My Life Simulator

"You... write a complete book of Wuhou?"

Liu Fei stayed for a long time before she regained her senses. "You want to fake it? How is this possible? Marquis Wu is a scholar of heaven and man, and his knowledge is unparalleled. Even if you fake it, you can't imitate it!"

"Scholarly celestial beings?"

Lu Li chuckled, "You may not believe it, but I am also pedantic! My knowledge is unparalleled in the world."

Not only is there no one in the world, even in reality, Lu Li is also unmatched.

"Can you fix this nonsense?"

Liu Fei's face was full of contempt, "You are a shabby scholar, you can't even pass the exam, and you are still pedantic? I still don't know your foundation?"

"Girl, what your eyes see may not necessarily be true."

Lu Li smiled, "How do you know that I didn't hide my clumsiness on purpose? I have an unparalleled ability, and I have never shown it!"

"I believe you a ghost!"

Sister Liu Fei rolled her eyes.

"Okay, believe it or not."

Lu Li was too lazy to explain to Liu Fei, so he walked into the study next door, picked up a pen and paper, and wrote a list of materials.

Taking the list out of the study, Lu Li handed the list to Liu Fei, "According to the list, buy a copy of the above materials."

"Is this... a prescription?"

Liu Fei took the list and looked at the tea leaves, turmeric, indigo, gallnut, salt skin wood, realgar, cinnabar, berberine, orange peel... all kinds of materials, like a Chinese medicine prescription. .

It's just... there are white silk, isinglass, tow and the like in it, and it doesn't feel like a prescription.

"You care so much? You can't understand it even if you explain it to you."

Lu Li waved his hand, "Go! Tell Hua Leopard to buy things quickly!"

"Oh!"

It seems that because Lu Li's aura was too strong, Liu Fei involuntarily obeyed Lu Li's arrangement and went out with the list.

As soon as she walked out of the door, Liu Fei's sister reacted. Is he calling me now? What an asshole!

Angrily stomping her feet, Liu Fei still took the list and walked out, arranging the leopard to go shopping.

"Ma'am, you asked me to buy something, and Xiao Zi will obey."

Hua Leopard took the list and looked at Liu Fei with an embarrassed expression, "It's just... you haven't given the money yet!"

give money...

The corners of Liu Fei's mouth twitched a few times, and she had no choice but to take out a piece of silver from her purse, and reached out and handed it to the leopard.

Turning around and returning to the room, Liu Fei glared at Lu Li and said angrily, "You asked me to send the list out just now because you asked me to pay for it?"

"Yeah? Did you find it?"

Lu Li raised his brows, "It doesn't look like you're too stupid!"

"you……"

Liu Fei's face bulged with anger.

"Young people don't know the fragrance of soft rice, so they always plant their youth in rice. When they get old, they realize that their bodies are ruined, and they cry in the arms of a rich woman."

Lu Li sat on the soft couch and lifted Erlang's legs leisurely.

"What kind of poem is this? It feels a little weird."

Liu Fei is a heroine of all corners of the world, how can she know any poetry? I just thought Lu Li's poem was a little weird, but I couldn't tell what was wrong.

Lu Li smiled and didn't answer.

Liu Fei stayed for a while, and couldn't help but talk to Lu Li, "What are the materials you just bought for?"

"Oxidation is old, understand? Dye, understand? Chemical reaction, understand?"

Lu Li casually rolled his eyelids.

"don't know!"

Liu Fei's face was dazed, and she honestly didn't understand.

"I don't know what you're asking? Stay here!"

Lu Li waved his hand angrily.

"you……"

Liu Fei almost exploded with anger, her chest heaving violently, and a faint trembling pattern rippled across her chest.

Taking a deep breath and calming the anger in her heart, Liu Fei rolled her eyes, turned to look at Lu Li, and slowly raised her palm.

"Little Tianxing Palm Technique, understand?"

Taking a step forward, Liu Fei held down the hilt of the sword at her waist again, "Baihong Swordsmanship, understand?"

"Stop! You win!"

Lu Li was helpless. Isn't this mother-in-law smart! So quickly found a way to counterattack.

"Pfft! You're acquainted with each other!"

Seeing that Lu Li immediately confessed, Liu Fei couldn't help laughing out loud, feeling the pleasure of defeating the enemy.

Lu Li pouted secretly. If it's not that you don't want to reveal your strength, a soft girl like you can cry for a long time with one punch!

Soon after, the leopard bought the material back.

Looking at the pile of miscellaneous things on the table, Liu Fei asked quickly, "Now, what are you going to do?"

Lu Li reached out and picked up the three-foot white silk, turned his head to look at Liu Fei, "Do you know how to be a girl?"

"What?" Liu Fei was taken aback.

"Embroidery! Will you?"

Lu Li explained again.

"No...no!"

A bit of embarrassment appeared on Liu Fei's face, "I'm a heroine! What kind of flowers does a heroine embroider? I have always held a sword, but never an embroidery needle!"

"Who said female heroes can't embroider?"

A look of contempt flashed in Lu Li's eyes, "Come on, let me tell you a story about an oriental girl. A long time ago, there was a beautiful girl who practiced the sunflower collection and embroidered needles in one hand, which made her fascinated and invincible in the world. The East is undefeated."

At the beginning, Liu Fei was a little unconvinced, but... As Lu Li continued to tell the story, the plot was ups and downs, the plot was tense and exciting, and the emotions were real and moving, so Liu Fei couldn't help but listen.

"Poem Cloud: The world is beyond my generation, and as soon as I enter the rivers and lakes, the years will remind me. In the chat and laughter of the emperor's tyranny, I can't win a life of drunkenness. With a sword and a straddle, the bones are like mountains and birds flying. I only sighed that a few people in Jianghu would return."

After reading a poem, Lu Li patted the table again, raised his voice, and sang: "There is a laugh in the sea, the tides on both sides of the strait, ups and downs with the waves, only remember the present..."

The heroic lyrics and music, with a bit of vicissitudes and sadness, seem to have seen the ups and downs and read the vicissitudes of the rivers and lakes.

Liu Fei was stunned.

The ups and downs of the story, the desolate poetry, the heroic and vicissitudes of the lyrics, let Liu Fei recall the experience of hiding in XZ in these years.

As a disciple of Guanghan Palace, the remnants of the previous dynasty are already shouted and beaten by everyone on the rivers and lakes. Any decent disciple of the famous sect encountered it, and he would slash it with a sword.

Over the years, some people have died generously, some have betrayed the enemy, some have retired, and some have left their hometowns.

Jianghu... What is Jianghu?

Liu Fei's eyes turned red, and two lines of tears rolled down.

...

Near Lu Li's house, on the second floor of a restaurant.

Li Muzi stood in front of the window, leaning against the window, listening intently to the singing coming from the house.

"It's a good song and a laugh, and a song has exhausted the rivers and lakes."

A smile appeared on Li Muzi's face, "To be able to sing such a tune, this person... is really just a talented person? There are strange people everywhere!"

Behind him, "Flying Centipede" Gao Tianyu, the caravan leader, took over the conversation with a smile, "It's not a strange person. A martial arts rookie like Li Junior Sister on the Qingyun list is the real strange person in the arena. Lu Ziming is just a chicken with no hands. Just a scholar of the power."

"Ha ha!"

Li Muzi smiled and shook his head, "You don't understand."

Looking up at the courtyard by the river, Li Muzi's eyes flashed with a curious light, and he turned to the caravan leader Gao Tianyu and said, "I'm going to see Lu Ziming."

Gao Tianyu was stunned, "Eh? Showing up directly? Isn't it appropriate?"

"What's inappropriate?"

Li Muzi smiled, a little under his feet, his figure swayed, and he floated out of the window, like a flying fairy from the sky, floated down, and instantly landed in front of Lu Li's house.

This movement naturally alarmed the other two people who were monitoring the house.

"This is……"

Detective Secretary Baihu Ye left a note, and when he saw Li Muzi fall in front of the house, his eyes shrank, and he involuntarily held down the handle of the knife.

"Lingyun Absolute Sword Li Muzi!"

Ye Liusheng's face turned solemn, "Damn it! Emei actually dispatched Li Muzi, the ultimate sword of Lingyun."

On the official Daqi martial arts list, Li Muzi, the ultimate sword of Lingyun, ranks third in the list, after Wudang Yuheng Taoist and Shaolin monk Liaochen.

This is the top master of the younger generation of Jianghu.

Li Muzi came to the door directly and aboveboard. This is to declare sovereignty to everyone and tell everyone that Li Muzi took over this matter. If you have the guts to try the Lingyun Juejian, come here, and if you don't have the guts, get out!

Ye Liusheng's face was ashen!

Lawless! These Jianghu sects are simply lawless! This is the world of Daqi, so bold and reckless, where do I place the laws of Daqi?

Ye Liusheng took a deep breath, stretched out his hand to hold the handle of the knife, stepped out of the hiding place, faced Li Muzi, and walked up with his head held high.

"Daqi Punishment Department, Linqiong Detective Division Baihu, Ye Liusheng."

As he walked forward, Ye Liusheng reported the origin in a loud voice.

In fact, his official uniform can already prove his identity. It's just... In this era of prosperous martial arts, many martial arts schools, and many knights in all corners of the world, the Detective Division seems to be a little weak.

Ye Liusheng deliberately reported his origins, which was also meant to preserve the name of the detective Siwei.

"Detective Division?"

Li Muzi turned to look at Ye Liusheng and smiled, "Ye Baihu, what's the point of this?"

"What is the meaning of Li Nvxia's trip?"

Ye Liusheng asked Li Muzi back.

"I was taking a nap in the restaurant just now, and suddenly I heard someone singing, a laughter from the sea, and the vicissitudes of the rivers and lakes. Such a strange person should be visited."

Li Muzi replied with a smile, and asked Ye Baihu, "Ye Baihu, why are you here?"

"Like Li Nvxia, I also came to visit this strange person."

Ye Liusheng just didn't want Li Muzi to dominate this place, and deliberately intervened.

"Is that so?"

Li Muzi smiled, "Since that's the case, let's visit this strange man together!"

"Since it's a visit, how about me?"

At this time, a middle-aged man wearing a blue Taoist robe with a long sword on his back stepped out.

"Pindao Qingcheng Tan Jiu, I have met two people."

The man in Taoist attire gave Li Muzi and Ye a bow.

"Qingcheng Wine Daoist?"

Ye Liusheng frowned tightly, and sure enough, the Qingcheng faction was determined to win, and even senior masters like Tan Jiu were sent out.

"Emei Li Muzi, I have seen Master Tan in Qingcheng."

Li Muzi saluted Tan Jiu.

"You're welcome, you're welcome!"

Tan Jiu walked up with a smile and said to the two: "You two, Pindao came in a hurry from Qingcheng without taking a sip of water. Since you want to place the master here, why not let Pindao beg for a drink? ?"

"Uncle Master has a life, how dare you not obey?"

Li Muzi smiled and stretched out his hand, "Uncle, please!"

"You're trying to make the Pindao call the door, right? Okay, the Pindao is thick-skinned anyway."

Tan Jiu grinned, flung the robe that smelled of alcohol, and shouted at the door: "Is the host here? There is a visitor!"

The door was called, but it was not loud, but the reverberation echoed in Lu Li's yard for a long time.

Obviously, Tan Jiu showed his hand as soon as he came up, which is also the meaning of demonstration.

Ye Liusheng's face was solemn and silent.

Li Muzi smiled and said in admiration, "Uncle Master has such deep inner strength."

...

The three guests were talking outside the door, but Liu Fei in the house jumped up in shock.

"Echoing Jiudang, this is Qingcheng Tan Jiu!"

Liu Fei's face changed, "Lu Li, Qingcheng Tan Jiu called at the door. Li Muzi must be outside. It's not convenient for me to meet them. They don't have good intentions, so you have to be careful."

"rest assured!"

Lu Li smiled, "They came just in time, and another wave of experience was delivered to the door."

"Experience?" Liu Fei was confused.

"Oh, this is the experience that trains me to deal with the characters of the rivers and lakes."

Lu Li said nonsense casually, and said to Liu Fei, "You wait in the backyard, I'll go to the front yard to meet them."

With that said, Lu Li walked out the door, all the way to the front hall.

At this time, the three Huabao brothers were already waiting in the front hall.

"Sir, a Taoist priest is here, what should I do?"

The leopard looked at Lu Li with a worried face, the Taoist priest came to the door, you thousand-year-old ghost is in danger!

"Open the door, welcome guests!"

Lu Li waved to the three Huabao brothers.

"Yes!"

The three quickly took orders, hurried to the door, and opened the door.

The door opened, and Lu Li saw three uninvited guests standing outside the door.

One was wearing an official uniform, obviously a member of the official uniform. One is a middle-aged Taoist priest with a smell of alcohol on his body. There is a young and beautiful girl next to me... oh, the heroine.

"Pindao Qingcheng Tan Jiu."

The middle-aged Taoist bowed his head to Lu Liji.

"My official Linqiong Detective Division Baihuye left a message."

The man in official uniform nodded to Lu Li.

"Emei Li Muzi, I have seen Xiongtai."

The pretty girl smiled at Lu Li and saluted.

"Three great drivers are here, and if you have lost your way, please forgive me!"

With a smile on his face, Lu Li welcomed the three of them in with great enthusiasm.

What a surprise! Three masters came at once, Qingcheng, Emei, and Daqi officials. All the martial arts in their memory are mine!

Leading the three guests to sit down in the front hall, Lu Li motioned the three of Huabao to prepare refreshments.

"Three masters, this time I'm here, I don't know what to do?"

After the greeting, Lu Li directly asked the three of them about their intentions.

Although these people are all here for the "Wuhou Quanshu" that may exist, and Lu Li knows it well, but... on the surface, he still has to pretend he doesn't know!

"excuse me!"

Li Muzi smiled brightly, "I was taking a nap in the restaurant just now, when I suddenly heard your sing-along, my mind was agitated for a while, and I took the liberty to come to visit. It's rude."

"I see!"

Lu Li naturally followed this meaning and started talking nonsense, "This song 'Swordsman' also has a history."

"Is the title of the song called Xiaoao Jianghu? It's really appropriate!"

Li Muzi nodded in admiration, and asked Lu Li again, "Is there a history of this song? I don't know if it's convenient for you to tell me?"

"Convenient! Why is it inconvenient?"

Lu Li just wanted to take the opportunity to copy the martial arts in the memory of the three of them, and naturally he had to let the conversation last long enough.

"This is a story about proud of the world. Poetry says: The world is beyond our generation, and as soon as you enter the world, the years will remind you. In the chat and laughter of the emperor's tyranny, it is impossible to get drunk in life."

Lu Li also told the story of "Oriental Girl" to the martial arts masters, and took the opportunity to copy the martial arts of the three.

"A long, long time ago, there was an Oriental girl..."