My Hair Can Create a Demon Country
Chapter 588 Tea, Still the Fragrance of Old Tea
"I really..."
Wen Ce Tianzun ran all the way, and the surrounding Tianzun spontaneously lined up, feeling the threat of death in his heart more and more,
He was so uncomfortable inside that he was a fucking dog!
How can I still run? ? ?
This is almost certain death!
Fu Qingjun was in the dark, saw this scene, and laughed aloud, "Good guy, I'm not an upgraded version of closing doors and beating dogs, I'm indeed my apprentice. No chance! But what about the 3,000-meter race meeting on the campus playground?"
After all, the layout in front of me is really like this,
The outer circle was filled with crowds of onlookers eating melons, and two people in the middle were running around crazily.
Isn't it the sports meeting?
Two people run three thousand meters, and a bunch of onlookers are sitting on the circle of the field, eating melons and watching the game here!
LOL!
Everyone pushes this wall down!
"It's so beautiful."
Fu Qingjun grinned, he didn't expect that the entire battlefield would develop like this, running a marathon around the circle.
Wen Ce Tianzun in the middle is criticized here?
A group of people watched and made green tea.
"Hey, this is also normal, this is the general trend, understand? The general trend!"
Fu Qingjun took a sip of tea, and couldn't help but also started to watch the show with those heavenly lords, shaking his head and sighing:
"Wen Ce, Uncle is someone who has come here. We, the main characters, have to be beaten violently!"
"Back then, my uncle was the 'Tianzun who took the blame', and it was unspeakably miserable to be madly blamed. Now you are even more miserable. It is the green tea Tianzun who was watched and ran around, and directly killed the whole universe socially."
"Uncle can understand your mood, uncle can understand, and uncle can empathize with you, but the general trend likes to sharpen the protagonist and endure hardships in order to make progress."
"It's a trick of good fortune. It's not easy to be the main character, and you're not the only one. If you are played to death, people will choose a new protagonist."
Fu Qingjun looked old and pedantic, with an accent of some earth dialects,
"Wen Ce, listen to Uncle's persuasion, the protagonists of this trend are all fictitious, and the water here is too deep, you can't grasp it! You listen to Uncle and give Uncle the protagonist of the trend."
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The current strange situation, surrounded by all the gods, is something that most people did not expect.
But also within reason,
It can also be said to be an inevitable development of the situation.
After all, everyone wants to kill Wen Ce Tianzun, whether it is his threat to his own struggle for the general situation, or his personal emotional grievances towards himself.
Perhaps, in the face of this kind of battle situation that is more suitable for the field, now we can find another football commentator to introduce the passionate narration of the battle situation:
"Okay, audience friends, hello everyone, I am your commentator Sanbaijin, welcome to the universe's ultimate eighth-level arena, the competition in the thirty-ninth era season will determine the champion of this ultimate era .”
"Many newcomers don't know,
Let's recap. "
"The two sides who met last time met for the first time. The brave ones are evil dragons. Player Fu Qingjun didn't rush to make a move, but chose to add a layer of triple invisibility buffs to himself."
"Player Wen Ce did not choose to attack immediately, but used the triple green tea whore strategy very steadily to start the game. He hid in the dark and frantically obtained resources. He was good at dancing with his sleeves and accumulated resources by thinking. After all, the opponent has a clear home court advantage. This player We can see that the thinking is very clear.”
"In the first round, the two sides mainly accumulated their own strength and made a small-scale test. They have already performed very well. In the current round, they have begun to try the initial attack. We can see that their attack has lived up to expectations and is even more exciting!"
"First of all, as the home player, Fu Qingjun can't let the opponent grow forever. He chose to let his first double buff, Amiro, to test, try to attack, and crack the opponent's green tea growth plan."
"Although Amiro is a striker, please don't underestimate Amiro. Amiro's real body is actually the real Wen Ce Tianzun. The four consecutive champions of the golden generation back then, although he was too old to have retired, But it is still effective to use the residual heat now.”
"Now, in order to let the audience understand clearly, it is necessary for us to introduce this Taizu Universe Emperor in depth."
"As we all know, the former strongest emperor champion of the first generation, Immortal World Honored One, is a probabilistic player with logical and rational flow, and his ability to predict is outstanding."
"But Wen Ce Tianzun, the champion of the three generations of emperors, is the complete opposite. She was born as a woman, a concubine who was born in the palace. She has been intriguing since she was a child, and she has a delicate mind. She has grown up like this. She is the most famous green whore with emotional flow in the universe. PUA-type players are good at playing with people's hearts and the trust of the world, so as to keep reincarnating."
"So, now the audience can see that this style of play is very targeted. Wen Ce Tianzun is the real green tea whore. The green tea whore's strategy against the opponent's opening move can be described as green tea vs. green tea!! Needlepoint Against Maimang! It’s very exciting! A head-to-head academic competition in the field!”
"Okay, let's not talk nonsense, the game has entered a fierce stage!"
"Oh! Wonderful! After just a few silent confrontations, has it reached this point of almost complete defeat?"
"We can say that this is a field competition between tea art masters. It is obvious that Amiro is superior. Although the talent and wisdom of Fake News Ce Tianzun are higher than that of Amiro, a corrupt old man, he can say in his prime crushed Amiro."
"As the saying goes, boxing is afraid of the young!"
"However, the art of tea is the complete opposite. Tea is still old tea!"
"Old audiences who love to drink tea know that old tea is mellow and thick, with endless aftertaste, but new tea is relatively dry and often not smooth enough, and it is easy to be seen through and disgusted by people."
"Okay, just as we were explaining wonderfully, we have already seen that the situation of the battle is very clear. Wen Ce Tianzun was exposed as the green tea whore's true identity, surrounded by the world, poking the spine, and is in danger..."
"And our first contestant, Amiro, has amazing tea skills, and he is not forgiving. He took advantage of the victory and pursued it, and directly launched the high-level secret of the green tea bitch: Bailian bitch. Once this skill is released, it directly stands on the commanding heights of morality and public opinion. Go down to the chastity archway, guide the angry atmosphere of countless people, go to surround and kill the other party, and condemn the other party as a slut!"
"The battle situation has developed to the present, we can see that this young player is already close to death."
"I can't see any chance for the villain at all. Is our fake news player Ce Tianzun going to fall in the second round? Is it so fast? Or can he counterattack?? With a more exciting way to reverse?"
"I have to say, this second round is really more exciting! Green tea whore vs. green tea whore, who will win, we will continue to wait and see!!"
"Hello everyone, this is the commentator Sanbaijin, let's continue to break it down next time."
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