My golden finger is delicious

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Wu Ding doesn't have much psychological foundation, so it's not a matter of acting skills.

He is someone who loves to act. He has been involved in so many worlds, so his basic skills are still guaranteed.

And in terms of the basic rules of acting, this kind of simple emotional chaos and madness is actually relatively easy.

Wu Ding was worried about his adjectives.

In order to bring emotion, he described scenes from the real world, but he couldn't speak directly, so he had to make some magical changes.

It has to be changed so that they can understand it immediately, without any barriers to understanding, and they are eager to hear it.

The traditional "fairy world" is not unusable.

The carved railings and jade masonry, the jade buildings and the jade buildings are in harmony with the splendor and magnificence that we see every day in the world of mountains and seas.

Wu Ding promised that as long as he said it, the listener would instantly understand that it was the "fairy world" and there would be absolutely no need for further guidance.

But this cannot lead to the golden finger he wants to bring out.

In the traditional story, the immortal ate the Queen Mother's flat peaches and drank the jade liquid. Need to farm? No need.

In traditional stories, immortals fly on clouds. Do they need a calm and dust-free cement road? No need.

There is no need for it, there is no point in making the fairy world look beautiful.

Is it used to make up the word count?

Let’s talk about the demons in this world.

It is not only convenient for you to express emotions, but also you can add details anytime and anywhere without fear of being confused, and it can also extend the golden finger later. Kill several birds with one stone.

Wu Ding finished adjusting his emotions.

With a smile on his face that said, "I must be under too much pressure recently," he hinted that the two listeners should ignore what he just said.

Fortunately, Mr. Bao praised it purely from a literary perspective.

"Sleepwalking in Taixu, Taoist theory. It is indeed a world that people yearn for."

"Yes, I sometimes think about how great it would be if it were true. If nothing else, the scenery in the fields is different. Those golden ears of rice, it looks like the yield per mu is at least about ten dan."

Ten stones is equivalent to approximately one thousand catties.

This is a guarantee for modern rice production, no matter what kind of rice is produced.

I remember that the yield index of hybrid rice in 2015 seems to be 1,800 pounds. Note that this is an index, not the maximum value.

But for the ancients, this number was basically a daydream.

In the Song Dynasty, basically two to three hundred kilograms was already a super bumper harvest.

Master Bao's eyes lit up, and he seemed quite satisfied with Wu Ding's dream. I wish I could experience it myself.

Inspiration flooded into his brain, and Bao Zheng, who had always been pragmatic, wanted to write an article like "Taixu Dream Travel".

Without him, this imaginary scenery is really beautiful.

This question and answer involves food.

But it made Li Li, who was originally very chicken-blooded, feel a little confused.

Wait, food? Does the fairy world need food?

By the way, Wu Ding also mentioned some delicacies from all over the world that can be enjoyed while sitting down.

As cultivators in the mortal world, they can live without grains as their cultivation level rises. But do they still need to eat after they ascend?

The answer "fairy world" that originally came out of his mouth was stuck in his throat.

But what is it if it’s not a fairyland?

For a moment, Li Li's expression was a little strange, as if he was possessed by an evil spirit, and he was unpredictable.

Bao Zheng saw his expression. Since immortals cannot be possessed by evil spirits, Bao Zheng did not ask.

Wu Ding also saw his expression... But Bao Zheng had already answered the next words, so it didn't matter what Li Li was thinking.

Wu Ding decisively put Li Li aside and continued chatting happily with Mr. Bao.

The more the two chatted, the more they talked. Wu Ding seemed to be led by Master Bao, and recalled more and more scenes from his dreams.

An upright and good official like Bao Zheng became increasingly obsessed with the world described by Wu Ding.

Wu Ding completely avoided some modern institutional issues.

The focus is on high living standards and happiness.

The two hit it off immediately, and the more they talked, the more they became more and more speculative.

Master Bao couldn't help but sigh about the key point of what Wu Ding wanted.

"Such a magnificent scene is like a fairyland."

Wu Ding's eyes lit up, but he still had to be modest: "What is the fairy world? Where is the fairy world like this? Shouldn't the fairy world be about gods flying around, immortality, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother?"

Wu Ding brought up the rhythm slightly.

Bao Zheng expressed his own thoughts with dignity.

"As Zheng said, this is the fairyland." The core of Master Bao's world view is always the people of this world.

Jade Emperor, Queen Mother? Can it be eaten?

Fertile fields with a yield of thousands of pounds per acre are the most beautiful scenery.

Mr. Bao's heartfelt emotion directly inspired Li Li and made him suddenly enlightened.

"yes!"

The two people who were having an animated discussion were startled by Li Li's loud voice.

It's not just them.

Even the servant standing guard outside the door staggered in and asked the immortal if he had anything to say.

"It's okay, it's okay, please step back."

Li Li looked at Wu Ding with burning eyes.

Bao Zheng is right, who stipulates that the legendary world is the fairy world?

Has anyone who ascended to heaven come back and told us that the fairy world is not like that?

No!

Except for Wu Ding, who had lost his memory, no one else said anything.

Does the fairy world have to be a group of gods who don’t eat fireworks?

Even in folklore, isn't there a saying that good people go to heaven to enjoy happiness? There are also stories about famous generals becoming gods after their death.

If nothing else, Guan Erye.

If you say that there is no place for Guan Erye in the fairy world, the world's generals will be the first to disagree.

But Erye is not a cultivator.

So, the fairy world that Wu Ding "saw" is more reasonable.

Ordinary people do good deeds throughout their lives, and their souls have the opportunity to be extradited to the fairy world, where they can enjoy happiness in a perfect world without worries.

And cultivators or capable people like Erye who enjoy eternal incense may be "officials" in the fairy world.

That's right, officials need to be evaluated and have to go down to the world to experience tribulations!

Those "officials" have fairy magic and don't need to eat and drink, but ordinary people do.

Wait, not all ordinary people.

After Li Li figured it out in an instant, he also thought about it himself.

If he was lucky enough to ascend successfully, he would have to choose between delicious food and wine and swallowing dew in the morning and drinking wind in the evening...

He chose the former.

After Li Li roared, his expression was sometimes happy and sometimes tangled.

In the end, he was refreshed and saw the weird eyes of Bao Zheng and Wu Ding.

No, I'm not, I'm not sick, don't get me wrong.

Wu Ding rolled his eyes at Li Li.

Whatever, today's goal has been achieved anyway.

In his plan.

The first step, the dream of the fairyland has been completed.

The second step, pretend to be stimulated, the awakening of version 2.0, remembering many things.

The third step, grateful for the suffering of the people, willing to pay a heavy price to take out the items.

Only if the drama is enough, they will pay enough attention to this sudden "gift".

It is also easy to plug some bugs.

After all, "it's hard to come by".

In this case, if there are legends of immortals going through tribulations in the past, it is reasonable for them not to take it.

Wu Ding made several sets of contingency plans and adjusted them at any time according to the actual situation.

Now... Wu Ding, who has completed the first step, turned the topic back to Mr. Bao's calligraphy.

No matter how much Mr. Bao wrote, he was ready to pack it all.

And smuggle paperweights, brushes and so on.

It would be even better if there were jade pendants and folding fans.

But it's a pity. Although Mr. Bao's family is not so poor that they cannot afford jade pendants.

But this does not conform to Mr. Bao's practical philosophy.

Jade pendants are no longer an anti-exposure accessory. For a practical man like Mr. Bao, they are not necessary for etiquette occasions. He can't not bring them, so he doesn't bring them. It will get in the way when he goes to the fields.

Folding fans are even more unnecessary.

If you don't take the paperweight, you can't take Mr. Bao's official belt, official seal or more private personal belongings.

Wait, do you want to take a few official documents? This is very valuable for archaeological research.

The reason why the Yunmeng Shuihudi Qinjian is so famous is that Qin Lixi recorded all his work and took it to the tomb?

There are no traditional burial objects in Xi's tomb, only bamboo slips.

A workaholic in the Qin Dynasty made people in later generations truly appreciate what the laws of the Qin Dynasty are.

Mr. Bao, the iron-faced and impartial Mr. Bao who distinguishes loyalty and treachery, aren't his case documents worth collecting?

Ahem, yes, personal collection.

Wu Ding found many high-sounding reasons for himself to "follow" the official documents, but in fact, he was just chasing stars.

Wu Ding had a headache to make up for the gap of more than 400 years between the Lanting Preface and the Lanting Preface.

Bao Daren's official documents were taken back just after they were freshly produced, and there was a gap of more than 1,000 years.

It is impossible to treat them as cultural relics. I can only keep them for my own enjoyment.

But who doesn't want them?

If there are fewer official documents, it will cause trouble for Bao Daren, right?

Or let Bao Daren copy one... an expired official document will do.

Wu Ding was still thinking about this and that.

Li Li, who was just blocked by the eyes of Wu Ding and Bao Zheng, shouted again.

"Wait a minute."

Wu Ding, who was thinking about how to ask for the official documents: ? ? ? ?

Bao Zheng, who was concentrating on writing for the immortal: ? ? ?

Then the two of them were a little speechless at the same time: What's wrong with you!

Wu Ding and Li Li are friends of life and death.

Bao Zheng also looked helpless towards Li Li, and it can be seen that he was really abnormal today.

His expression was twisted and startled, and when they looked at him, he was distracted again.

After he came back from distraction, he continued to be startled.

"Brother Li, what's the matter?"

"Come with me."

Li Li thought for a long time and finally made up his mind to confess everything.

It was one thing for him to guess it.

It was another thing for Wu Ding to take the initiative to say it.

All the people who came to the mortal world to practice before, even those who had memories, kept their mouths shut about the fairy world.

It can be seen that there is a probability... that it cannot be said.

But seeing that Wu Ding knew nothing and was ready to talk to anyone he met.

Maybe he has said everything he should and shouldn't say in the future, so he should reveal some of it himself.

After all, from the logic of ordinary laws, being guessed by others and saying it yourself are different crimes.

I think it's the same in the fairy world.

Li Li pulled Wu Ding to another room. He was not as arrogant as Wu Ding, who used talismans for soundproofing.

He just used the most vulgar method - speaking in a low voice.

Wu Ding:…………

Wu Ding: !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!

Fuck you.

Talent! Buddy!!! !!!

You thought of everything I didn't even think of!!

The world view is complete!

It's normal for Wu Ding to show any expression after hearing such explosive news.

After Li Li finished speaking, he also felt refreshed and happy as never before.

"So... just live in Yuxia Temple, understand?"

After the matter was revealed, Li Li shamelessly begged to open the back door.

"If I came down to earth to experience, where did these things come from?"

"Maybe you came down more than once."

The first time, dig a hole, bury some soil, and plant one, two, three, four, five.

The second time I went down to earth, dug a hole, and the local tyrants and gods learned about it.

As a result, he accidentally lost his memory and ended up in his current situation.

Wu Ding greatly admired Li Li's patching ability.

So he accepted the identity vest without ceremony.

Skip plan 2 directly and start plan 3.

"I see..." Wu Ding's expression was painful, and he broke out in cold sweat.

"Is it okay! What did you remember again?"

Wu Ding, who was very dedicated, had a headache and his face turned pale. It took him a full stick of incense to recover.

"Well, thank you, I remembered something very important."

"Just think about it, don't say anything more."

Li Li just wanted a thigh and a back door, but he didn't want to cause trouble or harm to Wu Ding.

"Bao Zheng thought what you just said was a dream, and I will explain it to him based on this reason."

"Do you have a way to see the current emperor?"

"What?"

"When I met the current emperor, he said that I had a sacred object to offer."

"What?"

"Do you have anything else to say besides [what]?"

Practitioners try not to have anything to do with the royal family.

Even if it is a "national division", its main function is only to prevent the enemy from cheating and sneak attacks when the two countries are at war.

When Wu Ding asked to see the emperor.

Li Li's eyes almost dropped.

"What kind of magical thing? The elixir of immortality? You're so prodigal that you're short of money?"

The elixir of immortality is the ultimate dream of mortals.

But it is a classic deception in the spiritual world.

Who knows who is a liar, but there are endless such liars.

"Remember what I mentioned, in the dream... no, in the fairy world, the ground that is flat into the mirror?"

"Remember." He was envious for a moment. After all, even if he is a cultivator, he should take the same path when going out.

"I can come up with prescriptions. I can also lay them out in the mortal world."

Li Li felt that today's glare had almost reached the point where his eyes widened.

"Do you still remember what I said about the high-quality seeds that yield thousands of gold per acre?"

"Remember."

"I can take it out too."

"You brought these with you when you came to earth?"

"No, if I remember correctly, these are not allowed." Wu Ding suddenly turned cold and smiled mockingly. "I can take away any cultivation resources to make myself successful, but I can't take away things that make mortals live a better life. Haha...immortal."

The endless ridicule directly gave Wu Ding a character who was devoted to the common people of the world and resisted the indifference of heaven.

The sky is ruthless, this is a very mainstream saying in this spiritual world.

Otherwise, why would we never see gods dedicating their lives to save people from fire and water?

"Wu Ding, then you..."

"I have a way to get it directly, but it will cost some money."

"What price? If you can pay it, don't ask the emperor. We, Yuxiaguan, will take care of it."

The yield per mu is a thousand catties!

This meritorious deed... no, this must be done even if it is a serious sin!

Wu Ding's expression was momentarily troubled.

Li Li's interpretation is that the price is too high.

Wu Ding OS’s answer is: Actually, I haven’t fully thought about it yet.

Forget it, it’s all a lie anyway.

"My twenty years of longevity, my immortality, and the one hundred years of national destiny of the Song Dynasty."