My Infinite Monster Clone

tell a joke?

Lin Shan was embarrassed.

He really doesn't seem to remember a funny joke.

For more than two hundred years, he spent his time in training and fighting, and his entertainment consisted of training less intense items, or competing with others in physical items such as marksmanship, boxing, wrist strength, body shape, and speed.

joke?

In the later military camps, there was really no such way of leisure.

Lin Shan lowered his head.

Trying to recall the jokes that come to mind.

However.

It seemed to be too old-fashioned to die, and he himself didn't think it was funny, so Lin Shan was tangled, his forehead wrinkled into a big Sichuan character, and he looked at the ceiling at a 30-degree angle.

How could Zhang Hui not understand that Lin Shan, this stuffy oil bottle, couldn't think of it at all.

A wry smile on his face.

This roommate is really a strange person. Thinking of a joke makes it difficult to do this. I think that when I told a joke back then, it was easy to do it. It made the girl laugh, leaning forward and backward, plus he was handsome and rich, that is. . . cough cough.

Zhang Hui quickly shook his head.

The thought went astray.

From now on, we are also family people, but we can't be so rude.

He turned his attention to Lin Shan again.

Being watched by so many people, Lin Shan didn't have stage fright, but if he didn't have stage fright, he wouldn't be stage fright, so he couldn't get into a deadlock. Looking at Zhang Hui's hopeful eyes, Lin Shan had no choice but to cheat and hang up.

inside the room.

The bridesmaids took turns looking out through the door, laughing and commenting.

"Look, that guy is so stupid, he can't even think of a joke." A bridesmaid immediately shared it with the sisters after reading it.

"Let me see."

The bridesmaids took turns looking at each other, and they couldn't close their mouths with laughter. One girl frowned and smiled: "Yes, but you can't even afford a suit, and the style is not a famous brand. If you come to a wedding like this, you should It's a poor family."

outside the door.

Lin Shan's face froze. Obviously, he was labeled as a poor man. This dress betrayed his 'family', but it was not a betrayal, because Lin Shan really didn't have much money in his pocket.

Another girl nodded in agreement: "Yes, but we can't just let Zhang Hui pass the test, this is not good, I... also feel that the kid is so pitiful, I can't think of any jokes, life must have been very miserable before, and I must have even I haven't had any girlfriends."

"Yeah, it's so pitiful, is it possible that the girls haven't held hands?"

"People are not white. They should be basking in the sun often, not moving bricks at the construction site, right?"

"That's right, or I'll just leave it at that, it's enough to make trouble."

"OK."

"I agree."

"..."

The tone of the bridesmaids turned in unison, but this turn made Lin Shan very embarrassed.

So when Zhang Hui was tangled.

"Crack..." The door opened. Zhang Hui turned his head happily.

"Groom, come in quickly, your friend's expression was so funny just now, you've passed the border." A bridesmaid shouted loudly.

Zhang Hui was stunned.

Unconsciously remembering Lin Shan's expression as if he was thinking about national affairs, he was also happy.

Didn't expect this to pass.

"Haha, alright, brothers, let's go." After speaking, Zhang Hui took the lead and rushed in with a bunch of flowers, and another burst of red envelopes opened the way, which was necessary, and then the flowers were given, and tea was given to the woman's parents. Pick up the wedding car and so on.

The process is lively.

However, Lin Shan had been standing behind the crowd and did not go up to fight.

It seems out of place.

But he didn't feel embarrassed either. He smiled and watched all this. He felt that he couldn't go back to such a plain and interesting life.

The convoy is back on the journey.

Back to Qingxi Hotel.

Near noon.

As the guests arrived one after another, Zhang Hui and his wife and two families greeted him at the door. Lin Shan secretly stuffed a red envelope containing 5,000 yuan. It was a bit too much, but the money was easy to come by, and it was useless to keep it.

Lin Shan was with a group of classmates, reminiscing about old times and chatting. They were also used to Lin Shan's performance just now, because he was such a person who didn't talk much before.

In other words, they all sympathize with Lin Shan, sympathizing with his parents' casualties since he was a child. His grandparents died one after another while he was in college, and they lost all their relatives. It is normal for him to be withdrawn at all.

Therefore, the roommates kept chatting with Lin Shan, wanting him to talk more and improve his "social skills". Lin Shan responded with a smile one by one, listening to the conversation on the table, Lin Shan reluctantly found that he couldn't get in at all.

Work.

house.

car.

cell phone.

travel.

. . .

He was neither interested nor understood, so he had to drink tea silently.

I thought about going back tonight to see Sun Wudao and the others, and then go near the gate of space and start hunting. Before I set foot on the beast star, I thought of a way to finish at least one box of soldiers, that is, thirty-six pieces of cicada light. '.

A few machetes and daggers were also made.

The rest is to expand the soul beast army, but these are all plans. It is not easy to complete. It is very simple, because the alien beasts near the Beast Star Valley have only returned to a small part.

Many are still wandering outside.

Whether it will come back or not is unknown.

A radius of dozens of kilometers is still very empty.

My own collection range is only 100 meters, which means that alien beasts can only be brought in, or 'kidnapped' to kill, which is a bit troublesome. Can't take many beasts.

But not in a hurry.

Do your best.

Zhang Hui's wedding ended in a sound of blessings.

Lin Shan also completed the last mundane thing about going to the beast star.

"Lin Shan, do you really want your brother's investment?" Zhang Hui asked this question before leaving.

"Thank you, my path is different from yours." Lin Shan shook his head and smiled.

"Oh, it's a pity, I still want my wife to introduce the sisters of the dance troupe to you, you are just like a stubborn donkey." Zhang Hui scolded with a smile. After today's wedding, he approached Lin Shan twice to find a connection. .

It's a pity that Lin Shan was resolute and didn't say anything when asked.

Helpless to him.

"It's born like this, the head of the house, sister-in-law, I wish you a happy wedding and an early child." Lin Shan said with a smile.

Zhang Hui sighed.

The hardest part is leaving.

See you soon, next time is not due.

There are so many regrets and sorrows in life.

"Call if you need it, don't be polite to me, I know you like to keep something in your heart, but you have more power, and if you meet a good girl, you can take good care of it." Zhang Hui restrained his smile.

"Okay." Lin Shan nodded.

Done.

Lin Shan got into a taxi.

As before, he made up a reason to get on the plane. Under Lin Shan's hypnosis, Zhang Hui did not send it.

Watch the taxi go away.

"Husband, I think your roommate is not simple. You are definitely not an ordinary person." Zhang Hui's wife thought thoughtfully.

"Of course I can see it, but it's not clear how unusual it is." Zhang Hui sighed.

"I'll find out from the meeting in the future. It's a dragon. One day it will soar to the sky and soar to the sky. It's just a pity that he doesn't look down on my sisters." She suddenly had a feeling of pity for the girls in the dance troupe. .