My Lady Is Not A Demon

The wooden table fell to pieces!

The cold drink mixed with the man's anger splashed in all directions, and directly agitated the other two's faces.

Ji Dachun reacted swiftly, and hurriedly hugged Liu Beiwen on the table in his arms, for fear of being ruined by the drink, after all, these were his lifeblood.

Some people look at Liu Beiwen for desire and loneliness, but he has a glimpse of the philosophy of life.

This is the Realm grade of lsp.

"What are you doing!"

The iron cloth pile with a green complexion wiped off the drink on his face, and he was about to scold him, but suddenly he heard the other party say "little wife", and his expression suddenly became weird.

Ji Dachun looked at Chen Mu with an admiring look: "Your kid actually plays with snakes?"

This is the grass python hero!

Chen Mu asked coldly, "Don't worry about who I play, I'll ask you, is this little snake demon with two pony tails, it looks cute and has a very thin waist... Most of the time wears a pink skirt..."

"Almost, that's what they said." Ji Dachun nodded.

"How did you find out?"

Chen Mu was puzzled.

He had always reminded Su Qiao'er to pay attention to safety before, and this girl was a killer and had a strong lurking ability, so he didn't worry too much.

Unexpectedly, Haotian Department would still stare at him.

This Haotian Department is amazing.

Tie Buzhu said: "Since the reform of the Demon Squad Division, the Haotian Department has a special monster detection team. As long as it finds any traces of monsters, it will be reported, and then a special person will catch it. If you want to catch it, catch it, and gain some merit or something. "

"What if caught?" Chen Mu asked. "Does the Haotian Department have a special prison?"

"This kind of little demon will be killed directly if caught, keep it for stewing? If it is a big demon, it will be sent to Guanshanmeng or imprisoned first."

Tiebuzhu explained.

"Uncle's!"

Chen Mu cursed, and hurriedly went to check in the inn where Su Qiaoer had lived before.

Sure enough, there was no Su Qiao'er in the inn.

After asking the inn mate, I learned that Su Qiao'er hadn't appeared in the past two days.

Chen Mu was anxious, and asked Ji Dachun who was following: "Do you know that bastard went to catch the snake demon?"

"This..." Ji Dachun thought for a while, her tone a little uncertain: "Yesterday it seemed that Jiang Fuzi said they were going to catch this little snake demon, and they didn't know if they had caught it."

"Jiang Fuzi?" Chen Mu frowned. "Can you find him?"

Ji Dachun was about to shake his head, when the iron cloth pile beside him suddenly said: "I know where he is, I will take you to find it."

...

Led by Tiebuzhuang, Chen Mu and the three came to a high hill in the outer city.

Looking far away, through the high and low bushes and weeds, you can occasionally see the stream flowing by the rocks.

"Did you see the old thatched hut?"

The iron cloth pile pointed at a dilapidated thatched house in the bushes, "Jiang Fanzi and the others have caught the demon empress, and they like to take the demon there for fun on weekdays."

Fun……

Chen Mu's face was black and briquettes, and hurried away.

When I approached, I saw four Demon Hunters from the Haotian Department chatting together, roasting meat in front of them, making a sound of sizzling oil...

Chen Mu felt a little bit in his heart, and felt relieved when he saw that it was only wild rabbits being roasted.

But when I heard the conversation between these people, I felt calm.

"This capital monster is not easy to catch. A little snake monster would have to work so hard. Look, I almost got bitten on my leg."

"Snake demon has a keen sense of smell. Fortunately, I brought Realgar Sanxiang."

"But to be honest, this kind of demon is actually very fragrant to stew. If it hadn't been stipulated by the Haotian Department, it would have been in the pot a long time ago. When I go outside to catch a demon, I will stew one for you."

"You brat enough, be careful of being contaminated by the demon."

"Why is this courageous? The fellow Jiang Zhuangzi wanted to play with the snake monster. This taste is also heavy.""He's just like this, you don't know it."

"..."

When several people were chatting, Chen Mu stepped forward and said in a deep voice, "Where is the snake demon?"

The sudden appearance of Chen Mu stunned several people.

One of the long-faced men saw Ji Dachun and Tiebu Zhuang behind Chen Mu and asked in confusion: "Ji Dachun? What are you doing here?"

"I ask you the snake demon!"

Chen Mu grabbed the long-faced man by the shirt.

Ji Dachun hurriedly stepped forward to hold Chen Mu, and asked the long-faced man: "Have you already caught the little snake demon?"

"Yes, just caught it soon." The long-faced man was confused.

Ji Dachun hurriedly pointed to Chen Mu and explained: "He is the Xuantian Ministry supervising Mr. Chen Mu and Chen. The snake demon belongs to him... his little pet, anyway, you know, hurry up and catch the snake demon first. Hand it over."

"Master Chen?"

The long-faced man looked surprised, but then he looked strange. "The snake demon... Master Chen's taste seems a bit..."

Does Master Chen like men too?

Sure enough, people can't look like.

The other three also looked at Chen Mu with extremely complicated gazes, subconsciously a little further away.

"Where is the snake monster!"

Chen Mu shouted angrily.

The expression on the long-faced man's face changed, and he pointed to the hut and said quickly: "Inside, Jiang Zhuangzi is...In short, he has similar hobbies to Master Chen."

NS!

Chen Mu rushed to the hut.

At this moment, it happened that a man with a mighty appearance came out of the hut, swearing in his mouth: "He is quite temperamental, but it's not so cool for daddy..."

Holding a piece of skirt cloth in his hand, he smiled.

"Asshole stuff!"

Chen Mu was anxious and furious, and rushed over to give him a violent beating. He was pulled by the long-faced man and Ji Dachun, and two of them even hugged Chen Mu's waist and thighs.

"Master Chen, don't be impulsive, maybe things are not there yet."

"Master Chen, it's all from his own family, it's not worth it for a demon."

"Master Chen, why don't you have an in-depth exchange with Master Jiang and turn the fighting into jade?"

"..."

Looking at Chen Mu, who looked like he was going to kill someone, Jiang Zhenzi, who had just put on his pants, was a little dumbfounded: "This...what's wrong?"

Tiebuzhuang asked with a sullen face: "I ask you, where is the snake demon?"

"inside."

"Have you done anything?"

"...I didn't do anything."

Feeling the fierce Chen Mu, Jiang Fuzi was guilty.

Tie Bozhuang's face changed abruptly, and he cursed inwardly, coldly said, "Is the snake monster you caught with double ponytails, wearing a pink skirt and a thin waist?"

"Uh... yes."

"That's Mr. Chen's...'s personal pet, you bastard, you let them go!"

"Master Chen?" Looking at the angry Chen Mu, Jiang Fuzi seemed to understand, "I didn't expect Master Chen to have the same hobbies as me."

"Fuck you uncle!"

Chen Mu broke free and rushed into the hut.

At this time, Ji Dachun seemed to think of something, and stared at Jiang Zhenzi suspiciously: "Wait, it doesn't seem right, I remember you didn't like mothers before."

"I didn't like it in the first place." Jiang Zhenzi spread his hands.

Ji Dachun's expression changed, and he hurried to catch up: "Master Chen made a mistake! He made a mistake!"

...

Looking at the snake monster in front of him, Chen Mu's mouth twitched.

Double ponytails, torn pink skirts, narrow waists... and down there is a pair of big thick legs with hairy legs...

And that big face plate.

This is so clearly a man!

"My lord, save me."

The big-faced pan snake demon looked at Chen Mu with a'lovely' eyes, and his voice was extremely delicate and charming. "Don't kill people~~"

The stomach began to roll.

I feel the whole goose bumps on my back.

One second...two seconds...

After holding back to the third second, Chen Mu couldn't bear it anymore, and rushed forward with punches and kicks.

"Do you like double ponytails!?"

"Do you like to dress up as a lady boss?"

"Obviously, he is a big uncle, who pretends to be a little Loli behind his back, you are so disgusting and can't bear it!"

"Is it interesting to lie to the innocent otaku?"

"..."

The few people who rushed in, Ji Dachun saw Chen Mu and hurriedly pulled Chen Mu: "Don't fight any more, you will die...you will die!"

"Master Chen, if you really want to lose your anger, let's stew it and eat it!"

"...Can you let me enjoy it for a while."

"Let me kill it."

"..."

Chen Mu was disgusted and uncomfortable. Isn't there a normal person in the Haotian Department?

Everyone usually has a distorted personality when catching monsters.

After being dragged by Ji Dachun to the fire outside, Chen Mu's tumbling stomach felt much better. Although it was disgusting, but fortunately Su Qiao'er was okay, which was a blessing.

"This all blames me. Originally Jiang Fuzi had special hobbies, but I didn't react to it for a while."

Ji Dachun took the initiative to apologize.

Chen Mu took the roasted rabbit legs from the long-faced man, took a bite and asked, "Except for this disgusting snake monster, I haven't caught any other snake monsters recently."

"No, just this one."

Jiang Fuzi wanted to sit over with a wretched smile, Chen Mu's expression changed and he shouted: "Come over and I will beat you to death!"

stupid gay……

Jiang Fuzi smiled and sat alone.

He explained: "There are only a few information on the investigation team. If there is, we will know it for a long time. Don't worry, Master Chen."

Hearing this, Chen Mu's hanging heart officially fell.

boom!

A corpse of a black snake was suddenly thrown in front of everyone.

The iron cloth pile wiped the bloody knife, and his face grimly said: "I killed this guy. This is so disgusting, I can't bear it anymore."

Jiang Zhuangzi looked a little heartbroken, but didn't dare to say anything.

The iron cloth pile threw down another bag: "This guy still has some money, I don't know how much it is, you guys think about it."

While talking, he secretly stuffed two silver bills into his arms.

Pretending to be very calm.

Ji Dachun opened the bag happily, only to find that there were only a few pieces of broken silver and some sundries inside, shaking his head mockingly: "Forcing one."

Although cursing in his mouth, he quickly carried a few pieces of silver into his arms.

"Do you want a face? We caught this demon." The long-faced man stared at the two white prostitutes with contempt.

Ji Dachun and Tiebuzhuang were expressionless, pretending not to hear them.

In exchange for more contempt.

"Hey, this sachet is a bit interesting. It seems to be embroidered with pure gold thread and there is a gem on it."

Jiang Zhenzi suddenly picked up a golden thread sachet and said in surprise.Chen Mu looked up and saw that it was a slightly obsolete butterfly embroidery sachet, dotted with a creamy white pearl and surrounded by gold threads.

Judging from the material and sophistication of the sachet, it is not owned by ordinary women.

The long-faced man curled his lips and said: "This snake demon is posing as a woman in a village outside the city. Several young men have been deceived by him. It is estimated that they have been snatched from them."

"There seems to be a word on it."

Ji Dachun leaned over, and after carefully distinguishing a few eyes, he slowly said: "Xueyi."

Xueyi?

Chen Mu, who was pitting rabbit meat, was startled and raised his hand and said, "Take me a look."

Jiang Fuzi handed it over.

Holding the sachet in his hand, there was a faint scent of jasmine, heavy, Chen Mu's eyes fell on the two characters embroidered with red thread at the bottom.

Sure enough, it is the word ‘Xueyi’.

Chen Mu frowned slightly and thought to himself: "Strange, is this Mr. Xueyi the wife of Linghu?"

However, there are quite a few girls called "Xueyi" in the huge capital.

You can't think of the girl Xueyi just by seeing a sachet.

"Where did you catch this snake monster?" Chen Mu asked curiously.

"A forest outside Xingyang Village."

Jiang Fold Zidao.

Chen Mu gently rubbed the clear texture on the sachet, and put it into his pocket after thinking for a moment: "I will hold this sachet first."

This action immediately attracted contempt by the crowd.

After eating the rabbit meat, Chen Mu wiped his hands and stood up and said: "There is one thing that troubles you adults. I have a personal pet, a little snake..."

Glancing at Jiang Fuzi, Chen Mu increased his tone again: "She is a mother! I hope you will be merciful when you see her in the future."

The long-faced man frowned: "Master Chen, this isn't quite compliant."

Chen Mu took out a few silver notes and handed them over: "Just give me a Face."

"Little things, little things." The long-faced man smiled.

But he still reminded earnestly: "Master Chen, we can open one eye and close one eye, but don't let the leader of the Haotian Department and other people know, otherwise it will be really troublesome."

Ji Lao Jiang Fuzi also gave a good advice: "The most annoying leader is the love of a ladyboy."

It sounds like a sour single dog.

Chen Mu murmured secretly, smiled and said, "I see."

——

Back to the six doors, Chen Mu quickly asked Wang Fafa to find Su Qiaoer's whereabouts.

Although it was fortunate not to be caught by Jiang Zhuangzi, but that girl has disappeared in the past few days, which is quite worrying.

I hope that girl is just playing for a few days and nothing happens.

"Head of the team."

Zhang Awei frowned and said. "Have you heard any strange rumors today."

"What rumors?" Chen Mu didn't react for a while.

The tangled Zhang Awei said: "The streets and alleys are rumoring that Awei is dead. Which Awei is this? Could it be that there is a great scholar named Awei in the capital?"

Chen Mu looked weird and patted him on the shoulder: "Maybe it's you."

"Stop teasing." Zhang Awei rolled his eyes and laughed at himself. "If it's me, can I get this treatment?"

Chen Mu smiled and didn't explain much.

It was originally intended to make the name ‘Awei’ shine, but he ‘dead’ without thinking about it in a blink of an eye.

Life is really a comedy with the core of tragedy.

Zhang Awei said to himself with emotion: "I used to think that my name was too frustrating, but now I understand that it turns out that great scholars will also have this name, and there is an inexplicable sense of honor... As expected, it is not simple to call Awei. "

While talking, Zhang Awei may have emotional resonance, and suddenly turned and left.

"Why are you going?" Chen Mu shouted.

Zhang Awei said without looking back: "I'll burn some paper money and follow them to pay homage to Mr. Awei who has the same name as me."

Chen Mu: "..."

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