My Identity As A Schoolmaster Has Been Exposed

In his cognition, a painting takes a long time to paint, and it is impossible to succeed in one shot.

So he planned to buy a lot of rice paper for Xu Cong, different sizes, different papers. Although Xu Cong did not ask for this, Han Honghu had to take it into consideration.

Three feet full open, three feet horizontal batch, four feet five feet six feet eight feet one zhang...

Raw declaration, semi-cooked declaration, cooked declaration...

His boss likes painting and calligraphy, so Han Honghu also knows something. Although he can't achieve it in terms of attainments and appreciation, at least he must be able to treasure the hardware.

The other party was also a little surprised when he heard him finish, and asked, "Is he not asking for anything?"

Han Honghu nodded and said, "No."

"Okay! I'm waiting for your good news! All expenses, look back to the head office for financial reimbursement!" The boss's tone was also a little excited at this time.

When Han Honghu heard this, he hung up the phone happily.

He wants to report to the other side how Xu Cong draws, before and after, step by step, he wants to let his boss know that he is working hard for this and spare no effort!

Putting away the phone happily, he drove away in his Mercedes.

Without violating the traffic rules, he slammed on the gas pedal and went straight to the city. Not to mention buying rice paper, he went to buy a lot of good things!

liquor!

He can buy as much as he can install! What is expensive, what he buys! Anyway, it can be reimbursed.

The purpose is to make a good impression in Xu Cong's place, so that he will be very knowledgeable when he comes to work in the future.

This is one of the reasons why he wants to stay close and seek further distance and go to the city to buy rice paper. In the county, he can't buy a few thousand, or even tens of thousands, of real Moutai.

By the time he bought everything back, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon.

Lin Mengjiao held her cheeks, sitting at the door of the house, and asked, "Xu Cong, the boss Han will come, let you go?"

Xu Cong looked at Lin Mengjiao, outlined the corners of his mouth, and said playfully, "How about a bet?"

Lin Mengjiao shrank her neck immediately and said reluctantly, "I don't want it. I lose every bet."

Xu Cong saw that she was finally not fooled, so he said to her: "Then you don't look at your topic, and digest what I told you."

Lin Mengjiao thought of those questions, curled her lips, and said tiredly: "My head is confused, let me relax for a while."

Xu Cong also knew her difficulties, so he changed the subject and continued: "Okay! Ask you an interesting point of knowledge."

When Lin Mengjiao heard him say something interesting, she immediately pricked her ears and became excited: "Hmm!"

It seems that if she is not allowed to study at this time, she can do anything!

What Xu Cong said is naturally true: "I ask you, when a person jumps down from a high place, why should there be a squat action first?"

Lin Mengjiao said to her without thinking, "Squat down, accumulate strength! Inertia."

Xu Cong knocked Lin Mengjiao's head, and once again emphasized the key point of the question to her: "It is when jumping from top to bottom, not when landing. Pay attention to the question review."

Lin Mengjiao was short-circuited suddenly, she was silly, she opened her mouth and said, "Ah? This...".

She was stumped, after thinking and thinking, and then gave an answer in confusion, tentatively said: "Is it because of fear?"

For a long time, he gave such an answer.

Xu Cong rolled his eyes and said silently, "This is not a brain teaser."

Obviously not!

"Forget it, let me tell you, the momentum change will remain the same, prolong the action time, reduce the force, and avoid injury."

Lin Mengjiao covered her ears and shook her head frantically, "If you don't listen or listen, this is obviously a physics problem! Let me take a break!"

Looking at Xu Cong, Lin Mengjiao shrank her neck and looked down at her problem.

"Hey... I always feel that if I continue talking with you, something will happen."

She doesn't want to repeat the mistakes of yesterday. It is crazy. Although very comfortable, it is not good to always do that kind of thing.

But after watching, she had read so many questions that she didn't know, Lin Mengjiao was stunned, and flipped through her notes.

The previous page was full of writing, and the next page was blank. After repeated confirmations, Lin Mengjiao's doubts dissipated, and she didn't even believe it.

"I'm finished? It's over? It's gone?"

She was surprised and slightly disappointed.

"No, I remember there is another question that makes me ambiguous!" After looking for it, I finally found the question.

"A multiple-choice question given by my roommate! Xu Cong, I'm not sure what to choose, can you help me see it?"

Pass it to Xu Cong. topic:

There is a fixed vertical baffle on the horizontal ice surface. A skater faces the baffle and stands still on the ice surface. He places a static mass of 4.0kg along the baffle perpendicular to the baffle at a speed of 5.0m/s. Push toward the baffle in the direction of, and the athlete gains the retreat speed.

The block elastically collides with the baffle, and the speed is reversed. When catching up with the athlete, the athlete pushes the block to the baffle again, causing it to collide with the baffle elastically at a speed of 5.0m/s again.

After pushing the block 8 times in this way, the athlete's retreat speed is greater than 5.0m/s, and the rebounding block can no longer catch up with the athlete.

Excluding the friction on the ice surface, the athlete’s mass may be ()

A.48KG

B.53KG

C.58KG

D.63KG

After reading the question, Xu Cong looked at Lin Mengjiao and asked, "Which are your ambiguous options?"

Lin Mengjiao said directly to him: "BC!"

Xu Cong nodded, after teaching for so long, she finally understood a little bit.

"That's right, it's BC. I've seen this question before. It's a multiple choice question."

"According to the law of conservation of kinetic energy, we can finally get the athlete's mass between 52KG and 60KG."

Lin Mengjiao was taken aback for a moment, "This turned out to be a multiple choice question?"

Xu Cong said to her very seriously at this time... "Be a little confident in yourself! Now that you have calculated the correct answer, why should you doubt yourself?"

Lin Mengjiao heard her scalp numb and said, "No, no, no! Not everyone is like you! When you encounter this situation, your first reaction is that the topic is wrong, and we can only think that we are wrong!"

When she was speaking wrongly, Han Honghu drove back.

After getting out of the car, Han Honghu first took down not rice paper, but wine!

"Teacher Xu, when I was buying rice paper, I encountered an event, buying rice paper and giving wine! I bought more paper!"

With that said, Han Honghu hugged the wine bottle by bottle, and he didn't care about his straight suit. If it is dirty, let it be dirty!

Lin Mengjiao looked at the wine he moved from the car, everyone looked silly, and asked stupidly, "Boss Han, how much rice paper did you buy?"

Xu Cong was speechless, raised his head to the blue sky and let out a long sigh. This Nizi really believed Han Honghu's words.

PS: I'm so tired recently in class...

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