My Inseparable House Guests

On May 5th, Friday, the fifth day of Conan's arrival, there were still no murders.

Conan finally finished brushing Detective Sherlock before leaving, and then at night, the two went out to have a extravagant meal of ZQ hot pot.

"The time is too tight this time, I will definitely take you to eat better next time." Fang Ze pulled Conan back to the door of the house and opened the door, but Conan didn't go in.

"Brother Fang Ze, I'm leaving."

"Hey, it's so fast." Fang Ze started school a little bit, Conan, this kid, except for some physical problems, can be regarded as a good kid in other aspects.

"Yes, thank you Brother Fang Ze for your hospitality these five days." Conan bowed to thank, Fang Ze rubbed the back of his head embarrassedly and said, "Where, if it weren't for you, Teacher Qing Ya might have suffered the wrong."

After Conan and Fang Ze waved goodbye, Conan disappeared at the door of Fang Ze's house like a bubble.

"It's really gone. Fang Ze watched Conan leave, slammed his mouth, then turned and walked into the house.

Entering the living room, Fang Ze didn't even take off his shoes. His phone beeped, and he took out his phone. It turned out that his ICBC app had a push notification. When he opened it, his card had been transferred over two times. thousand dollars.

This dead fat cat gave money pretty quickly.

Fang Ze suddenly remembered that he had been dizzy for the past few days, and he didn't care much about the big cat. He just fed at a fixed time every day, and he didn't even have the daily cat-sucking activities.

Fang Ze walked into the bedroom and saw that the big yellow cat, Big Meow, was lying on the sofa and watching TV like an old man. No need to think about it, the soul with wisdom must have returned.

Fang Ze rushed over resolutely, and then grabbed the big cat, "Damn fat cat, quickly terminate the contract for me, two thousand yuan will let me entertain such a dangerous creature as a pupil of the god of death, the girlfriend I just found, can I don't want to hang up now."

Facing Fang Ze's questioning, the big yellow cat was calm and unhurried. With a wave of its paw, it pushed Fang Ze back temporarily, then stood lightly on the table, looked at Fang Ze and said with a broken heart.

"You're out of order!"

"Yeah, do you have any comments?" Fang Ze looked at Da Miao, with a look on his face that if you have one, I will strangle you immediately.

"Don't dare to have an opinion." Da Miao closed his mouth, then opened it again, pretending to be very sad and said, "Have you considered my feelings when you are looking for a partner, have you shown me the photo of the other party? , have you ever asked if her personality is compatible with mine, have you ever thought about what to do if the future mistress of the family doesn't like cats, are you willing to throw me away?"

Da Miao knocked on the table with her paw and said, "Is it your left hand that is bad or your right hand? If it doesn't work, I can help you. Why do you think you are looking for a creature like a girlfriend?" !"

"Don't you dare to say one more thing, my dinner tonight is a fat cat meal."

"Okay, I was wrong." Big Miao said while sitting on the coffee table in the living room in a very humane manner, "Let's talk about business first, the contract is impossible to touch, and you obviously agreed to it voluntarily."

"I was tricked by you at that time." Fang Ze argued, "Did you tell me that the guests I need to receive are dangerous people like elementary school students like Death? Don't you think that you want me to work hard for two thousand dollars? Too ashamed?!"

"So, it's actually a matter of money, not people."

"There are both kinds of problems, but the money problem is more important. Two thousand is too little, you need to add at least one zero." Fang Ze looked at Big Meow and said expectantly.

"Yes." Big Miao licked his paw, and then said, "After you complete the task next time, go directly to the bank and ask the teller inside to transfer the money to you, just give my name, but please don't forget to put on black stockings and Get a fake pistol."

"Go away.

Fang Ze looked at Da Miao and said, "If you don't increase the price for me, I won't do it next time." "

"You can try it. Anyway, if you are 100 meters away from the person you need to receive, it will explode on the spot."

"Big meow, so big and handsome." Fang Ze hugged big meow in his arms and ravaged him, "You see, I will add ham to your meal even if I have money, how nice it is."

"Do you think if I can afford a salary of 20,000 yuan a week, I will still find you?" Da Miao glanced at Fang Ze contemptuously, and then said, "Although the salary cannot be increased, there are other benefits .”

"What good?"

"Conan's watch-shaped anesthesia gun, foot-strengthening shoes, butterfly voice changer, and cuff-shaped listening device. You can choose one of these four things as a reward for this time."

"There is such a good thing." Fang Ze was a little excited after hearing Da Miao's words. After all, these four things are all black technology.

And Fang Ze's first reaction after hearing it was to ask Big Meow.

"Can I sell these things to pay back the money? If possible, I will urgently choose foot strength-enhancing shoes, and then sell him to a research institution, and sell it to millions, and then I will make a fortune."

"Can you be a little promising?" Da Miao looked at Fang Ze with hatred and said, "It's okay for you to sell the first time, but what about the second and third time, when the time comes, the one who will be studied by the research institute first will be You, maybe you will be sliced."

"Uh, that's right, then I'm a player with a phenotype anesthesia gun." Fang Ze replied decisively.

Because among these four things, only the watch-type anesthesia gun is the only offensive thing. Although the enhanced shoes at home are very useful, they require close combat, but the watch-type anesthesia gun is different, and can be easily solved from a distance. enemy.

In particular, Fang Ze doesn't know what abnormal characters will appear on the stage next. If the characters who come over are not polite to Fang Ze, then Fang Ze can completely stun this guest with an anesthetic needle, and then tie him to the bed and lie down. five days.

"Okay." Big Miao ran out of Fang Ze's arms, and then patted the table with the cat's paw, just like the land grandfather jumped out of the ground, a watch jumped out of the table.

Fang Ze took the watch, opened the cover of the watch, and found ten anesthetic needles inside.

"Can I replenish this needle when it's used up?" Fang Ze asked Da Miao.

"The anesthesia needle used in the watch-type anesthesia gun is specially made, and I won't refill it for you after it's used up, but you can find someone to make it yourself."

"Okay." After listening to Big Meow's answer, Fang Ze put the watch on his hand, and then asked again, "Next time, can you tell me who is here in advance, so that I can have a better understanding Prepare."

"Sorry, I don't know about that either." Big Miao said, and then pretended to tilt a few times, and said, "It's time for me to return, if you have anything else, let's talk about it next time."