My Life Simulator

The good news of the great victory in Aries quickly spread throughout the Ming Dynasty, Beijing, and thirteen provinces.

Destroying Japanese pirates and beheading thousands of people, such an unprecedented victory, made Lu Li's name already in the sight of officials in various ministries of the Ming Dynasty.

Hu Zongxian, governor of Hangfu of Zhejiang Province and Southeast Pingwa, also received this good news.

"Destroy the Japanese pirates and behead thousands. Lu Li..."

Hu Zongxian looked at the good news and said nothing for a long time.

Hu Zongxian, who was ordered to go out of Beijing to govern the anti-Japanese affairs of the southeastern provinces, although he has been calling on the gentry in the southeast to organize the training of the township corps, he has also summoned soldiers from various guard posts to fight back and forth with the Japanese pirates countless times. However, the result is needless to say. .

If it wasn't for the Xiangxi Wolf Soldiers winning several battles, Hu Zongxian would probably only say "the minister has been defeated and fought repeatedly", which is much better than repeated defeats.

During this period of time, Hu Zongxian was also devastated.

Not only is the anti-Japanese unfavorable reason, more is the officialdom.

I have to say that Hu Zongxian is a person who wants to do things. He wants to change the situation of Japanese corruption in the southeast, so... In the period when the old man of Yan Ge was in charge, he could not do things without relying on the old man of Yan Ge.

Because he has the imprint of a strict party, Hu Zongxian has been impeached by countless "Qingliu" since he took office.

Some people impeached Hu Zongxian for accepting bribes, so-called "Governor Silver Mountain", which means that the bribes are piled up. There were also people who impeached Hu Zongxian for "arrogantly arrogant as a concubine, embracing all the prostitutes, and promiscuous with the mukes in the government."

The device of 嫪毐... Hu Zongxian must be very relieved, because it means that his device exceeds 18 centimeters.

However, at this moment, Hu Zongxian has no intention of caring about the "artificial device" at all.

Hu Zongxian let out a long sigh when he saw the good news of the "Aries Mouth Victory". Lu Li, why is such a tiger general not under the command of this official?

Songjiang Prefecture belonged to Nanzhili, and Hu Zongxian, the governor of the Southeast Anti-Japanese War, could not manage Nanzhili, so he could only drool at this shocking military exploit.

In fact, Hu Zongxian's command is not without tiger generals. Qi Jiguang and Yu Dayou were all under the command of Hu Zongxian, the governor of the Southeast Anti-Japanese War.

However... At this moment, Qi Dashuai is still recruiting troops in Yiwu, and Yu Dayou is still fighting Zhang Lian, the "Emperor of the Flying Dragon Kingdom" who rebelled against the flag in Guangdong and Guangxi.

Hu Zongxian, who is sitting on the "Yu Long Qi Hu", because the Ming Dynasty habitually despised the warriors, did not care whether there were still buried tiger generals under his command.

"This Lu Li actually has the reputation of being a scholar, and he is indeed talented in both literature and martial arts!"

Hu Zongxian sighed in admiration, quickly picked up the pen, and began to write a memorial, requesting that Lu Li be transferred to the Southeast Anti-Japanese Governor's Mansion to take up his post.

...

Yiwu.

Qi Jiguang, who was organizing troops and training the "Qi Family Army", also received a notification of "Aries Kou Victory".

"Aries has a great victory, beheading thousands of people. Lu Li, who are you? How could you have such a record?"

Qi Jiguang sighed in admiration, and secretly made up his mind, he must train this team, not to let Lu Li specialize in beauty, and I, Qi Jiguang, are also heroes!

...

Guangdong and Guangxi regions.

Yu Dayou, who was bombarding the "Flying Dragon Emperor", also saw this "Aries Mouth Victory" report.

Yu Dayou stroked his beard and let out a long sigh. I, Yu Dayou, are all martial arts and proficient in battle formations, but I can only do this kind of work of suppressing bandits here. When will I be able to be alone and lead the army to sweep the Japanese pirates!

...

At this moment, Lu Li didn't know that "Yu Long Qi Hu" had regarded him as a target to catch up.

After the victory of Aries, Lu Li's life returned to normal.

In the fields of Lujiazhuang and Jinshanwei, various crops are growing satisfactorily, and this year's autumn harvest is bound to be a bumper one.

Construction of the industrial zone remains on schedule.

The inventory of guns and ammunition is increasing, and the foundation of Lu Li is getting deeper and deeper.

It is worth mentioning that after the great victory of Aries, Jinshanwei's commander Liu Bin and Qianhu Dong Zhilin made their eyes red with admiration for their brilliant record of wiping out thousands of Japanese pirates with a mere hundred people against Lu Li.

Liu Bin and Tong Zhilin wanted muskets, so Lu Li naturally wouldn't let such a big killer out easily, and directly quoted the sky-high price of "one hundred taels of silver per gun".

So... the two "poor men" were directly frightened.

Lu Li took the opportunity to propose that strict military training is the guarantee of combat effectiveness, and it is not the weapons that determine the outcome of the war, but the people.

Then it's all right. Lu Li sent five classes of soldiers to Jinshanwei to serve as instructors to conduct military training according to the "Infantry Training Outline" formulated by Lu Li.

The progress of infiltrating Jinshanwei has gone one step further.

In addition to the soldiers who entered Jinshanwei as instructors, Lu Li also sent three classes of soldiers to patrol around Huating to deal with the possible robbery of Japanese pirates.

This move actually led to another thing that shocked Lu Li to the point of doubting his life.

...

On this day, Lu Li was taking a squad of soldiers for cavalry training when he suddenly received a report.

"Report!"

A soldier hurried in and saluted Lu Li and reported, "Squad 3 found the escaped Japanese pirates."

"Oh?"

Lu Li got off his horse, walked up to the soldier, and said with a smile, "Is there really any Japanese pirates who have fled? Where are they?"

"In Yunshan View!"

The soldier said quickly: "The third class passed by Yunshan Temple during the inspection. The Taoist priest Guanzhong learned that we were searching for Japanese pirates and handed it over to us five bound Japanese pirates."

"Five Japanese pirates?"

Lu Li smiled, "It seems that there are quite a few Taoist priests in Yunshan Temple! They actually caught five Japanese pirates."

"this……"

The soldier hesitated for a moment and said, "The Yunshan Temple is just a small Taoist temple, and there is only one Taoist priest in the temple."

"Eh? Only one Taoist priest?"

Lu Li was taken aback. A Taoist priest overturned five Japanese pirates and captured them all. This Taoist... Could it be that he came down from Wudang Mountain?

Is this world not a historical plot, but a martial arts drama?

"What about the five Japanese pirates? Have they been caught?" Lu Li asked quickly.

"Caught back. But..."

The soldier hesitated again, "It's just... the situation of those Japanese pirates is a bit strange. It's like they were beaten to death, and they all turned into fools."

"Oh?"

Lu Li raised his brows and said quickly, "Where is it? Take me to see it!"

"Yes!"

The soldier hurriedly led the way, and led Lu Li to a dungeon in the military camp.

In the military camp, Lu Li saw five... neuropathy.

The five Japanese pirates squatted in the corner of the dungeon, their mouths tilted, their eyes rolled, saliva drooling from their mouths, and they kept giggling "hehehe".

This is so... obviously a mental attack!

As a psychiatrist and a clinical medical expert, Lu Li could see at a glance that these Japanese pirates were all typical mental illnesses, and they were very serious insanity and could not be saved.

Five Japanese pirates, having a mental attack at the same time? Insane at the same time? Probably, this possibility is too small!

So... it is definitely the hands and feet of the Taoist priest of Yunshan Temple.

Is it really a martial arts drama? Does it really have martial arts? Could it be that these people were "pointed on acupuncture points"?

"Prepare the horse! I'm going to visit Yunshan Temple."

Lu Li was also interested in this Yunshan Temple Taoist priest. Could it be that the Taoist priests of this era, in addition to being chemists, can actually do martial arts?

After a while, Lu Li galloped out on a steed, and with a few cavalrymen, rushed all the way to Yunshan Temple.

Yunshan View is located at the junction of Yunjian Township and Baisha Township, not far from Lujiazhuang, and is located in a mountain ridge.

Speed ​​all the way to reach the mountain where Yunshan Temple is located. The horses were placed at the bottom of the mountain, and a few people were left to watch the horses. Lu Li and his party walked up the mountain and came to the Yunshan Temple on the top of the mountain.

This Yunshan Temple... is not at all immortal, but it looks very dilapidated, obviously a "distressed house".

Mottled walls, tattered roofs, and even only half of the gate are left, and the whole Taoist temple exudes a deep "poor" aura.

"Lu Li, Yunjian Township, come to visit the Taoist priest, and please see me!"

Before reaching the broken door of the Taoist temple, Lu Li bowed his hands and called to the Taoist temple.

"Lord Lu's visit, please forgive me!"

In the tattered Taoist temple, an old Taoist priest with a more "poor" aura emerged.

Pale hair, sparse beard, old face, wearing a Taoist robe... This thing should be a bed sheet, right? Can it count as a robe?

"Pindao Tan Yuheng, I have seen Master Lu."

The old Taoist saluted Lu Liji.

Really poor, really poor!

"I've seen the Taoist priest!"

Lu Li returned a salute and said directly: "I take the liberty to disturb this time, just because...the heads of several Japanese pirates captured by the Taoist priest are a little abnormal. Therefore, I want to ask the Taoist leader about the situation."

Lu Li directly asked the old Taoist for the root cause.

"Oh... Master Lu is asking this!"

There was a smile on the face of the old Taoist Tan Yuheng, and there was even a bit of smugness in his eyes, "So that Master Lu knows that these Japanese pirates are confused because of the spells used by the poor Taoist."

"Spell?"

Lu Li blinked his eyes, and said "Fuck" in his heart. Isn't it just a martial arts drama? Has it changed directly from a historical drama to a fantasy fairy tale?

Lu Li, who has been educated in materialism for a long time, has always believed in science, and he still does not believe in the "magic" spoken by the old Taoist priest.

After calming down, Lu Li said to the old Taoist priest: "Daoist, I don't know if it's convenient for you to explain this spell to me?"

"Infinite Heavenly Venerate!"

The old Taoist looked at Lu Li with an unfathomable look, and smiled lightly at Lu Li, "Lord Lu, the law should not be passed on lightly!"

The law should not be passed on lightly, which means... if you want to give money, it is not acceptable to prostitute for nothing!

Lu Li smiled, stretched out his hand and took out the purse, took out ten taels of silver and handed it over, "Master, this is my incense offering, please accept it with a smile!"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate, Master Lu has a heart!"

A look of joy flashed in the eyes of the old Taoist priest, and he quickly put away the money.

If you give money, it's not a prostitution. The old Taoist reached out to Lu Li with a smile on his face, "Lord Lu, let's talk about it in detail!"

"it is good!"

Lu Li followed the old Taoist priest and walked into this tattered Taoist temple.

Poor, the statue of Sanqing in the main hall is about to collapse. This old Taoist may have been poor for a long time!

Came to the side hall and sat down on the straw futon. The old Taoist said to Lu Li, "Lord Lu, the spell I use to deal with the Japanese pirates originated from the Maoshan School of the Shangqing Dynasty, and it is called Mysticism."

Afterwards, the old Taoist taught Lu Li about the concept, the yin god, the yang god, the primordial spirit and the like.

Aside from the rambunctious Taoist terminology, Lu Li analyzed it, maybe... this "magic magic" should be hypnosis, right?

Use the ghostly things to give a psychological suggestion, cause psychological pressure, and then use psychological induction to hypnotize the five Japanese pirates into insanity and fools!

After such an analysis, the magic of the Maoshan Taoist priest of the Shangqing School is still very scientific, and it is just hypnosis.

It's just... without any drug assistance, he directly made five strong-aged men into insanity. This old Taoist priest's hypnotism is very powerful, and the psychiatrists of later generations have no such ability.

"Master, I wonder if you can let me experience your magic in person?"

Lu Li really wanted to see what was so amazing about this ancient hypnosis technique, and how effective it was.

"Master Lu wants to experience it for himself? Haha!"

The old Taoist nodded with a smile, "If that's the case, then the poor Taoist will be ugly."

Having said that, the old Taoist stood up, took out three incense sticks from the cabinet next to them, lit them, and inserted them into the incense burner.

Amidst the green smoke, the old Taoist chanted words in his mouth, stepped on the steps, grasped the magic formula in his hands, and jumped to the great god.

When he smelled the incense, Lu Li immediately understood that he still used drugs to assist hypnosis.

"Hurry up as a law!"

After the old Taoist danced, he flicked his robe sleeves and rolled up a cloud of incense smoke, which rushed towards Lu Li.

The smoke did have some effect, making Lu Li a little tired.

It's just... Under the "Iron Will", these negative influences are instantly crushed by the powerful will.

In addition, Lu Li felt an inexplicable thought in his heart, and kept reminding "I'm very tired, I want to rest, I want to sleep".

This thought... Could it be that the old Taoist priest interfered with my consciousness? How did he do that?

Lu Xin thought about it, but he never noticed that the old Taoist priest's face began to turn pale, his forehead began to sweat, and the movement of waving his sleeves and making incense smoke became faster.

The smoky ingredients in the incense smoke kept pouring in, but Lu Li's steel-like will remained unmoved, but... his eyes brought tears to Lao Tzu.

"Stop! Stop! Daoist priest, don't fan. It's too smoky, smoky your eyes."

Lu Li reached out and rubbed his eyes, and quickly stopped.

"call……"

The old Taoist gasped heavily, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and said to Lu Li, "Lord Lu, the stability of your spiritual soul is truly appalling. The spiritual thoughts of a poor Taoist cannot shake the mind of Lord Lu at all."

Spirituality? Shake the mind?

The thought that disturbed my consciousness just now and made me feel sleepy was the spiritual thought of the old Taoist?

The so-called spiritual consciousness is naturally the consciousness of thinking.

There is a scientific term for this thing called "brain waves", which are extremely weak electromagnetic waves generated during the transmission of neural signals.

This thing... is so weak that it can only be measured with professional equipment in the laboratory. How can it interfere with the consciousness of others through the electromagnetic waves generated by nerve signals?

This... is not scientific!

Is there really such a thing as cultivating immortals?