My Identity As A Schoolmaster Has Been Exposed

At the end of the first class, the physics teacher left a question:

A bear accidentally fell into the hole. The hole was 19.664 meters deep and took 2 seconds. What color is this bear?

Four options: A. Black B. White C. Gray D. Brown.

The moment the teacher released this slide, all the students in the class were dumbfounded and look dumbfounded.

This is the first time they have seen this type of question, or they saw it in the magical physics class!

"How do you do this? This is a physics problem? Damn! There is no idea at all!"

"I'm going! What kind of perverted problem is this!"

"The physics teacher won't be ruined by gravity, right?" (speaking in a low voice)

"Let's ask the physics class representative, maybe they will!"

"The monitor is also a physics bully, let's ask him too!"

Xu Cong sat calmly on his seat and smiled slightly after reading this question.

"Hey, Xu Cong, did you think the physics teacher made a mistake in this question?"

This is Xu Cong's deskmate, Sun Yujiao, who is already a beauty at a young age.

Xu Cong looked at the developing figure, and gave a comment in his heart that a little lotus is showing sharp horns.

Slim and slender, with your head down but toes, just around the corner.

But she is a scumbag, her brain is not good, she is usually confused, and her grades are almost the same as Xu Cong.

"I'm confused again! You are a scumbag like me, so how can you know if the question is wrong."

As a traverser, Xu Cong silently accepts the setting of his learning scum.

He was the third last in the class. With the help of the learning system, he signed in silently, and he had to pass the college entrance examination.

【Ding! Signed in for physics class 10 times! High school physics knowledge is integrated, and can draw inferences from one another]

Xu Cong opened the system and checked various data.

Language: Check-in 15 times (10 times full, 20 times for next upgrade)

Mathematics: 16 check-in times (10 times full, next upgrade 20 times)

English: Check-in 14 times (10 times full, next upgrade 20 times)

Politics: Sign-in 10 times (10 times full, next upgrade 20 times)

History: Check-in 10 times (10 times full, next upgrade 20 times)

Geography: Sign-in 10 times (10 times full, next upgrade 20 times)

Physics: Sign-in 10 times (10 times full, next upgrade 20 times)

Chemistry: Sign-in 10 times (10 times full, next upgrade 20 times)

Biology: Sign in 10 times (10 times full, next upgrade 20 times)

Other disciplines: to be unlocked.

The host has checked in at least 10 times, so he can master all the knowledge points of the courses learned in high school.

Just to unlock the physics department, Xu Cong smiled sweeter.

He turned his head to face Sun Yujiao and said, "How can the teacher make a mistake with such a simple question?"

Sun Yujiao blinked her big shiny eyes and looked at Xu Cong from top to bottom, and she made a curious voice: "Simple? How simple did you say it? Xu Cong, are you sick today?"

In Sun Yujiao's eyes, Xu Cong, like herself, is the bottom five in the class.

Moreover, his physics is the last to last classmate in the class, so he dare to say simple?

This is not outrageous, this is simply a dream!

"Since you said it is simple, what do you want to choose for this question? A bet on breakfast!"

Xu Cong shook his head at her.

Sun Yujiao immediately looked at him contemptuously, "I know you are talking nonsense! You are persuaded!"

Xu Cong stretched out a finger and shook it in front of her, chuckling softly: "One meal is too little, let's bet for a week!"

Seeing Xu Cong's serious appearance, Sun Yujiao laughed instead, and immediately agreed: "Okay! Just bet on breakfast for a week!"

Xu Cong saw that she was taken the bait, and immediately told her the answer: "White, polar bear."

Sun Yujiao: "How did you come to the conclusion? Don't talk nonsense, I want to know how the process is derived?"

Xu Cong: "First of all, the title said, the bear fell into the hole, it took 2 seconds, the hole was 19.664 meters deep."

"When a bear falls, it can be regarded as a free fall, so according to the formula h=1/2gt²."

When Sun Yujiao heard his analysis step, her eyes widened suddenly, and she sucked in a cold breath.

"H is 19.664, t is 2 seconds, we can conclude that g...g is..."

Sun Yujiao is working hard to calculate the value of gravitational acceleration.

Xu Cong did not wait for her to finish the calculation, and continued: "From the formula, the acceleration of gravity g can be calculated as 9.832. You can compare the acceleration of gravity at different latitudes at the end of the book. Obviously, this bear is either at the North Pole or at the South Pole."

"However, it can only be in the North Pole!"

Sun Yujiao scratched the back of her head at this time, and asked dumbly: "Then why can't it be an Antarctic bear?"

Xu Cong lifted his forehead, sighed, raised his hand and scratched her Qiong nose, and said silently: "Have you ever seen a bear in Antarctica? It can only be a polar bear, so it is white."

brush!

Sun Yujiao blushed instantly, she immediately covered her Qiong nose, and said shyly: "Xu Cong, I warn you, don't touch me! Be careful and I sue the teacher."

"Ring Ling Ling..."

When the break time is over, the class bell rang.

Sun Yujiao still didn't believe in Xu Cong, she glared at Xu Cong, and at the same time she thought that Xu Cong would be ready to buy her breakfast for a week!

Lin Fang, a physics teacher, walked in and asked the students at the bottom of the podium, "Did you make the bear question? Do you know what bear it is?"

At this time, the physics class representative stood up and raised a question: "Teacher, did you make a mistake in this question?"

Lin Fang gave him a blank look. Will labor and management make mistakes?

Why did I choose you as the representative...

Thirty years of teaching, never missed!

"There is nothing wrong with this question!"

The classmates cried out in pain again: "But there is really no way to start!"

Lin Fang smiled, "This question is very simple, as long as you can change your mind, you will be able to make this question soon! Okay, let me talk about this question now!"

On the stage, Lin Fang began to explain the topic, but what he said was exactly the same as Xu Cong's.

Sun Yujiao was completely stunned, she was so stupid, how could the teacher's behavior be exactly the same as the scumbag at the same table! !

Especially when Lin Fang said that the correct answer was White Bear, her scalp was numb and her limbs were stiff! !

Bet that buying breakfast for a week is not a problem, the main problem is...

"You have changed, you are no longer the Xu Cong I know!"

"It's okay to live to university together! I didn't expect you to quietly come out!"

"Same as a scumbag! How come you suddenly stand out!"

"Is he blind?"

"Yes, he must be nonsense!"

"So angry!"

Sun Yujiao staged a drama of complicated psychological changes in her heart.

After Lin Fang finished his explanation, he said to the students, "Do you understand now? This question is actually not that difficult, but the whole army in our class is destroyed!"

Listening to Lin Fang's words, Sun Yujiao couldn't help turning her head to look at Xu Cong, who was sleeping on the table and drooling.

Obviously there is a meeting!

Xu Cong is sleeping right now. As a scumbag, as long as he doesn't disturb other classmates, the teacher doesn't bother to care.

"Xu Cong! Don't sleep! Wake up! Did you know that you killed everyone in the class, including the physics class representative and the student leader!"

"How do you know the answer? Have you done the same question?"

Sun Yujiao kept shaking Xu Cong while talking excitedly.

Xu Cong couldn't sleep anymore. He slowly raised his head and asked sleepily, "What did you say?"

"I said how do you know the answer to this question?"

Xu Cong yawned, "Is it weird for me to make such a simple question?"

When Sun Yujiao heard these words, she was immediately irritated.

Rub it!

Sun Yujiao stood up and said: "Teacher Lin! We are not the whole army destroyed! Xu Cong got this question right! He told me the answer at first, betting me, I still don't believe it."

When Xu Cong heard this, he immediately stopped feeling sleepy, and shouted in his heart: "It's not good, I can't keep my status as a scumbag!"

Damn it!

Not only does this silly nizi sometimes get confused, the key is that she is still a tiger...

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