My Hair Can Create a Demon Country

Many questions and answers on Zhihu forum are difficult to distinguish between true and false, some are sincere, and some are nonsense, but in any case, the questions that cause popular discussions must be very eye-catching.

Take this question for example:

[If you are trapped in the same cycle in the same day, how can you use time to enrich yourself? 】

It was early in the morning, the rain outside the window was gradually thickening, and the sky was dimmed.

Fu Qingjun sat in front of the computer, after thinking about it, he typed a title on the forum:

"I had a dream last night. It was vaguely a grand picture of the sacrifices of the ancient primitive dynasty. They seemed to summon some ancient gods on an ancient ship."

"When I woke up this morning, I felt that the outside of the room was becoming hazy."

"After a few days of research, I found out that I have been in an endless cycle of 'August 25th' at home."

"I was dumbfounded all of a sudden."

"This horror cruise ship, the butterfly effect, Steins' Gate, these time loop things, I have seen a lot."

"But why it became like this is completely at a loss. Could it be because of that dream? I also contacted the outside world in various ways, but I couldn't find my specific address at all, just like an Internet ghost that transcends time."

"What I actually want to ask now is that I am still in the third year of high school. I have been doing crazy questions to prepare for the college entrance examination, learning college content in advance, and pre-learning computer programming... It has been seventeen years now. Tell me, how should I continue to plan? Life?"

Although August 25th of this year is Qixi Festival, there are quite a few singles on the Internet who have nothing to do, because this question is really weird.

"A little high school student, is he already an uncle in his thirties? (Shocked)"

"You actually want to be a programmer, the kind of "Java from entry to soil"? (dog head)"

"2333, 17 years of study in the third year of high school, unprecedented in history!! Wouldn't it be safe to win the champion after coming out? (Confused)"

Many people made unnutritious comments, and at the same time they felt extremely suspicious about Fu Qingjun's experience. The fish was too fake.

Soon, some well-known forum answerers also began to leave comments,

She and Jian are in the past: "Thank you for the invitation, everyone, please don't doubt it, because I have a similar experience in this regard!"

"When I woke up last night, I had a dream. In the dream, I yelled, "Don't bully young people and poor people. When I woke up, a bunch of Doudi on horseback came running into the living room. They kept shouting, Doudi in front of me!" How dare you dismount and fight!"

"I was dumbfounded all of a sudden."

"How can there be a group of fighting emperors? My family does not have any natural treasures, and the emperor inherits the ancient secret realm."

"I was completely at a loss as to why this happened. I asked my sister, and my sister said that it might be because her right eye was not sealed well when she took a bath last night, and the group of fighting emperors came to her when her breath leaked out. Now What's terrible is that the tables and chairs in the living room at home were overturned by the Heavenly Tier Fighting Technique, making it a mess, what I want to ask is, what should I do now? I'm in a hurry!!"

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Fu Qingjun's face turned dark slightly.

I really don't know where to start complaining.

The ID "She and the sword are in the past" is a well-known certified master in the forum, and also a master master I recognize on the Internet in every reincarnation this day.

But every time he appeared, he would post this passage, which made people speechless, and he was simply a little expert at dismantling the stage.

But soon, something even more powerful came, and a well-known programmer certification boss also came to join in the fun.

Mediterranean Barber:

"Thank you, I have a similar experience as a programmer in this regard!"

"Last night I dreamed of a programming nightmare that I couldn't wake up from. When I woke up this morning, the house was full of electronic sounds, ding ding dong dong: the system is turning on! Newbie gift packs are being distributed!"

"It's jingling, I really can't fall asleep, thinking about whether grandpa and aunt danced so early! I quickly got up and went downstairs to watch.

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"Who knew that a handsome man and a beautiful woman ran into my living room, with a system on his body to remind him that the sound kept ringing."

"I have watched similar plots a lot, but my family is also ordinary, why are there a bunch of time travelers? I asked my thirteen-year-old junior high school cousin, and he said it might be due to a system failure during the time travel process. Noisy in our living room."

"My cousin said that this high-tech is not something I can fix program bugs. Let me pretend to be the villain rich second generation to slap them in the face, and their system may start normally. My problem now is: What if I slap the face What should I do if I get killed by these protagonists?"

Fu Qingjun was speechless.

Why is Second Master's mind still so big?

You are enough!

It's not easy for the two of you with amazing brains to draw out a story and write it as a novel!

Fu Qingjun couldn't help being speechless in his heart: "Why do you two do this every time? I'm really not talking nonsense, I just entered the space-time loop..."

But as soon as it was started, the comments suddenly exploded, and countless people shared their stories.

"Thank you! I have a similar experience..."

"Thank you!"

Fu Qingjun was completely silent.

This taste is too strong.

I am asking the question sincerely.

After a while, another ID appeared to join in the fun.

Fu Qingjun's eyes lit up, he was the third master, so he was waiting for him.

Blood Knight: "The above are talking nonsense! They are full of Internet sand sculpture talents! It's really bad! People's hearts are not old! Do you dare to swear that it is true? But I have experienced the same thing as the landlord. If I To tell a lie is to strike a thunderbolt from the heart!"

"This has been going on for two or three years. I've gradually turned pale, panting after taking two steps, and become limp like a sixty-nine-year-old comrade. blood."

"I think I might become the legendary vampire Cain, or a zombie general. I can't attack people. I also want to go to the hospital to steal blood bags, but it's easy to expose. I thought for a long time and finally came up with a life-saving method: Secretly steal women's clothes every day, and go to the toilet to pick up aunt's towels."

"This method has been going on for several years, and I have never dared to tell other people. Until today, I met all the old comrades of the same kind. It's a pleasure to meet you! (cup fists)"

Fu Qingjun looked calm.

He knew that someone was telling the truth to him at this moment.

Compared to the other two, the third master was still honest. Fu Qingjun couldn't help being moved, and took out his mobile phone to call the police silently.

call!

"How many times has it been repeated?"

He sat in front of the computer and stretched, his whole body was extremely calm, "It's probably more than six thousand days."

Time repeats itself.

Yesterday is today, today is today, tomorrow is today.

Everything trapped in the house, becomes dull and dull.

But during the day of repeated reincarnation, Fu Qingjun accidentally met a few strange people on the Internet, and learned a lot with humility.

Many times, even Fu Qingjun felt that these three guys were like a few big villains in the valley of villains.

All have extraordinary backgrounds, deceived and deceived, and taught the ignorant self all kinds of knowledge.

Medicine, programming, electro-mechanics...

They have their own strengths in various fields.

At this moment, Fu Qingjun also knew that they didn't believe it at all, but it didn't matter.

It's easy to catch fish.

Fu Qingjun typed: "I'll add each of you on WeChat and drag you into the group."

puff!

The three of them laughed, everyone was pretending, how did you know about our WeChat account?

But in the next second, they have all received the addition of strange friends.

And the scene that shocked them even more appeared, they were privately messaged with more than a dozen pieces of privacy that only they knew, and this was personal privacy that outsiders could never know.

"These were handed over to me by you before, in order to win your trust as quickly as possible."

Fu Qingjun sat in front of the computer with a chuckle, the crisp keyboard sound,

"Start to talk about business, meet again, life is still like meeting for the first time."

"For you, I just met you, but for me, I have known the three of you for more than six thousand days, more than seventeen years."

"You all heard what I said just now. It's all true. My reincarnation is on the day of Qixi Festival, 'August 25th'."

The three of them were shocked immediately.

Any stranger on the other side of the network will only feel shock when he utters this sentence, which is a strong fear of the unknown.

This person is very familiar with them and knows the secrets that only they and themselves know...

Even they couldn't help wondering: Is it possible that someone is reincarnated, as Robinson Robinson in the island of time, sending a signal to the outside of the island of time for help?

Mysterious reincarnation...

time cage...

It was just too surreal.

All three present felt caught in a fantastical event.

She and the sword are in the past, typing on the keyboard frantically: "Reincarnation? If it really appeared, your room may have fallen into a wormhole!"

Blood Knight: "Wormhole?"

She and the sword are in the past: "The wormhole is a theory proposed by Einstein and Nathan Rosen in 1930."

"According to the hypothesis put forward by the cosmic gravitational field equation, it is called a possible time travel channel, the intersection point of time and space in different parallel universes... Maybe you may be traveling in a wormhole, after all, the endless loop you are showing now , is a sense of time travel, or time chaos."

Fu Qingjun was silent.

I don't know much about these scientific principles, and I am not a real physicist.

All he knew was that it was all because of an ancient boat the size of a fingernail that he picked up when he was a child.

The miniature decks, sails, anchors, and compass on the ship are full of mottled years, the hull is covered with traces of swords, and the deck is stained with blood.

This ancient ship probably has the function of "reincarnating and repeating time" in it?

Fu Qingjun thought so.

And the compass on the ship keeps moving like a clock, like a ship sailing in the vast ocean.

I am on a boat, on the big boat of time, where are I going?

Blood Knight: "Hey, brother! Will you be like Steins Gate, after the wormhole comes out, it will melt into a green rubber man, and then appear in various historical time periods?"

The third master always has some weird house language, but Fu Qingjun has already gotten used to it.

Fortunately, during the voyage to the island of time, there were still people chatting with me.

Fu Qingjun still said honestly: "Third master, although I am very happy to meet you and I have taught me a lot of knowledge, I have secretly called the police for your perverted behavior! On August 25th, although you still Teach me, but tomorrow you may be called to check the water meter in no time."

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Called the police?

The Blood Knight fell into extreme shock on the spot.

I treat you as a confidant, but you treat me as a pervert?

Young man, you don't talk about Wude.

She and the sword are in the past: "You are trapped in reincarnation, this time, you want to continue to learn from us?"

"That's right, programming is almost done, this time I'm here to study medicine..."

Fu Qingjun was about to say something when suddenly there was a "boom" and the whole room shook again, and some mirror-like cracks appeared around the whole room.

Fu Qingjun shook his head and looked towards the door.

The ancient ship in his hand was slightly hot, and when he looked closely, the pointer disc on the ancient ship had turned to the end.

The compass has stopped, does this mean to be docked?

I have been imprisoned for seventeen years, and now I can finally get out alive?