My Inseparable House Guests

"Acquitted?!" Fang Ze asked Hannibal a little strangely, "Impossible, there were only two people at the scene, and one of them must be the murderer. Why were they released?"

"Procedural justice." Hannibal looked at Fang Ze and said, "I can't find which one is the murderer, and I can't deduce the scene of the crime, so I can only be acquitted, otherwise what else do I want to do."

Hannibal continued, "For example, if I was arrested, the only crimes that can be sentenced are those crimes that the prosecution found evidence for. As for other crimes that have been destroyed by me, they will not be sentenced. This is human beings. Sadly, the law is not as useful as you think."

Fang Ze knew that Hannibal was going to come back to the previous routine again, from the law to the legality of what he did, so he quickly glanced at the mirror in front of him, then turned to Hannibal and said , "Let's talk about the case."

"uh-huh."

"Now it seems that the crux of the problem lies in whether it can be deduced who is the murderer."

"Yes." Hannibal said, "Because I missed some small evidence, so you just need to start from human nature and infer who is the most likely murderer. Just remind me, the victim died very badly."

What does a very miserable death have to do with who the murderer is? Fang Ze didn't understand Hannibal's logic at first, but Hannibal's prompt made him focus on Hannibal's previous description.

The victim was beaten to death with a baseball bat.

Baseball is not a popular sport in China, but everyone is familiar with baseball bats, because this thing is a sharp weapon in street melee, and it is very easy to use to beat people, but if you beat a person to death with a baseball bat, and the dead The death was very miserable, so it can only mean that there is a very big conflict between the victim and the criminal suspect, and it can even rise to the point of death.

Then, there is only one possibility.

Fang Ze finally understood why Hannibal wanted to tell him about this kind of case.

"The murderer must have been the husband of the deceased." Fang Ze said.

"That's right." Hannibal said with a cheerful smile, "Only a husband can kill a woman next time, and only a husband can hate a woman so much. This is the tragedy of human nature."

"Uh, it's a little bad for you to use this example." Fang Ze looked at Hannibal and said.

"What's wrong."

Fang Ze decided not to waste words with Hannibal in this regard, directly took out his mobile phone, called Lin Xiaoxin, turned on the public release, and put the mobile phone on the table.

"Hey, what's the matter?" Lin Xiaoxin seemed to be eating in the cafeteria, her mouth was slurred.

"What if I don't like you one day after we get married."

"You, why would you not like me." Lin Xiaoxin said while swallowing something in her mouth, "I can be cute and sing little stars, how could you not like me."

Forehead.

"Shouldn't it be a little love song? What the hell is Little Xingxing?"

"You're stupid, how did you know the song Little Xingxing?" Lin Xiaoxin's voice finally sounded clear after finishing her meal.

"It seems that there is an advertisement or something, called, Daddy, can you sing Little Star?"

"Yes, son, I can sing."

grass.

Was tricked by Lin Xiaoxin.

"Oh, are you angry? I'll sing a little love song for you." Lin Xiaoxin cleared her throat, and then started singing on the phone.

"This is a simple little love song, singing the twists and turns of people's hearts, I think I am very happy, when there is your warmth, the air around my feet turns..."

Lin Xiaoxin's voice was very soft and cute, like iced glutinous rice balls eaten in summer, when she tried to swallow them, her teeth sank into the softness, surrounded by sweetness and coolness.

Fang Ze listened to the song,

While looking at Hannibal, the meaning in his eyes is: What do you say to a person in love like me about the humanity between husband and wife? !

"Aren't you gay?!" Hannibal almost vomited blood when he was caught off guard by Fang Ze's mouthful of dog food.

Fang Ze and Lin Xiaoxin got bored with a few words, hung up the phone, then looked at Hannibal and said, "You really think I'm gay."

"You are very good at criminal psychology, so you are also good at profiling people, inferring a person's hobbies and personality, etc. In the process, I constantly use various methods to make you deepen your misunderstanding that I am a gay, So after you made the preliminary determination, you brought up this case, nominally saying that human nature is ugly, but actually wanting to see through my tone of voice whether I am gay or not."

Fang Ze squatted in front of Hannibal while talking, and asked curiously, "Actually, what I want to know more is, if you are sure that I am gay, will you fuck me to let me Untie you, you actually have this kind of plan."

"I haven't." Hannibal tilted his head, refusing to continue the conversation with Fang Ze on this issue. The young Hannibal was misled by Fang Ze's full preparation and understanding of him. It was also Fang Ze's first victory against Hannibal.

Fang Ze really wanted to sing a little star at the moment, because Fang Ze felt happy to be able to beat the famous Hannibal, even if it was a little bit of the younger version.

No wonder those perverts in film and television dramas like tax evasion so much, no, joy, this kind of feeling is really quite good, fighting with others is a lot of fun.

Fang Ze felt that he had a little understanding of a pervert named Mapo who was crazy about tax evasion (pleasure). (Ma Po: Kotomine Kirei, a metamorphosis in the famous two-dimensional series fate)

The cheerful Fang Ze put away the small mirror on the table, put it in his pocket, stuffed Hannibal's mouth with a towel again, and then returned to his bedroom to resume his paper.

Another safe day has passed. Fang Ze woke up from his sleep. Today is the third day since Hannibal arrived. As long as he persists for two more days, he will be completely liberated. Should he use this time to go online? Find out how to make cat meat, and when the big cat comes, cook this cheating cat.

As an excellent young man with a bright future, a loli in his arms, and a comfortable life, Fang Ze is now beginning to regret signing a contract with Da Miao. Successful people like us obviously don't match the style of the protagonists of ordinary web novels.

I thought they were all normal guests, but now what kind of ghosts are you talking about? Conan is fine, and a time bomb like Hannibal is here. Why don't you just get me a lion The tiger lives at home.

But complaining is all about complaining. Now that the contract has been signed, there is probably no way to regret it, and the benefits are obvious. Bruce's language master ability alone makes Fang Ze a lot more convenient when watching dramas.

Moreover, Fang Ze recently searched the Internet to see if there is a subtitle group to take him in, to practice, and to see if he can get a part-time job in the translation circle by the way.

Part-time translation jobs are quite profitable.