My Goddess is a Cat

　　 Nanmao stretched out his hand to pinch the skirt and lifted it, and a book fell off.

　　 The Black Tiger striker appeared in time, carried the heavy book on his thin back, and then the whole cat was crushed on the ground.

　　 Nanmao picked up the book and turned it over.

　　 Tang An looked at the Black Tiger striker sympathetically. After all, everyone is a colleague. Fortunately, he is a general, so he doesn't have to take on the work of the striker.

　　 "Through these books, I can learn more about the human race, so that I can formulate targeted strategies in future wars." Nan Mao said, opening the book in his hand.

It turned out to be Mo Yan’s work "Full Breasts and Fat Buttocks", which was also a book that Tang An has read. The impact of the book is very strong.

　　 "This book belongs to me." Tang An remembered.

　　 "I expropriated." Nanmao said naturally.

　　 Tang An was speechless.

　　 "The protagonist in this book is a breast lover, so are you." Nan Mao said.

This Tang An can’t bear it. Such a statement is too ugly. Tang An shook his head, “No, I’m not... When Mo Yan wrote this book, the mainstream of society hadn’t pursued the sexiness of women as much as it is now. The size of female breasts... now everyone likes girls with full breasts. It is the mainstream **** standard, not a deformed orientation."

　　 "In short, because Sang Mengmeng's deformed **** combined with your deformed orientation, it's a really good match." Nan Mao said with a sneer.

"No, no... because of male instinct, it is indeed very tempting for a girl like Sang Mengmeng, but since you study humans, you should know that some humans do not follow instinct, they can use reason Control instinct, and for them, there is a kind of emotion called emotion or affection. This is the most important reason for them to dominate their search for a spouse." Tang An pointed to himself and said confidently, "I am the latter kind of human being. , So you don’t have to worry about me betraying you for Sang Mengmeng’s breasts."

　　 After listening to Tang An's words, Nan Mao was a little relieved and nodded, "I am not distrusting you, but reminding you that Sang Mengmeng's chest is a conspiracy."

　　 Tang An opened his mouth, is there such a beautiful conspiracy? Tang An saw it with his own eyes, that was the most attractive female symbol he could imagine as a virgin.

　　 "A chest larger than this size contains the possibility of conspiracy. A woman's breast is a weapon for conspiracy."

　　 Nanmao stretched out his hands, scratched in the air to show the size of his chest, then lowered his head to look at his own, and then narrowed the area of ​​his palm a bit.

　　 "What does this have to do with the conspiracy?" Tang An couldn't understand.

"In short, for women with **** larger than this size, you should keep a distance from them." Nan Mao said impatiently, "Especially Sang Mengmeng, she is trying to use her **** to seduce you, such a simple conspiracy, Can't you see it yet?"

Tang An wanted to say something, but after looking at Nan Mao’s expression, he had to forget it. To deal with this kind of little girl who doesn’t like to be reasonable and makes decisions based on her own imagination, she just went over it with superficial sincerity. The best way to deal with it.

　　According to Nanmao’s request, wouldn’t all the girls who can get close to you except her have a washboard figure below the B cup?

This is really an indescribable pain. For a man, he can't enjoy the tenderness and firmness above the C cup for a lifetime. What kind of regret is it? It's like coming to heaven and discovering that there are only men in heaven. , And he is still a straight man.

　　 Perhaps it is precisely because of the restriction proposed by Nanmao that when Tang An and Sang Mengmeng went to school together, they couldn't help but pay attention to Sang Mengmeng's chest.

　　 is really beautiful and tempting, especially for boys who can only imagine but don’t know the real feeling.

　　Just thinking about it, Tang An quickly adjusted his mentality, talking to Sang Mengmeng, and slowly walking towards school.

　　 "By the way, our neighbor next door is neurotic." Tang An said to Sang Mengmeng.

　　 "What's the matter?" Sang Mengmeng remembered. When she was teaching the black tiger forward that day, a glass marble shot at her.

　　 "She said that I abused cats. I met this morning. I need to spend one hundred thousand to buy a black tiger striker." Tang An thought about it, shook his head. It's okay to satisfy one's own emotions, but don't show up about principles and love.

"Some cats are really expensive, especially rare breeds with pedigrees. But the Southern Cat... it should have been a wild cat running around before?" Sang Mengmeng sneered. She didn't like cats. Creatures like cats are neurotic.

　　 "It's very annoying, I really want her to move when I meet a neighbor like this." Tang An just complained.

　　 "If you want to talk about cat abuse, that's me...I like cat abuse." Sang Mengmeng said without a second thought, "Next time she asks for trouble, I'll settle it."

　　 Sang Mengmeng's fingers pulled her hair away, and she shook her head, her chest undulating, full of domineering.

"Then you don't have to go to her specifically, see what she plans to do next time." Tang An just reminded Sang Mengmeng that there is such a neighbor, not that she wants Sang Mengmeng to settle Lin Yuling, after all, the house is Own, Sang Mengmeng is a resident, and if there are such neighbors that might affect Sang Mengmeng, Tang An will naturally feel a little sad.

"Listen to you." Sang Mengmeng laughed, ran to Tang An, stretched out **** and shook the top of his head, "I am a puppy, I will bite whoever the master asks me to bite. Bark, bark! Bark!"

　　 Tang An was amused by her, and here is almost the school, pay attention to the image! Girls like Sang Mengmeng always have a lot of hidden gazes peeking at them.

　　 Sang Mengmeng today is wearing a peach-colored semi-permeable cotton and linen Chinese style cloak on the upper body, and a pair of denim shorts on the lower body, showing white flowers legs, and a pair of canvas shoes look full of vitality.

　　 Tang An also wore denim shorts and canvas shoes, which looked like a couple outfit, so the two walked to the school gate and met Bai Yunxuan. Bai Yunxuan's expression was not so good.

Because Bai Yunxuan's dress is still mature, she has a black short skirt with ruffled edges, long sleeves with white flowers on a sky blue background, and beautifully worn edges on her collar and cuffs. The temperament and makeup of her whole person look cold and beautiful, and Tang Ansang's cuteness. The dress is not a style at all.

　　 "Sister Bai, morning!" Sang Mengmeng said with a smile, and then walked away without waiting for Bai Yunxuan to say anything.

　　 As if she didn't care about letting Bai Yunxuan and Tang An walk together, Bai Yunxuan couldn't help stepping on the floor with the heels of her high heels.

　　 Sister Bai? Everyone is the same age, so what a tenderness!

"Let's go." Tang An smiled slightly. In fact, Tang An didn't think Bai Yunxuan's dress was inappropriate, because he knew Bai Yunxuan's character better, and her dressing was in line with her independent personality and current temperament. .

　　 gave Tang An the impression that Bai Yunxuan should be like this. If she wore clothes like Sang Mengmeng, Tang An would think she was pretending to be cute.

　　 "I remember that we used to go to school together. I didn't expect that the one who went to school with you now has become another person." Bai Yunxuan couldn't help but said sourly.

"No matter what it is, it is your own choice~www.wuxiaspot.com~ You can choose to go to school with me, but you don’t...so, don’t say these things now." Tang An still smiled and glanced at Bai Yunxuan. Turning his head to look ahead, the smile on his face seemed a little sunny.

　　 The enthusiasm of the morning light, the grass next to it is green, and the floor is off-white.

Originally thought Tang An really didn’t care so much. He was a little bit sour. How did she know that Tang An would stab him so relentlessly? Bai Yunxuan was guilty but couldn’t help but some small surprises. He said that, it meant If he still minded, it was not letting go.

　　Isn’t that what I worry about the most is that I don’t have any influence on him, so that he doesn’t care about himself, that’s the most unacceptable thing.

　　 So Bai Yunxuan ran after her.

　　 "My dad and his unit issued movie tickets, but neither my dad nor my mom will go...Would you like to go to the movies together tonight?" Bai Yunxuan asked.

　　 Tang An remembers that this kind of thing often happened before. Bai Yunxuan could always get all kinds of movie tickets, and then he and Bai Yunxuan went to watch them together. During that time, he saw a lot of movies.

　　 "No, I'm going to the supermarket at night, and relatives have come at home, and I want to help her buy daily necessities." Tang An doesn't need to find any other excuses, this is a fact.

　　 "Do you want me to help?" Bai Yunxuan was a little disappointed, but still said enthusiastically.

　　 "No need, talk to others." Tang An said with a smile, "Thank you, you and Squad Leader Huang, go to see, he will definitely be willing to accompany you."

　　 Seeing Tang An still moving forward, Bai Yunxuan couldn't help stomping her foot angrily, looking for Huang Shengwen? You think I'm lonely, you have to find a man, don't you?

　　 After thinking for a while, Bai Yunxuan still followed, staring at Tang An's back...Tang An, wait, there is nothing in this world that cannot be made up for!