My Last Girlfriend

Four hundred years ago? Hangzhou is gone? Why can't I understand what they are saying?

I started to think this car was a bit weird. Have they never seen the world or are they joking? Is it a joke that only they can understand?

In any case, it seems that they don't know where Hangzhou is anymore.

"Well then, you can find a station and stop for me at that time. Then I will call my family and ask them to pick me up." After thinking about it, I still don't bother them.

"Oh, that's okay, anyway, we have to enter the city later." The female driver nodded after listening to me, and did not ask me for my address. "But this is'Xiashan Village', there are two more than the city. It’s an hour’s journey. The road may be crowded for a while."

The female driver spoke to me indifferently, reminding me of the long journey.

Xiashan Village? Where, why haven’t I heard of it? How did I get to this place? Anyway, I have lived in Hangzhou since I was little, but I didn't know that there was such a village near Hangzhou.

I said thank you to the female driver, and then leaned towards the door of the car as much as possible so that the other beauties could have a place to sit.

But, probably because my physique is really "big", I just sat there and took up two-fifths of the space. The other beauties had nowhere to retreat and could only lean against me. The body is pressed tightly, and the buttocks and buttocks are also pressed together.

My arms and arms are next to the girl with glasses. Her physique is the second smallest of the five girls in the car. My body is a full size bigger than her. Next to me, a girl with short hair. The body was squeezed to the ground and almost couldn't move, and could only hold back with a blushing face.

And I also feel that my buttocks are on the side of the short-haired girl’s elastic, petite buttocks...My arms are next to her rounded fragrant shoulders, because I have been stuck for too long, and her clothes are out. A little bit of sweat, I can even feel the delicate and smooth skin of the short-haired girl through the wet clothes...

However, apart from the short-haired girl, the other beauties are not easy because I occupy too much space. Their bodies are all close together. Today is another hot day of summer vacation. Although the car is air-conditioned, the beauties Fragrant sweat came out of their faces one by one. , The expression is a bit painful.

I am also a little embarrassed.

So I hurriedly changed the subject, at least saying that it would not be too painful to speak distractingly: "Uh...are you out for an outing?"

"Haha, yes. Our five sisters came out camping together in the summer vacation." The female driver said with a smile.

"Are you still in college students?"

"Yeah. We are all in the same class. By the way, I haven't asked my friend which university you are from."

"I..." I was embarrassed to say that the unfamiliar Pheasant University I attended, but when the other party asked, I had to say, "I'm from Zhejiang S University."

"Zhejiang s University?...I haven't heard of it." The female driver shook her head. Sure enough, the school’s reputation is too small... I feel helpless. But this female driver gave me a very good impression. I thought it was difficult for beautiful women to communicate, but I didn't expect that she was still very good at talking.

While talking, the female driver suddenly asked me:

"Friend, what's your name?"

"Ah... my name is Li Jian." I staggered out the name of my bad street.

"Li Jian? Which Jian?"

"Healthy." I said.

"Good for fitness? Haha, people who use this name are really rare now!" The female driver said with a smile.

rarely seen? Shouldn't my name be bad?

I smiled, and then hesitantly asked: "Can I ask your name? There are so many beautiful women here?"

"Beauty? What kind of beauty, who else uses such a funny name now..." The female driver smiled when she heard me. Is the title beauty funny? I am a little puzzled.

"My name is Yanzi, and they are..." The female driver smiled and introduced me to the beauties in the car. The young lady is called Li Qing, the Bingshan beauty is Xu Liuli, the dark-skinned girl is Ye Jianan, the innocent girl with big eyes is Zhang Jiajia, and the girl with glasses is Liu Yu.

Pity my underdeveloped brain, although they are all beautiful women, but there are more beautiful women, and I can't figure out the name at once. In the end, I could only pretend to say hello.

The beauties looked at me with strange eyes, I guess it was because of my size and appearance.

"Hehe, Li Jian, can I ask you a question?" Just when I didn't know what to say to the beauties, the little lady sitting in the passenger seat spoke.

"Uh...what's the problem?"

"Your voice... is very strange. It seems to be very thick. Has your throat ever been sick?"

My voice is so thick? I froze for a moment. Although I am a fat man, my voice is indeed a little louder than ordinary people, but it is not so heavy, right? But my voice is really not good. When I was forced to sing in ktv by my classmates, I was always laughed at for the lack of tone.

"Uh... I have a bit of a cold, so my throat is not so good."

"Oh, is that so."

I can only make up a reason casually. It is really embarrassing to let a girl say that her voice is unpleasant. Although I didn't understand the true meaning of the other party at that time.

Along the way, I talked with Yanzi and Xiaotaimei Li Qing without a word. The two of them are the most cheerful here. There are several other beauties, one is glasses girl, one is iceberg beauty, and the other is timid. My big-eyed girl, a black girl of unknown nationality, can't say a few words either. And they seem to treat me as a stranger not too much. They look at me with strange eyes along the way, which makes me very uncomfortable.

Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that the beauties next to me are secretly looking at me? And that look... so weird that you can't tell? That look...like seeing a person with AIDS.

The car suddenly made a big 90-degree turn at a corner, because the turn was too fast, which caused my body to tilt due to inertia.

"Ah..." I heard a scalp tingling in my ears. I was shocked, and I realized that my shoulder was pressed against the short-haired girl sitting next to me, and I was almost the same. Leaning on her...

The short-haired girl snorted, her body trembled and her face flushed quickly.

"sorry Sorry…"

I straightened up in panic and apologized. I also smelled the faint scent from the short-haired girl just now, and my nostrils were filled with the fragrance of her hair, which made my heart beat faster.

"It's okay." The glasses girl looked down at me and sat upright. She coughed, but she didn't seem to mind.

I scratched my head in embarrassment, but the girl with short hair looked a little bit painful, and her face kept flushing.

"What's the matter with you? Nothing will happen, right?"

The short-haired girl glanced at me, then suddenly raised her head and said to the driving swallow:

"Sister Yanzi, I...I want to urinate."

Pee? In the middle of the road?

"Can you take it a little longer?" Yanzi said embarrassedly when she heard the short-haired girl's request. Indeed, there are no public places around here, where can I go to urinate?

"Boiled, can't stand it..." the short-haired girl said with some shame.

"Then wait a minute! Alas!" Yanzi cried out in surprise, then sighed again, and finally slowed down, leaned the car to the side of the road, and parked beside a thick grass.

As soon as I stopped the car, I hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car. The short-haired girl took out a stack of paper from her bag and ran off. Then she suddenly took off her jeans less than one meter away from me, and then she became Pushing at the face of my big man!

"Why are you..." I was taken aback at the time. It seems that this short-haired girl is really pressing and peeing in front of a big man like me. No way, I turned around and covered my eyes. I went to take a peek, but the loud hiss of the short-haired girl still passed into my ears, making my ears itchy.

The short-haired girl urinated in the same place for a long time, hissing sounded like a song for a long time without stopping. And several beauties in the car also walked out.

Taking the lead is the swallow wearing sunglasses, with a bit of helplessness on his face.

"Everyone is here for convenience, the road left is still long, and it will be troublesome if you can't find a place at that time!"

I rely on... No way! ! At that time I was dumbfounded, when I am a man who does not exist?

What I didn’t expect was that these beauties were also bolder and more open. They also walked into the grass near me one by one, and generously took off the small inner or jeans under the colorful skirts, revealing Smooth and round buttocks, one by one squatted on the ground and started firing! And the sound is louder than one!

My goodness, am I dreaming or something. I really wanted to slap myself sober. Are these girls not ashamed? Still feel that I have no courage to violate them at all?

I hurried to the other side of the car, lest I see them urinating!

But what I didn't expect was that Yanzi walked up with a smile, said hello to me, and said:

"Li Jian, it's convenient for you. The road to the city is still very long. If you solve it all at once, you will save parking later."

Seeing Yanzi didn’t mind when I saw the girl urinating, I was really ashamed. She was standing next to me just now. She obviously saw that I saw those beautiful women’s ass, but why didn’t she seem to let her? What do I mean by avoiding? Are they... Are they all women in the nightclub business, so they don't care?

Thinking of this, my heart trembled.

"This...I don't have a desire to pee."

"If you don't have it, go and solve it. The urine will come as soon as you say it, and maybe it will come later when you get in the car, then it will be troublesome."

"..." I glanced at Yanzi in silence. Actually, I was a little eager to pee. I had been bumping on the road for a while and I had a lot of peeing.

I thought about it, and decided to follow Yanzi's words to find a place to urinate farther, but just about to turn around, Yanzi stopped me again:

"By the way, do you want paper?" Yanzi kindly took out a pack of tissues from his waist and gave it to me.

"Uh... why give me paper?"

"Pee. Don't you need paper to urinate?"

Damn, I haven't heard of boys asking for paper to urinate. After seeing Yanzi, I really don't understand the physiological structure of men.

"This...no need."

"You brought paper?" Yanzi misunderstood that I had brought paper.

"Almost..." I didn't want to explain more. I turned around and walked towards the grass on the other side of the road. There was a car in between. The girls wouldn't see me peeing.

"Hey, Li Jian, where are you going? Why are you walking so far?" Swallow's voice came again, almost causing me to stagger and fall. What does she mean? Do you want me to urinate near them? I really don't know what Yanzi wants to express. Is she indirectly tempting me to spy on the peeing gestures of beauties...how it is possible! As soon as this idea took shape in my mind, I shot it away.

"I... go to the other side to urinate!" I answered Yanzi's question vaguely and ran across the road.

But what I didn’t expect was that the swallow’s voice came again:

"Li Jian! Why are you... standing up and urinating!"

The sudden sound from behind shocked me!

I turned my head in surprise, but saw Yanzi looking at me with surprise covering his mouth.

"Swallow...Don't come over!" I couldn't just persuade Yanzi in a hurry. Damn, what is she doing? Is it possible that she has never seen a man pee in her life?

At this time, the beauties except the swallow had already finished peeing one after another. The Bingshan beauties, the big-eyed girl, the little sister and the black girl all stood up, and they all rushed towards the swallow. I looked over.

Damn it, this one is really big, how can I still urinate under the crowd of beauties?

When I shouted so hastily, Yanzi seemed to think something was wrong with me, and even walked a few steps towards me.

I was dumbfounded.

The swallow a few meters behind me was also dumbfounded.

The beauties who were a little further behind Yanzi also saw this scene of me, and they were all dumbfounded.

I turned around in a hurry, all I know is that Lao Tzu's personality is completely destroyed.

But something that surprised me even more happened afterwards.

What happened after that was the beginning of this legendary story I want to tell you.

"He...he is a man! Li Jian is a man!" It seems that the blonde little sister called out, because the voice changed shape and I didn't recognize it.

But I only saw Xiaotaimei pointing at me with a pale face, and the beauties around, including the swallow, all looked at me with a complicated look.