My liver skills in the military camp

The other recruits in Class 1 even secretly doubted whether Mei Mata had a language barrier!

Otherwise, why do you like talking so much, and why do you read every word? Mouth is rented?

If you say one more word, you will be deducted?

But Ye Fei vaguely guessed that Mei Youqian was not a talkative but too lazy to talk.

Whether it was Ding Fei, who was highly educated, or Han Zong, who was extremely talented, or Jiang Fu, they seemed not worth mentioning in Mei Youqian's eyes.

Even Mei Youqian, the monitor of Ye Fei, seemed to ignore him!

Mei Yougan is also an arrogant person, but unlike others, Mei Yougan is arrogant, arrogant to the core!

It's the kind of person who comes from the bottom of his heart and looks down on other people and thinks he is superior, so he is too lazy to speak!

Ye Fei didn't see where Mei Yougan could be so proud. He could only investigate more in the future.

After Mei Yougan finished his introduction, Ye Fei glanced around the class and felt something was wrong.

Why does it feel like there is someone who hasn't introduced me yet?

Who is coming?

Seeing Ye Fei's lack of movement, the recruits in the first class thought that Ye Fei wanted the last recruit to stand up and introduce himself, so they all turned their attention to the last recruit.

Zhuge Ye.

When Ye Fei saw this, he reacted and said quickly.

"Zhuge Ye, it's just you."

Zhuge Ye, who has the attribute of invisibility, stood up slowly and said.

"Zhuge Ye is eighteen years old. He has no hobbies. What he fears most is trouble."

Upon hearing this, Ye Fei was happy.

Afraid of trouble?

What a coincidence! The most common thing in the army is trouble!

At this point, all ten recruits in Ye Fei's class have introduced themselves.

Ye Fei said a few more words briefly before ending the class meeting.

Needless to say, the composition of the recruits in Ye Fei's class is quite complicated.

To sum it up, they are an autistic child, a cook, a graduate student who has become stupid, and a seasoned veteran. Three recruits with their own strengths compete to be the deputy squad leader, a suspected speech impediment patient, and an invisible man.

The only one who is normal is Bai Zhaoyun, a sunny and cheerful boy who looks silly and has nothing to show for himself.

But with other people’s compositions so complicated, it’s hard to say how long Bai Zhaoyun can maintain his cheerfulness.

Just like this, a group of recruits with different academic qualifications, different ages, and even different personalities are put together in the same class. It would be weird if they don't make some mistakes!

Ye Fei has a headache!

Early the next morning, when Ye Fei was preparing to allocate health responsibility areas, the differences and differences among everyone began to emerge.

The first class is responsible for the hygiene within the class, plus the corridors and stairs, toilets, and some outdoor areas.

Ye Fei planned to clear out the most difficult toilet first, which required two people.

When assigning personnel, the tall and powerful Bai Zhaoyun became the best cover for Cheng Yuanyi and Zhuge Ye. The two tried to hide behind Bai Zhaoyun, fearing that Ye Fei would notice them.

Of course, this scene could not escape Ye Fei's eyes.

"Cheng Yuanyi, Zhuge Ye, what are you two hiding from?"

"You don't like the toilet? Don't you want to clean it?"

"It's just you two!"

Ye Fei was not polite and sent them to clean the toilet directly.

Baby, you still want to hide? The more I hide, the more I let you go!

Upon seeing this, Cheng Yuanyi and Zhuge Ye walked out from behind Bai Zhaoyun dejectedly, and looked at each other sympathetically.

"Why do you have to hide with me? Let the squad leader find out!"

"Haha, each other, let's not talk about each other!"

"Old Six!"

"The same to you!"

While looking at each other, the two completed the exchange of the above information through their eyes.

Ye Fei was too lazy to pay attention to their flirting, coughed slightly, and continued to make arrangements.

"Jiang Fu, Li Tongda, you two are responsible for the hygiene of the class."

"Fang Yaodong and Bai Zhaoyun, you two are responsible for cleaning the corridors and stairs."

"The remaining people will follow me or other squad leaders to clean up the outside."

"The above arrangement will last for one month. When the next month starts, you will be rotated based on your performance."

"yes!"

As soon as the screen turned, a group of people were busy working in their respective areas.

Ye Fei led a row of recruits responsible for outdoor sanitation and went out to clean up the outside.

When he came out, Ye Fei specially found the second squad leader and asked him to help look after everyone in the room.

Ye Fei's arrangement is quite reasonable. The three recruits who want to be deputy squad leaders are each responsible for an area. They will definitely perform well and the hygiene standards will not be bad.

He led a few new recruits who couldn't let go, and went out to clean up the outside, keeping an eye on it to make sure nothing went wrong.

But despite all the calculations, he still missed one move.

He shouldn't have arranged Zhuge Ye and Cheng Yuanyi, the two old men, together.

In the toilet, Zhuge Ye and Cheng Yuanyi looked at each other and frowned.

Although the toilets in the army are quite clean, how else would the squad leader like to throw quilts into the toilets when he has nothing to do?

But they still couldn't get over the hurdle in their hearts.

Obviously there was no smell at all in the toilet, and it even smelled of air freshener, but they just felt the stench was overwhelming.

Seeing that Zhuge Ye was still silent, Cheng Yuanyi couldn't stand it any longer and took the initiative to speak.

"Lao Ye, what do you say?"

"I'll clean up the ground, and you clean up the pits. Is it reasonable?"

Facing Cheng Yuanyi's suggestion, Zhuge Ye sneered and said.

"It seems reasonable. We are all comrades in arms. I can't let you suffer."

"How about this, I clean up the ground and you clean up the pits?"

"It's all him, comrades, why are you so polite! I'll just clean up the ground!"

The two of them were just in the toilet, arguing over who was cleaning the floor and who was cleaning the pit.

The two people's views are surprisingly consistent. They both believe that the pit is easier to clean than the ground.

How about tricking the other party into cleaning it up!

After arguing for a long time, the two reached an agreement.

The toilet is divided into two areas, one half for each person, everyone cleans up his own things, and no one relies on the other.

As soon as the two of them had reached an agreement, a recruit from another class walked into the pit. After a moment, he tied his belt and walked out refreshed.

Seeing this, both of them felt that was not the case.

The two of us are cleaning up here. If you have anything to do, come and go to the toilet. When will you have to clean up?

Zhuge Ye was very worthy of his surname, and he came up with an idea.

"wait for me."

After saying that, Zhuge Ye returned to the class, took out a marker that each class had, and drew a large circle on the door of each pit, with a line of small words written in the middle.

Under maintenance, use is prohibited.

"Damn it! Brother Ye is so clever! Brother Ye has a wonderful plan!"

When Cheng Yuanyi saw this, he couldn't help but exclaimed!

Facing Cheng Yuanyi's compliment, Zhuge Ye seemed very impressed and said proudly.

"Hold the marker. If the monitor comes to check, please erase the writing on the door."

"Wait until the monitor leaves and then write it again so that no one comes to use the toilet."

"No one comes to use the toilet. Once this pit is cleaned up, there is no need to clean it up again!"

"This month will be easy!"

"This matter must be kept secret, don't let the monitor find out!"

Cheng Yuanyi's expression did not change and he said with great admiration.

"Brother Ye, you should hold this marker."

"Think about it, we have to erase the handwriting and write again every now and then. What if the handwriting is different and someone else discovers it?"

"Besides, my handwriting is ugly and not as good as yours. It's up to you to do this!"

Cheng Yuanyi's series of rainbow farts knocked Zhuge Ye unconscious.

Zhuge Ye thought for a while, and it seemed that this was indeed the case, so he put the marker into his pocket.

When Cheng Yuanyi saw this, he went to clean up, but after turning around, a secret smile appeared on his face.

This man is a big fool, he is so easy to fool!

Needless to say, Zhuge Ye's method is indeed effective.

One morning, no one used the toilet here anymore. They all went around to another toilet on the same floor.

Although the urinal cannot be blocked, it is not like a pit. It is easy to clean. Just pour a basin of foamy water on it and scrub it with a brush.

Originally, the focus of cleaning up was the hole, but the two of them blocked the hole, and the cleaning was quite easy.

When Ye Fei came to check, Zhuge Ye erased the writing in advance, so Ye Fei didn't notice any clues.

But there is a very big problem with their plan.

What should Ye Fei do if he wants to go to the toilet?

The two of them also thought of this, that is, they should always pay attention to Ye Fei's movements. Once they found that Ye Fei was planning to run away in the dormitory, the two of them would take turns to hold Ye Fei back, and the other one would quickly report to the toilet and wipe the handwriting. Wipe it off, and you can hide it for a day.

There were also several monitors from other classes who were confused when they saw the maintenance words on the door when they went to the toilet.

It was fine yesterday, why is it broken today?

But after all, there were other toilets in the building, so they didn't take it to heart and turned around to go elsewhere.

Zhuge Ye and Cheng Yuanyi, the two sixth-graders, had considered the reactions of the recruits, Ye Fei, and the monitors of other classes. They had almost taken into account everyone's reactions and tried to hang out for one more day.

As long as Ye Fei doesn't find out, their plan seems to last for a long time.

But, they still missed something.

In addition to the new recruits, dear squad leaders, the Fourth Squadron also has two leaders.

Captain Ning Yi, instructor Shi Hao, these two people know everything about the fourth squadron.

Of course, this also includes toilet repairs, something that can be considered a big deal.

What a coincidence. After eating, Ning Yi returned to the dormitory and felt uncomfortable in his stomach and planned to use the toilet.

But when Ning Yi ran to the toilet and saw a row of words "Under maintenance, no use" written on the door of the pit, his head was filled with questions.

The toilet is all broken? Need repairs? The Secretary didn't tell me, either?

His stomach was still churning. In desperation, Ning Yi didn't think too much. He quickly covered his stomach and ran to another toilet for convenience.

After solving the physical problem, Ning Yi walked out of the toilet refreshed. The more he thought about it, the more puzzled he became, so he simply called the director of the Fourth Squadron.

The second update of 10,000 words!

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