My golden finger is delicious

Chapter 97 The Strange Song Dynasty (1/2)

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Centipede soaked in wine is a great tonic, but the taste of medicinal wine is not very good.

Do the big guys need to supplement?

Of course not.

So they unanimously decided to roast it.

After unanimous vote, the problem came again. No one roasted it.

How to roast such a big centipede? How long to roast it? What seasoning to use?

The chef is not here, Wu Ding does not know how to do it.

"It's better to keep it. Maybe it can be used as an identity certificate or something."

"What proof?? You are all hypocritical! It's just a centipede, can't you just swallow it in one bite? Why roast it!!!"

Taotie roared.

The big guys: Yes.

Wu Ding: I said "eat it directly", you ignored this option.

After appeasing Taotie.

The big guys turned their attention to the "identity certificate" mentioned by Wu Ding.

"Since there are monsters in this world, there must be monster hunters."

"What could be more convincing than a ready-made trophy?" After saying that, he used a spell to preserve the body and put it into the Mountain and Sea Realm.

He had just arrived and didn't know what level this world was.

For example... Journey to the West.

That was really a high level of martial arts that he couldn't bear at the moment.

If it was really a story from Journey to the West by accident...

If he was on the journey to obtain scriptures, he would hold on to Tang Monk's thighs.

If he was in the Tang Dynasty, it would be even better.

The Zhenguan Era was successfully checked in... Good luck to the holy monk.

If he was unfortunately trapped in one of the eighty-one difficulties...

As long as it wasn't the Kingdom of Women.

With Wu Ding's three trump cards of science and technology, metaphysics, and the big boss of the Mountain and Sea Realm, he could still save his life by stirring up trouble.

But he probably couldn't even think about the altar.

Well, this was all a back-up plan.

He also wanted to meet the Great Sage, ask for his autograph, and take a photo. It would be best to take a few monkey hairs as souvenirs.

But now... it's better not to go to the West.

Jiuwei: "Oh? Then when do you think you will have the confidence to go?"

The big guys looked at Wu Ding's hesitation with curiosity.

This is a rare sight.

Since everyone met, they know that Wu Ding has always been quite opinionated.

He has always known what he wants, what he can do, and what he should do.

When he was a child, he encountered the golden finger and found that it couldn't be used. He immediately returned to normal life and pretended that the golden finger didn't exist.

After work, he encountered psychological shadows and immediately went home to open a flower shop to recuperate his body and mind.

When encountering tasks like saving the world, they are all clear and clear.

After starting to travel through time, whether facing Jiu Gu Zhenren or the Black Organization, from steady and cautious to head-on confrontation, he was not timid.

Returning to the main world, fooling his family, arranging excuses, returning "Lanting Xu" to the status of a national treasure, or later using himself as bait to trap Wuxiangguan, etc.

These behaviors are his own opinions and ideas.

But he rarely hesitates about anything.

In the words of a well-known author, a male protagonist with this kind of personality is extremely unfavorable to fill the word count in a novel.

"Confidence... who can guarantee this?" If he went to the original Journey to the West world.

Then human life is really worthless, no matter how many he has, it will not be enough to fill the gaps in his teeth.

"If the place of crossing can be chosen... wait until the matter of the ugly female corpse is settled."

That is to say, wait until the world is saved.

That is to say... even if there is a risk of life, he wants to go.

Taotie: "This is rare, is that monkey so good?"

They have all read Journey to the West.

But in the eyes of the mythical beasts, no matter how cool the special effects are, the conclusion is only one - [That's it? ]

"I haven't seen you care so much about other worlds."

"That's different, other two-dimensional characters, that's love. Monkey King... that's faith."

Wait until the end of the world is settled.

He has the strength and is qualified to take risks in "Journey to the West".

Just ask Grandma Zhu for help, improve your positioning, and look carefully, and it should work.

Well, these are all future plans.

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There are so many stories about monsters appearing in China since ancient times.

There are countless collections alone.

And even ordinary stories may have encountered mutations.

For example, there were no ghosts in Lu Xiaofeng's world.

The woodcutter was dressed in shorts, and you couldn't tell the difference between dynasties. But he looked leisurely, with a ruddy face and a strong body.

It shouldn't be the spirit that ordinary people in the world of Journey to the West can have.

When Wu Ding approached the city and saw the people's clothes, he was even more relieved.

It was Song Dynasty.

If modern people want to wear Hanfu, they can choose according to their own body shape and preferences, and even ignore the season.

We have air conditioning and heating.

But the ancients didn't.

They had to make a living.

Tang Dynasty skirt and thin shirt.

How could it be popular in the Ming Dynasty during the Little Ice Age?

After looking at the clothes and checking the general dynasty, Wu Ding walked in gracefully in a long robe with some Taoist elements.

His current outfit can be regarded as a Taoist monk, but his dress is a bit unorthodox.

It can also be said that he is an ordinary young man from a noble family who worships Taoism and believes in religion, so he dresses like a layman.

When Wu Ding queued up to enter the city gate, he looked at the soldiers who were on guard and checking the pass.

He also missed the past.

When he first wore it, it was a third-tier town, and it was a martial arts world, so the management was not strict at all.

Give him some small money and say a few nice words and he'll be let in.

Now...if I hadn't learned a few tricks now, I wouldn't have gotten in.

This city...

"Qiantang...then you must go see the West Lake of the Song Dynasty."

There's heaven above and Suzhou and Hangzhou below.

Suzhou and Hangzhou in the Song Dynasty were undoubtedly the most prosperous and glorious times worth admiring.

"I wonder if the Leifeng Pagoda has been built now."

The "screen" of the Mountain and Sea Realm was suddenly blocked by a huge white python that covered the sky and the sun.

Wu Ding: …………Boss, can you step back?

"Is this the Legend of the White Snake?"

For a moment, all kinds of snakes in the Mountain and Sea Realm began to get excited.

Black, white, red, green, with wings, feathers, in the water, in the swamp, several heads all stretched their bodies and stuck their heads out.

Their excitement is completely understandable.

"Leifeng Pagoda is not just a story. It is a historical relic, one of the ten great archaeological wonders, and was built in 977 in the Northern Song Dynasty."

Apart from any cultural relic value, Leifeng Sunset is also one of the ten great beauties of the West Lake in history.

It's a pity that Leifeng Pagoda was destroyed by time. In order to protect the remaining ruins, the state directly built a new pagoda outside Leifeng Pagoda to protect Leifeng Pagoda.

"Not only is Leifeng Pagoda itself a cultural relic, but the cultural relics under Leifeng Pagoda are even more incredible. I remember... there are 47 national first-class cultural relics, five of which are rare national treasures."

"More valuable than your "Lanting Preface"?

"It's hard to compare. Let's put it this way. One of them is the hair relic of Sakyamuni."

One is the inheritance of literature and Taoism, and the other is a religious belief. Different people have different values, and it is indeed difficult to measure the preciousness.

"We have arrived in Qiantang. This genuine Leifeng Sunset must be seen... Well, maybe it is really the world of the Legend of the White Snake?"

If the Monkey King is a well-deserved male god, then the White Lady is the goddess in everyone's dream.

Gentle, kind, beautiful, affectionate, and powerful White Lady...

"It's still early, let's put the inn aside. Let's go see the scenery first."

He is no longer the same person as before.

He has more than just cash from various countries.

Silver coins, small gold beads, gold leaves, small pearls, small jade pendants, etc. are all prepared.

Prepared to perfectly match the possible requests for payment from various dynasties.

Wu Ding stopped a young man who was passing by wearing a tight suit and carrying a wooden spear.

"Young man, please tell me how to get to Leifeng Pagoda?"

"What?" The young man turned around in confusion, speaking Wu dialect, obviously not understanding Mandarin.

Wu Ding: Wait, it was said that the whole world speaks Mandarin!!!

How come the rules have been upgraded after only one world is gone!

Is it interesting to increase the difficulty in such details?

The young man who was stopped by Wu Ding was also enthusiastic.

He said it again in half-baked Mandarin.

It's just the official language of the Song Dynasty... emmmm

The omnipotent little cutie Lu Duan appeared again.

Wu Ding listened to the translation and tried to imitate the pronunciation before continuing the conversation.

The young man enthusiastically said that he could take Wu Ding to see Leifeng Pagoda.

The two of them traveled together. Although communication was a little difficult, the most beautiful scenery in the world was next to them, and there was an enthusiastic and energetic tour guide.

It was really not lonely along the way.

"Xu Xi, has anyone said that you are good-looking?"

"It's okay." Xu Xi scratched his head with an embarrassed look. This was indeed said by too many people.

"Master has always said that I should go to school and become an official with this face, not to practice martial arts."

Don't look at Xu Xi's sturdy figure and flexible steps. At first glance, he is a martial artist who never leaves his fists.

But his face is really too good-looking, with a face like a crown of jade, elegant demeanor, red lips and white teeth, and a beautiful appearance.

Practicing martial arts in the sun and rain did not make his appearance rough at all. If he put on a long robe to cover his sturdy figure and held a book in his hand, he would be a real scholar.

A white-cut chicken that looks super easy to bully.

"No, it's not just this kind of good." Wu Ding judged Xu Xi's beauty from a metaphysical perspective. "You are glowing."

"???"

"A good person who has accumulated merits and done good deeds for generations. No matter what you want to do in this life, you will get what you want. So, you can really consider giving up martial arts and pursuing literature."

Wu Ding was afraid that his half-baked divination was not accurate.

Invite the big guys in the Shanhai world to take a look.

All of them got the same answer.

In the Song Dynasty, the life of civil officials was obviously much better than that of military officials.

"So I'm so awesome!" Xu Xi jumped up and down with joy, "Then I will definitely become a super awesome general in the future?!"

"...Yes."

"Great, I will practice martial arts diligently and join the army. In the future, when the imperial court marches north to recover the Sixteen Prefectures of Yanyun, I will definitely be on the list of generals."

Wu Ding felt sad for a moment.

When the king's army conquers the Central Plains in the north, don't forget to tell your father during the family sacrifice.

The dream of the Northern Expedition of the ambitious people in the entire Song Dynasty was not realized until the fall of the dynasty.

"Wuda brother, do you think I should go to the Long Family Army, the Li Family Army, the Guo Family Army, the Qiu Family Army, the Yue Family Army, the Zhongshan Army or the Zhenbei Army in the future?" Xu Xi said a lot of army names like a mouthful.

A small question mark appeared on Wu Ding's head.

Although he was not very familiar with the history of the Song Dynasty, was there any dynasty in the Song Dynasty that had so many generals who could stand on their own?

"Well, either is fine."

"You can't just do it casually. I want to join the main force of the Northern Expedition. In the future, I will be awarded a title of nobility and prime minister based on my military merits, and earn an imperial decree for my future wife."

"Uh..." The more I talk, the more I feel something is wrong. "Xu Xi, what year is this year?"

"The second year of Mingdao." Xu Xi answered casually. "The emperor and the queen mother are very positive about the Northern Expedition. Last year, the reign was changed to Mingdao to show their determination. Within three years, the court will definitely start the Northern Expedition again. I must not miss this opportunity."

Mingdao is the reign of Renzong. If I remember correctly, during the Mingdao period, Empress Dowager Zhangxian was still ruling the country from behind the curtain.

Renzong and the queen mother... Northern Expedition?

Is there something wrong with this Song Dynasty?

"Although my sister is worried about me, a man in the world naturally has to fight on the battlefield. I don't want those civil servants who are always nagging and scolding. And..." Xu Xi showed a bit of embarrassment. "The status of a military officer is always higher than that of a civil officer."

He was still a very secular little man, who wanted to defend his country and was also thinking about being made a marquis and a prime minister.

Wu Ding: Well, very good, it's confirmed, this Song Dynasty is indeed wrong.

But... it seems not bad.

"Brother supports you. I..."

Wu Ding wanted to join, but after hesitating for a while, he sighed.

Warfare takes too long.

The army has strict discipline.

If he joins, he won't be able to practice well.

"Although I can't join the army with you, brother Xu Xi, to serve the country, I have a small fortune, and I am willing to spend all my family wealth to support the army."

Xu Xi suddenly stopped and immediately bowed to Wu Ding to thank him for his noble character.

"Brother Wu, we are so close, so don't call each other by our names. It seems strange. My name is Hanwen, so you can just call me Hanwen. Brother, what's your name..."

Wu Ding: …………

"Brother Wu?"

"Wait, what's your name?" Just now, Lu Duan seemed to have translated a special character.

"Hanwen, Xu Hanwen."

The clever Lu Duan also helped translate several times.

"I've been calling you Xu Xi, is that wrong?"

When they exchanged names, Xu Xi nodded too quickly, and Wu Ding thought he read it correctly, so he didn't let Lu Duan translate.

"The pronunciation is a little wrong, but it doesn't matter." [Xu Xi] understands the distress of accent differences. "There are also foreigners who call me Xu Ji. I'm Yanwu Xu, the immortal of cultivation. My name is Hanwen, Han of Hanshui, and Wen of both civil and military skills."

Speaking of this, Xu Xian felt a little embarrassed.

"My name was given to me by my father before he died. He passed away early, and when I was little... He always thought I would be a writer."

Yes, now you practice martial arts.

Wu Ding looked at the tendons on Xu Xian's arms that slightly protruded from his clothes, looked at Xu Xian's sunny and vigorous appearance, and the wooden spear behind him.

Well, very good, a Xu Xian who studied martial arts hard to defend his country.

White Lady, you don't have to worry about your husband being exposed and scared to death.

"Can Han Wen get married?"

"Not yet." Xu Xian suddenly hesitated. "I want, I want..."

"Marry someone good-looking."

"Brother Wu!!!" Xu Xian's face flushed.

"It's okay, it's human nature."

"I, I, I..."

"It's best to be virtuous and kind, to be a soulmate, and to be as beautiful as a fairy, right."

In fact, Xu Xian's mate selection standard is the standard in everyone's heart.

Both men and women hope that their other half has good looks, character and can get along with themselves.

The point is... Xu Xian didn't just think about it, he did it.