My Last Girlfriend

The old witch stepped forward: "My lord, the purification has been completed. Next, my lord, please tell us your intentions."

My purpose?

What should I say about this? I am not a real owner at all, and I have no intersection with the Bai people. I came here, on the one hand, it can be said that it is to temporarily avoid the government’s pursuit, on the other hand, it is to understand that The mystery of the prophecy book that predicted my arrival, other than that, I have no other ideas at all. Now that I want to tell me what I'm here for, I'm really a bit embarrassed.

My brain was running fast, thinking about the excuses I could say, and finally I reluctantly found one, and I said:

"Uh...Grandma, I actually don't know why I came here, but I think maybe your first generation grandma called me. But I think I must have a very important mission to complete when I came here... Although It’s not clear now, but I will definitely figure it out later."

I can only answer like this. Anyway, I can’t stay here forever. What I came to the Bai clan was to avoid the idea of ​​a while. Now that I have asked about my origins, I can’t answer. Let's talk about it later.

Hearing what I said, the old witch's eyes moved, and after a while, she seemed to understand. The old witch squinted and smiled at me:

"It turns out that this is the case. It seems that the Lord's arrival in our clan is also a destiny arrangement, and you can't disclose it." The old witch grinned and opened her mouth with almost lost teeth, then turned her head and muttered in their native language. Gudi said something to the patriarch and Princess Longyue.

Finally, the beautiful woman patriarch nodded clearly, and finally she walked up to me, owed me a little, and after showing her respect, she walked to my side, stood side by side with me, and then started on the high platform. Shang explained it loudly in ethnic language.

I didn’t hear the words of the beautiful patriarch, so I turned my head and asked the one-eyed woman:

"What did your patriarch say?"

The one-eyed woman replied: "The patriarch said she admires you very much. Your coming to our clan is a destiny arrangement and will benefit our clan in the future..."

I understand it after being explained by a one-eyed woman like this.

After the patriarch’s speech, the old witch respectfully asked me to come forward and say something to me and the believers in the clan.

After being said by the old witch, I really felt like **** was speaking to his disciples.

I have no training in speaking. I was really nervous to give a speech in front of so many people at once. At the time, I felt my feet were trembling a little, but after all, I was in this position and I couldn't get off the stage easily.

Fortunately, although I have not spoken, I have seen some Hollywood movies, and I can still pretend to say a few words.

I looked at the tens of thousands of eyes under my feet, coughed, and then said:

"I am very happy to meet you... and I am very happy that you can believe in me so piously. I feel your enthusiasm. Although I don't know what I can do for you, I... uh... as the owner, I I will surely benefit you and protect you..." Anyway, the religious figures gave speeches in just a few words, and as an otaku, I also lack language. Although I have seen a little movie, I don’t have much impression now, it’s just that. A few nonsense, the actual content is actually not at all.

But the effect of my speech was very remarkable, because after my speech, all the people who could understand Mandarin in the audience cheered loudly, and then a little further away, those people who could not hear my voice at all. Also cheered. For a time, the audience can really describe it as the mountain whispering the tsunami, and the surging sky. If I were an unrelated group of people passing by, I would definitely think that there was an explosion here.

I finally finished the speech. The old witch wanted Xiaobai to say a few words, but I stopped. She gave Xiaobai's current IQ to give the speech, and it was over. It must be full of flaws, so I stopped it in time.

After that, the Three Saints and the Old Witch all gave speeches in front of the people. From the one-eyed girl's translation, I learned that the content of the speeches of the Three Saints would definitely serve me well, be my devout believer, and protect me. Tribe. The old witch said that the arrival of some masters is the favor of the Bai people. She said that my arrival is the honor of several generations of the people. The ancestors of the people will definitely be very proud when they are alive in the sky. In addition, the old The witch also asserted that I will stay in their clan in the future and protect the clan from generation to generation...

In short, the words of the old witch made me ashamed. At that time, I was standing there, watching the high voices of the audience, watching the Bai women kneeling on the ground and kowtow to me, watching me cry with tears. I really have the illusion that I have really become the owner.

After the speech, there was a grand welcoming ceremony. All the Bai dancers gathered on the high platform where I was and danced around me and Xiaobai. Their graceful and soft figures swayed and dazzled.

The entire Bai village was boiling because of me. Almost all the Bai women ran out of the bamboo building and bowed to me. The old people prayed for me to bless them to live a long life, the disabled women begged me to bless their health, and the middle-aged women prayed for me to bless their daughters to grow up safely...

Although as the person involved, I think this scene is a bit silly, but the Bai people are really pious. I used to hear from my high school history teacher that people in the Tang dynasty admired Buddhism and were willing to go to the Buddha's corpse a few months in advance to wait on the way they passed. It was extremely loyal and pious. Now it seems that the religious worship of the Bai people is not weaker than that of the ancients in the Tang Dynasty.

Seeing so many people worship me like a Buddha statue, I was really under a lot of pressure, because I knew I was just an ordinary person without any supernatural powers, but I couldn’t say that I was not the owner. So I can only act like a puppet emperor and do it to the end...

It wasn't until it was almost dark that the old witch was willing to greet Xiaobai and me to sit in the Sun Moon Hall, and said that she would entertain Xiaobai and me. At that time, I was already standing with a sore back and leg cramps.

In this way, the old witch, Princess Longyue and three saints escorted me and Xiaobai into the Sun Moon Palace. According to what the one-eyed girl told me, tonight their clan will kill pigs and sheep to hold a feast to celebrate my arrival. I really feel ashamed the more I listen.

The Three Saints followed closely behind me, while Princess Longyue walked side by side with us on the left and right of the beautiful woman patriarch. Especially the Princess Longyue, she was walking on my right at that time, her long hair like a mop dragged on the ground. The height of Princess Longyue is only about two centimeters away from mine. She walks on my right side and I can see her head. Princess Longyue seems very embarrassed. I see her turning her head to look at me from time to time. A few times my eyes will meet her.

At that time, Princess Longyue's hair trembled a little, and the strong fragrance would immediately pour my nose, making my whole brain shock...

Especially when Princess Longyue and I were so close, my nostrils were completely filled with her scent.

At that time, there was only one inexplicable thought in my mind: Does the body fragrance of Long Moon Princess have aphrodisiac effect?