My Life Simulator

"Officer Lu, you just got a new car!"

Chef Wang ran over with a smile on his face, "Congratulations to Officer Lu for picking up a new car. This is a high-end product! What kind of Mercedes-Benz BMW, it's scum compared to this."

Obviously, Chef Wang is licking again!

Chef Wang, who has struggled in society for many years, understands a truth deeply. Licking is a survival skill. Don't despise licking dogs, as long as you lick well, lick to the end, everything.

He knows that he is not capable enough to survive in this world. Back then, when he saw Lu Li in the TV tower, Chef Wang immediately started licking it. Now, even if Lu Li is the king of zombies, he can still lick it.

What about the king of zombies? As long as the lick is happy, he won't "ah woo" and eat me in one bite.

And... with such an awesome Zombie King, is there a high level of safety?

Following the King of Zombies, foxes pretend to be tigers, and dogs fight against people's power... ugh, anyway, with the prestige of the King of Zombies, I can walk sideways.

At this moment, Chef Wang seems to have found the true meaning of life.

It doesn't matter if you don't have the skills, as long as you can lick, as long as you are with the right person... Well, you don't have to be a person, anyway, as long as you are with the right boss, you can take off!

No wonder there were so many traitors in front of the ancient emperors. Gao Qiu, Cai Jing, and Lord He, these are all role models for our generation.

"Officer Lu, you are really amazing!"

Chef Wang flattered again, "If it wasn't for you, we would be dead. You are really our savior!"

You are really talented.

Sister Yin Zhi rolled her eyes, I have been complaining professionally for many years, and when I meet you, I feel like I don't know how to complain.

"Just happened to catch up."

Lu Li smiled, Chef Wang really has the potential to be a traitor!

"Let's go! Get in the car!"

Beckoning to Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang, Lu Li turned around and got into the armored command car.

"Okay! Thank you!"

Chef Wang nodded and bowed again, and sat on the armored command vehicle with Lu Li.

Sitting in the car, Chef Wang shrugged his nose with a strange expression on his face.

"It stinks! The inside of the car stinks!"

Sister Yin Zhi was much more upright and said it directly.

Smelly?

The stench was naturally left over from the previous corpse.

It's just... Lu Li frowned and took a few breaths with his nose raised, but he didn't feel any odor.

Is this zombie's sense of smell different from that of humans?

However, when I was at the gate of the community, I also smelled the stench of the female body in the car. Why now...

Lu Li's face changed, could it be that the zombie virus is eroding me more and more seriously? Am I still infested with zombie viruses?

At this moment, Lu Li's face became ugly.

He remembered a question. If I fail to solve the zombie virus in this plot, will I still be a zombie after returning to reality? Still have a zombie virus in the body?

if it is like this……

Lu Li shivered all over. Absolutely not! Absolutely not! If you go back and are still zombies with zombie viruses, the consequences will be unimaginable.

Therefore, I must solve the zombie virus, and must develop a method to treat the zombie virus.

If it was just to save humans or zombies in this world before, Lu Li didn't have much sense of urgency. Even if he really couldn't figure it out, he would just spend some badges and just "go offline" and quit the plot.

Now... Considering the possibility of turning into a zombie after returning to reality, Lu Xin's sense of urgency is very strong.

This is not only to save the world, but also to save yourself, and even the real world that may be infected by the virus that you bring back.

Lu Li's silence and trance made the faces of Chef Wang and Sister Yin Zhi in the car change.

Chef Wang turned his head to look at Sister Yin Zhi and gave her a stern look.

Yin Zhi's face turned pale, and she quickly showed a difficult smile, "Haha, it's alright, I have a bad nose, and I smell the wrong smell. This...in the car...the air is very fresh, hehe, very fresh!"

"Alright, alright!"

Seeing the trembling looks of the two of them, Lu Li shook his head helplessly, "Before, someone died in the car, and I haven't had time to clean it up. Of course, you have to be thankful that I didn't take the time to clean it up, otherwise... After I came over, I would I can only avenge you!"

This... is so true!

Smells a little bit, it's better than dying, right?

"Thank you! Thank you Officer Lu for arriving in time. Thank you for saving us."

Chef Wang and sister Yin Zhi thanked Lu Li together.

"Okay, stop talking about that."

Lu Li waved his hand, started the car, and drove all the way out.

"Officer Lu, are we... going back to Zhuangqiu City?"

Through the steel shutters beside the car door, Chef Wang looked outside and asked Lu Li, "Officer Lu, there are too many zombies in the city. I think it might be safer if we find a nearby village. ?"

Speaking, Chef Wang pointed to the front, "The Jinjilong Village that used to have a chicken farm has no flying chickens now, so it should be very safe. There are fields outside, which is more suitable for survival than the city!"

"Lu... Officer Lu, I think what Chef Wang said makes sense."

Sister Yin Zhi thought for a while, and agreed with Chef Wang's opinion, and said quickly, "Officer Lu, why don't we...let's stay in the Jinjilong Village in front?"

"no!"

Lu Li frowned and said, "Although there are fewer zombies in the countryside, there are... more mutant creatures, especially mosquitoes! Stay here and you will surely die."

"Mosquito?"

Sister Yin Zhi exclaimed, "You mean, mosquitoes can also mutate? Will they become as big as those mutated animals?"

"That's not it."

Lu Li shook his head, "Insects don't have lungs, so they don't have enough oxygen absorption capacity. If they increase their size, they won't have enough oxygen to support their activities. Therefore, even if they are infected with mutated prions, the insects won't get bigger. look."

Having said that, Lu Li smiled, "It's precisely because they don't increase their size, they are more difficult to guard against. When bitten by a mosquito, they will turn into zombies. Do you want to try?"

"hiss……"

Chef Wang shivered all over.

"Mosquitoes... A mosquito bite will turn them into zombies..."

Sister Yin Zhi's face turned ashen, "Officer Lu, do you think...is there a future for mankind?"

Just after saying these words, Yin Zhi girl laughed again. I asked the King of Zombies if there is a future for mankind?

Unexpectedly, Lu Li immediately replied: "Yes! There must be! I will do my best to find a way to treat mutant prion infection."

This is no longer to save the world, this is to save Lu Li himself.

"You...research..."

Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang looked at each other. what did i hear? The King of Zombies said he wanted to do scientific research?

"What? You don't believe it?"

Lu Li smiled and pointed at himself, "Introduce yourself. Lu Li, a professor of medicine, is the world's top genetic scientist. I'm not a police officer, please call me Professor Lu!"

"what?"

Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang were stunned.

It turns out that the threshold for being a zombie is so high? It's not that professors can't get along, and scientists can't be the king of zombies?

The world's top genetic scientist, even if he becomes a zombie, is the most powerful zombie king among the zombies! Scientists...that's really cool.

Could it be that... when I was studying, what the teacher said was true? To study hard, knowledge will make your life more exciting!

Lu Li's number is so wonderful! Being able to read is really amazing, turning into a zombie is the most awesome zombie!

So... how should we scumbags live?

Sister Yin Zhi and Chef Wang have begun to doubt life!

The car galloped all the way, and soon after, Lu Li encountered the majestic "Knights of the Wild Boar".

Hundreds of big rhinoceros-like pigs lined up in long queues, marching mightily along the road.

Seeing Lu leaving the armored command vehicle, the group of mutant pigs began to scream again and charged.

"Police Lu...Professor Lu, those wild boars are here again!"

Sister Yin Zhi pointed at the wild boar rushing ahead and shouted at Lu Li, "Are we... are we running into it again?"

"There's a better way this time."

Lu Li smiled and pointed at the cannon platform behind him, "Did you see that? We have cannons."

With that said, Lu Li stepped on the brakes, stopped the car, rolled over and got out of the cab, and climbed onto the cannon platform.

As soon as the bolt was pulled and the bullet was loaded, Lu Li held the handles protruding from the rear of the machine gun with both hands, aimed at the pigs rushing in front, and pressed the electric trigger button with his thumb.

"Boom bang bang..."

The 25mm cannon instantly splattered tongues of flame. The bullets that whizzed past ripped apart everything in front of him.

Blood splattered, blood splattered.

The dense shells swept the front lineup of the "Knights of the Wild Boar", and dozens of mutant pigs rushed to the front were torn to shreds in an instant.

Mutated pigs are still creatures, even if their brains are burnt out by zombie viruses, they will still feel fear instinctively, and they are not real Tie Hanhan!

So... a hail of bullets swept through, and the "Knights of the Wild Boar" collapsed in an instant, running away one by one.

Less than ten seconds, easy to get!

Caliber is justice, range is truth. Even in the doomsday when zombies are rampant, this truth is still applicable everywhere!

"It's done!"

Lu Li smiled, got out of the machine gun platform, and returned to the cab.

"gone!"

Start the car, step on the accelerator, and the armored command vehicle continues on the road.

"Police Lu...Professor Lu is mighty!"

Chef Wang started licking again.

Sister Yin Zhi rolled her eyes and secretly complained: Chef Wang, you can just change your name to Wang Dalick!

Lu Li smiled and cast an approving look at Chef Wang. Nice guy, promising future.

So, Lu Li gave Chef Wang an honorable task, "Chef Wang, that machine gun is up to you to control."

"what?"

Chef Wang was stunned for a moment, but he didn't object. He just said, "Professor Lu, I don't know how to use it?"

"Two hands hold the handles on both sides, there is a red button at the rear of the cannon, press it to fire."

Lu Li waved his hand, "Go! You'll be proficient with a few more shots!"

"Good... good!"

Chef Wang quickly got up and climbed onto the machine gun platform.

The machine gun in front of him looked a little hideous in Chef Wang's eyes. Tremblingly, he reached out to hold the handle and shook it a few times. It didn't seem to be difficult to operate.

"Try a few shots!"

Lu Li shouted to Chef Wang.

"okay!"

Chef Wang agreed, turned the barrel, randomly found a position, and pressed the launch button with his thumb.

"Boom bang bang..."

Even if the machine gun fixed on the armored vehicle, the recoil was absorbed by the armored vehicle, but the shock of the arm was still very violent. Chef Wang's arm shook like a disco.

As a result, the shells do not know where to go.

"Moo..."

Below a hill in front, there was a sudden roar.

A large yellow ox, about the size of an elephant, with two horns over one meter long, glared at it with a pair of red bull-eyes, rushed over with a rumble.

"Ah! Monster!"

Chef Wang screamed in shock.

You are such a badass star!

Lu Li shouted, "Open the cannon! Aim at it and open the cannon!"

"Oh! Good! Good!"

Under Lu Li's roar, Chef Wang finally came to his senses, and quickly turned the gun's muzzle, blasting the giant ox that was rushing over.

The dense shells whizzed past!

Chef Wang perfectly performed the "elephant stroke technique". Such a big ox, which is comparable to an elephant, was so hard that he missed a shot.

Lu Li pouted, reached out and took out the precision shooting rifle, opened the shooting port on the door, and was about to pull the trigger.

Then……

With a "bang", a 25mm artillery shell accurately hit... the indescribable thing between the big ox's hind legs.

What the hell! What an amazing gun!

Lu Li's eyes were about to pop out.

The big ox rushed forward, and only when it lifted its front feet and jumped, could it hit that spot, not even a tiny bit.

Awesome, Chef Wang!

After the bombardment, the big ox let out a miserable howl. The cow's temper exploded, completely disregarding it, and rushing even more crazy!

"Kill it!"

Chef Wang shouted excitedly and continued to bombard the big ox.

It's a pity... just hit that shot, even if the big ox rushed ten meters away, Chef Wang missed a shot.

At a distance of ten meters, he could not hit a target in the shape of an elephant. This is not something ordinary people can do.

Lu Li pouted, raised his precision shooting rifle, and pulled the trigger with a bang.

The 9mm bullet roared out, hitting the big ox's forehead instantly, piercing the skull, and blowing the ox's brain.

With a sound of "Boom", the big ox fell to the ground.

"Cease fire!"

Lu Li shouted at Chef Wang.

Chef Wang, who was excited, shivered when he heard the roar, and quickly released the launch button.

Lu Li's mouth twitched a few times.

Chef Wang, it's really a mistake to let you shoot.

I wasted hundreds of shells, and I still can't kill a mutant cow.

Sure enough, licking a dog doesn't have to shoot, I'm afraid this is an inevitable rule!