My Little Mom is the Richest

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The sudden speech of these two people caused the live broadcast effect in Chen Yifa's live broadcast room to explode instantly, and all the friends in the water were blown up, and the barrage was like crazy.

"Pfft ha ha ha, or or or or, this baby died laughing."

"Indestructible sisterhood? Pfft, plastic sisterhood is similar."

"Zhou Surface Sister Erke, Feng Surface Sister Timer."

"After tonight, I'm afraid there will be another Chen Yifa who splits durian with bare hands."

"The two people upstairs are you trying to laugh at me to death so that I can inherit my unfinished hair hahahahaha!"

"Bawang anti-hair loss shampoo, give your bald head a bath."

"I made up my mind about Mu Qiu's mood when I heard Mama say those words... Pfft, no, if it was me, I would probably have to laugh out loud at that time."

"Sit and wait until you feel numb and chop durians with your bare hands."

"Hurry up, hurry up, can't wait, the front row sells Guazi Beverage Magazine Comic Condoms Popcorn Mazza Silicone Sticks."

"??? Did you get into something strange upstairs?"

"Don't worry about those details~"

Or there are tens of millions of talented people in the world, and half of them are online friends. They are all walking jokes. The girls around Mu Qiu are dying of laughter just watching the barrage.

Seeing that the screen was almost covered by the white barrage, Mu Qiu hid the barrage, looked at Chen Yifa's bewildered face in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile: "Come on, Chen? Durian Yifa, as a big anchor, you won't break your word, right?"

When Chen Yifa heard the words, he took a deep breath, the corners of his mouth curled up with difficulty, and he showed a very forced smile, and said in a voice almost squeezed out between his teeth: "How could I not believe what I said? Isn't it just splitting durians with bare hands?" , chopping durians with bare hands..."

Mu Qiu said decisively: "Please start your performance."

"..."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Next time I see you, I must make you look good! ! !

Chen Yifa's inner villain roared up to the sky, and a volcano erupted in the background, showing her extremely angry heart.

She stood up and disappeared in front of the live broadcast camera. She didn't come back for a long time, but just when the water friends thought she was hiding, she came back, holding a durian that was one size smaller than a basketball... and it was The entire durian, yellow and orange, is covered with barbs, like a meteor hammer.

She put the traffic on the table with a look of lovelessness on her face.

Mu Qiu suppressed a smile and said, "Come on, come on, please start your performance."

The barrage exploded too, each of them couldn't take care of themselves because of Chen Yifa's expression of laughter, and each of them was expecting Chen Yifa to split the durian with his bare hands, and kept sending out barrages to boo.

Chen Yifa hesitated holding the durian for a long time, then raised his right hand tentatively, and held a knife in the air for a few seconds, then slammed it down... the moment he was about to touch the durian, he slowed down instantly, gently Touched a durian.

Then she said to the live broadcast camera with an aggrieved face: "You have also seen the roar, it's not that I don't chop, it's because the durian is too hard for me to chop."

Mu Qiu immediately stared, and complained: "Is there such an operation?"

Water friends also echoed.

"Is there still such an operation?"

"With my vocabulary, it's hard for me to describe the scene I saw just now."

"Is there a feeling of jumping up and hitting the opponent's knee?"

"Oh shit! The talent upstairs! Said my true thoughts!"

"Hey, that powerful blow just now, I was shocked into internal injuries through the screen, why is the durian all right?"

"I'm afraid it's not a piece left by Nuwa's patching stone that has become a spirit."

"Other stones can hatch a monkey, what can this durian do? Hatch a beach cake?"

“你们够了啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑的我肚子痛哈哈哈哈哈。”

Of course, the barrage is not all one-sidedly making fun of Chen Yifa. Those loyal fans of Chen Yifa are still very fond of her. Although it is interesting to watch Chen Yifa chop durians with his bare hands, durians are not soft persimmons after all. If it is really because of this, Chen Yifa They were also very distressed when they were injured, so they spoke one after another.

"Okay, okay, let's make a fuss and it's almost enough. You can't really let the numb split the durian with your bare hands."

"Yeah, the durian is so hard and has barbs, what if it gets numb and hurts?"

"If you get injured, you won't be able to broadcast live, and you bastards will have to be buried with you!"

"Mu Qiu, why don't you say something, let's beg for Ma Ma, so you can forgive Fa Ma this time."

There were quite a few people pleading for Chen Yifa, even with the current refresh rate of dozens of posts per second in the comment area, Mu Qiu saw several of them. Ke and Feng Timo, who were hidden on Tuesday, felt resentful, thinking that you should stop making trouble, and hurry up and let this coquettish bitch get the punishment he deserves!

And Chen Yifa was so moved that he was confused, and said sincerely: "Thank you for pleading for me. If I, Chen, can survive today, I will definitely draw ten people to share the durians with you."

"Fuck? Divide the durians?"

"Stop feeling numb, my own people!"

"Let's go, I don't have your numbness."

"Durian, emmmmm, although it is very expensive, but I can't accept the taste!!!"

"The last time I warmed up durians in the microwave, the neighbors came and smashed us and asked me if I was cooking shit, and I swore since then that durians and I are no match for each other."

"Forget it, let Mao Numa split the durian with bare hands."

"Well, I agree."

The funny skills of the water friends are also stronger than the other. The new round of speeches immediately stunned Chen Yifa, while Mu Qiu laughed for a while and said: "Okay, okay, since so many people give you Please forgive me, then I will spare you, but...the death penalty can be avoided, but the living penalty cannot be escaped."

Chen Yifa immediately sat upright: "Please punish me, Your Majesty."

"Okay, for the sake of your correct attitude, I'll give you a lighter punishment." Mu Qiu thought for a while, glanced at the guitar beside him, and said, "Why don't you sing a song too?"

Chen Yifa said confidently: "Okay, singing is my forte, just choose whatever you want, there is no one who can't sing pop songs like me, Chen Yifa can't sing, if I don't know how to sing, I'll lose, I'll chop with bare hands..."

She paused before she finished speaking, maybe she thought of the fact that she received the flag in seconds before, and now she has lingering fears, but she is so confident in herself, she never believes that Mu Qiu will say a song that is unfamiliar to her. Songs, she usually likes to listen to songs, whether it is popular songs or other songs, she is very familiar with it, so she is very confident.

So she added what she hadn't finished saying: "I split the durian with my bare hands!"

"Thick and mighty!"

"Nummy six six six!"

"Be careful, don't close the flag in seconds."

"I'm afraid even the gods won't be able to save you this time."

"Hahahahaha, the ones who said that the flag was received in a second are all newcomers, right? Numb is a walking little song library, I believe this time it will definitely be troublesome for Numb."

"That's right, that's right, I must have won this time, but I don't need to send durians. I really don't want to be called shit anymore."

Seeing so many water friends supporting him, Chen Yifa was full of confidence, while Mu Qiu suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, let's keep it simple. How about a Fairy Tale Town?". ,,.