My Inseparable House Guests
Chapter 81 Preparation for the Second Hand
"We are indeed taking pictures." Hannibal glared at Fang Ze first, and then spoke slowly.
Indeed, the time now is too short, and he really can't do anything he wants. Although he can attack everyone and run away, leaving Fang Ze with a mess to clean up, such a petty approach is not in line with Hannibal's The way it is done is too rough.
Seeing that the matter was settled, the two policemen grabbed Yu Yancai and went out, but Xiao Hei and Gan Xuan stayed in the room, looking at Fang Ze and Hannibal suspiciously.
Is it as simple as just taking pictures?
"Xiao Hei has troubled you this time." Fang Ze said to Gan Xuan while thanking Xiao Hei, "Hurry up and go back, whoever wants the key, I don't know if you call me in advance Let me know."
"Don't be mean to me, I don't have your phone number." Gan Xuan took out her mobile phone and said to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang Ze, give me WeChat, I will notify you in advance next time."
"And next time?" Fang Ze looked at Gan Xuan and raised his eyebrows.
"Oh, I said the wrong thing." Gan Xuan pretended to be shy, then glanced at Hannibal, then at Fang Ze and said, "Send me WeChat, if you have anything to do in the future, you can contact me directly. You don't need to look for my mother."
"Gan Xuan, you don't know Fang Ze, why are you in such a hurry to ask for WeChat." Xiao Hei joked from the side.
"No way." Gan Xuan seemed to be distracted by Xiao Hei's words, and turned her head away.
"If it's okay, let's go back first." Xiao Hei glanced at Hannibal secretly, and took Gan Xuan away, and Fang Ze finally heaved a sigh of relief, and took some red-wrapped things out of his pocket. Came out and put it on the table.
These are condoms, which Fang Ze bought from the self-service vending machine on the side of the walkway in the community.
Fang Ze's plan was that once the reason for taking pictures could not convince a few people, he would take out the condom and explain the relationship between himself and Hannibal. Then he wanted to have some fun and went out to buy a condom just now.
Of course, Fang Ze would not do such an approach unless it is absolutely necessary. This kind of anecdote spreads faster than the Shenzhou spacecraft going to the sky. Fang Ze does not want to become a celebrity overnight. Arranged into paragraphs and sent to the Internet.
"There are still eight minutes. I think I still have time to calculate the problems between us." Hannibal rolled up his cuffs elegantly, then got out of bed, stretched his wrists, and looked at Fang Ze.
"Sack of bridge beans." Fang Ze waved his hand in front of Hannibal, "I have something to say."
However, Hannibal was not the type to talk. Five minutes later, Fang Ze's hands and feet were trapped on the chair by Hannibal.
Although this posture is much more comfortable compared to Fang Ze's posture binding Hannibal, but!
Fang Ze is tied up here, who the hell is going to untie him!
After Hannibal tied up Fang Ze, it was almost time to leave. He glanced at Fang Ze, stuffed Fang Ze's mouth with a towel, then lowered his head to Fang Ze's cheek, and slowly Said in a tone, "I hope I can visit your house next time."
After Hannibal finished speaking, he left, leaving behind Fang Ze who wanted to cry without tears. Is this the last counter-kill?
Just after Hannibal left, Fang Ze twisted his wrist vigorously, trying to break free and loosen the nylon rope that bound him as soon as possible. Because the nylon rope is tied to the chair, if Fang Ze keeps rubbing, there is still a chance to break free.
However, Fang Ze's movements were accompanied by an orange cat gracefully jumping onto the bed and then stopped pulling down.
At this moment, Fang Ze suddenly felt that he was quite mentally retarded, and he actually forgot that Big Meow would come over after the guests left.
Big Meow jumped onto Fang Ze's shoulder, leaned over to help Fang Ze bite off the towel ball, and then gently broke the nylon rope with his claws.
Although Meowpaw is logically able to keep the nylon rope,
But logically, meow's vocal cords can't make a human voice, so the ghost knows what kind of creature this orange cat is.
Fortunately, Fang Ze didn't study biology, otherwise, the first time Big Meow spoke, he would be dragged into the laboratory to be dissected to see what miraculous changes had taken place in the vocal cords.
Da Miao untied the rope for Fang Ze, but Fang Ze didn't seem to be grateful, but immediately grabbed Da Miao by the back of the neck, and then carried Da Miao all the way to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and put the face wash The basin was filled with water, and the big cat was pushed into it.
As we all know, cats are afraid of water, and big cats are especially afraid.
So, after being pushed into the water by Fang Ze, Big Miao began to struggle uncontrollably, but how could Fang Ze let him out!
"I can't kill you big cat today, I wrote it in square characters."
Big Meow's whole body was watered by the faucet, and soon it was all wet, and the cat was also clinging to the skin, but it looked much thinner.
However, this also increased the difficulty of Fang Ze's grasping. Accidentally, the big cat slipped out of the water basin, and ran into Fang Ze's bed like crazy to rub and rub.
"Come here." Fang Ze chased into the bedroom, ticked it with his finger, and signaled Big Meow to go obediently.
Big Meow shook his head like a rattle, expressing his rejection.
"If you don't come again, I will give you a hunger strike."
"Hunger strike." Big Miao rubbed Fang Ze's quilt with her head, and then said to Fang Ze, "You don't want the extra money of two thousand dollars a week?"
"If you want a geoduck, I almost die."
"Huh?!" Da Miao looked at Fang Ze in shock and said, "Can't you guess that the lives of the guests and the host are connected, no matter how vicious the guests are, they will not hurt you. I am so caring Meow master, how could you not make such preparations?"
"Do you only have cat food in your mind?" Fang Ze said to Big Meow, "He killed someone here, can I get rid of it?"
"Well, that's true." Da Miao stuffed her paws into her mouth, made a look of surprise, and then said thoughtfully, "I seem to have not thought about it."
"The contract is terminated, and I quit."
"Once signed, it cannot be canceled. What we signed is the overlord contract." Da Miao said shamelessly, waving his paw, "You agreed voluntarily back then."
"Voluntary." Fang Ze sneered, "Do you need me to tell you about you hypnotizing me?"
"Didn't you already say it?" Big Miao looked at Fang Ze and said, "Suspect without evidence is just the paper in the toilet, it doesn't count."
"You want evidence." Fang Ze stopped trying to catch Da Miao, sat on the edge of the bed, looked at Da Miao and said, "Then I will tell you the evidence now."
"Do you still remember what you told me the day Conan left?" Fang Ze looked at Big Meow and asked.
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