My golden finger is delicious

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The two most important things to do before bringing a cat home.

Deworming and injections.

Deworming is very simple. Wu Ding pinched a magic formula and stroked the cat from head to tail.

Injections cannot be done casually.

You need a certificate.

Wu Ding made up an excuse that a friend could not keep a cat because he was going abroad and took the cat to the clinic.

A comprehensive physical examination and injections were given at the same time.

"It's so beautiful."

朏朏: Of course.

"The tail is a little strange. It must be a cross."

朏朏: I'm a purebred!

朏朏 protested while nimbly dodging the doctor's hand that wanted to lift her tail.

She is much smarter than the fox, and can understand many human languages.

Wu Ding took the opportunity to add: "Her previous owner once said that she didn't like having her tail touched."

"Little guy doesn't like having her tail touched? Okay." Grab the two front paws and hold them up to see. "It's a girl."

朏朏:…………

Humans... How can humans be like this! ! !

The cruel reality tells the animals.

Humans can go even further.

The big guys in the mountain and sea world watched the so-called "veterinarian" with a gentle smile on his face, but he was not ambiguous at all.

Eyes, mouth, teeth, skin, □□ were all checked.

Especially when the cotton swab was inserted into the anus.

All the animals felt the same and their anus tightened.

There happened to be a big dog next to him who had passed the due date and had not given birth yet, and was pulled in for examination.

The rare people in the mountain and sea world watched quietly as the hair on the dog's abdomen was shaved clean in a few seconds.

All the hairy people: !!!

Once the ultrasound was put on, the position of the few in the belly was clearly displayed on the monitor.

All again: !!!

朏朏 all looked up in front of the ultrasound with curiosity, and their pretty faces were full of shock.

Look at the screen, then look at the dog's belly.

This little action was so cute that the doctors, nurses and dog owners around couldn't help but take out their phones to take videos.

The doctor's explanation object also changed from the dog owner to this cute little white cat. Look how many there are here, how many there are here...

After the explanation, looking at the cute appearance of 朏朏, he couldn't help but touch her head.

"You will come in the future, and I will check you then. You are still young now."

"This is a female cat." The hostess of the big dog was also confused by 朏描's fairy-like appearance. The white long-haired cat with blue eyes is really a fairy standard, and everyone who sees it wants it. " It's a pity that I have a dog at home, otherwise I can breed it."

"We don't have one at home, doesn't your best friend have a shorthair cat?" The male owner reminded the people around him with one sentence.

After learning that this cat was given to his cousin.

Wu Ding suddenly had more than a dozen small pieces of paper with WeChat numbers written on them.

Each one represents a future boyfriend of 朏朏.

Everyone wants to meet and breed.

Now the fairy has just left the kitten stage, so it may take a while, but I believe it won’t take long.

朏朏…朏朏’s heart is very complicated.

The doctor also gave professional advice.

“For sterilization, you can make a choice based on the actual situation. It is also a good idea to sterilize the female cat after giving birth once or twice.”

Taotie looked at Bai Ze: What does sterilization mean.

Bai Ze:…………

I think in ancient times, this word had not been created at all.

Wu Ding was very considerate and switched the camera to the posters on the wall.

Sterilization surgery is the most common surgery performed in a pet hospital.

This hospital specially posted posters with pictures on the wall.

There are detailed pictures of the whole sterilization process, both male and female, detailed and comprehensive, and also come with reminders of postoperative care.

The pictures are very detailed, both in Chinese and English.

The slogans are accurate and painless, good recovery, etc.

It seems that this hospital is very reliable.

Many pet owners who want to sterilize their pets are holding up their phones to take pictures of the posters.

As for the pets... they are not afraid of words or pictures, so they have no pressure.

Many cute little ones are pulled under the "illustration" by their owners with bad taste to take photos, and they are smiling cutely.

They really suffer from "lack of culture".

Lu Duan who can understand: …………

Bai Ze who also understands: …………

Other beasts who can't read words but understand pictures: …………

Jiuwei smacked his lips and drank two large boxes of white wine in one gulp.

Trying to get drunk to relieve his worries.

"What did I say? Humans are terrible."

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After all, 朏朏 is about to be my sister's cat.

One of the fun of raising a cat is to buy all kinds of utensils for the owner.

So Wu Ding just bought a cute outdoor cage and left.

If possible, he would also remind his sister that other supplies don't actually need to be bought.

Cat food? No, she eats whatever people eat, and she doesn’t mind eating meat or vegetables, and she can eat whatever she wants.

Cat litter? No, she knows how to use a flush toilet.

Cat scratching board? No, she will never scratch any furniture at home.

On the way home, Wu Ding did not forget to comfort the “frightened” 朏朏, after all, the big guys were observing from a distance, and she was the one who experienced it personally.

“Don’t worry, you should be fine.”

“Meow?”

“After all, there is reproductive isolation.”

To control the estrus state and not give birth to a baby, Wu Ding took another step and deliberately avoided the matter of sterilization.

"You still know how to come back! You don't answer the phone, you don't reply to WeChat messages, you are busy, you are busy, no matter how busy you are, you still have to call... Wow! Come over and take a look! There is a cat!"

When I was walking out of the box, I was embarrassed.

All accusations disappeared.

She is worthy of being a little fairy who can get more than a dozen WeChat IDs even after a physical examination.

"Yeah~" The little fairy walked out of the box with standard cat steps, raised her head and acted coquettishly.

With four red hearts in the middle, the little fairy is infinitely charming.

Wu Ding followed and explained that Professor Shen asked him to do this thing in the morning.

"Having a pet is a good auxiliary treatment. I went to almost all pet stores and adoption centers to find her. She must be good-looking, well-behaved, docile, and a little naughty and active."

In short, when you want to touch me, do it quietly.

When you want to play, she'll run around the house to entice you to exercise more.

Wu Ding also wanted to brag about his achievements and add details.

It soon became apparent that this was no longer necessary.

The cat owner has successfully ascended the throne.

Long live Her Majesty the Queen.

"I've wanted to get a cat for a long time, but I've been hesitant."

The Ji family's parents had considered raising a cat when they were young, but with two working and one going to school, the house was completely empty during the day, and they had to do housework when they came home at night, leaving no time to take care of it.

What's more, the mainstream thought at that time was that keeping pets would affect children's learning.

Then various things always interrupted the plan.

"That's because fate didn't come, but now it's come."

Zhaozhao knew exactly who among these three people was the real master.

With a light leap, he jumped directly into Ji Xiaoya's arms.

When Ji Xiaoya was still flattered by her "master's" favor, she hugged her into her arms.

The characteristics of 朏朏 come into play.

Ordinary people may only think that the happiness brought by sucking cats makes them feel better.

But for patients with depression, this feeling is amplified sensitivity and pleasure several times.

This sense of pleasure stimulates hormone secretion, and the condition suddenly improves visibly to the naked eye.

My sister's hand holding the cat tightened immediately, as if she was holding a life-saving straw.

No matter what, he refuses to let go.

If an ordinary cat is hugged so tightly, even if it doesn't feel uncomfortable, it will be affected by the owner's emotions and become restless.

However, Xiaozhi lay quietly and did not use his tail to lift his master's arm.

Stable and continue to release his racial talent passive skills.

"Relax, relax. Yaya, come here, this is the medicine prepared by Professor Shen. Let's take the medicine first."

The jade bottle, which was obviously of extraordinary quality, did not attract the attention of the Ji family and the witch mother.

After all, there are as many good-looking bottles as there are nowadays. No one thought that if Wu Ding went to make medicine now, he could make several bottles carved from pure jade.

This is not a question of money.

Is this a jade bottle of such high quality that you can have it just by asking for it? Five in one go.

All focus is on the tiny, pearl-sized pills in the bottle.

After swallowing the pills and water, the effect is almost immediate, and the feeling of warm water is still warming in the stomach.

Vision, hearing, and smell switched channels almost in a second.

Suddenly, I felt like I had stepped back into the normal world from the twisted dark world.

The effect was so good that I felt like I had a fake illness.

The torture these days seems to be an illusion.

"Huh?" Even a cold or cough has a healing period.

After swallowing this, how long does it take for it to take effect in seconds?

"How's it going? Yaya?" My aunt asked anxiously first.

"fine."

"I'm not asking you whether the medicine tastes good, but how it feels..."

"How can it take effect so quickly? The medicine hasn't even been digested yet." My uncle reminded my wife not to be too anxious, as it would scare the child.

"No, it's not, Dad. I just feel fine. I took the medicine and it's fine."

"Do the current Chinese medicines take effect so quickly?" The witch mother asked the question that the niece also wanted to ask.

Several people looked at each other, and finally looked at Wu Ding.

Looking at Wu Ding, he had a business expression on his face that said, "It's good if it works."

The witch mother suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

That old Chinese doctor who is shaped like a Chinese character is probably not an ordinary old Chinese doctor!

The witch mother immediately started bragging about the awesomeness of Chinese medicine and the great masters.

Although the Ji family felt that something was wrong, they were also immersed in the joy that their daughter's condition had improved.

I skipped it directly.

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"Xiao Ding, please stay at my aunt's house for a few more days. My aunt will thank you very much." At the dinner table, Wu Ding was busy picking vegetables.

"Okay, as long as you don't introduce me to a girlfriend, I can stay here as long as you want."

"I haven't urged you yet. You kid, why are you in no hurry?"

"Auntie, my mother is not even in a hurry."

"She was too embarrassed to urge me."

Wu Ding's parents divorced because they couldn't get along. They got married even though they couldn't get along. Wasn't it because they were pushed too hard to get married and didn't understand the cause carefully?

"So, you see, my parents are such negative teaching materials. Of course, I have to find them slowly."

"..." That makes sense.

"Pfft, Mom, please save it. Brother Ding was the debate champion in school back then."

"Xiao Ding also opened a flower shop later, right? As a boss, don't you have good oral skills?"

I didn't urge him to get married, but he seemed to be standing against the people and was doomed to lose.

My aunt got angry and put down her bowl and chopsticks, saying that she wanted to compete with Wu Ding.

Wu Ding smiled and said, "Come on."

The family was having fun here, but a certain master who had been forgotten for a whole chapter was having a hard time.

After he got the wooden sign.

He started to act that night.

After burning incense and bathing, and praying quietly.

He sat cross-legged in front of the golden statue of the Buddha with the wooden sign in his hand, and practiced the mind method that he had practiced thousands of times but failed to get started again.

The wooden sign was shining with golden light and full of spiritual energy.

Looking at the texture on the wooden sign, it gave me the illusion that it would come alive.

It was such a treasure, how come it was useless in his hands?

Is his talent so bad?

Master Yide said that if he had the help of natural materials and treasures, he would still have a chance.

How could it be!

How could it have no effect at all!

Did I use the wrong method? !

Master Gongde, who had been struggling for a long time, stopped his action.

He found that his heart was confused and impetuous.

It seemed that it was not the treasure's fault today, but his fault.

More than 30 years of anticipation.

He thought he was very calm, but he didn't expect that he was still impetuous.

He immediately stopped the exercise, took the wooden sign, and went back to the bed to lie down and rest.

The wooden sign was hung on his chest, and his hand was still tightly clenched.

"I can't enter today, but it's okay to dream." With the mentality of having a beautiful dream, Master Gongde fell asleep almost as soon as he touched the pillow.

However, the beautiful dream did not come with it.

He just felt that he was suddenly in a dark netherworld.

Countless thorny vines were entangled on his body.

The sharp thorns of the vines turned into the hardest iron sheets, and they not only pierced his body.

It was more like a snake swimming slowly.

Cutting himself into a bloody mess. The pain was like the pain of slow slicing.

This was a lucid dream. He knew he was dreaming, and he could clearly know that he might have been calculated by someone.

Although he had never encountered it, he had heard of it.

In order to punish the wicked, he saw the Avici Hell in his dream.

In the dream, Purgatory panicked and repented.

When Master Gongde heard about this, he was envious. If he could do this, why would he need to be so careful to cheat.

It would be so expensive to find a rich person to cast a curse, and then appear as a savior when they are haunted by nightmares.

"This is fake, this is fake, as long as it's dawn."

Master Gongde endured the pain in his body, forced himself to distract himself, and began to think about who was calculating him.

Just when he suspected the wooden sign.

He found that the wooden sign appeared in his dream.

The wooden sign in the dream was shining with gold.

The thorns on his body were scattered by the golden light, and the darkness around him seemed to be illuminated a lot.

Just when Master Gongde grabbed the "wooden sign" like a life-saving straw.

He vaguely heard someone talking.

"This man's luck is really strong."

"A rare genius in cultivation in a century, of course, has strong luck."

"What's the use of being strong? It's just a wedding dress for you, the master, and you have become an out-and-out old liar."

"I have been working hard to get into the door all my life, and I don't know..."

There was no more words.

The golden light of the wooden sign brought him back to reality.

At this moment, Master Gongde had no joy of escaping from the dream.

There was only boundless anger and the heart-wrenching pain of a ruined life.

His life, he should have been above ten thousand people! !

Who!

Who ruined his talent! ! !

Master Gongde coughed for a while and spit out blood in anger.

The whole person seemed to have aged ten years.

Two assistants rushed in and were also scolded away by him.

Master Gongde stood by the window, looking at the city at four o'clock in the morning, just angry, reminiscing, and looking for the non-existent murderer.

In the end, physical and mental exhaustion urged him to go back to sleep.

What greeted him was... Version 2.0.

It’s more exciting and darker, you deserve it.