My Inseparable House Guests

"There are three kinds of rewards this time, and you can choose one of them." Big Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "Batman Bruce has three titles, Master Detective, Master Interrogator, and Master Language, you choose one."

"Title?" Fang Ze pinched Big Meow's face, pulling it back and forth and said, "Do you think playing games will have any specific effect if you talk about it?"

"Stupid human beings, let go of my face." Da Miao said while resisting Fang Ze's pull with his small paws, "The master detective is to obtain the detective ability of Batman Bruce, and the master interrogator is to obtain the detective ability of Batman Bruce." The interrogation ability, the language master has learned seventeen languages ​​​​like Bruce, you choose one."

"Is it necessary to choose?" Fang Ze let go of Da Miao's face, rubbed Da Miao's full belly and said, "It must be a master of language."

Batman Bruce is proficient in seventeen languages, namely English, French, German, Russian, Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Dutch, Greek, Latin, Chinese (including Mandarin and Cantonese), Japanese, Korean, Arabic languages, Hebrew, Hindi, Sanskrit.

These languages ​​basically include the communication languages ​​of major countries in the world. With this ability, Fang Ze will not only travel around the world without language restrictions, but more importantly.

Compared with detective masters, although these abilities of interrogation masters sound cool, they are rarely used in real life. If Fang Ze lived abroad, he might still be interested in becoming a master detective, opening a detective agency, handling cases and so on.

But Huaxia completely prohibits the existence of private detectives, so the detective agency cannot be opened, and even if it is opened, it is estimated that some people will accept the commission of the original spouse to investigate the mistress and be hired by the parents to track whether their children have puppy love. matter.

The language master is different.

Think about it, people who are proficient in seventeen languages ​​are hard to find in the world, and Bruce's proficiency refers to people who can communicate perfectly, can read and write, and basically look the same as the locals .

Even if Fang Ze doesn't go abroad in the future, he can still do translation, but it's an industry that is calculated according to how much a word costs, so it will be easy to earn extra money in the future.

And even if he doesn't earn extra money, just being able to speak Japanese is worth Fang Ze's choice of the title of language master. In the future, he won't have to worry about not understanding what the people in it say when he watches short movies.

But wait, it seems that the small movies don't need to be understood, anyway, they fast-forward to the key points.

cough cough.

Seeing that Fang Ze chose the language master ability, Big Meow stretched out his paw and pressed his cat's paw on Fang Ze's forehead, and then countless information flooded into Fang Ze's brain. The neural units of memory began to overload, making Fang Ze dizzy.

It took more than 20 minutes for Fang Ze to reply slowly, only to see him open his mouth and speak a series of American English, which is the authentic American pronunciation. Immediately afterwards, there was a series of British English, this time with a Cockney accent, and then a series of languages ​​​​from various countries, including Sanskrit, a rare language that can be spoken fluently.

It is close to the pronunciation of the native language, and there is no crosstalk at all!

Do you want to be an interpreter in the future? Fang Ze thought to himself, after all, the translation industry is much more popular than Huaxia's current doctor industry.

At the very least, if the translation sentence is wrong, there is no danger of life.

Just as Fang Ze was thinking about it, he saw Da Miao lying on the coffee table in the living room, looking at him with contempt, as if he was saying to see how promising you are.

"Are you over excited? If you are over excited, there is still something to tell you." Da Miao walked gracefully, and then jumped onto Fang Ze's lap.

"Anything else?" Fang Ze asked.

"There's another car.

Big Meow said, "At the request of the guest Bruce Wayne, the Wuling Hongguang Batmobile will be left to you. Do you want it?" "

Uh, Bruce actually left the Wuling Hongguang Batmobile to himself? !

No wonder he said he had a gift for himself, but unexpectedly left the Batmobile behind. That's right, this Wuling Hongguang Batmobile is probably the ugliest Batmobile of all time. Bruce probably would die if he brought it back, so he might as well give it to himself.

However, Fang Ze hesitated for a long time and said, "It's better not to, can you send it back."

"Are you a money fan?" Da Miao looked at Fang Ze with a serious face and said, "That's a luxury car worth billions, the only one in the world."

"It's really because the value is too high, so I can't take it." Fang Ze looked at Da Miao and said, "Although the Wuling Hongguang Batmobile doesn't look like anything on the outside, when you enter the car, you can tell it's a modified car. If you illegally modify a car in China, you will be impounded. When the time comes, people will study it, and the next day, the national security officials will come to my door and ask me where the car came from. Then I will slice you up for research."

"Since it is going to be given to you, it must have gone through all the formalities." Da Miao licked his paw and said, "After the car is given to you, there will be a legal record of the car in the police station." , and then all kinds of information will be completely legal, you can drive around, as long as it is not too ostentatious, no one will notice at all.”

"A bunch of high-tech equipment in that car?"

"Help you in camouflage, usually it just looks a little bloated and strange, and it can be restarted when needed."

"That's no problem." Fang Ze nodded, I want the car.

After Fang Ze finished speaking, he pinched Da Miao's face and said, "You are really thoughtful, and I will consider you to take care of the house in the future."

"Stupid poop shoveler, I'm only responsible for enjoying, don't think about me when you suffer or suffer." Big Miao said, turning around and running to the side to look. Fang Ze knew that this was the intelligent soul in Da Miao's body who was about to leave, so he didn't stop him.

At this moment, Da Miao suddenly turned his head to look at Fang Ze, and then said to Fang Ze, "Have you seen the very popular movie "Raw Eating" recently?"

"It's the movie about the girl eating human flesh." Fang Ze thought for a while and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." Big Miao hesitated for a while and still didn't say anything, but before leaving, he said, "If you have nothing to do recently, you can make up similar movies."

Inexplicably, Fang Ze watched the big cat lay back to sleep in the cat's nest, and wondered if the heroine in "Raw Eats" would be the next guest?

The heroine looks quite beautiful, and her symptoms are not as serious as her sister's, so she can completely control her urge to eat human flesh.

If it's her, although it's a bit troublesome, it's much better than a elementary school student like Conan.