My golden finger is delicious
Chapter 13: It's Not Easy for Female Ghosts and Female Demons (1/2)
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Lu Xiaofeng was stunned.
Wu Ding confirmed Ximen Chuixue's statement.
A person's fate will be composed of many factors.
But a person's destiny is determined at the moment of birth.
The popular abbreviation is... Bazi.
Most ordinary people in the world probably only care about the word "horoscope" when they get married.
The rest is in various supernatural novels.
The simplest and most direct description is that people with horoscopes can easily see ghosts.
Here are two extreme examples.
Lu Xiaofeng vaguely saw the cat ghost before Wu Ding used the talisman.
The existence of Ximen Chuixue can ward off ordinary evil spirits.
In Ximen Chuixue's own words, he couldn't feel anything.
But I had a similar experience.
He appeared in a somewhat supernatural place.
Everyone felt that the sticky and cold feeling before disappeared.
Lu Xiaofeng sluggishly opened her mouth and took a sip of wine, pretending that she hadn't said anything.
"In addition to the innate destiny, there are many external objects. Apart from some treasures given by heaven and earth, the most common ones are the magic tools made by Taoist and Buddhist practitioners. There are also some...such as the Buddhist beads in the hands of Divine Doctor Song. Although it is not a magic weapon, it is something that has been carried by the eminent monk and has been cared for and cared for by you for many years. It cannot deal with cat ghosts, but it can protect you from evil spirits. If the imp is difficult to deal with, there should be a warning when you encounter big trouble. "
Wu Ding looked at the faint and warm golden halo on the beads, making a pertinent evaluation like a treasure appraiser.
I feel that if I were placed in modern times, I would be the male protagonist in a treasure appraisal novel at this moment.
Immediately afterwards, an authoritative grandfather in the industry appeared.
This old man will definitely cherish talents. He has a junior who will become his younger brother, and he has a granddaughter who will become his girlfriend.
Under the leadership of this old man, he gradually became a master of identifying treasures and leaks from being "someone else's kid" in the industry.
He has already thought of the villain, and that is Mr. Zhu Da, who runs through all the treasure-appraisal articles.
Doctor Song immediately placed the beads close to his body with extra care.
He looked at Lu Xiaofeng warily.
Lu Xiaofeng:…………
I am that kind of person! !
"You're not." Lu Xiaofeng still has some character.
Lu Xiaofeng's accusing look was too obvious. Doctor Song's answer was also very sincere.
"But I am carrying a treasure, and there are only four people present. Who do you think I was subconsciously looking at?"
Ximen Chuixue? Wu Ding? Or the unconscious Sikong Zhaixing?
Obviously, Lu Xiaofeng stands out.
"Ahem, cough, cough, anyway, thanks to Brother Xie this time. I don't know what Brother Xie has planned next."
Lu Xiaofeng was worried about Xiao Jiujiu.
The follow-up to the whole matter will have to wait until Sikong Zhaixing wakes up.
Without knowing the mastermind behind the scenes, they would not gain anything even if they rushed to Lianyun Village now.
But he really wanted to invite Wu Ding to participate in the follow-up.
People in the Jianghu can encounter all kinds of dangers.
Lu Xiaofeng has a shrewd mind and excellent martial arts. More importantly, he has friends from all over the world. He can burn down the house of a top swordsman, drink with the richest man, be a brother-in-law with Ouchi's bodyguard, and go to the most chaotic black streets in the capital to be entertained by local gangsters.
This is still the case now. After several plot cases, he is someone who can even sit and chat in the palace.
He is not afraid of evil in the world, nor is he afraid of death.
But what he fears is powerlessness.
For example, this matter is no longer just a matter of lines separated by mountains.
"The matter is not over yet. I'm afraid I have to follow up. This is a very important practice for me."
Lu Xiaofeng laughed in her heart and felt more and more that Wu Ding, a friend of his, was too wise!
"Also, if possible... I would like to learn some martial arts moves."
Ximen Chuixue + Lu Xiaofeng + Divine Doctor Song all looked over.
The facial expressions of the three people are so unified.
The kind of question where I have a question, but I don’t know how to express it.
"You don't need to learn internal strength." Even if he could learn it without mentioning system conflicts, he probably wouldn't have time to practice it.
"I just want to practice a few moves. If we fight again in the future, the effect will be better."
Mainly to look cool.
But in the eyes of the three martial arts people, his excuse really couldn't be true anymore.
The three martial arts men thought of that dazzling sword at the same time.
Obviously the thousands of needles piercing the heart are so gorgeous.
Put it on the mahogany sword, it's so piercing that it's crooked, but it's inserted flat.
"I'll teach you swordsmanship." The Sword God was the first to agree. But in his heart, Wu Ding was classified as a non-swordsman.
"I'll teach you how to use one finger." It can be used offensively or defensively, and the talisman will be more accurate in the future.
Doctor Song, whose martial arts skills are only average:......
After thinking for a long time, Doctor Song patted his thigh: "I will teach you a set of health-preserving boxing techniques!"
Wu Ding's eyes lit up: "This is great!"
Since the psychological shadow, he has become a little obsessed with health preservation, except that he still can't let go of junk food.
he! Go to bed early!
The way Wu Ding's eyes were shining was so obvious.
As a result, the three people who taught the mission made up the image of Wu Ding slowly performing health-preserving fists in front of a group of demons and monsters.
Lu Xiaofeng and Ximen Chuixue looked at Divine Doctor Song.
The corners of Divine Doctor Song's mouth twitched.
He was just making up the numbers.
The great immortal's style is unique, it has nothing to do with him.
Fortunately, with Lu Xiaofeng here, this topical embarrassment can be easily overcome.
Lu Xiaofeng asked how to escape from danger, how to ask for help, and where to find a magical tool with spiritual power to protect himself in the future.
These questions are currently professional.
Maybe some of the special terms don't match the traditions of Lu Xiaofeng's world... but they don't know either!
Wu Ding said a few methods that ordinary people can match.
When facing ghosts and monsters, martial artists have a natural advantage.
"Your attacks are strong and you run fast. Although it's tempting for ghosts and monsters, it's a hard bone to chew. Lu Xiaofeng, you are so weak, didn't you rarely see ghosts before? Ordinary ghosts will naturally avoid strong ones."
Powerful ghosts? Where do so many ghosts come from.
Do the righteous in this world just eat dry food?
"Ah, that's a pity." Lu Xiaofeng started to be mean. "I really want to see the sexy ghosts and fox fairies."
Seeing Lu Xiaofeng's sincere expectation, Wu Ding's bad taste came out again.
The invisible devil's tail flicked.
Seeing his smile, the people in the Mountain and Sea Realm who were watching the fun, collectively prepared to eat melons quietly.
"I heard that you have many confidantes?"
"Yes."
"Have you ever had a love affair with a beautiful woman who appeared out of nowhere, not necessarily very beautiful but extremely attractive, and then disappeared? Or have you forgotten each other after a few times of love?"
Are there any?
Of course there are.
Lu Xiaofeng broke out in a cold sweat.
Ximen Chuxue and Divine Doctor Song were almost holding melon seeds.
"You mean them... This is not necessarily true... You just said..."
"This world is not easy for anyone, it's not to kill you, just to fill your stomach with some yang energy... What's more, you are quite happy."
When demons and ghosts choose to harm their targets, they "bully the weak and fear the strong".
But when they have no intention of harming people and want to get some side balls.
Naturally, they look for delicious food.
There are always ghosts and monsters with high skills and courage.
Lu Xiaofeng's mouth is like a fish that can't breathe on the shore.
Just like that, he wanted to refute but couldn't find a reason.
"A playboy like you who is romantic and sentimental, who is particularly soft-hearted towards women and gives them a chance even though he knows they have problems, has always been the favorite of ghosts and foxes. Don't worry, don't mind, they still have professional ethics. In order to avoid subsequent troubles, the face you meet will basically not be the most beautiful in the world, but it must be unforgettable."
"Choose?!" Lu Xiaofeng's tone changed.
"Yes, yes." Wu Ding looked at Lu Xiaofeng with a kind look of looking at "innocent children".
"Otherwise, where would there be so many young girls with unique styles and outstanding appearances who just died, and died without flaws and intact. Ghosts need disguises, and demons need them even more."
Of course, this is difficult.
For example, ghosts, newly born ghosts basically have no ability to cover up their dead appearance.
If you want to "reshape", it will take more time and practice.
Wu Ding gathered a little spiritual power on the tip of his nails.
With excellent body control, he drew a line drawing for Lu Xiaofeng.
That was a fox.
Hmm.
Tibetan fox face
He still used the freehand style that ancient people liked.
You can imagine what the Tibetan fox looked like.
Wu Ding even specially drew a coat of hair for the "Tibetan fox".
"How is it? Do you like it? It's a vixen."
Lu Xiaofeng felt his stomach churning.
"By the way, female ghosts and demons are okay. There are too many irresponsible men who put on their pants. It's not easy for men and males. Most women abide by etiquette. If they want to have a spring breeze and get some yang energy, not only do they have to change their faces, but sometimes they also have to change their gender."
He turned himself gay, which is also a dedication.
Lu Xiaofeng flew out the next second.
This time, not to mention Dr. Song, even Ximen Chuxue, who has been an iceberg for thousands of years, laughed.
After laughing, there was a trace of worry between his eyebrows.
"Don't worry, I've seen that there is no other smell on him. At least he is quite clean in the past year."
Even if there was something a year ago, seeing that he has been alive and kicking for a year, the two of them are relieved.
Lu Xiaofeng came back again, that was after Sikong Zhaixing woke up.
After Song Shenyi felt Sikong Zhaixing's pulse.
He said that he was fine, and then he left.
He didn't want to hear the subsequent conspiracy at all.
He is just a doctor.
As soon as Song Shenyi left, Wu Ding asked the impatient question.
"What is Song Shenyi's name?"
"Song Guangbai."
It's also the name of a Chinese medicine.
Also, in ancient times, doctors were either inherited from their families or adopted from childhood, so it was normal to give them a Chinese medicine name.
As long as Song Shenyi is not called Song Wencao, it's fine.
Wu Ding gave an X to the original plot of the TV series of Iron Shoe Thief in his heart.
After such a short time together, Wu Ding still likes this Song Shenyi. If the other party is the Iron Shoe Thief, it would be a pity.
"Monkey spirit, how are you?"
"Lu Xiaoji, are you deaf? Doctor Song said I'm fine." Although he was still barely breathing, he still had the strength to talk back, which was enough for Lu Xiaofeng to do somersaults to celebrate.
"Monkey spirit, how much did you know when you were unconscious?"
"It hurts, my heart hurts, my whole body hurts, and I have been having nightmares. There are all kinds of monsters in my dreams. Lu Xiaoji! I also dreamed that you all died! I killed you! Bah, bah, bah, this dream is really unlucky."
Sikong Zhaixing seemed to be unconscious these days, but in fact, the things that frightened him were repeatedly pulled out for him to experience personally.
After this battle, Sikong Zhaixing was at least much braver.
"Monkey spirit, listen, what's happening now is much more important than your nightmare."
Lu Xiaofeng introduced Wu Ding.
Then he explained the cause and effect of the matter.
When the zombie lady who was chasing him saved him, Sikong Zhaixing was a little dazed.
But then he found the answer from the clues!
"It's the treasure! What they want is the treasure key!"
"Are you sure?"
"Sure, it's not the first time they have troubled me. It was a very delicate copper flower hairpin, and I stole it because I thought it was unique."
If the employer spent money, Sikong Zhaixing would steal everything.
If Sikong Zhaixing stole for himself, he would only steal worthless things.
Just a copper flower hairpin.
Even if it was exquisitely made, it would not be worth much.
After they found out that the things were lost, if they sent someone to perform a drama.
Showing an attitude that although it is not valuable, it is of great significance.
Sikong Zhaixing will return it after playing enough.
But they don't.
They look for it in a big way. Then after locking Sikong Zhaixing, they don't follow the rules of the martial arts world.
If they ask nicely or ask Lu Xiaofeng to speak for them, it won't be so troublesome.
But they are arrogant and directly start to coerce and lure.
And they start to rob.
If he just gives away the things he got, he will not be Sikong Zhaixing.
The days of chaos and chaos began, and Sikong Zhaixing dealt with it with ease.
When the patience of both parties was about to run out, the other party suddenly stopped moving.
I thought they gave up.
I never expected...
"What kind of treasure is this? Do you have any clues?" The hairpin must not be carried with him. Sikong Zhaixing has been treating his illness for so many days, how could he have something they haven't seen on him.
"Yes, this is the treasure of the Jinpeng Dynasty!"
Wu Ding: Huh? ? ?
"The Jinpeng Dynasty was a small country that has been extinct, but it was once quite rich."
Wu Ding: I know this, but what about Shangguan Feiyan?
"Although the dynasty was destroyed, there are descendants who escaped. A lean camel is bigger than a horse."
Wu Ding: I understand the logic, but what about Shangguan Feiyan!
"My key is the key to unlock the treasure of the Jinpeng Dynasty."
Wu Ding: This is impossible! Where is Shangguan Feiyan!!
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