My golden finger is delicious

18

Wu Ding sighed inwardly.

Gu Long has created many excellent female characters.

But in the story of Legend of Lu Xiaofeng, all the female characters seem to have forgotten to add IQ.

Boss lady.

You want your husband to be jealous of you, so you choose a friend that your husband trusts the most to "seduce" you, and you really didn't do anything out of line.

Lu Xiaofeng drank so much of your good wine for nothing.

Marriage crisis, the seven-year itch is not so easy to get through.

After Zhu Ting helped Lu Xiaofeng and the others to overcome the crisis brought by Huo Xiu.

Then she said coquettishly: I now find that you are a very remarkable man, I want to keep a close eye on you.

Sister, are you blind to the mechanisms and inventions that your husband usually makes?

In terms of writing, this should be the result of Gu Long's straight male thinking-it is impossible to apologize to his wife, and it is impossible to say that he is jealous, because she will find out that I am good.

In terms of reality and objectivity... the truth should be that this boss lady found that no matter how much she struggled, her husband was a piece of wood.

Give yourself a step down first.

If it were normal times, Lu Xiaofeng would lie down and drink.

But now that Wu Ding was by his side, Lu Xiaofeng couldn't leave his unfamiliar friend to drink.

The proprietress was a little disappointed, but she didn't rush to make her husband jealous. Since this person was Lu Xiaofeng's friend, it would be fine to treat him as an ordinary friend.

There was no more deliberately created ambiguous atmosphere.

The whole atmosphere was much more comfortable.

In addition to the good wine, the waiter of the inn immediately served good meat and dishes.

"Thank you, try it. This is the feast made by the imperial chef of Peach Blossom Island that I told you about on the way!"

Lu Xiaofeng immediately began to eat and drink without any image.

Shangfu meat is a delicacy in the world.

The imperial chef's feast is also not to be missed!

Seeing people with a good appetite eating and drinking, you can't help but eat it yourself.

Wu Ding was not polite either.

He picked up a piece of braised pork with chopsticks and put it in his mouth.

He was immediately attracted by the wonderful taste.

"It's delicious." Not only is it better than the chefs in Shanhai Garden, it's also better than the banquets in modern hotels.

Braised pork is a home-cooked dish and a staple dish.

It's quite simple to make.

It's not easy to make it well.

Even in big hotels, their braised pork is often made red and shiny, and crispy and soft.

It looks perfect, but when you eat it, you will find that it is often overturned.

Too sweet, too salty, too greasy, all kinds of situations.

However, at a banquet, a plate of braised pork is eaten by a table of people, and if you only eat one or two pieces, the overturning feeling is not obvious.

The strong seasoning and soft taste will make you ignore the fact that it is overturned.

If you eat more, the greasy, salty and sweet feeling will be prominent.

But the plate of meat in front of him is different.

Wu Ding has already stuffed the fourth piece of meat into his mouth and can't stop at all.

The legendary rotten in the mouth, yes.

The legendary fragrant smell, yes.

The legendary sweet and salty taste is just right.

An ordinary piece of braised pork has been made into a divine version!

Lu Xiaofeng was still bragging to the proprietress about how delicious chicken he had eaten before, but the proprietress smiled and expressed her disbelief.

"The chef here, apart from the origins of Peach Blossom Island, is a real imperial chef. He has been making these dishes for the royal family for decades. If it weren't for my face today, you wouldn't be able to eat them."

"Indeed." Wu Ding sincerely praised how authentic the braised pork was.

And he started to think about it.

So far, it was Wu Ding who took things from the Mountain and Sea Realm, and he had nothing to give back.

It's not that he hasn't sent the dishes made by the chefs in the villa.

But at present, only Taotie has eaten it for fun, and the other beasts are not interested.

Before, his thinking was completely led astray by Taotie's "potato chips" and "potato chips" all day long.

He only thought about letting them taste the real modern excitement after returning to the modern world.

Try fried chicken beer, ice cream cake, Lao Gan Ma thirteen spices, milk tea and cola.

But he forgot that there was another option in front of him.

Ordinary chefs are not delicious.

Then what about the food made by the imperial chef?

If the food made by the imperial chef is not enough to cross this class.

Then let the imperial chef cook the meat in the Shanhai Realm?

The Shangfu dried meat he brought out was made by the cook of Shanhai Garden.

An ordinary cook, the kind that makes home-cooked dishes.

It’s not that Wu Ding doesn’t care about food and drink, but it’s not easy to hire a chef with a real standard.

Wu Ding was in a hurry to move in that day.

It’s good to be able to recruit a cook of this level.

"Brother Xie, what are you thinking about. I’ve been calling you for a long time."

"Nothing, I’m just not used to this pseudonym."

"Puff." The proprietress laughed and gave Wu Ding a positive face for the first time, "You are worthy of being Lu Xiaofeng’s friend, so interesting."

The very interesting kid immediately took advantage of the opportunity and wanted to poach people.

"This is not my inn, and he is not my man." The landlady refused very tactfully and skillfully.

This is probably not the first person to come to ask for a job.

"As long as Madam Zhu introduces me, I don't have enough bargaining chips to impress the imperial chef. As for the reward for the introduction..."

Wu Ding was stuck, and the other party seemed to have everything.

It seems that I can't speak freely, I can do anything.

Just when Wu Ding was thinking about whether there were any good beauty products in the world of mountains and seas that he could give away to others...

Lu Xiaofeng interrupted nervously.

Mrs. Zhu's words made the landlady feel a little confused.

I haven't heard such a formal title for a long time.

Everyone in the world calls him boss, so naturally she is also the boss’s wife.

This sentence from Mrs. Zhu actually gave her a taste of the feeling of a newlywed.

At that time, he was not famous in the world. At that time, they fell in love at first sight. At that time, he used his own hands to build all the furniture in the house and gave her a warm, beautiful and novel wedding room.

Lu Xiaofeng immediately stopped his chopsticks and used the most sincere tone in his life to give hints.

"The boss lady and Zhu Ting just have a small conflict, a small conflict."

Wu Ding, you must not use any weird methods!

There's no need to use charms like charms to summon souls!

The landlady smiled charmingly and simply thought that Lu Xiaofeng was hinting to Wu Ding not to poach.

Wu Ding understood what Lu Xiaofeng meant.

A flash of inspiration.

He wanted to hire an old royal chef.

Hmm...it's also a favor to help resolve conflicts between husband and wife.

All he needs is an introduction from the landlady.

What? Is he single? Don’t understand the conflict between husband and wife?

Does this still require personal experience?

After three days of browsing Douyin, who is not an emotional expert?

What's more, the couple had no conflicts to begin with.

Wu Ding expressed on the spot that he had a way to untie his knot.

"Tell me about it. If it really makes sense, I can't help you."

The landlady is interested.

The corners of her soft eyes were filled with a reddish peach blossom halo.

If you drink a drink while being looked at with such eyes, you will really get drunk even if you are not drunk.

Then Wu Ding was immune to this wave of charm.

There is no way, we have seen too many beauties of all kinds in modern times.

In ancient times, it took a lot of money and time to acquire fair and flawless skin, but modern girls can have it with just a beautiful face.

What's more, Wu Ding has also seen the statue of an ugly woman.

That's what can be called the true overwhelming power of a country, and the impact is like a nuclear bomb.

The beautiful woman in front of me still belongs to her, so there will be no trouble.

Lu Xiaofeng watched in amazement. In a blink of an eye, the conversation here had been promoted to the level of best friends.

Wu Ding starts with a series of psychological test questions to increase trust.

It is very common that when you walk into a forest, the first thing you see is a rabbit, fox, wolf, or tiger.

Tested several questions.

The proprietress was already covering her mouth with the cherry and exclaimed: "It's so accurate!"

Lu Xiaofeng: It seems... somewhat accurate.

Wu Ding struck while the iron was hot and followed the test results to straighten out the marital status of the landlady.

It's not that she doesn't love Zhu Ting, nor does she think her man is useless like Lu Xiaofeng thought.

Just...just...

"I feel that he doesn't care about you enough. I feel that life is boring day after day. I feel that in his heart, a friend is more important than you. I feel that I don't know what he is thinking. When you are sad, he doesn't know. Come to coax you. When you are happy, he can’t feel your sharing.”

The landlady kept nodding, yes, that’s it!

Lu Xiaofeng: What! that's all? !

"so……"

"So there is no emotional problem between you, it's just a misunderstanding. Considering that you two have a common friend who is a negative example, it's not surprising why you made a mistake."

Wu Ding sighed.

The landlady looked at Lu Xiaofeng.

Lu Xiaofeng: Me? Negative teaching material?

"What you see is that Lu Xiaofeng can create surprises and fun anytime, anywhere, and is considerate and understanding. What Zhu Ting sees is that Lu Xiaofeng is not always by his partner's side, and has full freedom to let every woman who meets him All very happy.”

"But one thing you have all overlooked is that this is a sea king. His pond is full of fish. His experience is based on the tears of many women who think they can make the woman in the palm of the prodigal's hand sad. A normal couple Using him as a reference can only be counterproductive.”

Just as Lu Xiaofeng was about to retort, he was kicked under the table.

Touched his beard.

Well, for the sake of my friend, he will take the blame.

The boss lady has been fooled into seriously believing that the "cold war" between herself and Zhu Ting was because they found the wrong reference.

"Then what should I do?"

Go apologize!

After discovering the "problem", the hot-tempered proprietress immediately decided to take action.

"We need to talk it over with Zhu Ting. Boss lady, just eat and drink well and go home in the evening. You don't need to worry about anything else. If you have any unpleasant thoughts in the future, don't do it again. Just like Lu Xiaofeng, just tell me what you want and what you want to do. Your husband will surprise you."

If he couldn't give it, he wouldn't be the master Zhu Ting.

My husband is the world’s best craftsman. When making a pirated jade plaque, he would not forget to carve his wife’s face on it.

The boss lady will never be short of surprises and romance.

The landlady happily poured wine for Wu Ding.

She was already looking forward to tonight's harmonious reunion.

He promised Wu Ding that she would help with the matter at the old imperial chef's place. But success is not guaranteed.

"It doesn't matter. Not only is money not an issue here, but I also have top-notch ingredients, which will impress him."

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes lit up!

That divine chicken!!

If that chicken is prepared by the imperial chef, it must be so delicious! It must be so delicious!

"Yes, yes, yes, you must persuade more. I know that although this inn is not yours, it is also half yours. It is a waste for people to stay here."

"Lu Xiaofeng! We have known each other for more than ten years!"

What do you mean by a waste! Explain it to me clearly!

Seeing the landlady get angry, Lu Xiaofeng immediately took Wu Ding with him and went out of the window to find Zhu Ting.

Not to mention, after being flown by two horses three times, I am already used to being carried to jump off the building.

After flying for a while with Qinggong, it was Zhu Ting's temporary place to stay.

But the house of the wonderful Zhu Ting reveals a very high livability everywhere.

Zhu Ting looked at Lu Xiaofeng and expressed surprise.

You should be drinking with my wife now.

Wu Ding asked a question without saying anything.

Do you want to make the landlady happy?

Yes, I do.

Compared to the boss lady who tried to make Zhu Ting jealous, Zhu Ting was the straight man who could only sit there stupidly when his wife was angry.

Wu Ding repeated the "Lu Xiaofeng" theory he had told the boss lady.

Zhu Ting was obviously not as easy to fool as the boss lady.

He knew whether he had referred to Lu Xiaofeng or not.

But he continued to listen.

For Lu Xiaofeng's sake.

"Do you know the Three Obediences and Four Virtues?"

"Yes."

"Very good, remember it. Follow the lady when she goes out, obey the lady's orders, and follow the lady blindly when she makes mistakes. Wait for the lady to put on makeup, spend money, endure the lady's anger, and remember the lady's birthday."

Zhu Ting: !!! !!!

Lu Xiaofeng: !!! !!!

Wu Ding sighed, this Three Obediences and Four Virtues joke has been around for many years.

When he first heard it, he was still in elementary school. When he grew up and searched Baidu, he found out that this famous quote was actually written by Hu Shi.

I didn't expect that after traveling through time, I didn't memorize a single ancient poem. But there are still some scenes of pretending with "famous quotes".

"Remember the Three Obediences and Four Virtues, and the rest is the sense of ritual. Birthdays, Qixi Festival, Lantern Festival, Chinese New Year, and wedding anniversaries. Give some gifts, do something special, and make this day different. This is called a sense of ritual."

When it comes to giving gifts, Zhu Ting, a master of skills, is the best in the world.

Even Wu Ding is just a theoretical madman.

He once had a pure campus love. When he couldn't tell the color of lipstick, foundation, and dryness and oiliness of skin care products, he could only give flowers and chocolates as a guarantee.

He got an embarrassed but polite smile from his girlfriend, a little disappointed but relieved.

The theoretical master looked at the two ancients who suddenly realized.

He threw out a few earthy love words that became popular for a while.

Without the profound and implicit ancient poems, it is straightforward, hot and playful, which is quite suitable for people in the world who don't have much culture.

Wu Ding said dozens of sentences at once.

Even the playboy Lu Xiaofeng wanted to write it down.

And Zhu Ting... he has already started to write it down.

"If you can't say it out loud, you can write it down. Don't you know how to do handicrafts? You can make a secret room escape puzzle game to make the boss lady happy."

"Secret room escape?"

"Imagine that the boss lady comes home and finds you are not there. As soon as you enter the door, the doors and windows are automatically locked. There is only a note on the table with a question on it, asking on which day you got married. You can only get out if you answer it correctly."

This note can contain sweet little things that only you and your wife know.

It can be earthy love words.

Anyway, clues and flirting must be carried out at the same time.

"The final prize is naturally a carefully prepared gift, and you who prepare the gift."

"You can also take her to a very memorable place you have been to before, and reminisce about the past among the green waters and green mountains, while [accidentally] encountering the surprise you prepared."

Lu Xiaofeng is extremely curious: "Where do you practice?"

Aren't you a heavenly master? Aren't you a ghost catcher? Aren't you a demon hunter?

Did your master teach you this?

Did the fox spirit teach you this?

"Thank you!" Zhu Ting looked at Wu Ding with a look of gratitude.

When he wanted to express his gratitude, his genius brain got stuck.

He was full of ideas to make his wife happy, and he couldn't think of anything to thank his benefactor.

"You're welcome, the boss lady has agreed to introduce me to the imperial chef!"

Zhu Ting: Imperial chef? ? ? What imperial chef?

A group led by Taotie: Yes, yes, yes, you must work hard, this is the most important thing.

Bai Ze: Are you still going to save this world?