My Life Simulator

My face hurts!

It's cold!

The bald leopard shook his head, still confused. Just... what happened?

It seems like... I brought my two brothers to extort Lu Xiucai... Lu Xiucai's wife is really beautiful... Uh, that's not the point. The point is... FUCK! Lao Tzu was knocked unconscious by Lu Xiucai's punch?

Isn't Lu Xiucai a scholar with little power?

Two days ago in Yunyan Pavilion, I was beaten to the point of crying. Why did Lu Xiucai become so fierce in a blink of an eye?

Afraid not to hit evil, right?

With a shiver in his heart, the leopard quickly turned over and got up. Then... he saw Lu Xiucai again.

Under the eaves in front of him, Lu Xiucai was lying on a broken chair with his legs crossed.

oops! my motherfucker!

Kill one person in ten steps? The leopard shuddered, this Lu Xiucai...the murderousness is too great!

In evil! Absolutely evil! So scary! horrible!

The leopard's face turned pale, and all kinds of terrifying ghost stories appeared in his mind instantly.

"you're awake?"

At this time, Lu Li's lazy voice came faintly, making Hua Leopard tremble again.

"Forgive your life! Forgive your life!"

The leopard confessed very quickly, quickly turned over and got up, and kept kowtowing to Lu Li and begging for mercy.

"Forgive me?"

Lu Li sat up straight and glanced at Hua Leopard, "It's not difficult to spare your life. But...you have to be useful to me. Why do you keep things that are useless?"

"Useful! Useful! Absolutely useful!"

The leopard patted her bare chest, and although it was frozen blue, she still showed a strong body and strong blood, "My body is strong and my Yuan Yang is abundant, you...you can keep it and enjoy it slowly. !"

In Hua Leopard's view, Lu Li was hitting the upper body of the evil spirit, and immediately showed his most useful parts!

"Enjoy your sister!"

The corner of Lu Li's mouth twitched fiercely, and he kicked the leopard out.

Hemp wheat skin! What is your mother-in-law talking about? What is strong and strong, what is full of Yuanyang? still enjoy? Enjoy your sister!

"My sister? This is impossible! You dare to touch my sister, I will fight with you!"

The leopard's face was full of rage, and his eyes gleamed fiercely. Although I'm ready to sacrifice myself to feed the tiger, but... it's not the family's fault. You still want my sister, that's too much!

"roll!"

Lu Li's face was full of depression, "I'm not interested in your sister, so don't give it to me!"

Hearing Lu Li's words, Hua Leopard was obviously relieved, and his desperate posture relaxed a lot.

Lu Li glanced at Hua Bao, and didn't bother to betray him. He said directly, "Are you a member of a gang? What gang? Who is the leader? How powerful is it? How about martial arts?"

In the background information, Lu Ziming was just a scholar and knew very little about the Jianghu Gang. Lu Li could only inquire about the news from Hua Leopard.

"this……"

A flash of embarrassment flashed across Hua Bao's face, "I... I'm actually just an idler on the street. I'm not a gang at all, I'm just messing around with a few brothers."

Hemp wheat skin! It was a piece of shit!

Lu Li rolled his eyelids, his face full of depression. It’s okay to be a broken scholar at the beginning, but he is also a scumbag who wants to form a team.

"You're shirtless in the winter, is this the realm where you can practice martial arts to the point where you won't be invaded by cold and heat?"

Lu Li asked Hua Bao again, thinking: Idle people are idle people, if there is still a little effort, then I will use it.

"this……"

Hua Leopard's face became even more embarrassing, her head was lowered to her chest, and she whispered: "Yesterday, I lost everything in the casino, and I even took out the leather jacket on my body. So..."

What the hell!

Lu Li almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Hemp wheat skin! I thought that you were showing off your martial arts by being shirtless in the winter, showing that you have practiced martial arts to a state where the cold and heat are invulnerable. It turns out that you are so poor that you can't even wear clothes.

What's the use of this for you?

Lu Li was mad with depression.

Taking a deep breath, he calmed the anger in his heart, and Lu Li asked Hua Bao again, "Do you know something about Jianghu? What Jianghu gangs are there in Linqiong County, and what are some Jianghu characters?"

"I'm familiar with this."

The leopard's face regained self-confidence, with a confident look on his chest.

Well, it's still a bit useful at last, otherwise... let's just kill it.

Lu Li waved his hand, "Tell me. What gangs are there in the county, and what are some of the people in the world?"

"To talk about the Jianghu gang, we have two gangs in Linqiong County. One is the tea gang and the other is the horse gang."

Huabao said quickly: "The leader of the tea gang, 'Broken Door Knife' Yang Zheng, is a well-known expert in our southern Sichuan Province.

Five Tigers Broken Door Knife? Isn't this the worst kung fu in martial arts novels?

Lu Li's expectations for this "unfathomable" tea gang leader dropped a lot in an instant.

As for "Tea Gang" and "Caravan", the names of these two gangs are not surprising to Lu Li at all.

Linqiong County is located in western Sichuan, bordering the snow-covered plateau. Historically, there was a famous trade route here - the Ancient Tea Horse Road.

A gang member, no matter what the chaotic ideas and goals on the surface, in essence, there is only one purpose, and that is to make money!

The Ancient Tea-Horse Road, to put it bluntly, is a smuggling channel between the mainland and the snow-covered plateau.

It is conceivable how much benefit the "Tea Gang" and "Horse Gang" occupy this smuggling channel.

"The head of the tea gang, Yang Zheng, has eight heavenly kings. Each of them is a hero with extraordinary skills. The heavenly king..."

"Alright, alright!"

Before Hua Leopard could finish speaking, Lu Li interrupted with a wave of his hand, "No need to say about the Eight Great Heavenly Kings. Let's talk about the caravan! What's the situation with the caravan?"

"OK!"

The leopard nodded and said, "The origin of the caravan is somewhat special. The caravan was originally formed by people on the snowy plateau, and later it was gradually controlled by our Daqi people."

"Now the leader of the caravan is 'Flying Centipede' Gao Tianyu. This person is good at cinnabar palms with hundreds of poisons. He can shoot them with one palm and die when he touches them. His strength is terrifying. There are ten masters under the caravan. They are..."

"Okay, okay, don't say anything."

Lu Li waved his hand, took out a few pieces of broken silver from his pocket, and threw it to the leopard, "When your two brothers wake up, you can take them out. Use the money to buy some clothes. By the way, I also I owe Yunyan Pavilion three taels of silver, and I paid it back together."

"Yes! Yes! Thank you! Thank you!"

Taking the silver thrown by Lu Li, Hua Leopard's face was full of joy. Although Lu Xiucai is evil, even though the ghost is on his body, although it is very dangerous and terrifying, but...he gives money!

These pieces of broken silver are at least a dozen or so!

As long as you give me money, even if my Yuan Yang is deficient, I will admit it. Uh... my sister can't do it, he mustn't let him touch my sister.

After a while, the other two idlers also woke up.

Lu Li sent the person out directly, and when he was about to go out, he instructed Huabao again: "Huabao, by the way, ask for me, is there a suitable yard in Linqiong City? This place is too broken, I want to change it. residence."

"Yes! Don't worry, wrap it on me."

The leopard nodded again and again, and hurried out of the yard with two little brothers who were still confused about the situation.

"Brother, what's the situation?"

After going out, Hua Leopard's younger brother Hua Mao asked with a puzzled face, "Just now... Lu Xiucai... Also, why did you work for Lu Xiucai?"

"Yes! Brother, what's the situation?"

Another little brother, Huagou, was also asking.

"This...it's terrifying!"

Hua Leopard's face was solemn, "Remember? Just now, Lu Xiucai punched us and brought us down easily. Lu Xiucai is no longer the Lu Xiucai he used to be, I suspect... he was possessed by some thousand-year-old ghost! "

"hiss……"

Hua Mao shivered with fright, her face turned pale, "No wonder I'm so cold right now, so that's what happened."

You are frozen!

Leopard rolled his eyes. Comatose in the ice and snow, it is strange that it is not cold.

"Brother, then... aren't we in danger?"

The flower dog trembled all over, and seemed to be a little unsteady.

"Dangerous is a little dangerous, but..."

The leopard stretched out his hand, revealing a few pieces of silver, "He gave me the silver!"

"Hey...I'm afraid it's not a dozen taels of silver, right?"

The dog's eyes widened.

"Since you give money, then... even if he is a thousand-year-old ghost, he is still a good ghost!"

The cat is smiling.

You have no idea what kind of sacrifice I made.

As your big brother, I am too difficult.

Hua Leopard sighed, and in the future... I am afraid Yuan Yang will not be guaranteed.

...

After the three Huabao brothers left, Lu Li sat on the chair, thinking about the current situation.

The characters in the rivers and lakes in Linqiong County are mainly tea gangs and caravans. Although the gang leaders of these two gangs practiced martial arts that are common in martial arts novels, but...the strength is definitely not bad.

If they really don't have the strength and means, they won't be able to occupy this ancient tea-horse road, and they won't be able to swallow such a big benefit.

Either there are people above, or the hands are strong, this is inevitable.

Lu Li is also very interested in the trade route of the Ancient Tea-Horse Road. He can get some industries out and get a share of this trade route.

Even the martial arts arena is still essentially a battle of interests. Heroes from all walks of life also want to have a meal. The robbery mode of killing the rich and helping the poor is only suitable for doing it alone. For a sect, long-term interests are the key.

As early as in the story of the Ming Dynasty, Lu Li had already played with the construction of a workshop, and he was no stranger to it. Soap, glass, perfume, high-grade wine, woolen spinning... Lu Li immediately thought of a series of "high-tech industries".

The big devil of the martial arts also needs to have a meal, and making money is the first priority.

Reviewing it in his mind, Lu Li has already planned the formation and operation plans of various industries.

"Lu... Young Master Lu, we're back."

At this time, the leopard, who had changed into a new coat, led another little brother and walked into the yard.

"How are things going?"

Lu Li raised his eyelids and asked Hua Leopard.

"Master Lu, we have settled the account of Yunyan Pavilion and found out about the house you want."

Hua Bao hurriedly stepped forward and reported to Lu Li, "In Linqiong City, there is a suitable yard. It was originally built by a foreign merchant. Half a year ago, the merchant's family disappeared. The yard was confiscated by the county government and is hanging on The tooth bank sells it! You can buy it for five hundred taels of silver."

"Is that so?"

Lu Li nodded slightly, "I'll go see this yard."

When he got up and went back to his room, Lu Li changed into Zhou Zheng's clothes, picked up the bank note, wrapped the Miao Dao in cloth, and held it in his hand before he got up and went out.

"Lead the way ahead!"

Waving to the three of Huabao, Lu Li walked out of the dilapidated yard and walked towards Linqiong County City.

Lu Li's broken yard is in the city, that is, outside the city wall.

Going all the way along the road, Lu Li and his party passed through the city gate and soon came to a house by the river.

It was here!

When Lu Li saw the location of the house, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

In reality, this location is the wealthy area of ​​Yucheng, which is near the Jiangan Mansion in Liu Qin's home.

The yard in front of you, surrounded by mountains and rivers, covers an area of ​​more than ten acres. There are three courtyards in the front hall, atrium and backyard. Inside, there are bamboo trees, rockery lotus ponds, and various pavilions and waterside pavilions. It looks exquisite and elegant.

"Five hundred taels? Only five hundred taels in this yard?"

Lu Li turned to look at the leopard and frowned slightly, "Even if the house price in Linqiong is not very expensive, there is more than five hundred taels for such a large yard, right?"

"Young master doesn't know anything."

The leopard came up and said with a thief: "The original owner of this yard, it is said that the whole family is missing to the outside world, but in fact... hehe, everyone has been destroyed! Such a murderous house, no one must buy it! "

Hua Leopard still didn't say a word, that is... Others would be jealous of haunted houses, and you, a thousand-year-old ghost, must like haunted houses the most.

"It turned out to be a haunted house."

Lu Li nodded with a smile, "Not bad! Not bad! That's it. Take me to the tooth shop, I bought this yard."

Sure enough!

Leopard, cat and dog, the three of them looked at each other with expressions of "as expected".

The old ghost lives in a haunted house, this is the most suitable!

Later, under the leadership of Hua Bao and the others, Lu Li went all the way to the city's Yaxing, spent five hundred taels of silver, bought the house, and processed the land deed documents.

Lu Li officially settled in Linqiong County.

...

"Help lord, someone bought that house."

After Lu Li bought the house, Yang Zheng, the leader of the tea gang, had already received a report from his subordinates.

"Sure enough!"

A cold light flashed in Yang Zheng's eyes, "Instruct me to go down, keep an eye on it, and don't miss any clues."

...

The leader of the caravan, Zhu Sha Zhang Gao Tianyu, also received the news.

"Ye Xiao Gu Yiping's house was bought by someone?"

A look of coldness flashed in Gao Tianyu's eyes, "Very good! Very good! It's finally here. Make arrangements and stare at that yard."

...

"Master Baihu, Ye Xiao Gu Yiping's house was bought by someone."

In the yamen of the "Detective Division" in Linqiong County, Baihu Ye kept a voice and received a report from his subordinates.

"Sure enough, someone lived in it! Very good! Stare that yard for me!"