My golden finger is delicious
Chapter 4 It has to work (1/2)
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Taotie's interruption and question were beaten up again.
A lot of spells were thrown at him.
Taotie's reaction was to swallow the beast that was slowly eating beside his mouth immediately to avoid being smashed.
"What are you doing!"
"Besides eating, what else do you remember!"
"Why should I remember anything other than eating!" He said confidently.
Jiuwei: "Bai Ze, continue, talk about Nvchou."
Who is Nvchou? A woman who looks very ugly?
No, no, no, in ancient times, when people said that someone looked ugly, the word was written as chou.
The two words are different.
Nvchou is a person's name, and she was quite famous during the Yellow Emperor period.
She is the head of the group of witches.
That is, the first person under the gods.
In the eyes of the beasts, ordinary people, witches, and gods are all human beings, and there is no difference.
But when humans divide themselves, it is a strict hierarchy.
And since the Yellow Emperor unified the Chinese tribes,
ordinary people have a unified leadership and will.
A new problem has quietly emerged.
God is still high above.
But the witches stuck in the middle completely split the faction.
Some witches think that they are the future gods and don't need to get too close to people.
If ordinary people offer enough, it's okay to help them.
If they are in a bad mood, it doesn't matter if they stir up a storm and kill a few people.
Another part of the witches think that their roots should be among people.
Their parents are people, their family members are people, and they are raised and supported by the people. If they have power, they are no longer people?
The witches' camps are divided, and the hostility between the two sides cannot represent the opinions of the gods and the Yellow Emperor at all.
Because even at the last moment when the sky is broken and the miracles are gone, humans respect the gods with all their heart, and the gods must be loving, caring and saving people.
The superficial peace is maintained forever.
The division of witches has greatly changed the place where witches live.
Those who are close to gods often live near the place where gods practice, and some can even live in heaven.
Those who are close to people are directly ordered by the Yellow Emperor to intimidate one side.
This split is not a one-time thing, but a gradual one. Before a certain turning point or starting point, there are actually more neutral parties.
However, what is coming will come.
A god was assassinated by a person (a witch), and his body was treated inhumanely...
Bai Ze paused for a moment, not knowing how to describe it.
Or Wu Ding made a suggestion.
"God body experiment?"
"Yes, compared to modern times, this term is accurate. They used the body of the god to conduct various experiments and created many strange beasts and humans. The purpose of the experiment... is to explore the method of immortality, create powerful weapons and... resurrection."
Bai Ze's description is very specific. After Wu Ding heard the appearance of these "created" "creatures", he just thought it was an ancient version of Resident Evil.
Too creepy.
The other beasts who also listened to the story were listening with a look of novelty and curiosity. They listened with relish.
Bai Ze paid close attention, but they didn't know.
In the ancient times when species exploded, new species appeared almost every day. Not to mention a few more, hundreds of more species were all lice of different shapes for the monsters at the top of the power.
Scary? Isn't it like this?
They themselves look very strange.
Most of them don't know about the "divine body" experiment, but they know about the subsequent events.
It's not strange that the gods were killed.
But after being killed, the bodies were still "□□" like this, and various taboo experiments were performed.
"The gods were furious and sent the ugly woman to investigate."
How could they not be angry? At that time, the gods were almost all nepotism.
Who is not a relative of who.
"She came down from Dengbao Mountain. I was watching from the side. The ugly woman is so beautiful." The phoenix flapped its wings. It couldn't help singing, it liked to sing all beautiful things.
It can be seen that the ugly woman's beauty that made the world pale in comparison, after many years, also made the phoenix remember it vividly.
"The ugly woman rarely comes to the human world, and when she does, she covers her face with a veil. Otherwise, there must be some praises like the most beautiful woman left."
The phoenix only hummed a short passage, but Wu Ding recorded it and played it endlessly for a lifetime, and he would never get tired of it.
The big guys in the mountain and sea world didn't care about Wu Ding's intoxication, and continued to recall the big events of the year.
"Then, I don't know why, she fought with the ten witches of the Yellow Emperor."
The leader of the witches came to the human world, and the Yellow Emperor sent ten witches to greet him.
The ten witches of the Yellow Emperor are the best and representative ten masters under the Yellow Emperor.
This reception scale is definitely a courtesy.
It is obvious that the ugly woman has unique skills in solving cases.
Maybe it's mind reading or something like that.
The criminals were locked in the moment after a glance.
It is completely understandable why the ugly woman suspected them at the beginning. After all, if you want to murder a god, you must have strength. These ten can be said to be the first batch of suspects.
But what the ugly woman didn't expect was that all ten of them were!
This is at the level of the Orient Express Murder Case in detective novels.
One detective, the rest are all criminals.
Even though the clown is the leader of the group of witches, she is not bad compared to the ten witches, and it is a 1VS10 gap.
It can be said that the clown is facing a situation where she is sure to die.
But there are different ways to die.
When the onlookers came to their senses, the simple reception ceremony instantly turned into a ten-day flying ceremony.
Those ten groups of intense light are the spells of the ten witches.
Not to be outdone, the ugly woman covered her face with her sleeves, resisting the first wave of attacks and counterattacking at the same time.
Without any ambiguity, he directly sealed the ten witches with his own body.
Wait for the light to pass.
Only a jade statue of a stunning beauty was left on the platform.
The beauty of this statue remains in the state of covering her face with her sleeves, exquisite and translucent, and magnificent.
This is the corpse of an ugly woman recorded in the Classic of Mountains and Seas.
According to the case investigation report, Nv Chou's mount, a very appetizing crab, quietly left the battlefield and returned to heaven to report.
He and the ten witches died together.
This is a decisive decision made by the ugly woman in a split second.
Wu Ding also started to follow suit after eating an ancient melon.
"They are not actually dead, and they are continuing to fight in the corpse of the ugly woman?"
I’ve seen this setting before. Isn't it Inuyasha's Four Souls Jade?
I don’t know if there is a wish function.
A few years later, the ugly female version of the "Four Souls Jade" began to destroy the world!
This logic makes sense.
Then Wu Ding received the collective contempt of the big guys on the screen.
Therefore, eyes are the world.
Especially the relatives from Jiutou over there, the effect of despising him is 9 times higher.
Recipients said it was thrilling.
"Of course she's dead, otherwise the Emperor of Heaven would let the corpse of an ugly woman stay in the world?"
"Then the Emperor of Heaven issued an oracle, announcing the crimes of the ten witches, killing the gods, and trying to get involved in the art of resurrection."
"There are only ten witches? No Huangdi?! The ten witches are Huangdi's people, but the mastermind this time is not Huangdi?"
Bai Ze shook his head and said he didn't know.
But on the surface, the Emperor of Heaven did not punish him, so it has nothing to do with the Yellow Emperor.
As for the behind the scenes...this is destined to be a mystery.
What Bai Ze is describing now is only the history it knew back then.
"The second oracle is... from now on, witchcraft will no longer be passed down to the human world."
Mortal witches can still practice, but they can still spread their practice if they want.
But God no longer carries out inheritance and propagation.
God is originally the pinnacle of witchcraft.
Any witch who has an order from above and has further ideas.
They will deliberately restrain their preaching behavior. Even further establish a clear relationship with ordinary people.
When God wants to recruit disciples, he no longer just passes down the witchcraft and sees the results in a few years. Instead, we directly take people away and teach them slowly.
This would no longer be considered the "human world".
Huang Di was even more straightforward.
He was also a practitioner himself, but he decisively began to spread the word.
From then on, the witch doctor separated.
Human beings in the world only study medicine, not witchcraft.
This will was praised and approved by the Emperor of Heaven.
Wu Ding seemed to have seen... the falling of the first chess piece.
If a subordinate wants to make plans for a superior, the key is that everything he does should make the superior feel that this is what he wants to do, rather than being induced or coerced by others.
Again, let’s look at it from the perspective of taking it over.
Huangdi won.
At this time, Taotie realized who Nuchou was from Nv Chou's crab.
"I've always wanted to eat it. That crab looks really good."
All onlookers: .........so heartbroken.
"You stupid sheep!" Kyuubi roared angrily. The sharp whistling sound made all the beasts inside subconsciously frown or plug their ears. But it didn't stop Kyuubi's rage.
In the end, the good-tempered Kirin suppressed Kyuubi.
Except for the nine-tailed fox, which has a very distinctive tail, many other mythical beasts are quite different from the images in traditional picture albums.
In the past, when I had an occasional glimpse, Wu Ding didn't match his number at all.
Now that I know the answer, I can make the connection by following the picture.
Qilin is not big, much smaller than many people around him.
I was sitting quietly next to a big snake just now, almost missing it.
Now if you look closely, you can see the blue-gleaming scales, the two round antlers in the soft hair, and the auspicious clouds surrounding the hooves.
No matter how you look at it, it fits the description of Qilin.
The mighty appearance has a soft light of auspiciousness and peace.
"The collapse that Bai Ze is talking about is not the shattering of the planet, but the tearing of spiritual energy and the collapse of laws." Qilin's voice was low and magnetic, like a gentle father. He sounded calm, calm and extremely reliable.
Bai Ze, who is super calm even in the end of the world, is much more reliable.
"The Emperor of Heaven took away the Nine Heavens, and we separated the world of mountains and seas. The long-standing spiritual energy laws in the mortal world have shown a fragile saturation state."
"It's like a balloon that had part of the rubber cut off and changed from XL to M size. After adapting to it for more than five thousand years, all the years were peaceful, but the M balloon, which was already at its limit, suddenly started to inflate... What else could the consequences be but an explosion?”
"Once the female ugly body is broken into pieces, it will bring about a powerful spiritual energy impact, and the laws will change drastically. At that time, the sea water will pour in, the magnetic field will be reversed, and the mountains and rivers will be displaced. These will become common phenomena. Lightning, storms, and earthquakes will all come together, and more Not to mention explosive death caused by direct impact of spiritual energy."
"Similarly, our world will also suffer an impact." Kyuubi used his own head to break free from the Qilin's suppression, and angrily pouted at Bai Ze and Taotie.
If there is no skin left, how can the hair be attached?
If it weren't for this coincidence, Bai Ze found a gap that would allow him to observe.
I'm afraid they won't know what happened until the end.
The creatures in the main world are facing a catastrophe. The Shanhai Realm is afraid that the luxury apartment with three bedrooms and two living rooms will become an old apartment with one bedroom and one living room and shared kitchen and bathroom.
Is this acceptable?
Absolutely not!
Moreover, the location of the explosion of the female ugly corpse's spiritual power, how much it will cost to save this one bedroom and one living room, is still unknown.
The explanation that should be explained was clear, and the most stupid one (such as Taotie) also understood the seriousness of the matter.
The big guys immediately held a meeting.
Discuss how to save the world.
The trouble is that the capable few can't enter the main world again.
The gap connecting the two worlds looks like a big screen from Wu Ding's place.
That's just looking.
The law is extremely strict on their side.
They just tried it, let alone them, and caught a small soldier to let him try, but he couldn't get through.
The female ugly corpse is about to explode, even if it is sealed to treat the symptoms, they can't get in.
There is nothing they can do.
Brainstorming unfolds one after another.
All the beasts were discussing.
During the discussion, the good-tempered Bai Ze also gave Wu Ding some popular science.
The flowers here have a long shelf life, and the pot of daisies is indeed leaking spiritual energy as he had speculated before.
The little daisy has been with him for almost four years.
It was bought by a practitioner in the Dharma Ending Age.
According to the name of the strange beasts, the old man should also be a "Wu". I think this word should not be used in the inner circle of practitioners.
As for why the spiritual energy failed to make him strong and healthy...
"It's normal. The spiritual energy can't make the brick strong and healthy."
Wu Ding: …………
Ordinary people who have not practiced and whose meridians are blocked are fine when they are in a high concentration of spiritual energy.
This little leaked spiritual energy is really only enough to grow flowers and plants.
The big guys discussed fiercely how to save the world. One plan after another was proposed and rejected.
Wu Ding was also anxious, but he couldn't help with this major event of saving the world.
Listening through the "screen", it can even be said that he didn't understand a word.
With no power to help.
He could only chat with Taotie who was kicked out of the discussion group.
"What is this?"
"Potato chips."
"Can you find a way to send it in?"
Wu Ding threw a bag of potato chips towards the "TV".
The potato chips slid accurately to the ground.
The food ran away, and Taotie was anxious and crazy.
"It's useless. Although the gap in the law is looser for him, it is much easier for him to send or take things than for us, but the premise is that he must have spiritual power. As for the whole person wanting to come in... With the current spiritual energy of the earth, it can't support this level."
Taotie roared directly.
"Then teach him quickly!!! There is no need to come in, just being able to send things is enough. By the way! He is in the main plane, we can't contact the ugly woman, but he can."
The big guys stopped discussing.
Look at Taotie, then look at Wu Ding.
The spiritual platform suddenly became clear, and a ray of hope brightened up.
It must be said that Lao Tao's motives were not pure this time, but he did hit the point.
"Who can teach?"
"Why do we remember the cultivation methods of humans?"
"I'll go ask other beasts, maybe there are some who had a good relationship with humans in the past."
"It doesn't matter if you can't ask."
Everyone's eyes turned to the small one next to him, which was about the size of a cat... Lu Duan.
As one of the few divine beasts related to wisdom.
He was immediately taken seriously as soon as he spoke.
Lu Duan was stared at by so many people, and he was a little nervous.
But the ideas he had to give were never vague.
"No, you can understand it. Aren't the original witch skills all realized by humans themselves? The ancestors can do it, and he can do it too."
All beasts: "Yes."
Wu Ding: Wait...
All beasts: "It has to work even if it doesn't work."
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