My house collapsed from the top, and the system just came?

After Wang Mo knew what song he had chosen, he let out a long sigh of relief.

He returned to the player room immediately.

When Liu Shufang saw him, she immediately greeted him excitedly with her eyes shining: "Oh, Xiao Wang, you're finally here. It's so boring to sit here. There's no one to chat with after you left. I'm almost scared." bored to death."

Wang Mo thought to himself: I've only been out for less than five minutes, okay?

I can't bear it.

It's quite a feat to find such a person on the show.

While Aunt Liu didn't start talking.

He quickly said: "Aunt Liu, time is tight, let's discuss the song?"

"Hey!"

Aunt Liu waved her hand: "Don't worry, let's chat a few more words."

You are not in a hurry, I am!

Wang Mo was stunned, and Liu Shufang turned on the machine gun mode again: "Actually, I didn't want to sing at first. I just shouted a few times in the vegetable market. Where can I sing on TV? But the TV station said that they would reimburse me for the air ticket. , Accommodation, when I thought about it, I rarely come to Star City, so I just treat it as a tourist. But when I came here, I realized that the TV station was so stupid that they didn’t allow me to go out at all, so they locked me up here. I am still a tourist. But I called my daughter just now and asked her if she knew you. But my daughter said you were a big star? The key is that when the girl heard your name, she went crazy and asked me to get your autograph. You took pictures and asked me to steal them... Ahem, I'll take some of your clothes back, even socks..."

"..."

Wang Mo rubbed his eyebrows again.

He said cruelly: "Aunt Liu, if you can sing this song well, I will hire someone to accompany you around Star City and give you a shirt signed by me. What do you think?"

Aunt Liu's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Wang Mo: "Of course it's true."

Aunt Liu: "Have you ever worn that shirt before, or did you buy it new?"

Wang Mo forced a smile: "Bought new."

Aunt Liu: "Oh, Xiao Wang. Actually, that's not what I meant. Singing, since I'm here, I must take it seriously, right? As for the shirt, don't sign it, I'll just take it... Well, I'm 160, Plus size, any color.”

"Okay...ok."

Wang Mo swallowed.

After receiving a free shirt, Aunt Liu became much more talkative.

These days, aunt is actually the easiest to deal with.

Give them a little profit, and they will have you in their hands in no time.

Wang Mo asked tentatively: "Then let's start practicing singing?"

Aunt Liu waved her hand: "Okay!"

She had no idea what it meant that Wang Mo could come up with a song so quickly.

Come to the singing practice room.

Wang Mo said: "Aunt Liu, the song we sang this time has no lyrics."

When Liu Shufang heard this, she was pleasantly surprised and said: "Oh, the lyrics are not good, the lyrics are not good. I just can't remember the lyrics. Look at the songs nowadays, there are a lot of messy lyrics, and I can't hear them clearly. It makes my head hurt. ."

She also didn't know what a song without lyrics meant.

fair enough.

In this way, Wang Mo found that Aunt Liu did not have any psychological burden at all, but was instead very motivated to fight for a shirt.

Wang Mo took a notebook, wrote two words on the paper, and said with a smile: "Auntie, although our song has no lyrics, we still have to remember the title."

The paper said: Uneasy.

That's right!

The song Wang Mo prepared for Liu Shufang this time was the famous "Uneasy".

Aunt Liu has a high school diploma and can read well. She nodded: "Uneasy, yes, I remember it."

Wang Mo: "Since there are no lyrics, then I will sing a line and you will learn a line?"

"okay."

Aunt Liu agreed wholeheartedly.

So next, Wang Mo sang a line and Aunt Liu learned a line.

This was Wang Mo's first time singing "Uneasy" in his previous life, and he was filled with embarrassment when he sang it.

"Ah, ah oh oh, ah, hissing ~~~"

She looked like a naughty woman, making his face feel hot.

But what he didn't expect was that Liu Shufang seemed to be extremely energetic. The more she sang, the more surprise in her eyes became more intense: "Oh, this song is good, this song is really good!"

Wang Mo only taught her three times, and Liu Shufang, who had no lyrics, was able to imitate 80% of the song on her own.

Wang Mo was stunned by this kind of talent.

After all, this song was called the song of death in the previous life!

Except for the god-man Lao Gong, there are few people in China who can control it.

But now Aunt Liu seems to be singing this song like a duck to water, especially the long section in the middle of the song, "Bah, Kah, Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah, Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, haha," Wang Mo even stumbled when singing.

But Aunt Liu was extremely smooth.

According to her words: "This singing is more exciting than arguing!"

That's it.

In less than half a day, Wang Mo could only sit aside and stare, because Aunt Liu had completely taken control of the situation and did not need Wang Mo's participation at all.

Even when Wang Mo went to teach, she thought he was in the way.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

"嘚唔嘚啲庺嘚唔嘚嚺"

Wang Mo was both pleased and frightened at the perfect performance.

After singing for a while, Aunt Liu felt that her singing was boring.

She said to Wang Mo: "No, no, I need more people to perform well in a quarrel."

Wang Mo was stunned: "Aunt Liu, you are singing now, not arguing."

Aunt Liu laughed: "Isn't this song just about quarreling?"

Wang Mo was speechless.

But what Aunt Liu said does make sense. If it weren't for her excellent quarreling talent, she might not be able to master this song.

After a pause, Wang Mo said: "Then how do you think we should train?"

Aunt Liu: "Open the door so that I can get some air while singing."

Fine.

Wang Mo felt that if he didn't open the door, Aunt Liu could run to the top floor of Mango Building and sing. She can definitely do it with this posture.

only……

After opening the door, Wang Mo escaped again.

He didn't dare sit here.

A few minutes later.

When he came back again, he found that the door of the singing practice room was already surrounded by people.

There are three floors inside and three floors outside.

All are employees of Mango TV.

Everyone didn't even care about their work. They all stared inside eagerly, as if there was something in there that particularly attracted them.

The people inside looked excited.

People outside asked anxiously: "What did you see?"

A staff member in front didn’t even look back: “No need to look, just listen!”

do not know when.

Chief director Zhao Quan came over and almost vomited blood when he saw this situation: "Is it fun?"

One person quickly said: "It's fun, very fun!"

Zhao Quan: "Is it more fun than work?"

This person's conditioned reflex: "How can work be compared to..."

Then he suddenly felt why this voice was so familiar?

Turning around, he saw Zhao Quan's dark face.

This man almost peeed out of fright: "Director Zhao, do you know me?"

Zhao Quan said coldly: "Which department are you from?"

This person ran away in a flash, just don’t recognize him!

Also in an instant.

Everyone dispersed in a hurry.

Zhao Quan was left standing alone at the door and frowning. What could arouse such high enthusiasm among these people?

He just came to the door.

I saw a burst of singing coming from inside soon:

"Ah, ah, oh oh, ah hissing, ah, ah hissing, ah hissing ah mys"

Zhao Quan was stunned for a moment.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

…

After Wang Mo's sincere advice and the price of another T-shirt, Aunt Liu closed the door again.

no way.

If we don't close the door, with Aunt Liu's energy, the entire Mango Building will probably explode.

By then, it won't be Aunt Liu singing "Uneasy", but the whole Mango Channel will be worried.

Three days.

Wang Mo finally got through it.

Of course, he was actually somewhat satisfied in his heart, because after three days of intensive training, Aunt Liu had completely mastered "Uneasy" and spoke at a master level!

According to Aunt Liu, she has not yet reached her full potential.

Because the more people there are, the more her potential can be stimulated, and the better her performance will be.

Wang Mo thought for a while. When the show is recorded, there will be hundreds of spectators. Coupled with the atmosphere at the scene, it should be enough for Aunt Liu to bloom at her full strength, right?

Really a little bit of expectation.

…

soon.

The weekend is coming again.

After the last episode of "Song of Peak, King of Peak" was broadcast, it caused a strong response.

According to Mango Channel’s official Weibo, the ratings of the first episode reached 2.67%.

For a music variety show, this ratings is absolutely incredible. As long as it is stable in the later stage, I am afraid this show will be another big variety show that can compete with "The Mask".

Therefore, when Saturday arrived, countless viewers stayed in front of their TVs or computers, looking forward to the second episode.

"This time, I wonder if there is another perverted topic?"

"Do you have any inside information?"

"I heard some news. The questions this time are definitely hellish."

"Can you be more detailed?"

"cannot!"

"..."

that's all.

Finally, at 7:30 pm, the show still started half an hour earlier.

First, Zhao Quan announced the outcome of the previous issue in front of the camera: "After statistics from the entire network, "Once Upon a Time" won the first place with a crushing advantage, and "Painted Life" won the second place. "Heart of Flower" was third and "Sail Away" was fourth. So in this competition, the lyrics and music group and the singer group tied with a score of 1:1."

for this result.

Many people sighed.

"Originally, the songwriting team won."

"The song "The Way You Were" can beat the other three songs."

"Wu Rui is holding us back."

"Actually, we can't say that Wu Rui is weak, but that Wang Mo is too strong."

"You're right, Wu Rui's "Heart of Flowers" is also a top song, but it just lost slightly to Brother Chang."

"..."

Everyone was talking about it.

There are those who are against Wang Mo.

Some blame Wu Rui.

There were also those who were lucky that the singer group tied.

Amid this enthusiasm, Mango Channel announced the title of the second issue.

At this time, netizens were in a collective climax.

"Lyrics can't exceed 10 words?"

"I'll go, what kind of outrageous question is this?"

"Hahahaha, I laughed to death when I saw the question, especially when I saw Yang's smiling expression, it made my stomach hurt. I'm afraid Brother Yang is going to burp this time."

"Indeed, this topic is extremely unfriendly to Brother Yang. He is the only one among the four who cannot write songs."

"What's so difficult about this topic? I can just write one: Ya Baa Dad~~Ya Baa Dad~~~Look, there are only three words. They are rich in meaning and profound. Everyone likes to listen to it."

"Fuck, what's another word for labor and capital: um... uh uh uh... uh uh uh... Isn't it better than yours?"

"I've already reported the two people upstairs, so be on your way."

"..."

The imagination of netizens has always been eye-opening.

Of course, what makes everyone more excited is.

After seeing that the contestant Wang Mo drew was Aunt Liu, and seeing Aunt Liu's machine-gun speaking speed, everyone almost laughed like crazy.

"Auntie is mighty!"

"Looking at Aunt Liu's interview record, I almost died laughing."

"Aunt Liu: I'm best at quarreling. When I heard this, I laughed so much that my stomach hurt."

"Hahahaha, I guess Wang Mo is going to kneel this time."

"The lyrics cannot exceed 10 words, which is already a hellish difficulty, and then I meet a player like Aunt Liu. I feel desperate for Wu Yan."

"Wang Mo: I am afraid that my eternal reputation will be destroyed this time."

"..."

In the enthusiasm of netizens.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the second episode of "Song of the Peak, King of the Peak" was finally broadcast.

This time.

Liu Yongchang's player was the first to appear.

Player Yang Xiao was second.

Aunt Liu is third.

Wu Rui's player was the last to take the stage.

The lyrics and music team got a small advantage and only came on stage in the next two rounds.

The contestants who will sing later will have certain advantages.

However, looking at the expressions of Liu Yongchang and Yang Xiao, it seems that the order of appearance did not affect their mood.

Especially Yang Xiao, still sitting with a smile on his face, full of confidence. It seems that although he was complaining on the surface, he completed the question beautifully behind the scenes.

"coming!"

"here we go."

"It's Liu Yongchang's player."

In the expectant eyes of the audience, a stewardess walked onto the stage.

It turns out that the "sky" Liu Yongchang drew was a stewardess.

This girl named Su Huixin is quite beautiful, with a slim figure and charming temperament. She is worthy of being a flight attendant.

But after she started singing, everyone burst into laughter.

The song sung by Su Huixin is called "You Chacha".

"Chacha.

Fork, fork, fork, and fork.

You cross it.

We'll do it with you. "

This is a new song written by Liu Yongchang, and many people almost cried when they heard it.

What song?

Simply!

I don’t know why at all, but it sounds quite joyful.

At the guest table.

The other three people all looked at Liu Yongchang.

Liu Yongchang coughed and said with some embarrassment: "I can only do this for ten-character songs.

Wu Rui: "The effect is pretty good...hahaha, hahahahahaha."

at once.

Wu Rui and Yang Xiao both burst into laughter.

Everyone is professional unless they can't help it.

certainly.

Isn’t the purpose of songs to bring emotions to people?

Whether it is joy or sadness, as long as it can make the audience's emotions rise, the song is considered a success. Now, "You Chacha" written by Liu Yongchang is obviously very popular with the audience.

From this point alone, the song is a success.

It is shared by both refined and popular people.

Who says songs have to be serious?

However... Wang Mo was the only one who didn't smile.

Wu Rui looked at Wang Mo and asked strangely: "Why don't you smile? Do you usually don't like to laugh?"

"hehe."

Wang Mo forced a smile, but did not nod or shake his head.

He was a little worried: Is this song "You Chacha" funny? It seemed to be similar in style to the song "Qiong Cha Cha" he had heard in his previous life, but in terms of how funny it was, it was actually just average. But he didn't expect to make everyone laugh like that.

What will we do when Aunt Liu comes on stage?

Wang Mo wondered whether he should ask the program team to prepare some quick-acting heart-saving pills, so as not to make some people with low laugh points laugh away.

At the same time, he wondered whether he should let Aunt Liu restrain herself after taking the stage.

Hmm... The first one is still possible. As for asking Aunt Liu to restrain herself? Wang Mo thinks he can't do it at all, and Aunt Liu is gearing up backstage right now.

Still restrained?

It's good even if it doesn't explode.

On stage.

After Su Huixin finished singing, it was Yang Xiao's turn.

Wang Mo was still very curious about what song Yang Xiao chose.

soon.

He knew it.

Yang Xiao is very smart and actually adapted a classic song "I Look Up to the Sky and Scream" into "I Look Up to the Sky and Smile".

Contestant Xiao Ming sang on the stage: "Hahahahahahaha, I look up to the sky and laugh... I can't stop laughing. Hahaha, hahaha, hahahahahahaha..."

All right.

This time, Wang Mo also laughed out loud.

The change to this song is really, um... funny.

Sure enough, this time it seemed that all the guests knew that it was difficult to write a song with less than ten lyrics, so they all picked out the funny points.

But Wang Mo swore that he didn't go there just to be funny! He just chose the song because it suited Aunt Liu's identity.

finally……

It's Wang Mo's group's turn.

Because Wang Mo has always been the most popular, coupled with Aunt Liu's special status.

The scene and the barrage immediately became lively.

"Brother Mo is here."

"Aunt Liu is going on stage."

"Hahaha, I want to laugh when I think of Aunt Liu."

"What songs did Brother Mo prepare for Aunt Liu?"

"Anyway, I can't even think of what kind of songs Aunt Liu can sing."

"Based on the impression Aunt Liu gave me, even if I give her a song of "Legend", she can still sing like a lady in the wet market."

"Pfft! Sister from the wet market! Brother, don't tease me."

"I feel like Wu Yan is going to fall on Aunt Liu this time."

"Brother Mo: I'm so desperate!"

"Brother Mo: What evil did I do to meet Aunt Liu?"

"..."

The whole audience was excited.

Even Liu Yongchang and others are full of curiosity. How can Wang Mo get a character like Aunt Liu?

In the spotlight.

Liu Shufang, wearing ordinary clothes, walked onto the stage.

The camera was focused on Aunt Liu.

Everyone could see her expression clearly on the big screen. At this moment, after seeing the dense audience, Aunt Liu didn't feel as nervous as a rural person stepping on the stage for the first time. Instead, her eyes suddenly lit up.

Yo!

so many people!

Feeling excited...

Aunt Liu felt that the blood all over her body was heating up, and she felt an urge to wait.

suddenly.

The prelude music started, a passionate guzheng accompaniment, with a murderous aura.

The next second.

Aunt Liu's face turned rosy, and she started singing at the top of her voice:

"Oh

Oh oh eh

Ah hiss ah hiss

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ah, hiss, ah, hiss, oh, oh, oh, oh.

boom!

In an instant, everyone felt a thunder explode in their ears.

The explosion caused everyone to be in a daze.

Silly!

Everyone is stupid!

Oh my God.

What song is this?

No... is this singing?

So, what about the lyrics?

Where are the lyrics?

The accompanying music melody became more and more passionate, but Aunt Liu on the stage became even more excited after seeing the shocked expressions of the audience.

This is the expression I want!

That’s all you need!

What sense of accomplishment does one-on-one or one-on-two work at the wet market provide? This kind of excitement of one person fighting against everyone in the audience is the real high-spiritedness.

At this moment, Liu Shufang was full of firepower!

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Bah!"

Strong sonic vibrations swept the entire place.

Thunder is rolling!

The audience was all stunned.

The guests were also confused.

Every one of the viewers watching TV became sluggish.

But the sluggishness is temporary.

After a moment of confusion and shock, the scene and live broadcast room all fell into the most intense explosion since the show started.

"Ah ah ah ah ah?!!!"

"Oh my God."

"What song?"

"Where are the lyrics? Just ask, where are the lyrics?"

"You're not going to tell me that this is a song without lyrics, are you?"

"Isn't it too poisonous?"

"In an instant, my brain was shrunk from the explosion."

"Help!!!"

"Help!!!!!!"

Obviously this song has completely exceeded everyone's imagination.

The key is!

Liu Shufang on the stage has completely entered the state.

The entire stage has completely become Aunt Liu's stage.

wrong!

It’s not just the stage.

The entire scene was firmly under her control. The strong melody of the music was like a huge wave that swept everyone up and threw them into the air.

Especially the speed with which he spoke, everyone would be convinced.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!

"Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!"

The song without a single word made her sing with the momentum of thousands of troops and her invincibility against everything.

That look and momentum seemed to tell everyone:

Today, my mother!

Invincible!

Petty fights like quarreling can no longer satisfy her. This feeling of conquering the whole process is the most satisfying.

The audience has gone crazy.

Who is not crazy?

Guest seats.

Wang Mo covered his eyes and buried his head deeply into his knees.

He guessed correctly. At this moment, Aunt Liu had exerted 200% of her energy and swept everything.

Perfect performance.

At this moment, I am afraid that any singer or singer could only kneel down and worship in front of her.

beside.

Yang Xiao stood up, his eyes almost popping out: "Ouch, this... ouch..."

Wu Rui was stunned. He finally knew why Wang Mo didn't laugh just now.

How can you still laugh when this song is playing?

I'm afraid that if all the other funny songs in the music library were bundled together, it would be difficult to move Wang Mo.

Liu Yongchang's eyelids twitched and his shoulders hunched, as if he was extremely restraining his emotions.

Since the show started airing, everyone's hearts have been shocked the most.

Countless people just stared blankly at Aunt Liu on the stage, completely losing their consciousness.

Only one thought running through your head?

Can the song still be sung like this?

How can a song not have any lyrics?

Can the song still be sung like this?

Especially the songs sung by Liu Shufang, although they don't have any lyrics, they have a strong magical nature and completely conquer everyone's mind and body.

"Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!

Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo Boo

Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!

"Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!"

That aura.

That momentum.

That strong sonic attack.

It almost made the entire audience lose their temper again and again.

Brain exploded.

Consciousness sinks.

They only have one thought: Liu Shufang is going to become popular! ! ! (End of chapter)