. Why don't you try a large dose?

　　 9th floor: LZSB, LSSB, if he really eats a lot and hangs up, you are abetting crime.

　　 After reading these replies, Tang An gave up the idea of ​​looking for crazy inspiration on the Internet.

I slept at night and had a dream, dreaming that I finally mastered the madness, but the result of the madness was that I became a giant like the Hulk, jumping around in the middle of the sea, and then being hit by an anti-aircraft missile and dropped. Back in his yard, he smashed the tempered glass top pool that had just been made.

　　 Tang An woke up in shock, knew that he was just having a dream, and habitually touched his butt, and then got up in the morning light.

　　 Today, as usual, the case is to be made. Because there is no need to take care of the neighbor who lost money, Tang An started to do his own thing early in the morning. This kind of thing that can arrange time and work according to his own preferences is quite good.

However, because the bamboo was basically cut last night, all we have to do today are polishing and some small movements, and will not make any big movements, so Tang An will not deliberately make loud noises to disturb the neighbors, and quietly Just played around in the yard all morning.