My golden finger is delicious
Chapter 38 Mission Completed (1/2)
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Lu Xiaofeng... No, Lu Xiaoji is already a dead chicken.
The strange thing that he was observing with great interest a second ago.
Now in his eyes, it is more terrible than poison.
That's it, the chicken who is seeking death still does not forget to struggle to death.
"Is there no other way?"
"The remaining methods are not usable by humans."
"Why didn't Emperor Jun take care of it back then!!"
If the Emperor of Heaven had taken action, there would not have been this weird approach.
He would not have to be in a dilemma now.
"I know this question."
Emperor Jun, the Emperor of Heaven, can be said to be quite willful and ruthless.
He is not responsible for the future of all children.
Whether they can become gods depends on their own efforts.
His preference for future generations depends only on the quality of the fiefdom.
For example, Emperor Jun has a son named Wu Yin. He made a mistake and was "demoted" to a certain place by Emperor Jun.
This place is called Zai Minguo.
People here don't engage in weaving, so they naturally have clothes to wear; they don't engage in farming, so they naturally have food to eat. There are birds that can sing and dance here, the phoenixes sing freely, the phoenixes fly freely, there are hundreds of exotic animals here, living together in groups, and it is also a place where crops gather.
Look, is this a derogatory term? This is too biased.
Compared with Wu Yin, other sons of Emperor Jun, such as Ji Li, Emperor Hong, Hei Chi, and Zhong Rong, are simply raised by stepfathers.
Just a piece of ordinary land was sent away.
The Shanhai Jing only records whether the locals eat grains or meat.
As a grandson, Si You is already treated well to have a country named after him. Do you expect the great Emperor of Heaven to solve this problem for you?
Dreaming.
Wu Ding drove people away with a hands-off look.
He still has to practice hard.
"Go and have fun. It was your suggestion. Come on."
You made your own death, so you have to fill it yourself. Don't let it down.
By the way, is there any more plot for Ghost Manor?
If there is, Ximen Chuxue would not have to chase him for thousands of miles.
Lu Xiaofeng was so depressed that he couldn't help but go to find the only person in the world who could support and understand him.
After listening to Hua Manlou:…………
"Qi Tong, you should say something. It's a pity to miss this opportunity. Not only Wu Ding may return to the [Master's Sect], but the egg may become completely inactive after a long time away from its original place."
"But if I persuade him now..." He didn't have the courage.
Hua Manlou: You don't have it, but I do?
"If they have feelings for each other..."
"I personally think there is still hope." If they don't have it now, they may have it in the future.
Putting aside gender, the most basic requirement for a pair of lovers.
Isn't it just having common topics and similar interests?
There is no one in the world who is more compatible than the two of them.
On this issue, he stands on the emperor's side.
"Just because there is hope in the future doesn't mean there is hope now. If you ask directly, I don't think Lingxi can hold two sharp swords in one finger."
"Where is Gong Jiu?"
"It's good that he doesn't make trouble."
"Lu Xiaofeng."
"Hmm?"
"My mother's birthday is next month, I have to go home."
"Uh..."
"Don't call me for the trip to Wanmei Villa."
"Wait, wait! Qi Tong~~~~"
The Hua family Qi Tong is not so heartless.
It's true that he couldn't accompany him to his death when he went home to celebrate his birthday.
He also gave Lu Xiaofeng some advice.
Keyword for escape: Ben Xiao
Lu Xiaofeng fed Ben Xiao for three days, plus washing, massage, and a full set of health care.
Only then did he coax Ben Xiao to save his life at the critical moment.
He had the confidence to escape.
Lu Xiaofeng stayed in Wanmei Villa.
He said he was asking for wine.
In fact, he implemented one plan after another.
PlanA
Lu Xiaofeng: "I have a friend who likes the same sex. What do you think, Ximen..."
Ximen Chuxue: "You and Hua Manlou?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "No, no, no, no, no."
Ximen Chuxue: "You and Sikong Zhaixing?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "No!!!!"
Ximen Chuxue: "Honest monk?"
Lu Xiaofeng: "Do you think I didn't say..."
PlanB
Lu Xiaofeng: "Last time, did Yu Luosha and Yu Jiaozhu come to see you again?"
Ximen Chuxue: "No."
Lu Xiaofeng: "Alas, my uncle..."
Ximen Chuxue: "I didn't recognize him."
Lu Xiaofeng: ...
PlanC
Lu Xiaofeng: "I wonder if City Lord Ye is married?"
Ye Gucheng: "Not yet."
Lu Xiaofeng: "The city lord is such a rare talent, I wonder which girl he will marry in the future, maybe another princess."
Ye Gucheng: "I have devoted my heart to the sword, not to marry."
Lu Xiaofeng: "Who will inherit Baiyun City?"
Ye Gucheng: "Wudang Ye Guhong is my cousin, he has a son with excellent talent."
Lu Xiaofeng: "Alas, you don't get married, and Ximen doesn't get married either, it's a pity for the blood of the two great swordsmen."
Ximen Chuixue: "Lu Xiaofeng, just say it."
Lu Xiaofeng: "Alas, in fact, if you and City Lord Ye can get married for a hundred years, and then have a child... Hey, hey, hey, Ximen, I haven't finished yet! Wait until I finish!!! ... ... I'm just talking casually! You can pretend I didn't say it!"
PlanD
Well, there is no D.
Soon most of the people in the martial arts world saw a good show.
Ximen Chuixue chased Lu Xiaofeng.
Chased for thousands of miles, without mercy.
According to gossip.
Ye Gucheng, the Lord of Baiyun City, also pursued him at the same time.
However, he was stopped by the Prince of Taiping just after leaving Wanmei Villa.
"If it weren't for the imperial edict limiting Ye Gucheng's range of activities, Lu Xiaofeng would probably have been pursued by two peerless masters."
"I heard that Lu Xiaofeng has a divine horse, which can travel a thousand miles a day?"
"I heard that, but Ximen Chuxue also has one."
"Can this BMW be wholesaled?"
"There are two BMWs in total, which belong to Wu Tianshi, who was personally appointed by the emperor. One is kept by Wu Tianshi himself, and it should be borrowed by Lu Xiaofeng temporarily. One was given to the royal family and was given to the Prince of Taiping by the current emperor."
Then everyone knew it again.
The Prince of Taiping is Ximen Chuxue's apprentice, and he is in Wanmei Villa.
Seeing that the master was going to pursue Lu Xiaofeng, the apprentice would of course borrow a horse.
So this thousand-mile pursuit turned into a chase and play between two divine horses.
The map section not only crosses provinces, but also directly crosses countries.
This also led to the fact that people in the Jianghu who were eating melons could only hear various "rumors".
And they couldn't see the person.
It was really annoying.
The whole Jianghu was eating melons.
Even Lu Xiaofeng's friends didn't worry about Lu Xiaofeng's life or death (except Hua Manlou).
After all, the current situation is different from the Ghost Manor.
In the original work, Lu Xiaofeng wanted to make the trick real, and the news that he slept with Sun Xiuqing spread.
Everyone believed that Lu Xiaofeng might have done it unintentionally, or he might have been framed.
But they also believed that Ximen Chuxue, as a man, would not swallow this breath.
"The favor has been repaid, but the revenge has not been paid." This is the conclusion of the whole Jianghu on this pursuit.
In addition, Ximen Chuxue's pursuit was real enough.
The old knife handle was fooled.
And now.
The whole Jianghu saw the pursuit, and didn't hear the reason at all. (The only one who knew the reason, Hua Manlou, couldn't say it)
It should be a fight between friends.
Either Lu Xiaofeng was a bad mouth or he stole the good wine from Wanmei Villa.
It could also be that he flirted with the maid of Wanmei Villa.
Or did he interrupt the swordplay between Ximen Manor Master and Ye City Master?
There are too many possibilities.
According to reliable information (narrated by Sikong Zhaixing), Lu Xiaofeng was hunted down because he dug down more than 30 plum trees in Wanmei Villa in order to dig earthworms.
In order to destroy the body, Lu Xiaofeng set fire to the trees and burned half of Wanmei Villa.
"Such exaggerated rumors are believed by people?" Wu Ding looked at Hua Manlou who came back from the birthday celebration in disbelief.
"No matter what happens to Lu Xiaofeng, people will believe it."
"Let's not talk about him, Qitong, does your mother like the gift I sent?"
"Of course I am overjoyed. What exactly is that fairy fruit?"
Wu Ding will naturally not be stingy on Mrs. Hua's birthday.
In the Shanhai Realm, there are many good things that can make people strong and healthy.
After asking around, Wu Ding felt a little useless.
The old couple of the Hua family are also martial artists, but since they were young, they have used all their martial arts to regulate qi and maintain health. To be honest, compared with the young people who fight and kill all day and get injured all day, their health is better.
Wu Ding sighed, maybe this is the real way to open martial arts.
The whole world is wrong.
The two old men of the Hua family have good eyesight and ears, eat everything and sleep well.
In the Shanhai Realm, those herbs and animal meats that treat blurred vision, deafness, poor memory, hemorrhoids, acne, scabies, etc. are no longer useful.
But there are also panaceas that can be given.
Chicken Valley Grass: The rhizome is like chicken eggs, sour and sweet, and it is good for the body.
Comrades, this is one of the few good things that describes the taste.
In addition to being good for the body, it is a comprehensive BUFF blessing. Not to mention immortality, it is definitely a good thing for longevity.
"This is too expensive." Hua Manlou frowned. Wu Ding didn't say what it was before, but only said that the shelf life was limited and it must be taken immediately.
Just as he frowned, a fruit was stuffed into his mouth.
The sour, sweet and refreshing taste burst out instantly.
The two most happy flavors blended together and filled the whole mouth.
The thin peel has a cool breath, which neutralizes some of the sweetness in the juice.
What? You mean the pulp?
Sorry, it doesn't exist.
The firm pulp automatically turns into juice the moment it enters the mouth, saving you the trouble of looking for a juicer.
"Look, this is just a fruit. Why are you being polite to me?"
"And those three pieces of cloth. Too precious."
In addition to sending the heart, the rest of the birthday gift is just to give face?
The benefits of the rhizome of chicken valley grass cannot be announced to the public.
Then "ordinary" cloth can always be given.
When Quail received this order, he was confused for a long time.
As the number one tailor in heaven, he always makes clothes in one go, without any gaps.
This was the first time he was asked to make a square piece of "clothes".
But it was difficult for a while.
But the task was still completed very well.
There were three pieces of cloth in total, white, red, and blue.
All three pieces of cloth were embroidered with the same color pattern.
The white one was lotus, the red one was peony, and the blue one was bamboo.
The same color embroidery is one of the most difficult and eye-damaging embroidery methods.
In ancient times when there was no mechanical help.
It can be said that it is the most feared embroidery by embroiderers.
But it is also the most low-key and luxurious work.
The reason for the same color embroidery is that Quail Bird thinks that a square piece of clothing alone cannot reflect his talent, so he has to add drama.
It is also for the purpose of showing off and slapping others in the face when necessary.
If some idiot complains at the birthday party that his gift is too light.
The same color embroidery will come in handy.
But when Wu Ding saw the finished product, he knew that there was no need for this show-off and slapping others in the face.
It is like clouds and mist, flowing and restrained and smooth.
This kind of cloth is a fairy-level cloth, plus the faint same color embroidery...
Wu Ding was very sure at the time, because he was not making a robe for him. Quail Bird was holding back and putting all his attribute points on appearance.
"It's good to like it, but clothes should be made and worn. Don't keep them in the bottom of the box."
Even if Quail Bird did not have a special blessing, the cloth made of the good materials of the Mountain and Sea Realm.
It is also a good thing that is waterproof, anti-fouling, fireproof, insect-proof and anti-turbid air.
"Such precious fabric, if someone peeks, wouldn't it be a bargain for thieves?" So the Hua family arranged the fabric almost at the birthday banquet.
Thinking of this, Hua Manlou looked at Wu Ding with resentment.
Wu Ding: ? ? ?
"Why did you give a red one?" Hua Manlou, who had not been urged to get married for several years, relived the old dream this time.
Wu Ding: "Hahahahahaha, Qi Tong, let me laugh, hahahahaha, I didn't mean it, um um um, my fault, my fault, I'll punish myself with a glass. It's a pity that the phone is out of battery, otherwise I really want to take a picture of your current expression."
Mr. Ruyu also has troubles.
Listening to his friends' laughter, Hua Manlou couldn't help laughing.
Just when there was laughter in the yard.
A little phoenix without eyebrows and beard fell from the sky.
The two people in the courtyard watched him fall, no one helped him, and didn't even say hello.
The one who fell was not hypocritical.
He got up with a dusty face, threw himself on the table, and stuffed all kinds of fruits and vegetables into his mouth.
Wu Ding and Hua Manlou did not stop him.
Each of them took a cup of tea and sipped it lightly.
It was still as if there was no such person.
After he was full, he looked at Wu Ding with bright eyes.
"I did it!"
"What?"
"Ximen Chuxue and Ye Gucheng, they agreed to have a child!"
Puff.
Wu Ding felt that this kind of tea spraying should be a comic effect.
You will know it after experiencing it yourself.
Sometimes you really can't help it.
Hua Manlou didn't spray, but the young master of the aristocratic family and the martial arts master accidentally didn't hold the teacup.
The two looked at Lu Xiaofeng in shock, and then looked at each other in shock.
Hua Manlou's lifeless eyes were full of shock.
"Hey, hey, hey, Wu Ding, Qi Tong, what do you mean?"
Lu Xiaofeng was not satisfied. How difficult was it for him to achieve this difficult goal?
"Ximen Chuxue and Ye Gucheng really...really..." Wu Ding pointed his two fingers together. "This?"
"I didn't have one before I went home." Hua Manlou thought it was unlikely.
After all, only two months had passed.
This is not scientific.
"They are not together... at least not on the surface at the moment." Lu Xiaofeng panted, "But they don't need to be together!"
Lu Xiaofeng complained with grief and indignation that Wu Ding had led him astray before.
This thousand-mile chase was simply in vain.
The matter still depends on Yu Luosha's divine assistance.
You know, a lunatic with high martial arts skills is not so easy to deal with.
Yu Luosha has a narcissistic attribute and thinks that her arrangement is unparalleled in the world.
A shield pushed out, a carefully cultivated successor.
Perfect.
Twenty years later.
He saw Ximen Chuxue's high martial arts skills and strong personality.
He also saw Ximen Chuxue's personal charm and management ability.
The only thing he didn't consider was whether Ximen Chuxue was willing to inherit his father's business.
However, now, it is not a question of the son inheriting the father's business.
The son simply does not want his father anymore.
Yu Luosha could not think of a way to make Ximen Chuxue change his mind.
Even though he later knew that Ye Gucheng's marriage was a misunderstanding by the emperor.
In order to show his presence in front of his son, he could only hold on to this point for the time being.
He said that Ximen Chuxue must have a successor, he wanted a grandson, and Luosha Sect wanted an heir.
Otherwise... there would be no topic.
Ximen Chuxue chased Lu Xiaofeng for thousands of miles, but he was also avoiding him.
When Lu Xiaofeng finally found a chance to explain Wu Ding's method.
Ximen Chuxue was moved.
After filtering out a lot of divine objects, the last thing to do is to donate blood?
Take Lu Xiaofeng back to Wanmei Villa.
After Lu Xiaofeng explained the key points of how the child came.
Ye Gucheng took the initiative to express that he could cooperate.
First of all, Ximen Chuxue was harassed by Yu Luosha, and as a confidant, he was willing to help.
Secondly, it is not a problem for two wealthy local tyrants to raise a new life.
Finally, a child with the bloodline talent of the two strongest swordsmen in the world is still quite exciting.
What? Why not find someone else? Find Ye Gucheng instead?
Well... Who else is left in Ximen Chuxue's interpersonal relationship besides Ye Gucheng?
It may not be Lu Xiaofeng.
Ximen Chuxue immediately went to Yu Luosha to negotiate. He concealed where the child came from, only indicating that there is such a bloodline.
He got ten years of quiet leisure time.
"Ten years?"
"Yu Luosha said that after ten years, the child will make his own choice." This time, Yu Luosha has learned her lesson and will not leave him alone for more than twenty years.
He chose to intervene before the child entered puberty.
Wu Ding touched his chin.
This situation is much more reasonable.
For Xiye and the others, it was just blood donation.
It felt similar to adopting a child.
Now the two of them should still be close friends.
In the future... it is worth buying stocks.
"Since they are all unified, let's start quickly."
In the bustling imperial platform construction site.
Suddenly, a small platform was temporarily built at the center of the formation.
A wooden basin filled with water and a... huge egg were placed inside?
Wu Ding personally arrived for the first time after the construction started.
All irrelevant personnel were cleared.
The blood of the two swordsmen, mixed with feather gray, was painted on the white egg with strange patterns.
Strange red, pure white, with a hint of green juice, and a bronze wooden bowl.
Four strange colors converged together.
No matter how you look at it, it seems like they are doing something sneaky and evil.
After a series of procedures are completed.
Wu Ding also put a lot of protection on the "egg" placed at the center of the formation.
Everyone felt Wu Ding's caution.
The black behind the scenes from beginning to end: ??? ???
What the hell?
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