My golden finger is delicious

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In fact, if you think about it, anyone can forgive the great sage for being passive and slow in his work these days.

After all, coming out from the foot of Five Elements Mountain is the road to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Before this, after five hundred years of oppression, there was no one to talk to, let alone entertain.

After so many years, I have been holding it back.

But, but the Great Sage... you really should be like in the fan fiction.

Learn how to read minds or something!

In this way, you can strongly feel the ten thousand NONONONO shouts in Wu Ding's heart to stay.

But the great sage could not hear it.

He left the Wuding to Guanyin gracefully.

Anyway, it's all a system, Wu Ding can handle it.

Wu Ding, on the other hand, was already calling Grandma Zhu to be ready to leave at any time.

Master Guanyin descended from the sky with a kind and compassionate face, and his eyes were filled with compassion for all living beings in the world.

At this moment, the master... I'm afraid he has to add an extra layer of doubt to this compassion.

Where is the monkey!

Did the passers-by solve the problem of Tang Seng and his disciples?

The master counted with his fingers.

No, it was solved by monkeys.

Where is the monkey? !

What about the big Monkey King?

Who is this ordinary person with an embarrassed face in front of me?

When you are indecisive, just make a calculation with your fingers.

I thought I could figure out the cause and effect of Guanyin.

It directly calculated a mass of fog.

This time, the way Guanyin looked at Wu Ding was completely wrong.

What is the true result of Buddhism?

Pick out the three realms and not among the five elements.

The person in front of me, who is incapable of calculating the three realms and five elements...has achieved Zhengguo?

No, that's not right.

This person has not achieved enlightenment, but is not a person in this world at all.

Wu Ding looked at the compassionate and calculating fingers of the Bodhisattva.

Look again at the Bodhisattva's increasingly serious expression.

Really understand.

Wu Ding even felt that the Bodhisattva was truly merciful and merciful by not taking action so far.

Going to the West to obtain scriptures is the most important thing in Buddhism today.

In such a big matter, something went wrong on my part.

Even God cannot calm down.

The golden retriever at his feet shook his head and woke up.

Breaking the awkward atmosphere.

Being able to wake up so quickly shows that even though the great sage was in a hurry to go back to playing cards, he acted a little harder.

That's also merciful.

Guanyin said: "Evil beast."

No need to talk about the follow-up.

Jin Maohuan understood instantly and immediately ran to lie down beside the master obediently.

Oh, by the way, he didn't forget to yell at the master a few words.

It should be about explaining the pre-plot.

Wu Ding did not let Luduan translate.

You can tell by looking at its little expression that the Golden Retriever is definitely complaining.

Complain about that monkey's lack of martial ethics.

He actually used his big moves when he came up, and his Purple Golden Bell didn't even have a chance to appear.

That's too much!

Guanyin glanced at the golden retriever coldly, successfully frightening the little brat into silence.

In fact, it was not part of the original plan for the Xitian disaster for the golden-haired animal to descend to earth and become a demon.

He came down to earth just to flatter King Peacock Ming.

It's strange that Guanyin can give him a good look.

Is the monkey too cruel?

This is not dead.

If the monkey is in the relationship with the demon, then there will be no problem in dealing with the calamity.

The only problem was the person in front of me.

Where do people who are not in this world but have destiny and merit come from?

Friend or enemy?

Yes, Guanyin only judges friend and foe, not good and evil.

Look at this golden light of merit and virtue. If it could be evil, it would be that the sky has no eyes.

Wu Ding took advantage of the awkward and stagnant atmosphere to be broken.

Complete the language organization immediately.

For example, I am an ordinary practitioner.

I had heard about the legend of the Monkey King, and also heard about the pilgrimage to the West, and I admired him deeply, so I boldly wanted to go on a journey with the pilgrimage team.

The above is all true.

Guanyin followed Wu Ding's words and misunderstood that he was a disciple of Tianting.

Five hundred years ago, there was a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace.

For heaven, it is definitely a scandal within a scandal.

But there are so many people who truly admire Sun Wukong.

Hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and immortals in the stars, countless people do not say it on the surface, but in their hearts they regard the Great Sage as their idol.

When the Tathagata appears, he will be punished for five hundred years and suffer the hardships of seeking Buddhist scriptures in the West.

In exchange, Sun Wukong can expect good results in the future.

Due to various considerations, the Heavenly Court did not revoke the canonization of the Monkey King.

This also gave everyone in heaven an opportunity to worship idols.

One mouthful of a great sage screamed affectionately.

Come to think of it, even if Wukong becomes a Buddha later, everyone in heaven will never change his mind.

There are many immortals in heaven who have orthodoxy in the mortal world.

Wu Ding's reason is definitely justified, and it is indeed true.

It all depends on how the Bodhisattva reacts.

How else could a Bodhisattva react?

Just drag it.

Wu Ding’s situation is too special.

I can’t calculate my calendar, but it seems to be related to heaven, and I have meritorious deeds...

The appearance of such people on the path to seek scriptures is a blessing or a curse, an advantage or a disadvantage...

It is a pity that Guanshiyin Bodhisattva has assumed the role of CEO of Journey to the West.

But she is only a Bodhisattva, she has not yet become a Buddha.

How should Wu Ding, a person with a special status, be dealt with, and what variables will be involved behind the scenes.

She couldn't solve it on the spot, she had to go to Lingshan.

Although at first glance, it would be best to reject it outright and leave everything as is.

After all, traveling westward to obtain scriptures is a project recognized by both Buddhism and Taoism, Lingshan and Heaven.

There is no need to fear offending Heaven by rejecting Wu Ding.

But Wu Ding has such great merits.

This makes the Buddhist sect, which pays attention to cause and effect, have to take it seriously.

Wu Ding looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, who smiled with compassion and deep meaning.

She nodded slightly to Wu Ding, then casually comforted Jin Shenggong Niangniang who was confused about the situation, and flew away.

Wu Ding watched the Bodhisattva fly away without saying anything.

He knew that he could still stay with his idol for a while.

The happy expression froze at the corners of his mouth before it flew up to his eyebrows.

He looked at Jin Shenggong Niangniang next to him with a headache, who was at a loss and anxious, but still maintained the demeanor of a queen.

He was not worried about what to do with this person.

But the Great Sage said that he would take him back in three days.

How to delay something that can be solved in three minutes to three days?

The only convenient problem is.

Because Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared.

The entrustment of the Bodhisattva is obviously more credible than a monkey that is so fast that you can hardly see its true appearance.

Wu Ding's identity as a warrior who saves the suffering has been officially recognized with great credibility.

No matter what Wu Ding said, Jin Sheng Gong Niangniang believed it.

He said that Niangniang's disaster had been resolved, and Niangniang had to sleep for another three days if she wanted to reunite with her husband.

After waiting for three years, is three days still a problem?

The very patient queen agreed without saying a word.

After knocking Niangniang unconscious, the follow-up was simple.

Wu Ding casually drew a formation to keep Jin Sheng Gong Niangniang alive so that she would not be hungry.

Turn on the projector, eat snacks, and watch TV series.

Jiuwei: "You just had the nerve to complain about that monkey."

What's the difference between what you did and what he did.

"The difference is that the Great Sage is taking a break from his busy schedule, and I am really free."

The difference is that the more free he is, the more free the Great Sage can be.

After three days of plot, everything is back on track.

When Jin Sheng Gong Niangniang opened her eyes, she found herself in the Imperial Garden, and her husband who she had been thinking about for three years was not far away.

The two embraced each other happily...

The colorful clothes pierced their hearts.

□□ Zhenren appeared slowly and took the last step for this matter.

The king recovered from his serious illness, and the queen was safe and sound.

Tang Seng read the scriptures for six days.

The Great Sage played cards for six days.

Everyone was overjoyed. This disaster of Zhuzi Kingdom was really perfect.

What made Wu Ding relieved was that he played cards for six days in a row.

The tension seemed to have passed.

No one dragged on and continued on the road.

Although there were some staying up late to play games on the road, it was not like this every day.

As they walked, they came across a place with particularly beautiful mountains and rivers...

Well, there were either people or monsters.

According to the law of Journey to the West, there should be more monsters.

When Tang Seng asked to take the initiative to beg for alms.

That was basically definitely a monster.

The Great Sage took a glance and saw a piece of monkey hair secretly stuck to Tang Seng's back, so he let go and let Tang Seng go.

Looking at Tang Seng's confident look, he looked familiar.

Could it be the episode of Pansi Cave?

The episode of Pansi Cave in the 1986 version was really impressive.

Not only because of the enchanting figure of the spider spirit and the shock of seven beauties in one breath.

But according to the plot of 1986, this is simply the most pure and unpretentious monster on the journey to the West.

When Tang Seng went to beg for alms, the seven beauties happily served their specialties.

A table of insect feasts that scared Tang Seng.

Is there a problem that the spider spirit likes to eat insect feasts? No!

They really entertained him with their heart.

Tang Seng didn't eat, and the beauties got angry and tied him up. If you don't eat, then we will eat you.

The operation is even more unpretentious.

Other monsters must clean Tang Seng and wait for Sun Wukong to save him.

Only they are normal. Before eating... take a bath.

They also give Sun Wukong time to react. Look at how normal they are.

The following plot is even more normal.

That lecherous pig turns into a fish to tease the female demon!

The furious spider demons return home and see that their homes have been burned down by Sun Wukong.

They are so angry.

They even go to the centipede demon.

The content of the complaint is: that monk teased us, that monk burned our home.

Tang Monk's flesh is not the point.

If those female demons did not complain to their senior brothers.

Instead, they complained directly to Tang Monk.

It is estimated that they can directly watch Zhu Bajie being beaten up by Sun Wukong and Guanyin in turn, and the Buddhist sect loses face.

Even the centipede demon itself is a unique monster.

Likes quietness, does not like killing, and is keen on practicing Taoism.

Huanghua Temple is like Langhuan Fairy Garden, without any demonic aura.

When he met Tang Seng, he was treated with great courtesy at first, until he was complained by his junior sisters.

His setting is also very awesome, he can poison and fight.

Once he takes off his clothes, Sun Wukong will be illuminated by the Hundred Eyes Demon Light and cannot move forward or backward.

And because of the backlash of power, he became irritable, weak, and painful all over.

He is one of the few creatures in the journey to the West that cannot be suppressed by force and must be suppressed by natural enemies.

The natural enemy of the centipede is naturally the chicken, so in the end it was the mother of the Pleiades star official, Vimala Bodhisattva, who solved the centipede monster.

By the way, he took the person back to his own cave to guard the door.

As for why it was not the Maori Star Lord... maybe the Maori Star Lord was not strong enough.

Maybe it's because Wu Dada didn't give the ordinary background version a chance to appear twice.

By the way, this Pilanpo is no ordinary Bodhisattva.

Wu Ding immediately became excited and wanted to share with the Great Sage the shocking gossip from three hundred years ago that was discovered by the majority of netizens.

I saw the great sage's eyes suddenly widen, looking sharply ahead.

As soon as the Great Sage moved, all the disciples were on guard.

It's just that the level of alertness is different.

Sha Seng took out all his weapons, and Zhu Bajie reluctantly raised his head.

The expression is helplessness + regret.

Then it started to scroll endlessly.

"I just said there are monsters, and let the master act alone. If I had known, let Brother Monkey go to beg for alms, those monsters and so on might have been dealt with easily."

"Even if you don't clean up, you can still take a detour if you find a monster."

"Even if we don't take a detour, at least we don't have to save Master again, right?"

"Isn't the monster powerful this time? It's not moving fast, it's not really about dividing the luggage."

If possible, Zhu Bajie could handle all the barrages by himself.

Otherwise, this pig is delicious and lazy, but it is still an indispensable presence on the westward journey.

The Great Sage stretched out his hand and twisted Zhu Bajie's ears 360 degrees, directly ending Zhu Bajie's mouth.

Amidst Zhu Bajie's howling, he calmly and skillfully ordered Sha Seng to look at the white dragon horse and luggage while he went to save people.

As for Zhu Bajie?

Of course he stayed where he was.

The Great Sage was obviously not used to arranging Wuding in such emergencies.

He turned around and flew away.

Wu Ding doesn’t need a great sage to lead the way.

Tang Monk went to Huazhai after seeing the small courtyard. The road was a bit difficult to walk, and the straight-line distance was not far.

【here! 】

The great sage made a gesture and asked Wu Ding to take a peek at the window.

It can be seen from the smiling eyes of the great sage.

He was in a pretty good mood.

Tang Monk inside the house is being besieged by seven beauties.

The purpose of beauties is very simple, you eat the food.

"Several female donors, what the poor monk said is that you can't break the precepts. It's not that you look down on this kind of food." Tang Monk helplessly looked at the crowd of insects in front of him.

It's not the bugs' problem, it's the bugs' carnivorous nature.

Tang Seng doesn't mind if there are vegetarian insects.

The seven spider spirits were furious on the spot. Demonstration of goblin attire.

Exposed, sexy, charming, scary.

Tang Seng, who thought he would be scared and retreat, didn't change his eyes at all.

It was as if the woman in front of him was not in disguise.

"Banshee benefactor, the poor monk said the same thing, it is impossible to break the precepts. The poor monk does not eat meat."

Tang Seng's whole body was written with a well-informed calmness.

There were too many monsters trying to eat him along the way.

There are too many monsters/people who want to sleep with his monster along the way.

There are seven here... They should either sleep or eat.

very good.

As long as he didn't swallow him whole, he would have time to wait for Wukong to come.

But can’t we really have a good discussion?

He just doesn't eat meat.

I didn’t say your food was bad.

The answer is no.

After the red spider spirit said the words Tang Monk Meat.

Tang Seng knew that what he was about to face was not just the problem of inconsistent food concepts.

He immediately turned around and ran away.

The silk of the spider spirit spurted out immediately.

The seven people stood in different directions and it didn't take long to tie up Tang Monk.

The sisters looked at their finished product and turned around to leave with satisfaction.

Go take a shower together hand in hand.

After the Great Sage saw Tang Monk being tied up.

His expression instantly turned cold.

Wu Ding was already prepared for the Great Sage to hit him with a stick and kill seven spiders.

As a result, he hesitated for a few seconds whether to kill the spider first or to untie the master first.

There are new changes in the plot.

The spider spirits walked out of the door.

On the back foot, Tang Monk took out the Huozhezi from his arms (no wonder he was tied in such an awkward posture just now.)

After blowing the fire, Tang Monk looked around.

I found a suitable spot and threw the fire stick out.

Although the spider spirit's spider silk is tougher than that of ordinary spiders, it is still incomparable to Spider-Man's.

It is still a flammable item.

A small piece of fire, and it didn't take long to burn a corner of the binding.

Tang Seng struggled slightly and successfully escaped.

and managed to escape from the house before the fire engulfed them.

The great sage and the holy monk successfully met at the door.

Joyfully confirming each other’s safety.

Compare the monsters that caught Tang Monk along the way.

The two of them unanimously commented in their hearts: This is the worst kind of monster.