My last name is Stark after I changed my job to become a female musketeer?
Chapter 16 If you dare to come close, I will smash your lower body to pieces!
"How's it going! I feel it, I feel it's working!"
Wade Wilson was very excited. When the warm light of the alchemy tool enveloped him, he could clearly feel that this magical thing was repairing his body.
But as the light dissipated, the skin on Deadpool's head once again turned into the shape of an avocado.
Leni didn't answer, but sighed, turned around and continued driving.
She didn't want to read any more for fear of actually spitting it out.
After understanding what Leni meant, Wade couldn't help but slowly put down his excited hands, his voice a little calm and annoyed.
"I knew it, I knew it!"
"It's still effective, but if you want to completely cure your disease, you may really need to use my second plan."
"Give up your superpowers?"
"Well, you actually know your situation better than anyone else. You must have experienced losing your superpowers before you came here.
Your super resilience suppressed the spread of cancer cells, but at the same time made you look like this. "
"You're right, but I can't give up on this damn thing yet." Mr. Deadpool hammered his thigh helplessly.
"But that's okay, I'm going to work with Wolverine on "Deadpool 3". Do you want to make a cameo?"
"'Deadpool 3'?"
After thinking about it, Leni did not refuse, "Let's talk about it then. I'll keep the things for you first."
"Haha! Okay! I'm just waiting for your words!"
Wade suddenly became excited, and his hard work of playing the role of a depressed and frustrated man for a long time was finally in vain!
Being a little confused by the other person's shock, deep emotions, and joy, it took Leni a while to realize that the other person was wasting her feelings.
He immediately took out the hand cannon and hit him in the face, "Are you bluffing me?"
"Duiwuqi!"
Wade, with half of his face restrained, quickly apologized and then gently moved the muzzle away.
"Pay attention to driving safety, driving is irregular! Both relatives are in tears!"
Without worrying about how this guy knew this line from the movie, Leni snorted lightly, put back the weapon and started driving.
After looking at the surrounding environment, Deadpool asked:
"Are you going to Afghanistan? To find that rich second generation?"
"No, it's not time yet. I'm just going to investigate the Ten Commandments Gang."
"Oh? Really? That's just right. I have nothing to do. Let's go with you. I can be with such a beautiful beauty from another world. I'm excited just thinking about it, ah~"
"If you dare to come close to me, I will blow that thing underneath you to pieces!"
"Please don't do this!"
…
With the little bitches and jokes, the journey is no longer so boring.
The two of them would just go to a village or town to get some supplies, and then slowly inquire about the Ten Commandments Gang.
At night, the two did not choose to stay in the last town.
And they went to a mountain col that was relatively sheltered from the wind, and camped in the tent that Leni brought.
"You only have a tent here, so I'll reluctantly sleep with you, hehehe~"
Leni ignored him and threw out a bag with a spare tent inside.
"Huh? You actually went out with two tents?"
Wade was dumbfounded. Can he be so willful if he has a warehouse?
"Haha, you know I usually carry the field supplies needed by a team. Is it weird to bring an extra tent?"
"Tsk, you won't be able to get married sooner or later!"
Seeing that the opportunity to have a romantic relationship was gone, Wade had no choice but to go to camp honestly.
The two had a simple barbecue dinner in the wild using the fresh steak that Leni took out from the warehouse, and then chatted around the campfire.
"By the way, your surname is also Stark. Are you that Stark?"
Leni knew who Wade was asking. In fact, everyone who got to know her would ask this question.
After all, the two of them are so similar. They are both geniuses, graduated from Massachusetts, have the same Stark surname, and even...
“A lot of people have asked me that question, but I really don’t have anything to do with him.
My parents are ordinary people. I prefer others to call me Leni, or Leni Testarossa.
Instead of Miss Stark, Ms. Stark.
When I was in school, my classmates and teachers all suspected that I was that guy's sister, or Mr. Howard's illegitimate daughter.
After all, that person is said to have been a romantic talent. "
"The tiger father has no son, right? Let me tell you, I don't envy him at all...I don't like him!
Hey, you know what? I wrote to Stark asking to join the Avengers, and what do you think he wrote back to me?
He actually told me not to even think about it!
Oh my god, are these guys crazy?
For a super popular superhero like me, it would be great to join this super boy band!
However, he rejected me!
Even now, when I think about it, my heart still hurts. "
While talking, the little bitch made a gesture that showed her heart was aching, which made Leni almost vomit from the steak she just ate.
The little bitch kept talking and tore off the peel of an orange piece by piece with his hands, leaving juice all over his hands.
Then he casually pulled out a few tissues from the tissue box to wipe his hands, and deliberately pretended to be unconscious and threw them into a ball at his feet.
Leni's eyes twitched as she looked at it, and she swore she would never touch that box of tissues again, ever.
"So, you are also super rich, right?"
Little Deadpool looked up and down at Lainie, who had been a little tanned in the past few days, and said, "If I tie you up, how much money can you give me?"
"With you?"
This sentence instantly caused a critical blow to our Mr. Deadpool, and its power was no less than:
"Can you do it, little dog?"
Wade could bear this? He was about to draw his sword and fight Lainie on the spot.
Lainie didn't even look at him, "The knives are not bad, but these two knives are the only ones you have left that are worth money, right?
In two years, the rifling of the Desert Eagle may be worn away..."
"Shit! You are insulting my personality!"
"Come on, what personality do you have? Wait, I will give you something good after this mission, so you won't work for me in vain."
When he heard there was a gift, Xiao Jianjian immediately put away his aggressive momentum and hurried over:
"What good thing?"
"Puchi~" Lainie laughed at his look, "I still like your rebellious look just now."
"Ahem!"
Wade immediately straightened his attitude and put away the two knives.
"It is a necessary quality for a gentleman to help a lady solve her problems. It's not a gift..."
"Then I won't give it to her."
"Don't do it. It's not bad to get paid for doing things. It's not bad~"
Seeing him like this, Lainie had no choice but to take out a pistol from the space. It had a fiery red appearance and looked like the Desert Eagle on Xiao Jianjian's waist.
Wade's eyes were about to droop. This treasure simply grew on his aesthetic taste.
"Lend me the magazine."
Lainie removed the original magazine from the gun, and there were no bullets in it.
"It's called [Scorching Heckler]. As the name suggests, the bullets it fires will have a burning effect.
In short, it comes with incendiary bombs, so when using it, be careful not to hit the oil barrel casually, it can really explode."
After checking the ammunition, he reloaded the magazine.
This thing looks like a fiery red Desert Eagle, and the caliber is also .50 caliber. There is no problem using the AE bullets on his gun.
He fired a shot at a handful of dry weeds not far away.
"Bang!"
Sparks flew everywhere, instantly igniting the dry grass and igniting flames.
"Shit!"
Little Jianjian's eyes were about to fall out, "Magic weapon?"
"No, this is the technology of the heavens. In the final analysis, it's just because of the special materials."
Laini tried one round. She didn't have this .50AE on her.
Seeing that Little Jianjian didn't seem to have spare bullets on him, she returned the magazine to him and put the gun away.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't, don't put it away! Isn't it more painful than killing me?"
"I'll give it to you after the mission is over," Lainie got up and went back to the tent to rest.
"Ah~! This is too torturous. Isn't it that the fruit girl is next door, making me anxious?"
"Hahaha! If you dare to come to my tent in the middle of the night, I will make you worry every minute!"
...
In this way, the two of them coughed in this desert while chasing the traces of the Ten Commandments Gang.
After chasing for a full 4 days, they finally found a Ten Commandments Gang convoy preparing to plunder the village at noon on the fifth day.
"Tsk, finally caught up with these guys, no wonder it took so much effort to find them, there are military trucks?"
"Isn't it! It's too hot here, I feel like something on my body is going to stink if I don't take a shower for a day!"
Little bastard sniffed around pretentiously.
"Stop sniffing, go up the mountain!"
Laini looked at the village not far away through the telescope, and looked at the hill next to her. This distance is just right for sniping.
"Their weapons shouldn't be able to reach here, let's go up."
Quickly put the off-road vehicle into the warehouse, and ran to the top of the mountain first.
"What a convenient ability, can it hold anything?"
Deadpool really couldn't stop talking all the way. Lainie thought it was good to have him around so that she wouldn't be bored.
But now she just felt that this guy was noisy.
"Life forms and objects that are too big are not allowed. Cars are already the limit. As for weapons, as long as I can carry them, there is no upper limit to the number of props and materials."
Laini carried a CheyTac M200 on her back, and Deadpool beside her used the L115A3 of Precision International.
Both of them used bolt-action sniper rifles, and their power and accuracy were first-class.
However, the only thing missing was an observer, but this is often the most important helper, but neither of them planned to do it.
Laini took out a sci-fi monocular telescope from the void.
This is a multi-functional telescope specially developed by SHIELD for snipers, which takes into account the functions of distance measurement, wind speed measurement, humidity measurement, etc.
The shooter only needs to input the various data displayed on the telescope into the matching sniper computer.
The system can automatically calculate the appropriate sniper data with an error of no more than 10 centimeters.
But it doesn't mean that this thing must be very reliable. Lainie and Wade still think it is more reliable to test fire a shot first, after all, the distance from the target here is far beyond 2,000 meters.
Fortunately, both of them have their own suppressors on their weapons, so at this distance, the enemy can't even hear the sound of their gunfire.
Sorry, I didn't set the scheduled update, I'll post it soon!
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