My Leisurely Life In A Wealthy Family

Shen Qiuyue closed the car window.

Suddenly he said seriously: "I'm not joking with you now. I'm asking you one last time, do you want to be my boyfriend?"

"If you nod, we'll get a tattoo on your wrist. If you change your mind, we'll chop off your hand. Once the tattoo is done, you can do whatever you want!"

Hand chopping for tattoos? Is there such a sexy practice?

She looked over and said seriously: "I have been living in Jinghai for so many years, and I can do anything. If you fool me, I will really chop off your hands!"

Chen Fan wanted to open the car door and run away.

But the other party continued: "Actually, I knew as soon as we met that you are my type, and you have a natural mouthfeel. I really like to smell your fairy aura.

"But I'm afraid that you are a scumbag and you'll kick me after you play. I'm an old aunt and I really don't dare to bet with you."

"You are a little fresh meat and a little milk dog. You are young and have a lot of time to waste, but I don't have any. At my age, I rely entirely on impulse to find a partner.

"Either it was a confused impulse after drinking, or it was a hot-headed impulse, but I am very sober now."

"I know it's not easy to meet someone you like when you are 17 years old. I don't want to miss this opportunity. If you are willing, we will get a tattoo. If you change your mind, I will chop off my hand."

"If you are afraid, then I will underwrite you. I have plenty of money. One million a year is not enough, so five million a year, on a contract basis, for life!"

"However, after signing the contract, if you mess around with other women, I can use the contract to make you cornered."

"Don't look at me like that. I'm not threatening you. I just feel insecure. After all, I'm an old aunt and you're still a little kid."

"Are you talking about a tattoo or five million a year? Of course, as a regular boyfriend and girlfriend, I can also spend money on you."

"Your watch is fake at first glance. This watch costs more than 10 million. How can you afford it? If we get together, I will give you a real one!"

What if we two got together?

This woman's ability to express language is truly unique.

Chen Fan listened to each sentence and suddenly couldn't help laughing and said: "You are so good, you can still play like this. How about we get tattoos on our necks, and whoever abandons the other first will have his head chopped off?"

Shen Qiuyue trembled all over, "Oh my god, this is a bit too bloody."

"What? Are you scared?"

"Who is scared?"

Chen Fan simply leaned back and lay down.

He shook his head and said: "I can hear that you are serious, but please don't make trouble. I have no shortage of women. Really, if it weren't for your good looks, I wouldn't have come to have dinner with you today. I'll send you your WeChat message as soon as possible." Just blocked him!"

Shen Qiuyue curled her lips and said, "Is this the essence of the legendary scumbag?"

Chen Fan chuckled: "I'm not a scumbag. I take every relationship seriously and never abandon anyone."

Shen Qiuyue slapped her forehead, shook her head and smacked her lips: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, you guys born in the 2000s have so many tricks up their sleeves, and I, an old aunt, can't stand it anymore.

Chen Fan suddenly said: "I'd better get out of the car. It's too dangerous to talk about relationships with you. I'll sign the contract easily. I'm not your cup of tea. You will find someone who treats you wholeheartedly. If you want to delete WeChat, just delete it." ,I do not mind."

Chen Fan is not afraid of boiling water and opens the car door.

Under Shen Qiuyue's dull eyes, he got into a taxi and drove away.

"Ahhhhh!"

Shen Qiuyue patted the steering wheel angrily.

"I've become a bitch? And I've been rejected? It's so difficult for me!"

She stopped here for about half an hour.

Her eyes suddenly lit up.

Picked up the phone and called a woman with a note about the old goblin.

It rang for about twenty seconds before the call was answered.

"Hey, little goblin, what do you want to do?"

Shen Qiuyue said aggrievedly: "Old fairy, I'm lovelorn!"

"Your sister, you haven't even been in love yet, how did you end up falling out of love?"

"I fell out of love before we even started dating, what should I do? I really like her!"

A woman's voice asked in surprise: "Have you met someone you like?"

"Well, I confessed my love to him and was rejected!"

"Ha ha ha ha…….

There was wild laughter on the other end of the phone.

Shen Qiuyue became angry and said: "I didn't call you to make you laugh at me, I just wanted to ask you what I should do to save this relationship.

"How can you call it lovelorn if you haven't talked to others? How can you call it recovery? I laugh because the cycle of heaven's retribution is unhappy. It's always you who rejects others. I didn't expect that a person like you, a monkey spirit, would be rejected. This What is it if it's not retribution?"

Shen Qiuyue said irritably: "Let's get down to business. Let me tell you the story first."

Then, Shen Qiuyue told the whole story.

The other party said in a confused tone: "You are really good at chasing boys. How can you chase boys like this? If it were me, I would be scared away by you."

"What should we do? He has already run away!"

"If you run away, just chase him."

"How to chase? Continue to cling to me shamelessly?"

The other party pondered for a moment and said: "Yes, you have to be thick-skinned when chasing boys, and this is your specialty!"

"Are you praising me or hurting me?"

The other party said helplessly: "Chasing boys is not the way to go. You should get him first. If the other person is a scumbag, make him a loyal and warm man!"

"Is this possible?" Shen Qiuyue was stunned for a while.

"Why can't it be done? Aren't all my sisters like this? A man in his thirties will find a boyfriend in his early twenties. If he gets distracted, he will beat her. If he doesn't change, he will continue to beat her!"

Shen Qiuyue smiled bitterly and said: "That's different, okay? This is true love!"

"That's true love, and loyalty is earned.

"Forget it, I'd better ask someone else!"

This move is 100% unreliable.

But the other party said: "Don't hang up. To be honest, if it is true love, then get it first. The passage to a man's heart is to contribute his own sewer. Let the other person know that being with you will be very happy." So cool, I will naturally come to you!"

Shen Qiuyue was a little confused: "But, I'm afraid of being dumped!"

“I have a way not to get dumped!”

"You say it, you say it!" Shen Qiuyue became more energetic.

"If you don't fall in love, you will never be dumped!"

This sentence made Shen Qiuyue almost go crazy, and the relationship call was in vain.